Sam_x.t
@sam_dzivah
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Liverpool fan | Provocative political analyst | Current affairs enthusiast| Football related posts.
Joined January 2022
Main reason I don’t want a girl child . Honestly what’s this 🤦🏾♂️
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4 small business that will definitely guarantee you very high profits in Zimbabwe ( 2023 ). A MUST READ THREAD 🇿🇼. 1. Grocery shops
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If its your 1st time and you are planning to buy a good car in Zimbabwe. i Strongly advice you to Avoid ❌ these 9 cars . A THREAD with explanations. 1 [ NISSAN X-TRAIL ]
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Let’s put this to a simple vote . Retweet for Zanu pf or like for Ian Smith led government🤷🏾♂️
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No country will ever take us serious as long these images are still on the internet 🇿🇼😭. A thread
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LIVERPOOL VS MAN UNITED . PREDICT AND WIN $100. TO STAND A CHANCE FOLLOW ME AND REPOST 🫱🏾🫲🏿
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Exactly 2 years ago today, I migrated to Poland as a Student and I’m now a proud Poland citizen. Moving to Poland has been one of my best decisions yet and it has opened doors of opportunities for me, my family and friends. Just imagine I didn’t take that risk to hop on that
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If you are a first timer and you want to buy a very good car in Zimbabwe. I strongly ✅ recommend you to opt these 10 cars from the list below. A THREAD (with explanations). [1]. Toyota Belta
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CHELSEA VS MANCHESTER CITY. Predict the final score for today 🏆🍿. And stand a chance of winning $100 USD. Make sure you are following me as well
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Today I will be traveling back to my country after 2 years of being in Europe to make sure I play my part in this upcoming election . Hope zim will be good to me 😪.And am coming to vote for @nelsonchamisa it’s not a secret . Let’s all play a part adopt a polling station & vote
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Truth is, maBaby akadai anonaka too much, problem is they are very fertile 🤦🙌🏿😭
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Guys, please be very careful when you meet your old classmate in front of their partner . Look what happened after long time friends met at a salon . Video on the thread below 🤯😟😳😳😳
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5 small business that will definitely guarantee you very high profits in Zimbabwe ( 2024 ). A MUST READ THREAD 🇿🇼. 1. Grocery shops
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@sk1tguru To be honest, this is real , you be feeling like your girl is irritating 😤. Thats the reason why most of us Men cheat in marriages or relationships . Woman are boring 👍.
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BREAKING:. Man surprises his wife with a portrait of herself with another man in bed on her birthday . The lady was said to have cheated on him and his secret camera caught them. Instead of reacting, he kept quiet and advise her to invite her friends and family for a surprise
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11 Most embarrassing things that we have/we do in Zimbabwe. a must read A THREAD [with images]
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A friendly reminder that , you will never buy this car as long you are working for someone . Never
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🧑🦰:Unonwa madoro mangani pazuva?. 🧔: 3.🧑🦰: rinoita marii?.🧔: $5 each.🧑🦰: saka i $15 ne day ?.🧔: ehee.🧑🦰:Saka i $450 pa mwedzi futi?. 🧔: ehee.🧑🦰:saka pagore unonwa $5 400 so pa 20years dzese wadya $108 000.dai wakachengeta mari iyoyi hanti kana ndege waitotenga. 🧔:unonwa doro.
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DEAR MEN . Sometimes I wonder where you draw your strength from😔. You stay months without buying clothes for yourself all because you want to put food on the table. You stay hungry so that your family can eat and survive. Sometimes you leave home with no direction but still be.
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Hanzi Mukomana akasvika kumba husiku magetsi aenda. Baba vake Vakamubvunza kuti anga aripi iye akati 'Tanga tichiverenga na Mary ku Library'. Vave kudya sadza chikomana chakati 'Yah, hove dzirikunaka idzi'. Baba vakati, 'wageza maoko here pawabva kuLibrary naMary? Haisi hove.
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AFTER SEX, WHAT HAPPENS ?. Sex is not just sex, sex is more of soul ties. When you sleep with different guys or ladies, you tie your soul with theirs, their souls may come in different forms of darkness. Some of this souls could possibly destroy you or delay your Blessings.
