Uncle Tony
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2015,l was an Accounting student at UZ.Things were hard for me and l decided to start teaching on my spare time becoz l wanted the money. It’s Monday and it might be hard but don’t wait for anyone to come save you,Get dirty and do what you can,with what you have!
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Tell me about this,are we bewitched as a continent though ?
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To be honest apa Gaffa l think he is wrong
He should have used all the time why did he even give them 40 minutes 😂😂😂dzawandisa
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Zvekuti mwana wani tozotaura Mumwe musi but for now let’s celebrate homeboy did very well🔥🔥🔥All the best muSemi-final.
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I saw a Nelson Chamisa banner in Chinhoyi haaa jealousy down chakafitwa nekuita president chimufesi ichi!
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Let’s give it up to Themba for showing maturity,listened to some audio recording of him accepting defeat!Much respect Bhuru!💪💪
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Pane blaz iri kuUK who called achindiseka hanzi Zanu ihombe munhu asiyiswa party yake
I said yes ihombe iwe wakasiswa mukadzi nevana plus zuva wani 😂😂
Ndapinda personal 😂😂
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How strong is your desire ?
-In 2011 when l was form 4
-My maths teacher was doing ACCA
-I mean in Chendambuya
-Dude was married and he would use salary to take care of his wife and son and save some money to do ACCA.
-Of course l asked him when does he finish and all.
-He told
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Do not compare the two,just choose one. Like for JP and Repost for Winky.
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From today going foward l declare that Chitungwiza is in Harare😂😂Much respect for you like 25/25 damn that is excellent!
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This one was a bit cleverer,he wouldn’t go this low hake 😂😂😂like day light here akomana
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I just heard an emotional story😱,this lady lost her son and they buried him yesterday. Today she is here with us waiting to vote,she just told her friend kuti my son is gone,l can’t stay at home mourning,l am voting for the future of the ones l am left with 😱
Just made me
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Me and my boys we call this car,Compulsory.We agreed that every man must have this one!
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Saka mukuti zveZBC zvatinoona munenge matoisa maSciences paya ?
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Everyday be reminded that MakD is a genius!😂😂😂l am sure that is why asiri kutenga mota anenge achifamba hake achifunga maLines
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After attending 3 weddings this January,all l have say is vanhu vari kurora mahure kunze uku😂😂😂
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Happy birthday my love❤️Unodiwa mhani,more years of making me delete my nonsense tweets😂😂
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I told you people!First African man to take Gold medal we are champions!🔥🔥🔥🔥
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-Pamwe pacho life unodhurirwa nekuda kunzi munopisa,kuFood lovers ukudei munhu anotambira $350
-Mukira kuMbare early monaz ne$30 yako unozadza madomasi maFruits and vegetables for a month😂
-KuTV sales Ukudeyi,enda kuGlernView uko unoroverwa zvinoenderana neBudget mubhedha
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Kana uchida kuona kuti 5 Am masikati enda kuMbare,
I actually believe Mbare is the current economic hub of Zimbabwe,yes kumaTuckshop kunofamba mari asi Mbare mahwani💪💪
Went to meet this mudhara who does potatoes,(I met him here)his truck of 1700 potatoes was emptied by two
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Chokwadi chinorwadza ndechekuti ini chaiye ndikachimhanya under Nero kuSt Mary’s ndomurova WIWA 😂😂Nero muhombe
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Ana Dmytro maPilot manyama moving 3 million in Cash mamwe maPilot haana $3 yemaMorning after 😂😂😂
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Your local man have arrived is on number 38 in the line,ghetto rine nharo vanhu vakuwanda already!
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This man announced results and he is still at his home and nothing happened to him.While
@PoliceZimbabwe
you arrested people because you suspected them that they will announce results!😳😳
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Takaenda takaenda!Love in the air!Traditional wedding Boom!The helicopter couple has landed!
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After eating this your whole life and you try to convince me that cereal tastes nice haaaa wangu 😂😂
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The level of unprofessionalism with Zimbabwe HR people is just on another level when it comes to recruitments!
1)What is the point of inviting 50 people to an interview that you only require 2 people,like 1 week muchiita maInterviews,kushaya zvekuita ??
2)Okay you waste 48
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Congratulations to Nyasha,David and Tawananyasha!
Today,l don’t have a question about private schools!
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The power of networking and being vulnerable to others!
-This thing of people just say mukoma mukoma and sharing your story with others is good.
-I have this younger brother
@Tee_Zee_zw
he was passionate about software development.
-The thing is he kept on asking me to look for
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Quick Update,
We are at Gwinyiro Primary school,Mufakose.
ZEC officials have just announced that voting is not starting at 7 AM!
The reason being they have only received presidential and MP ballot papers,they don’t have local authority papers!
However,they promised that they
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Dude trained 4 years to run 9 seconds!I don’t think kune one dhiri rinochinja life,you stay in the game and one day it’s your 9 seconds moment!
