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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
6 months
@madyiraoutside Murikubvunza isu here ve low intellect 😂kuti madoctors anowanikwepi amhusi kushanda navo here
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@RealTalkFadzie It’s not really about virginity or keeping yourself for marriage do it for the principle and for the quality of life.they will tell you about e sexual endeavors but they won’t tell you about pregnancy scares, infections, abortions,heartbreaks .Choose wisely the life you want 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@Munyah_Wacho I was very lucky my roommates were very respectful. One of them came on the opening day with her parents her boyfriend picked her up same day and she came back when the semester ended she was my favorite 😂
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
10 months
@buhle_matsha A terrible one 😂😂😂
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@MphoMoalamedi Please ask her how much she needs to delete 😂 we can pay money
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@Hlanyos I don’t even know how anybody can hate on this man he is such a vibe 😂
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
11 months
@its_lissa_m Seriously I have never looked at my friends from Bulawayo or anybody from Bulawayo and think you are a Ndebele person and I am a Shona person 😂😂 I just see us as Zimbabweans. It’s only when I get on this app and people are separating themselves you are this or that🤦🏽‍♀️
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@Bavu_Q @blythlie I would gladly fail this test thank you
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
6 months
@geena_jiji This one is a bit obvious she is selling her body for money. I love her too and how uncomfortable she makes everyone 😂😂😂
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
5 months
@antomukuwa Someone I know likened sex to fire. It’s warm and it helps us do a lot of good like cooking and other benefits however if not handled well it can destroy everything it can kill you. Sex has permanent consequences that are irreversible don’t rush into it
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@RealTalkFadzie I have realized you can not force healing on anyone you will actually end up adding to their trauma let him open up to you on his own don’t force therapy or reporting on him create an environment where he can start opening up to you what he needs.
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
2 years
@maonagadaga Why do men think being unmarried is the worst thing to happen to a woman 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
2 years
@mixedheritage0 @itsmichelletv_ Good for you.I personally go to the gym before work and I go to school after work I have someone who washes and cleans for me not because I am lazy or chisalad but bcz I can get a lot done with help. People are different and we have different ways doesn’t mean they are lazy
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@kimmy_chierley @HandsomeWepaZW At this church they were reading the list of the pastor’s groceries to be bought by the church and on the list was condensed milk 🤦🏽‍♀️ that was my last day at that church because nobody at that church looked like they buy condensed milk for their household
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
11 months
@sori_lab @NotYetUhuru_ Sometimes the feeling is just hate and disgust
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@six_papi Hayi ladies are in trouble nebrugwa chairo munoudzirwa 😂😂😂
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@Mihlali__ This one stresses me 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@sam_dzivah @mnm_meya For a person akabika mbodza you guys are sure talking about my goat too much 🤭tisiyei nembodza yedu please some of us love it
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
2 years
@RealTalkFadzie Why are you talking like your daughter and her father are the ones that are related and you do not have any form of relationship with her.I sense more jealousy than concern if she is your daughter can’t you set boundaries teach her the appropriate way to behave wth her father 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
2 years
@iam_kingbee Child marriages , robberies , GBV🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ yazi as a country we are trash
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@bosswala Ayewa taurai nyaya yenyu futi slowly this time 😂😂😂😂
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@RealTalkFadzie Losing people is painful but haa normalize letting people go haiwa age doesn’t matter amhuchadiwa sisi he knew how old you were when you started have already wasted a year don’t keep adding to that time.Chema uchienda
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@RealTalkFadzie I am sorry but this is silly 😂😂😂😂😂
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@JustDaddyG You all think women ‘actually’ liking you is magic 😂 your character and the way you act is how women start to ‘actually’ like think you can act like a bum and anyone can ‘actually’ like you 🙄
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@Chipo__Wacho It’s not basa as such but the company you might be working the same job and salaries be very different
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
7 months
@bosswala 😂babe you are focusing on the wrong things bcz this man really likes you people will laugh but yaato skoro skoro yenyu it’s going to be a good story to tell your kids.does he treat you right, does he love you that’s what’s important.zvekusekwa izvo they will have to get over it
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@bosskimhucci The most heartbreaking thing is even women don’t understand their own bodies a lot of girls will be shamed and called liars for something that is natural and very normal