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5 small business that will definitely guarantee you very high profits in Zimbabwe ( 2024 ). A MUST READ THREAD 🇿🇼. 1. Grocery shops
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Mari taita kanzatu kanzatu ta dhonza party . Meaning CCC is being sponsored by anyone akuda through kanzatu kanzatu . Drop a like and retweet for these two
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25 by @winkydonline is one of the biggest song ever released from Zimbabwe . Drop yaunofunga kuty made sense more than 25
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Main reason I don’t want a girl child . Honestly what’s this behavior 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
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Never thought I would leave Zimbabwe🇿🇼 but here I am 8000/kms away from my country. My advice have your passports ready if you don’t have one apply for 1 . Just be ready for anything guys you can’t be staying with your parents forever . If you need help leaving the country will.
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Predict the final score for today 🏆🍿. And stand a chance of winning 200USD. Make sure you are following me as well
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Challenge yemaHure ka iyi 😭😂. my 2 favourite clips are in the comment section 🥵
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Why is it Hard for Wicknell to help sick people in Parirenyatwa than buying those expensive cars ??
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Just learnt one of my guys moved from Zimbabwe to Europe. His salary has increased from $ 280 usd per month to $4,500 usd + per month. Wow!.
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In Zimbabwe, if you dont want to waste almost all your hardly earned money on maintenance and car services . Avoid these 8 problematic cars . A thread 📌. 1. Mazda CX5
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Jobs to apply for in Europe when coming from zim/Africa . Skilled . 1) Nursing .2) software engineering .3)) social work or home care workers .4) tourism and hospitality industry .5) English teacher in non English speaking countries . Unskilled jobs in Europe . 1) factory.
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I have posted this before but l will post it yearly to help others make informed decisions. I always say instead of buying my first 6 k car in 2014 l should have bought cattle @$500 each . I would have bought 12 matsiru angu 6 years later am sure l would be having around 40
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When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes. My neighbor was a big drunk. His wife used to pick him up in bars and in trenches. Her family friends advised her to leave him but she was hopeful that she'll find a solution. One Saturday she went
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Hanzi 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️. Support local .local is lekker .😂😂😂. Madununu evanhu
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Moving from Zim to Europe /Poland for Jobs.The types of jobs available to apply for. 1. Truck drivers .2. English teachers .3. Computer engineers.4. Developers.5. Restaurant workers .6. Factory workers .7. Child care .8. Data analysts.9. Accountants .10. Call support.11. Cleaners.
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i have never seen a Zimbabwean police stoping this type of car on Road blocks . why is it so ? 🤷
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@nelsonchamisa Right Mr Chamisa , please dont get me wrong . But why is it like murikuwanza ma motivational Quotes and verses 😭 , isusu we only want change and action. WHATS THE SOLUTION PRESIDENT ?. We really love you zvekutodaro but motivational Quotes dont move us anymore . Thanks.
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@nelsonchamisa Mr President, i speak on behalf of every Zimbabwean when i say we are tired of motivational quotes and verses . You said we are going to celebrate soo. , when is the soon 😏 ?.
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Thread about moving from Zim to Poland all expenses this is for studies. Will do for work after this one . You will need between 2000usd to 4000 usd per year for tuition and also u have the option of paying per semester . Flight between 600usd to 800usd .If u are using an agent.
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CHURCHES NOT TO GO TO IN ZIMBABWE A THREAD . 1. UFIC . ITS MORE OF A CULT THAN IT IS A CHURCH HERE THE PEOPLE CAN EVEN DIE FOR THEIR PAPA. THEIR PAPA IS ALSO MORE GIFTED THAN GOD
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Zimbabwean police dont stop these type of cars on Road blocks, why though ?
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Ukabuda ka1 outside of Zimbabwe to either Europe, Asian countries or USA ndipo paunotoona wega kuti kuZimbabwe kutoilet, kunofanirwa kuendwa wapreswa chete😂😂😂.
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My wife is my wife, her past is her past. If you've ever slept with her or you know people who have slept with her, that's your problem. Every woman has a past she surely regrets and every good human being makes mistakes, but that doesn't prevent her from being an ideal woman
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Bugatti in Zimbabwe ?. - Which company can even repair a Bugatti in Zimbabwe?. - What if it breaks down, how is the owner going to replace parts. - Who in this country can fully service this car ?. - What about sensors ?. - What about fuel this car is a monster. - How does he
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That Gcinile sex tape is so disgusting , is this the reason why she is trending in South Africa , okay 😭🤚, Check
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Jah Prayzah is a Zanu Pf member , thats why most of us don’t really like him and music
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If you want affordable cars which are very cheap to maintain, You can never go wrong with these 8 Cars . NEVER . A thread 📌. 1. Toyota Belta
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Harare is unbelievable. From the driver who did this to the owner of the door to fellow passengers who keep quiet. This is not normal at all
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Those guys who don't have money but their girlfriend still loves them .Which formula are you using ? 🥺😥.