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Ukaenda kuFood Lovers Greendale you will realize kuti uri kuperekedza vanhu kurarama 😂😂
This other day,just saw someone spending my salary on fruits and vegetables only
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1)Babe ndoda kukuendesa kumaQuardbikes ndikazoita mari(Selling dreams lol)
2)Waifunga ndaikunyepera ka 😂
3)Babe we made it and now let’s go international 😜
4) Let’s make sure we ride muDesert ❤️
One step at a time,no need to rush!Tanha dzaunosvikira takaenda!
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-Today when l was doing my 21 KM ,l had the privilege to run with this madhala,a senior executive in one of these banks in the investments department
-He asked me which field is of great interest to me and l told him how l love finance and banking
-He then said,things have
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Do not upgrade too fast even if you have the means because your downgrade will be faster!
-There were a number of friends of mine who witnessed overnight increments and failed to handle them
-Let me take Tawanda as an example
-Tawas was working for an accounting firm
-He got a
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Thank you so much family for the overwhelming support,those who were glued on the TV looking for me,those who tracked me whole day,makapenga 👏👏👏
I brought the medal home!
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Dear Graduates!
-Gone are the days where having a degree meant a dream job.
-But do not lose hope
-Do not keep looking for a job in your area of study only.
-Just get a job that gives you some income while you are at it,
-Find a way of bringing in your skills from your degree.
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In Zim l have not seen these big cars being driven by professionals ?most of them will be driven by people who look like thugs l don’t know why ?
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Mount Pleasant you are pleasant 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥This win for me it’s an inspiration to the girl child,that your dreams matter and you have an appointment with the future!
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-Keep having aspirations or you will expire!
-Meet this gentleman,his name is Chris Munodawafa his story is one that reminds me that as long as you dream everything is within reach!
-This guy failed his O levels at his first attempt and went back and wrote and passed.
-Then
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Kana Dai marriage ikanetsa ini ndogarira chikafu Mai inobika iyoyo 😂😂😂
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What Fadzi did in her constituency to be firm on the agents and respond to call for help by agents was excellent. It closes doors and rooms for manipulation. Kwatadyiwa maMPs havisina interest and kwatakahwinha they are over the moon which might lead to exposure
Let’s be
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Lessons from elder Machando
1) Nyika hainake
2) Migrate while you still young kana waremerwa
3)You only have one life to live so put your life to good use!
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Banking in Zimbabwe
-I can’t believe l have just spent 1 hour trying to deposit money in CBZ today.
-Spent 3 hours trying to deposit money in Banc ABC Visa card some 6 months ago.(Actually ended up going back home)
-FBC charged me money for depositing Cash.😂😂
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-Tomorrow should be declared a national holiday!
-You can’t say that you vote at 4 A.M and be expected to be in the office at 8 A.M!
What do you think ?
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Idzi ndidzo kaType dzaiti dzikanyenga musikana akaramba dzomutuka kana kumurova,like you invite an observer and then say they are colonizers 😂😂😂😂
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There are those who are saying they followed me because l post motivational and inspirational content,let me tell you something!Zvinhu zvikafamba zvakanaka we don’t need all that stuff 🛑
Chokwadi ingaita nyika yekuti ndikakwira ndege ndoto Inspire munhu paSA apa vanhu
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Nyangwe ukaita 16 maCompany kana wakange uri runner remusangano vanhu vanenge vachingozviziva,even ukanyora maParagraph you won’t motivate anyone 😂😂😂😂
There it is l said it!
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Thumps up to this version of Mugabe,he got rid of guns just after Independence.👏👏
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Asi takazoDiscover oil munyika medu ?The way we are building fuel service stations ka 😂
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Mamwe ma25 year old Ari kuita mamayor vamwe maLadies busy hawo kuDefender miss Chindiya for recognition 😂😂😂nonsense
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-This reminds me of this small NGO l went for an interview
-I had my small Honda fit and when l got there and l parked next to another Honda fit
-Then l went to ask the guard where l was going and he said your name is written on this paper,sign here
-Then l signed against
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Let us normalize waking up early hours and just pray for guidance,wisdom and God’s protection.Remember there are people who actually don’t sleep thinking how to attack us and fight us🙏🙏
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How l quit my job to focus on my business ?
-My job was regional finance assistance working for an NGO
-So l would fly in and out of the country because l was partly responsible for our offices in SA,Swaziland etc
-My salary was not bad at all,you know as long you have USDs in
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-MaZimbo l surrender you bought a Runx at $5500 in 2017 and use it for almost 6 years now
-The car has gone through a lot including episodes of accidents,resprays e.t.c
-You still want to sale the car for $6000 USD
What is wrong with you people 😂😂
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Say no when you can’t handle it!
-There is this guy anonzi Tatenda he came to me and said l am selling apples
-They were coming straight from Nyanga
-He would give me the apples at $8 per pocket and l would sell them at $10
-The first day l took only 10 pockets and l sold
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Harare iri kuvakwa but I think pama service station taabho handiti?
