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Rap song I wrote about being the troubled undercover lover playing the part of a "besty".
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@SixBrownChicks
Is that an African employer because I think I once worked for them... Wait mine was worse.
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@SouthlandPost
@FightHaven
None of them deserve to see the light of day again. That's overkill. There could never be any justification for such an assault.
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You know, doing Indrive has been pleasant until today. Some people are just something else. So, this person sets the pick-up point and destination. I got the trip, money was fair and all. I get to point A, call the passenger. This person tells me I am picking up a kid. 1)
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Potai muchipfeka zvakati farei ne nduwe kana muchiziva mopesuka kusvika apa. Mundi taggerewo mfes wedu Joe Cole aone yambiro iyi😂
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This past Thursday I accepted a ride request on Indrive and they took my offer. I was like "Sweet! $5.50"
So 1st thing I do is call the client if they are nearby where I can find them. I dialed their number but it wasn't reachable. I thought maybe it was the network.
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Kungoshaya mari mumba hamugarike. Inoita mhandu yako😂😂😂
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Just because Indrive is still safe doesn't mean it'll always be. Trusting strangers with your children is very dangerous and a big red flag.
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@Makomborerol
@Africa_Archives
😂😂😂 I guess that's why the movie was called 'the last king of Scotland'
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Just saw a conversation on circumcision. Mothers are saying my house my rules so sons should get circumcised when they are young. Men are saying let him grow and make his own decision. Ladies are being dismissive. Some are going as far as to bring up culture. Culture they dislike
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Yedu yekufarira kusangana nevanhu inoparira. So I met this girl online and we clicked, I had no intentions whatsoever naye kunze kwehushamwari. She was so comfortable with me online we became friends. One day anga ari muHarare(she's from Blues). Ndikati let us meet in town
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Eish so the silver Benz thing was real because homeboy now single😱😱😱
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I remember when I was younger I liked kamwe kamskana keku Peterhouse. I pursued this girl for a year. She really treated me zvakadhakwa asi nekusagona kuita tell the difference I stayed in the picture in the hopes that she would one day realise I am such a "catch". Fact of the
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Ukaona uchijambira hate wagon for Shadaya kuti arikuita "simping", magara makavenga. He has never discouraged anyone to be romantic with the one they love.
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Putting cops undercover, and taking number plates, then dealing with the owners to avoid people getting run over. The owners have details of whom they hire. Stop this chaos!
Kombi drivers and Police officers clash along Mbuya Nehanda Street in Harare
#GetThePicture
#ZTNPrime
#DSTV24
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The mandem turns a year old today!! Praise the Lord!
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All the people that said I look like Madungwe, CONTINUE!!!
There is something I want to see🤔
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I remember the time I went on a date with this girl. I had been out of the game due to brokeness. Brokeness yakaramba kusara so I was like I'm missing out. So coincidentally I met this girl at a youth thing. She gave me all the right vibes so I went for it! I asked her on a date.
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Nezuro I got to meet my fave and sis
@Cherish_harmony
. Twitter has made me meet amazing people! I swear I love this place!
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Video ya Namatai dai ikatenderera se sextape yaNjuzu. She really did explaining these amendments justice.
Another thing I have noted is that we always get these things in english and Zanu will capitalize on that. Vanovhotera Zanu vamwe vacho havanzwe chirungu chakanyanya.
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Ndadzifambira nyaya dzacho. Nokhu akuneeder shoulder to cry on and I am ready. Ndapfura nepa poshto pana Man Tawa na Biko. Dakuzopfura neku Ximez ndobvunza blah Moze what that a** whoop'in feel like😂😂😂😂
#wadiwawepamoyo
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Just found out the bragging inmate was a Zimbo. Then I also found this skit... Zimboz cannot lay low!🤣🤣🤣
At least this was funny and not offensive. They cooked mdara!
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Ndisu Hedu mu Zim tinorohwa pasi petsoka kudai... This is a big company futi...
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Shadaya's advice is mostly pro-man, you all don't like it when a guy decides to put himself 1st, that it? I am not saying he is 100% right all the time but his advice applies to men.
Dear ladies
Let's normalize breaking up with men who get relationship and marriage advise from people like SHADAYA.
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Mabhebhi kungoshama chete akutoita ma followers😂. They can monetize being naked. Men we need to accept we are weak phuqs. 2k to 10k in a jiffy....
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I repeat, shanda ne hama at your own peril. I gave them a "friendly" reminder and this is what they say.💀💀💀
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😂😂 That SA thread has really made dudes in SA a bit more cautious. Unless ofcourse it doesn't matter to them...
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Watching three little Piggies with my fav and one of the Piggies was about to have roast beef.. The irony is not lost here😂
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When you haven't gotten any in a while, everything looks like it has potential😂😂. Until you get burnt.
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Me: Baby I am going to the barbershop again, this hair is bugging yo!
Her: You just went there just yesterday.
Me: I know but I think I'mma keep going until I reach the level that works. I want to look perfect for you mami...
Her: 😊😊😊😊😊😊
The Barber
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😂😂😂 Who knew the Gambler could be translated into something like this....