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
9 months
@bosswala Overreacting??? ma’am 😳 you lied what else are you lying about 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@EP_Uwah It’s intentional stop making excuses for that man 🤦🏽‍♀️
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
8 months
@MutieTinoe13 It is cemented on this app daily kuti women lose value when they have sex. When you have sex the woman has lost and the man has conquered 😂 then you are surprised kuti women are limiting access varikuda kuramba vachipisa kah😂😂😂
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
8 months
@RealTalkFadzie Let her go 🤦🏽‍♀️ coming from someone who has been struggling to maintain my weight let that girl go. Weight loss is not something you can be told and her living her life in fear of gaining weight because you would find her unattractive is not good for her either.she is not for you
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@mbaliziningii I hope this thread is as helpful to the girlies 🤦🏽‍♀️leave as soon as that man starts showing you signs
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
2 years
@dabskays This article is on Rihanna that is why she is in the forefront ASAP is there supporting his wife if this was their family portrait I might get what you all are saying but then is masculinity so fragile a man can’t even let his wife shine even for a moment 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
9 months
@SamTrong3 @trinmoo Are we seriously competing with suicide 🤦🏽‍♀️
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@Blessin91077312 Not me reading mabee pumps manyama 😂😂😂😂
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
8 months
@Bigman_Z_ Give that brother a farm please 😂😂😂
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@Austin256_ @carol_lynx @sarcasm_bardie We can’t wait you all really don’t care and stop shaming women for not wanting marriage
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
2 years
@FinLitBae Chirungu mami chirungu vajaira kuti munhu wese hure. The only English they know is simp 😂😂😂😂
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
5 months
@antomukuwa To be honest it’s not only women going through this relationships are breaking down even the unsuccessful women are deserting marriages and are depressed and so are the men very successful man are getting divorced and choosing not to remarry too. And no we can’t have it all
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@antomukuwa @mumucaramel7 Many won’t be honest about this but varikutochengetwa nevakadzi.Pane varume pano who have never bought groceries or give money for groceries ever or magetsi anongoti andina mari but eating good food everyday.fees chaiyo munhu anongoti andina 🙄
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@FolasadeOlukoju 😂😂😂 sending them to him at a family gathering and watch him turn red >>>>
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
5 months
@yoghurtbae Whoever you are please try one more time 😂😂😂😂
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
2 years
@haploz99 I hate weddings 🤦🏽‍♀️ 90% of the people there don’t even wish you well that’s a waste of money that one and the stress and debts let’s just go to court on our way to work. Then travel for the honeymoon 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
6 months
@NdimloUnathi As a woman period married, single or whatever life has a funny way of making you eat your words 😂😂😂 you will be bashing people here only to wake up you are exactly what you used to hate
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
2 years
@TserengaTt Privileges of being a man if you were a woman they would be here calling you names and saying you have a spiritual husband
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
2 years
@TserengaTt I seriously get the men who support this guy because most of them the only way they will get someone to settle for them is if they are scared of getting old without getting married no one would really pick them by choice its the women that I don’t get 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@its_daqueen We are actually told every day that all our other success does not matter if we are unmarried or divorced. I am happy for the girlies who are coming to terms with life even outside marriage
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@RealTalkFadzie I have never attended my own graduation ceremony 😂😂😂 both my graduation ceremonies happened when I was already at the next stage of my career which was a different country 🤦🏽‍♀️ I have never regretted it at all it’s just a day
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@TanakaShumba04 @makawandie Virginity,nyash, no mkaba , natural beauty, age should be less than 25, shouldn’t ask for money so she should have her own money, doesn’t drink or smoke, no tattoos only one piercing, did I mention nyash 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
2 years
@penzura_wacho Sometimes it is 😂.Some women hv very low sex drive most of the time they have sex because the guy wants to.and don’t act like you don’t know that men beg for sex sometimes too so if you beg and someone agrees it’s kind of a favor 🤣
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
7 months
@docteur_chan What emergencies 😂just keep a robe at the foot of the bed
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
11 months
@Audrey_Varaidzo Why are you putting your self esteem in someone else’s hands 🤦🏽‍♀️ he knew it could be a yes or no why are you doing it pakazara vanhu 🤷🏽‍♀️ I think most of these guys know it’s going to be a no they do it banking on the fact that she might just say yes because of the public 🚮
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@TheKundaliniGod @FullPort_ Being out here calling your mother tainted goods is wild
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@bosswala 😂😂😂😂 all this rubbish for a man who doesn’t want you.
