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🐈 Smol Cat

@OneSmolCat

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i'm literally just hanging out / She/Her / 28 / Tip Jar https://t.co/7hqZ279okr / @Subatomic_Guy is my husband C²♡

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1 year

euuuuuuughhhh oooouuuuugghhhhhh ohhhhh

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8 months

got a new hat

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2 years

the morning dew probably tastes so good if you're a bug.

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2 years

this is the coolest guy i've ever seen

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1 month

i graduated fart school top of my ass.

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2 years

it probably feels so good to crush a watermelon with your mouth if you're a hippo.

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1 year

changing up my job search parameters

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🐈 Smol Cat

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2 years

hey bartender please take this drink back it's fucking terrible

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2 years

they don't ID me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes.

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1 year

thinking about getting one of these but just as a conversation piece

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1 year

freaking idiot

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1 year

him: you better not be a crab in a moist crack when i get there . me:

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1 year

don't speak to me until after i've had my lorem ipsum dolor & cheddar wrap

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3 years

her boobs titted around breastily.

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1 year

i call this, "peace at the watering hole"

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🐈 Smol Cat

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1 year

gm everybody this made me laugh so hard this morning my stomach hurt

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1 year

trying to get my life back in order after the holidays like

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1 year

huge fan of whatever the hell this thing is

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1 year

just got the best lighter ever

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6 months

calling in afraid to work.

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4 months

spent the whole weekend farting again.

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🐈 Smol Cat

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1 year

ok we pull up

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🐈 Smol Cat

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2 years

i put this on before i go online for safety

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9 months

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3 years

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10 months

the cuntiest of them all

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1 year

up at 4am fighting for my life after drinking a gallon of fog juice

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🐈 Smol Cat

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2 years

*picks you up* *puts you in my inventory*.

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🐈 Smol Cat

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3 years

hey it's me your cat can i borrow $20.

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1 year

new type of girls just dropped

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1 year

can someone please buy me the eraserhead baby pipe i really want to smoke out of the eraserhead baby

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1 year

mmm Electricity

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2 years

i didnt order this

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1 year

when i say i got that dog in me this is what i mean

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1 year

went #3

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2 years

stretching him

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7 months

only laid 1 egg today im pathetic.

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3 years

hey baby your smokers cough is so cute & sexy.

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1 year

this is my son he has every disease

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2 months

theyre arresting me for farting too much.

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3 months

planning on farting all weekend.

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1 year

@equine__dentist release it into manhattan 💕.

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🐈 Smol Cat

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2 years

when i show up at my favorite restaurant stoned out of my gourd

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🐈 Smol Cat

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2 years

hes winning

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1 year

ra ra rasputin lover of the russian queen

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🐈 Smol Cat

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2 years

hello i made you some dinner (4 red onions that have been sliced)

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2 years

his & hers outfits

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6 months

just laid my eggs in your skin ❤️❤️ 10,000 eggs under your skin 😊❣️❣️.

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he couldnt take the ridicule anymore. he had to do something .

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1 year

pa says i'll inherit the farm one day

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🐈 Smol Cat

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8 months

get imprisoned idiot

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6 months

put that thing back where it came from.

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11 months

can you make me some spaghetti os ?

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1 year

nonummy more like yes nummy good for my tummy

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take out everything but leave the bolt i'll choke it down.

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2 years

you may fascinate a woman by giving her a chicken quesadilla.

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im tapping in to my divine energy

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also to ram into people. i would also ram into people very hard with my shoulder.

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🐈 Smol Cat

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11 months

ending it all

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🐈 Smol Cat

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2 years

i'm headed to the valley of the shadow of death do you guys need anything.

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2 years

me & my mutuals

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2 years

400lb man doing zoomies in your living room.

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🐈 Smol Cat

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1 year

@bostonsports39 it's a play on words, he's asking for the boy to get his horse some water, the boy says he isnt a stable boy(boy that works in the stables and tends to the horses), & the man says he doesnt care about his mental state (mentally "stable"). hope this helps!

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satisfying

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