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#WcW
To you my friendship! You are amazing in all aspects! You work so hard, you are so sweet and kind plus unogona kubika! Today I crush on you
@leemadzvamuse
!!😍😍😍😍😍😍
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Today I can't say I got stiffed yet but it's feeling like I was. So I did an Indrive that got me to Brooke. We got there... the person that had the money had left. So now they said we had to go back to the place I picked them up and get the money. Kana muchida kuziva hutsinye..
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Right in the middle of the 30's.
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Amana ka! 🤣🤣
Zvavo vanowana mabhebhi asina ma ex akawanda because heish! You won't be able to experience new things because she has done it all. Worse if she starts reminiscing like this!
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I stand with my G, cook if you want but munhu anoita yaada ne internet yake. Kana mada zvemabhebhi chete endai kuInstagram.
The flag The Shlonger
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I shall not remove the mustache again. Nyaya yekuda kuita shave off the years... Bad move
Before. After.
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Ndini hangu ndaida phone yaita whatsapp mazuva ema Qwerty keypad. So I went to Avondale to get me a beast of a phone, budget was $90 bucks. Ndakakwidza ndakananga kuPlaza and I saw a guy with some sexy ass phones. But boy were the prices steep. Mari yangu ndaiti ndowana Curve asi
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Sometimes when you find a guy being so protective of his money, something would have happened. I remember I had a crush on this girl for years but I never had the guts to talk her. So one day I was walking behind her&I knew that was my Mana from Heaven. I walked up to her....
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@Blsd12t
Hmmmm I highly disagree with this. When did breasts or a baby suckling on them become disgusting???
I am shocked....
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I have been trying typing and deleting because I don't know how to put it out there proper. I mean guys there is this Funeral parlor corner Coventry and Rotten Row opposite Colcom. They are the worst and to top it off, they work with some crooked law enforcement members.
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😂😂 The way staunch supporters of these political parties don't believe that there are neutrals... You are either or... Mirai zvekumanikidza amana.
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Haa ndabvuma ndiri toxic😂😂 people keep blocking me. 1st the bf then the girl now... Inga rather...
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You ever want to come up with an amazing caption but the feelings cannot be put into words. I mean my love for the lil princess is bursting at the seams... Uncle Jam Do do
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Ndakazoti sa broke dude let me date a broke girl. Worst mistake!! I mean I told ol' girl I was very broke and unemployed. She seemed to understand but sezvo anga ari munhu anga anakirwa ne picture yangu ne voice repa phone,she didn't need much convincing. Zvakatanga zvichinaka
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Mukomana we Zanu uyo anotaura finhu finhu chaiyo 😂.
Dude has the audacity to say he has money because he is in Zanu PF so girls never turn him down... One day is one day young blood...
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@CCMarapira
1). Feeling entitled to a guys belongings.
2). Making plans when she has 0% contribution to the cost.
3). Always making herself the subject matter in conversations.
4). Comparing the guy to other guys.
5). How is she always hungry when you set up a meeting, kasi ukubva mumwena😕
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You can get DNA tests when the bun is still in the oven. To avoid excitement and confusion on the Dada's part. It's called Prenatal DNA blah blah... You don't have to wait the whole term with doubt lingering gents.
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Girls will say they like dudes to wear joggers. What they don't mention is how they like to see your print on the front and a bit of ass in the back, apa iwe your front barely shows unless aroused😂 and there is no ass to speak of. Like any other thing zvine target market😂
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#WcW
@ManzunzuN
I like it when you call me "Dhonanzi".
Got me feeling like Runtown because I de go mad over you girl!!
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Zvirikuoneka here kuti ndaitirwa zvakanaka nhasi paVale...
Register to vote guys.
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Make sure she loves you bro, MAKE SURE SHE LOVES YOU BRO!!!! Don't fall for beauty, don't lust over booty.... What is within, is all that matters. I know this is naive but we need to start having deep emotional conversations with women and stop taking whatever we are given.
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Clap for me nhasi ndamboita wo Co-host. Ndanyora pamhanza
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My thoughts one the app call thing, well I think people have a way of trying to underrate convenience. Girls seem to feel like a man should sweat in everything he does. There seems to be no winning for us. Chero ukadriver mota automatic zvonzi haugone kudriver nekuti haisi manual
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Ana Tinashe vasiri kuhura tiri kutambisa zita rebasa gentlemen.
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@SizweDhlomo
Wait why would she set up something where she'll have to split the money 3 ways instead of 2. However maybe one of them told the wrong person about them being at the BET functions and they were targeted.
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Not so long ago, I found myself falling for this friend of mine. She seemed so unfortunate in these relationships. Everytimes she confided in me, I guess I fell a lil deeper. I believed she was amazing&the hero in me wanted to save her. So inevitably, I was in my feelings
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My favourite day of the week ya'll!
Today I crush again on this fine lady, this piping hot damsel who ain't in distress...
@FaithFiffyT
😊.
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A big shout out to my famo!! You guys made this day so special for me.
@ama_nippy
@rubiestar
gogo vaKupa makati ndiimbirwe manje ndaizogona here nekunyara. ♥️
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Request received now reporting for duty!! How would you like me ma'am
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Shadaya is a fucking fraud!! 🤣🤣🤣
Bhebhi rake is just like any other girl following trends my ninja. Nothing wrong with that too. The redpill is full of frauds boys. Hypocrisy yoga yoga. "Learn or Perish"
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Throwback Thursday, when the red tp mohawk was hawking. haa kwatabva kure
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