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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
10 months
Dad, I kept my word 💯 🧑‍🎓
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
As I get into my final year in school, May the Lord give me the strength to not disappoint my Dad🙏🏾
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@TanakaShumba04
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If there’s a guy anonzi Arnold who has a girl anonzi Melody wekuKuwadzana waanoda kuchata naye in Aug pliz tarisa movement yake on 12 July vapanana appointment mumota nhasi mu wish ye black tichibva Marondera ,vati vari kuda kuonana 1 more time musati machata ,the guy anonzi Paul
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@TanakaShumba04
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3 years
@WhatsApp Take your time. Some of us have no one checking on us. We didn’t even notice 😂
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
Nema postero anoita Zim Celebs nyaya dzevanhu I’m shocked they haven’t posted about that documentary 😂💀
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@TanakaShumba04
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10 months
Thrilled to share that I am officially a graduate with a BSc in Cybersecurity! 🎓 Now a certified Cybersecurity Professional, specializing in ethical hacking, network security, and data protection. Grateful for the support received from friends and family along this journey!
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@TanakaShumba04
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1 year
@CyrilRamaphosa Zimbabweans to South Africa, here we go! The move is a permanent. No documents needed to be signed. The move is imminent..
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@TanakaShumba04
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1 year
@cagiago_ Is there another shade of black I don’t know about?
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
Munhu kungodanana na Kim, pfungwa dzakutorasika
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@TanakaShumba04
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2 years
Holy 10 lost a fan tonight. I’m done
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@TanakaShumba04
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2 months
Tisingataure mazita mufesi ndiye ega akungoposta posta musikana haazi kumboposta wani
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
Getting cheated on by someone I planned on marrying this year is one of the best things to happen to me.
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
4 months
Dear Fifa @FIFAcom we are tired of small teams. Give us Germany or Spain.
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
4 years
Ever since i started dating this girl, so many good things have been happening to me🙌🏿
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
10 months
Here is how I’m sleeping for the next few days….
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 years
Do women ever sit down snd say, “yeah, apa ndaita dzungu”?
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 years
So when CCC wins the election are we going to have a new independence day?
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
Kana muchipisa madii kusiyana na Winky moita zve music yenyu. Zvimatama
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 months
When you play fifa with your gf and she goes straight to team management
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
Am I the only one struggling to find someone to be with?
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
Kunakirwa nerudo zvekusvika pakuenda ne mombe ye sample kwa tezvara,wobvunza kuti breed iri vanorida here kana kuti kwete😂
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@TanakaShumba04
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1 year
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
4 years
Kungopawo musikana girlfriend allowance chinhu chakanaka
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@TanakaShumba04
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2 months
Proper proper zim dancehall 🔥🔥🔥
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 years
Am i the only one who finds vulgar language unattractive?
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
What’s something Shadaya made you realize? I’ll go first: We live in a world where women can have a preference of whom they can date but the moment a man says his preference he is called out. Leave yours below 👇🏾
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
Holy 10 knows the only way he can stay relevant is by talking about Winky D. Musoro unenge damba
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
8 months
Bhora harizi makuhwa
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@daddyhope
Hopewell Chin’ono
8 months
It is now WILLIAMS time!
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 years
Can’t believe I was actually planning to get married next year🤡 Better kutenga mota zvangu
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 years
The Boyfriend. The Girlfriend.
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@TanakaShumba04
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3 years
Anyone wants to start the Book of Ephesians with me? Doing a chapter a day..
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
8 months
You obtain a visa & start belittling those who've never traveled. You buy a house & you belittle renters. You get a car & look down on public transport users. You land a job & belittle the jobless. . Every time God blesses you, pride enters your heart. Do better.
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@TanakaShumba04
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10 months
He is who he thinks he is. He is HIM
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
Holy 10 is talented yes but if he is not careful dzungu rake richamushaisa ma fans
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 years
Guys, if a 24 year old sleeps with a 16 year old zvinosungisa hanty?
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 months
Saw that Hillary Makaya got married for 40K usd. Looked at my sister and sighed😔
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
4 years
Got balloons today🤡🌚 It's my birthday 🥳 please say a prayer for me 🥺🙏. Cheers to being old, broke, and confused more about life😂👊🏿 Thank you God for the gift of life❤️🙏🏾
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
4 years
2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 ne 2005 Mahuriro amurikuita haazi kundifadza
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 years
Nhai $1000 inoroora here?😅
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
Heard someone achiti Shadaya achanyimwa visa because of his tweets. Ndeipi embassy inoenda pa timeline yemunhu?
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@TanakaShumba04
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1 year
Ndasvika paStage yekuti chero ndikatenga Ndege or Hotera vanhu vekumba kwedu havafari, varikungoda muroora
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
As I get into my final year in school, May the Lord give me the strength to not disappoint my Dad🙏🏾
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1 year
Sango rinopa waneta amana. Getting a positive response is a win for me at this point
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1 year
This user is tired 😐
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2 years
Gents this year we aren’t tolerating nonsense please
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1 year
Winky D should give us the remix of 25 but instead call it 35😩
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
4 years
Poor parenting includes allowing your kids to be Manchester United fans 😤👐🏾
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 years
Realizing you stayed loyal for someone who was cheating left right and center is a different kind of pain
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
11 months
I would rather do drugs and die
@Theimeldatakon
THE LADY IMELDATAKON🦋
11 months
Dear men, please vent to women. They do Care❤️
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3 years
Vulgar is so unattractive 🤮
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Tanaka🦁
3 years
You cheat on me, i will stay: For I know the plans i have for you😏
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@TanakaShumba04
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3 years
Pork is the goat of all meats🙌🏿
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3 months
Do you like KFC?
