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@simonateba
@NikkiHaley
@realDonaldTrump
One of her largest donors FUNDED the $83M lawsuit. We should be talking about that.
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@SawyerMerritt
You know, the HUMANE thing to do would be to release the remaining Atlases into the wild. Just set up charging stations for them around Boston and let them live out their days in freedom.
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@theSamPadilla
I remember when San Francisco was the top tourist city in the Western Hemisphere. I walked over the whole city day and night then and it was safe as Disneyland. Thirty years ago the city was beautiful. I hope the residents appreciate what they voted for.
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@HeroDividend
I have a bad hip, so seeing someone out running is literally like someone mocking my injury, so he should run inside his home with the windows shut.
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@JWenner_Author
My eldest sister passed away and her Remembrance of Life was decorated with many of the quilts that she had made and gifted to people (each quilt was custom designed for that individual). Lots of people stood up and told a story about the quilt they received. The venue was
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@deaflibertarian
Texas is trying to get to to zero property taxes. The most current years for me had a fifteen percent drop, and most top state officials have come out with zero property taxes as a stated goal.
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@MattWalshBlog
The plane door was attached with just four bolts, as the “dream team” was sorely lacking in nuts.
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@SpiritofPines
@valueterminal
You proved a different point: the weakest limbs of mighty family trees get pruned by social justice degrees
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@Travis_in_Flint
And Nikki Haley expected to coast on this new to the Republican nomination! The LEAST she can do is to give the $250k to Trump to defray some of the legal costs of this lawfare.
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@davidfrum
So, you admit the dumpster fire immigration bill was really just a front for money laundering?
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@Devon_Eriksen_
Did I miss accountability? If a furniture maker messes up there is a penalty: they lose money or go out of business. If a central planner messes up, there is typically no penalty.
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@BPUnion
I hope you have excellent lawyers and will continue to cooperate to secure the border. The bad guys are to the south of the border (and in DC.)
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@WallStreetSilv
Weird. I worked because I didn't want to live in the streets and die of starvation, not because work sounded fun. I never knew it was optional!
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@XanadanX
@Devon_Eriksen_
I’ve done graduate work in AI, and ‘bottom up’ kept showing up for me as the best answer for most problems. Bottom up can have competition and corrections every step of the way. Top down means that one tiny error can have catastrophic effects.
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@NikkiHaley
Why won’t you talk about your connection to the $83M bogus defamation case against Trump?
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@SenatorLankford
And it lets Biden just chose to override the limit. And that limit should not be 5,000, it should be zero. Zero people should be allowed to illegally cross our border.
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@ajc
He was from Venezuela. Illegally. If I visit Athens and do something horrific that doesn’t make me “an Athens man.”
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@AdamShawNY
@tedcruz
If practically speaking, the only thing that the Republicans have the power to do is stop horrible bills from passing, then do that. Stop horrible bills from passing.
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@US_OGA
Also, consider the number of guns toted by the motorcade and compare that number with the number of guns that the guest of honor wants you to have access to.
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@MatznerJon
Have his parents murdered in front of him in a dark alley. Have him train with ninjas and pencil in a year or two in an escape-proof pit. This works out best if his family has a loyal retainer and a cavern underneath the manor.
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@ScottAdamsSays
Trump won the Rosa Parks award, gave Jessie Jackson free office space when he was running for president, opened up the first desegregated country club in Palm Beach, and go ask Mike Tyson what he thinks about Trump.
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@realEstateTrent
Easy answer. His family should start living on $150k a year, investing the excess and in all ways pretending it doesn’t exist. If in two years they are getting by, he can quit his job with some extra cushion in the investments. If they cannot live on $150k a year, then the dude
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@ViralNewsNYC
Did you ask him what he EXPECTED to happen when he came here with three kids? Does he have any particular skills. Like if he is a fantastic cook or is an electrician or has any other marketable skill, then maybe he can live rough for a few years (like most immigrants) and it
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@ViralNewsNYC
It’s almost like vetting migrants is essential, otherwise the bad elements ruin it for everyone.
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@ViralNewsNYC
Texan here! Can you give us an address to drop the migrants off at in Shahana Hanif district? We can get you another ten thousand by next month.
