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@viperwave
"That was great work, Robert. We could use a man like Death Destroyer Of Worlds in the Avenger Initiative."
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@thechosenberg
me realizing i can simply start a new chapter and learn, grow, see, do, and be more instead of working
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@i_zzzzzz
it's just one file with the worst compression you've ever seen that says "i don't fucken know, man" in 48pt comic sans
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@RadioFreeTom
If I were Tom Nichols I simply would not have spent the last 30 years pointing the car at a series of cliffs.
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@Slate
It's crazy how the fear 10 years ago was kids socializing too much with eachother on their phones, when now it's kids never getting a minute to leave the helicopter parent nest.
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@ettingermentum
the famous colors of the rainbow:
- dark blue
- white
- dark green
- gray
- turquoise
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@SkinnyTigerBeer
@punished_picnic
But is there an International Men Made Halo This Time Day?
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@jbillinson
"oh yeah, mr. strauss? well i'm rooting for robert mueller and the rule of law!"
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@40tons70mph
@DempMcgee
@bronzeagemantis
That's.... actually a really good management style. I'm honestly impressed.
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@michaelschwab13
@seungminkim
🎶 Road was more like an oil sheen
From a Dairy Queen
They said, "don't drive,"
But what do you mean?
I am the one
Who would drive
Down the hill
Right way down 🎶
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@sh44sti
so this is it. you've decided to fight god himself. i wish i had your spirit, oppie..
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@ChadNotChud
"What do you mean, 'animal style'? Like 'i'm a clown' animal style? Like I amuse you? 'Animal style,' animal style how? How am I 'animal style'?"
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@watn_tarnation
american troops when enemy tanks are driving on a windy road (they sometimes turn away from them to navigate)
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@JessicaValenti
Well you see, if the retailers can't make their money back on the diapers they buy, they will stop offering diapers for sale. If most of your diaper customers are poor, preventing theft ensures that everyone gets the lowest price.
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@maiamindel
"I read all seven volumes. 'Yer a woman, harry,' and so on."
"It's 'yer a *wizard*, Harry.'"
"I'm sorry, I read it in the original German."
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@KimmyMonte
brad pitt (staring longingly at this masterpiece performance): i am going to become an actor
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@TrueSlazac
*exactly* 49.9% of the population supports her. it's insane. doesn't matter if she's facing the peruvian joe biden or the peruvian donald trump. 49.9%
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@Third_Nut
@Liberty_Socks
imagining a ben garrison heaven filled with all of the politicians he hates the most, but they're all up there because hunter biden and nancy pelosi bribed god himself
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@revhowardarson
medical events are terrible, but when she returned to her workplace, she willingly and consciously typed this all out and sent it to her editor
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@gaslightyourmom
"you know, larry, radiating all those japanese civilians was a war crime. it was the wrong thing to do"
"i'm going to the hague, bob!"
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@nikicaga
Are we truly a great civilization if we don't grow them this big in huge, clandestine oceanic fish farms?
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@cheer_wine
it's a job where you're on hour 12 on your feet, exhausted, and people's lives depend on you getting authoratative instructions from someone who sounds like they know what they're talking about and following them religiously and vigorously at a moment's notice
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@KissMyGravitas
@ultrabrilliant
that day is gonna be the day when you're gonna bring it back to them
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@DannyDrinksWine
So much of what made Kurosawa's films so dynamic was just that he could just film the most clearly dangerous shit imaginable, and he could get hundreds of Japanese guys who just lived through WWII to agree to do multiple takes of it
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@MooseIsL00se
@WHO
@pahowho
@WHOEMRO
@WHOSEARO
@WHOAFRO
@WHO_Europe
@WHOWPRO
Come on now. This is incredibly offensive at a time when everybody was kung flu fighting. Its spread was as fast as lightning.
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@Alkibiades_
All of them, outside of ~4,000 farmowners, lived in the suburbs of Salisbury or Bulawayo, spent more on alcohol imports than staff wages, did administrative deskwork for a living, and split for Australia the minute the neocon-esque LARP got boring.
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@BenGilroyIRL
ah damn, you got us. we've been trying to keep you patriots out of "cold valley" for years, but you saw through our tricks!