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
4 years
Handidi hangu kunyepa asi haaa musikana wangu akanaka. Pfuti chaiyo. Rekeni. Dhandi yebhebhj😩🙌🏿🥵
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 years
If Fabrizio Romano tells me that my girlfriend is cheating, then she is cheating
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 years
Kana kuroorwa kusingashamisire ngadziuye ka mombe dzako nhasi masikati 😂
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
4 years
So after i posted 2 videos with my girlfriend, they no longer like my videos😂🌚
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 years
Ladies, before you send me a dm, please take a hard look at yourself handiti?🌚
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Tanaka🦁
2 years
HOW TO LOSE A MODERN GIRL: 1. Care about her 2. Show loyalty 3. Reply fast 4. Call her every day 5. Show true emotions 6. Show interest in her 7. Treat her with respect 8. Give anything more than minimal effort.
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
The only gift I want for my birthday is a wife..
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Tanaka🦁
4 years
I feel like blessing someone. What do you need?
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 years
Kungobata ka 120 yuwesi ndakutotanga kutarisa kuti mota dzirikumboita marii🌚😂
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 years
My girlfriend agrees with 90% of the things Shadaya posts ✊🏾😊
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Tanaka🦁
4 years
I’m going to love this girl till she gets tired🤞🏿
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
4 years
Dating someone who makes you laugh is important! Inzwai inini
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 years
Who knew Tiktok would get me so many opportunities 🙌🏿
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Tanaka🦁
3 years
She’s 30, I’m 26. Does it matter?
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Tanaka🦁
3 years
In Nigeria Premier League; a club loaned a player to another club, then the other club sold the player😂😂
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
The next lady I’m dating has to have a recommendation letter from God himself
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Tanaka🦁
2 years
At my age, my father had 2 kids, owned a car sale and had a good paying Job at Zesa. Me on the other hand…. The only thing I own is a birth certificate 🤡🤦🏾‍♂️
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
4 years
Why are you dating someone you can’t post?😂
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3 years
Varikuremerwa ne life ahoyi😪
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2 years
So I’m the only one who still believes in no sex before marriage?🌚
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Tanaka🦁
2 years
Chinongoti matama
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Tanaka🦁
17 days
Kune wese wandakashainira ndichiti ndine mukadzi. Sorry raive dzungu
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Tanaka🦁
1 year
@Matt_Law_DT No one cares about what you think
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Tanaka🦁
3 years
Kutonga nyika kusvika zvakunzi kuwana passport iachievement.
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
4 years
Why do you date someone you don’t see a future with??
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Tanaka🦁
3 months
When I die please don’t post our private messages on the timeline
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
4 years
Haa kudanana na rongedzai kwakaoma. Izvezvi I cannot find my toothbrush 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
Some people here think they are doing Chamisa a favor by supporting CCC 😂
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
4 years
Is it weird that i cook and do the dishes at the same time?😂
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Tanaka🦁
1 year
@centredevils This isnt abuse. These are just stats😂
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
4 years
Musikana wangu anondida nyangwe ndiri tsuro yemubhuku ndisina chandinacho😌😂
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 years
Winter ❄️ is coming! Do yourself a favor and get yourself these nice Hoodies from @hatiperi_wacho @hatiperi_zw . Inzwai inini these hoodies are nice and coomfy. Ndachema zvangu 😩🙌🏿 @hatiperi_wacho I’m a happy client. Blessings my brother 👊🏿👏🏾👏🏾
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
But how did Mudiwa know his real identity? 🤔
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 years
I date for looks. Mwana haambofe akafanana ne communication
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
9 months
90’s babies, do you remember these legends?
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 years
So this guy who once bullied me in high school is in my dm asking me to promote his stuff for him. Mashura akabhoiliswa chaiwo😂😂😂🙌🏿
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
@WelBeast Tuchel is ten times a better manager than Arteta will ever be.
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Tanaka🦁
4 years
I can’t believe that someone of you go a full day without being called Babe😂
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Tanaka🦁
1 year
Mumwe akaita collabo nevanhu vekunze vakabva varegedza ku posta kuma page avo🌚
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
3 years
Ichasvika nguva yekuti asingafarife Chelsea haawane basa😂
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
Dear future Wife, wherever you are. You will need to understand that I will not be going down on one knee and asking you to marry me. I’m too African for that. If I’m dating you the plan is to marry you. Once we both feel like we are ready,I will ask for the roora list toroorana.
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@TanakaShumba04
Tanaka🦁
2 years
Happy birthday mfaname, I know that having a remarkable sibling like me must be such a privilege, so you’re welcome Having the privilege of being able to watch u grow up & develop in2 the wonderful woman u are becoming has been amazing. I love you, always Dzungu roitawo shoma❤️
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Tanaka🦁
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Ever since i made my relationship public, i have been told, “it will end in tears” Let me enjoy this moment in peace😂 I can’t let the fear of the unknown limit expressing and enjoying myself now ka. If it eventually end it tears(which i doubt hangu) i will also enjoy the tears😂
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2 years
A friend of mine is asking me for advice. He is 26 and the girl is 24. His body count is 1 and the girl’s is 7. He is asking me kuti zvine basa here and ndashaya answer yekumupa hangu
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Tanaka🦁
3 years
Kana usina kunakirwa ne Happy Again zvinoreva kuti zve rudo hauzvizive. You belong to the streets.
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Tanaka🦁
4 years
If you find a girl that makes you laugh, keep her. Women are not funny.
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Tanaka🦁
3 years
Pamwe ndini ndiri wrong. But is okay for a lady to go with another guy on a date when she has a boyfriend?
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Tanaka🦁
2 years
Finally got to meet my wingman 👊🏿
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