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Ndikunzwa kuda road trip kuenda kuUzumba l want to see the famous place on my own!Who wants to go with me 😜
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Chirombe chekugerwa maHaircut ema$10 munhu asina license chinofana kupera just after maElections 😎😎
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This is the United we know,we take it by force 💪💪If you are a die Hard United fan,like and let’s follow each other!Just Type Una and we follow you 💪
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I stayed almost 3 years with my brother,dude never used to drink Mazoe,now he is in UK he heee send me Mazoe,tell us what are using Mazoe for vanhu vekuUK😂😂
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Chinyika chino chine maBogus hacho 😂😂
-Please whatever you do hakuna deal rinoitwa fast fast involving hard earned money
-Never have “l am dealing with a man or woman of God mentality” when doing business unorohwa bag
-Hakona kungotenga maStand zvisina order,always look
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Ndine friend yekuti tikaenda kubhawa muchingosvika anobva ati guys ndine $15 or ndine $5 plan accordingly,dude does not waiver even mukaburitsa ma$50 or mabhuru he does not waiver 😂😂he sticks to budget!
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A friend of mine is selling this car kaDemio mumwe muchinda auya ne$6500 and he was saying he is going to give him imwe $200 kuti iite $6700,this friend of mine was selling his car for $7000.
Then he asked me if it was a good deal and l just said since asiri kuda kuunza cash
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We ate this in the morning with my wife we just woke up now 😂😂😂
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Unenge wabuda paden uchienda kubasa woswera wabuda paVideo being evacuated from a burning lodge 😂😂
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-Meet the legendary headmaster,Mr Mukoyi.
-13 years at St Augustine’s, 28 years at St Faith's ... these are invaluable and indelible experiences down memory lane!
-Happy 70th birthday 🎊🎂 Mr Moses Mukoyi.
-“Antony you are intelligent and you are one person in every stream
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How are you making dollars paZimbabwe ?
Please post your hustle in the comment section and don’t forget to put your own phone number and location
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-The polling station opened at 3:40 and we started to Vote!Your favorite Uncle voted and one thing that l am happy about it’s not that l just voted!
-I am happy because l inspired few people to vote as well and not give up waiting to exercise their democratic right.
-As l was
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Kubvira pandakarora madhiri aindipa ma$10 started giving me mabhuru 🙌🙌,all l can say is marriage has it’s blessings. It can’t be coincidence!
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-ndakamirira hangu transport ndichibva paden paChitown.
-Then pasvika mumwe mufesi anga aine Aqua yake and he said 2 people let’s go.
-We were 3 people,ini l was alone and the other 2 guys vanga vari vese,
-Ndapinda,one of the two guys said “mudhara just push vanhu tikwane
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First two pics Victoria falls,third pic Nyanga and last pic Kariba.Let’s agree that love is a beautiful thing especially ukawana anokuda uine 1 white t-shirt 😂😂it can’t be coincidence 3 different places.
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He was very idealistic and a political genius. In your opinion what went wrong ?
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What is your net worth my broke nigga🤑
-I once heard someone saying l broke up with this chick because she asked me what is your net worth ?
-I said what is wrong with that ?,he said she is a gold digger
-This is a question we all need to answer honestly,
-Not to the other
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-Yesterday,was watching World Athletics championships 100 meters race!
-So kune zvimbuya zvekuJamaica zvinogara zvichisiya vanhu
-But this American girl (23) was there and no one expected her to win because of these Jamaican women.
-This Richardson girl just came from nowhere
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@Yvie_Bae
Considering that you support a regime that made you beg for medical attention for your friend which he should be freely receiving from our taxes,l won’t talk to you about intellectual conversations bcz l don’t think you have it yourself.
End of X!
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This Sunday ndomboenda kwaTalent anenge achiPlayer maTeachings ake achiti l told you imbavha idzi 😂😂😂
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Ndamboda kunyora tweet yekuti all will be well what what ndichida kukusimbisai family since we have been in this together but haaaa 5 years dzakawanda vakomana ndinenge ndichinyepa 😂😂😂
Tell me leadership has some jokers!
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These two are just a point of reference because of their positions in society.The first one (Dr Nembaware) was actually a medical doctor coming from work and the second one was a musician.Both were young and they both could have been saved by getting early medical attention.
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This application chakagadzira straight kuHell naDevil himself 😂😂😂you can’t afford to leave it
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Gas rine Mari vakomana tikagara gara we should sell gas 🙌🙌mukomana aipisa
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Why do small business fail to grow ?
-My first proper business venture was in my 2nd year at UZ.
-I started printing T-shirts,I started the business by mistake
-I printed my nice T-shirt,then someone asked where they could also get 1.
-He became my first client.
-The model was
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I almost died at 44 KM guys and rose again after some minutes 😂😂so believe me when l say l am immortal.56 KM done in 6 hours 38 minutes!Thank you all for the support to those l saw along the way and those who were glued to the TV supporting from home!Love you all🔥.
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