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Someone owns a 3 million USD Bugatti Chiron . WHICH COMPANY IN ZIMBABWE CAN THIS CAR BE INSURED UNDER? . When No insurance company in Zimbabwe is worth 3 million 😭🤦🏾♂️
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Baba va Privilege vakatenga imba hombe,mwana wavo Privilege akavabvunza. Privilege "baba SEI matenga imba hombe kudai ISU tiri 3 chete?”. Baba "Mari ndeyangu Privilege,ndoita zvandoda nayo". A few days baba privilege vakatengera privilege chidhori . Nezuva rekutanga Privilege.
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We realy need to be serious as Zimbabweans 😭, whats this nonsense please ?
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Zimbabwean Artist and thier Partners. (A THREAD). Number 10 will Shock you. 😱 . 1. Holy Ten x Kimberly Richards
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To be honest, Kimberly wouldn't have dated this Holy ten , ndazviramba ini. She's definitely after money and fame
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Kana mafunga kuzvisungirira pls tsvagaiwo muti mudiki kwete kupinza vanhu basa kudai
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Why do Zimbabwean men think a fine lady with thick thighs and big Nyash isnt a wife material ?
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So kufunga kwako unoty Jah Prayzer haazvizive kuty akabika mbodza. Dzema album 😂😂😂. Now he will release videos to try and cover up for those flops . From the 25 songs he was just supposed to release 2 singles 🤷🏾♂️
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Kuve murombo kwakaoma hama dzangu💔💔💔😭😭. Kana uri murombo pama family gatherings your wife ndiye anenge achifondoka nebasa. Like achipedza kudya obva anzi washen yemazi plates. Achipedza obva anzi svinai matumbu mainini. Apa iwewe uchitumwa kunotenga ma beers echirungu.
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RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S WIFE‼️‼️. 1. Never take photos with her. 2. If you called and she hangs up, don't call her back, the husband is around. 3. Don't text her love messages. 4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at her house even when her husband is out of the country.
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15 Pictures that went Viral on Zim Twitter . (remember number 5 )? 😂. A THREAD
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I truly believe staying at your parents' house until you are 30 years old or able to afford things is better than living this life. No Fridge, no side board, no shelves? This screams poverty
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Kamunetsero kaiita mvura pachi cartoon ichi ungati chaka actirwa ku Chitungwiza😂😭
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12 most expensive cars ever imported into Zimbabwe . Number 8 will shock you 😱. A THREAD ( with owners )📌
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Wanoziya nezve mota . Any recommendations for someone who wants to buy a Toyota Mark X ?
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I don’t understand some Zimbabweans . why would a normal person leave Zimbabwe to stay in houses (mkhukhu) like this in South Africa , kuda kunzi ndiri ku Joni here ??
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😭😢 Do u know the PAIN 😭💔 of watching the person you love online and not chatting with you😢💔. The pain of watching someone you love loving someone else😔😭💔, the pain of accepting the changes of the person you love 😭😢, the pain of letting go what you still love 💔😭.
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Ever realized we lack exposure as Zimbabweans . let me explain . 1. Most people in Zimbabwe have never used an ATM 1 would say 90% of the population . 2. Most people in Zimbabwe think that transacting using cash means you have made it in life . In Europe most transactions are.
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One day , tichazotaurirana hedu chokwadi about this broiler project . Apa ndopasina maProfits anemusoro, like honestly 🤚😑
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Rumbi calling Owen ☎️. (Call answered). 👩Melissa - Owen's phone. hello❓️.👸Rumbi - Hi. ndokumbira kutaura na Owen. 👩Melissa - Aah. sorry dear akarara. call later kuma 4. 👸Rumbi - Okay. then iwe ndiwe ani❓️.👩Melissa - ndi Melissa from Mabvuku. girlfriend yake. so ndoti.
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