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@Popehat
I have muted
the nazis
that were in
my mentions
And which
you were probably
saving
to dunk on
Forgive me
they were malicious
so petulant
and so easy to block
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@vodk_anon
War was so highly regarded in their society that every time a war ended, all of its mechanized weaponry would be buried alongside it, to carpet bomb for it in the afterlife.
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@faygatsirl
who would have thought that his prize possession would be what gave away his own assassination coordinates...
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@selina_dedalus
by the end of gorsuch's opinion, he wouldn't even advocate hiding. the treaty of 1763 clearly states the native right to a stationary target west of the line of demarcation, as enforced by george washington's actions in the ohio expedition,
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@chowder94
i would rather amtrak be governed by the first 100 autistic teens in the chicago phonebook than the us senate
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@_pem_pem
Artists have always relied on the disposable income of the rich and powerful for broad exposure, whether it be noblemen, the evangelism of the church, corporate advertising, or their parents.
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@hastifliche
I've always loved the story behind this -- basically, every time you see this get posted, it goes viral. This represents what always goes viral on social media. By reposting this image, you will go viral yourself.
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@punished_picnic
And you may tell yourself,
"That's not my beautiful leaf!"
And you may ask yourself,
"Where does that bathroom go to?"
*Letting the days go by*
(let the pocket hold my leaf)
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@TheRealJamesFB
@GregoryMcKelvey
Well, they got stuck in some heavy traffic behind a Ford Bronco on the 405.
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@nytpolitics
You're about 200 years late if you want to be alarmed by the concept of judicial review.
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@KyivIndependent
Ikea spent years building those business relationships in Russia. To shut them down now is a big deal for them, and I'm glad they recognize that this merits that step.
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@AltHistCody
"andrew tate who reads books" is like saying "mr bean with social skills" like, you just negated the defining characteristic there
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@atheopagan
society's distribution of justice should not hinge on how well the defendant can physically fight the judge
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@MNightShyamalan
Bruce Willis discovers that
YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW
had really been
THE FUNNIER ONE
all along.
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@JeremiahDJohns
(bush) you gotta help me, joe. how, do i uhh open .pdf
(biden) now here's the deal, jack, i don't know how to open .pdf
*click*
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@DrLeanaWen
@PostOpinions
By all means, let's go back to insisting that my grandma eats diseased bats. Much less racist.
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@OneSmolCat
For those who don't know what's going on here, the lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.
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@TerribleMaps
Fun fact: Those other "continents" don't actually exist. The America plate is directly balanced on top of the first turtle that holds up the Earth.
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@j_n_foster
when kennedy did it, it was an issue with alcohol. when nixon did it, it was a longstanding loving relationship, that spanned many continents
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@Third_Nut
love that the maga take on kissinger is "yeah he did all those war crimes, but nixon could totally out-crime anyone who calls him out on it"
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@gbrew24
pulling on my gloves as "highway to the danger zone" blares so i don't get splinters from the world's oldest f-5
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@hannahkrieg
Starbucks doesn't even operate in Israel, but they do operate in neighboring Egypt, Jordan, Lebanon, and Saudi Arabia, as well as in Türkiye and Qatar, who are working hard to broker a ceasefire
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@ryxcommar
He was a neoliberal
She was an epidemiologist specializing in mosquito-prone areas
Their competing conferences on Denguism were next door to eachother
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@soonrightaway
"they say the next one will be dropped by a woman, really makes you feel like a part of history"
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@worsematt
Starbucks doesn't even operate in Israel! They operate in every other Middle Eastern country that isn't Israel! It's less linked to Israel than almost every other major retailer!
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@trappedataparty
"Hey, what are you reading?"
"Every waking hour, I pace the floor of a literary prison of my own making. It has been years since I've seen even a title page, let alone a cover. The sun rises and sets, the pages turn and turn, each the same as the last,"
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@rebeccalehmann
it's a perfect plan to boost subscribers. hire two bafflingly unhonged columnists to publish at the same time
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@ettingermentum
this is the most bush era republican bill imaginable. we're gonna cut taxes to fund israel, praise jesus
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@Baron_Von_Milk
"awful" used to mean "full of awe," "uncle tom" was once an anti-slavery icon, and just as those have changed, now "spooky" more often refers to the guy in the white sheet than the guy terrorized by him
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