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
3 years
@paws_on_ya @jojoe_luv The ignorance about sexual orientation is alarming how does anal sex result to being gay 🤣🤣🤣 agh I am shocked. Thank you for saying this
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
11 months
@EricaNdoro Kutora tumitemo twekumba kwenyu kuuya natwo pano🙄. I will say this again atisi vana venyu isu musatinyangadze if you don’t like what someone posts mute or block🚮
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
4 years
@FaffieManhuhwa Them: what did you study?? Me: Chinese Them: imbotauraka tinzwe 🙄🙄🙄
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
2 years
@lisah_ncube I know a couple they have the wife’s aunt as a middle man the baby daddy contacts the aunt for anything even collecting the child for the weekend they take the child from the aunt’s really depends by the couple and what they agreed on
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
11 months
@Cvannistelroij You had to explain it like you are explaining to a child 😂😂 well done but from what I saw from the comments she still doesn’t get it
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
4 years
@misst_sibo My mom wakes up to help me prepare when I'm going to work, my dad also wake up to drive me to work if he is around, I wake up to help my lil sister if she is going to school n I'm home . So it's a love language for me
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
5 months
@antomukuwa A man wrote this 😂😂😂😂
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
11 months
@KochiRolland I agree a lot of men like the idea of a virgin the reality is something else to them
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
2 years
@InfinityBars99 Imimi munodei chaizvo uptown girls come here and demand dates they are gold diggers isusu vekughetto tatambira maspuds ne seven up tave cheap munodei asi 🤦🏽‍♀️
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
2 years
@_gully_45 @MISSCHINDIYA Thank you very much I am going to start avoiding those places 😂😂😂😂
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@bosswala 😂😂😂😂😂 sis you did what. You can modify it into something else get a good artist they will turn it into a flower or something else it’s possible and much cheaper
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@antomukuwa Depends with the girl 😂😂 that’s Dr Yvonne you can’t be expecting 100 000 ininiwo zvangu sirivhiya I can barely afford my life 🤦🏽‍♀️. I can imagine a man trying to date Yvonne after this man 😭😭😭
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
9 months
@bosswala Enjoy your marriage sis and some occasional boxing , keep some hiv test kits at home too hanti ndiwo mubairo wacho wamakamirira kah just don’t drag the rest of us into it 😂
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
11 months
@The_x_Dami Little boy tantrums 😂😂😂
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@RealTalkFadzie Wait a minute are we policing every cent on each other’s payslip 😂😂😂 marriage yakawoma please
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
6 months
@antomukuwa I will not go but I won’t tell him the real reason why I am not going.Because I don’t go out without money doesn’t matter if it’s the other person paying i need enough money to pay for my food and transport back just in case. I also just don’t tell people about my home situation
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@saloe2398 The women be out here defending this behavior.there are so many women who are not reporting rape because another woman told her you were wrong to do this or that because you didn’t do this after the rape.rape keep occurring because rapists keep getting away with it 🤦🏽‍♀️
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@antomukuwa Nah this man is really good he has turned some ordinary places into something out of this world
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
6 months
@FinLitBae 😂😂😂 I have a number of ladies on this app if I am ever in trouble that needs an exchange of words I will call them 🤭
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
11 months
@RealTalkFadzie If this was a man he would have been advised to cheat and that’s it but because it’s a woman almost everyone is saying it’s her fault 🤦🏽‍♀️ maybe she is rude or maybe she gained weight or she doesn’t dress well because it’s always the woman’s fault innit 🙄
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
3 years
@ElvisKSam1 @CherubMerab @andi_semhle Please take your advice and use it 😂😂😂😂
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@bosswala All this nonsense because munhu ahasikuda kuwacha underwear 🤦🏽‍♀️ you married a child who still has his mother wash his underwear that must suck,if he doesn’t marry e other lady try everything you can to fix your marriage running is not always the way.
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
9 months
@bosswala 😂😂😂 yhaaa ukaona waakuverenga how many times zvinenge zvichirwadza shuwa 🤦🏽‍♀️ leave that marriage before it’s too late diseases and heartbreak is just the tip of the bad things coming to you
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
2 years
@TraceyMachona Men in the comment section catching feelings 😂😂😂😂. They should pray for their marriages cheating is normal women can’t stay with 1 man too. Ungarambire munhu cheating unopedza nyika yese kah
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@antomukuwa I think marriage asks too much from people a lot of compromising needed I also just hate change. Changing routines lifestyle 🤦🏽‍♀️ hayike it’s a lot. Do it with a person worth all that sacrifice 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@wadzimungoshi @MISSCHINDIYA 😂😂😂 tototanga tabvunza kuti mvura yamuri kundipa yekumwa iyi are you expecting sex from me because wooow.
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@antomukuwa @LadySthree97 I have noticed this trend where men want women to be scared of being 30 and alone so that they can settle for the bare minimum.asking for someone to be thoughtful when planning a date is not even too much a standard to have.
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
2 years
@brian___jethro It doesn’t make sense to me you can have the audacity of sleeping with another man whilst you are pregnant but can’t stand being called out about it to the extent of killing yourself agh 😳
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
7 months
😂😂😂 not even CID can get this information out of me
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Mercedes_Mbalz🌻
7 months
Interesting question 😜
Tweet media one
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
2 years
@Miss_knowitAll We definitely want men sis it’s just the drama and the hurt they bring that makes women hesitate
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
7 months
@langer_mach @_Nadimadisha @LordBae_Less A happy woman is a happy mom . A sad frustrated and abused mom is not a good mom either
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
1 year
@Queen_Muvhimi At least you can tell the story.I am not saying anything about mine 🤦🏽‍♀️ embarrassment chaiyo
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@NyashaBliss
Masibanda👑
10 months
@antomukuwa Intimidated No, just yesterday a man on this app said he missed the time were women would just do chores and keep quiet, to not have a say for most men to have that a woman has to be completely dependent on them.They just want someone easy to control they need to feel bigger🤷🏽‍♀️
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