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@elonmusk
Skipping to the end: if a migrant blocks my vehicle: legal protest, if I block a migrant: five years in prison? Did I miss something?
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@AntonioArellano
Roughly a thousand migrants die a year crossing the border; Biden must be held accountable for murder! What are the number of fentanyl deaths a year, I guess Biden gets charged with those as well.
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@ChrisMurphyCT
The house came up with a much better immigration bill last year, passed it and sent it to the Senate. Have the Senate finally vote on that one.
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@seanmdav
If your soldiers are surfing the net while under enemy fire, then you have much deeper issues than funding.
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@FischerKing64
Has anyone ever regretted living below their means? My wife’s very best quality is sharing that belief with me.
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@monsterhunter45
She went all “white savior saving whites” (which I don’t know is a step up or a step down from plain-vanilla “white savior”) THEN shuts off replies.
“I want to HELP you unwashed savages, but that does not entitle to to speak back to me.”
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@loganzuber17
Water does not touch the meat, so you are evenly heating the meat, not boiling it.
I will give you some sympathy on not wanting to heat in plastic, but it is so worth it for 'perfect every time.'
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@KenPaxtonTX
@45RebelRo
Let’s also not overlook the fact that Biden can just override any of the toothless bill’s authority at will.
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@TabloLs
@SwannMarcus89
Okay, if I have a missing Asian kid, what’s THAT called? Feel free to be racist, just not “California Highway Patrol” racist, that would be too far!
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@SenatorLankford
So "after the 3 yrs there is no way for a future Admin to shut down the border" ...fixed it for you!
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@EndWokeness
Honestly, in 2018 it was pretty much that way. Booming economy, no wars, illegal immigration down, then COVID and Biden.
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@NikkiHaley
Speaking of costumes, one of your biggest donors funded the $83M defamation case against Trump, gave Biden $700k and went to Epstein Island. But you put on a cheap rubber Republican mask and expect votes!
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@Devon_Eriksen_
There is only one proper way to applaud such a magnificent defense of capitalism: I bought your book. It better be good, or filthy Marxism is back on the table.
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@ChrisMurphyCT
These two booby traps hidden in the bill show that it was never meant to be taken seriously, it was just a political game, biding time while the Democrats import replacements for the citizens fleeing their failing blue states.
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@CollinRugg
@FrumTikTok
Going for the most boring explanation: during the COVID lockdown they dug them to enable entry to the shutdown temple. Then they wildly overreact to having them filled in (tunnelling is HARD!).
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@amuse
@WallStreetSilv
I am not a huge Abbot fan, but his timing on the buses and on seizing this section of the border was spot on. If he had done this too early, Biden not caring about election year optics would have had nastier options.
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@ViralNewsNYC
When the ‘Welfare for Migrants Bill’ passes you will look back on these days with nostalgia. We will have a hundred times as many cross our borders.
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@ThatMoneyBloke
In-N-Out has been heroic in keeping their prices down.
In my area they keep the food consistent, the restaurant clean, and the employees are friendly.
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@BillMelugin_
"Pending deportation?" Why not bake him a cake with "Keep Trying!" written on the top? There is literally NO PENALTY for invading our borders. Maybe give him some hard time, THEN deport him.
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@BullandBaird
I’m the only one who doesn’t dislike moving since it serves the same purpose. I also feel that once you hit ‘empty nest’ you should own less objects every year. My wife does not share my philosophy.
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@KenPaxtonTX
We DID ask for it and I forwarded it to others. In my house you are the most trusted politician in Texas. The Texas Republican Party should mail out a sample ballot with recommendations, but in lieu of that, this will do.
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@simonateba
@simonateba
you said Biden was "leaving the White House" and I got all excited, now I see he is just exiting the building and my hopes are dashed. Shame on you!
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@FischerKing64
I am that age, consume almost no mainstream media and have no interest in supporting foreign wars. Learned my shameful lesson with Iraq. I try to encourage everyone to use X. Even MY mother (in her eighties) gave up on Fox over its coverage.
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@Patriot_45_
There is probably plenty of work for them in Texas and fuel is way cheaper here! 🚛❤️
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@nkreu113r
@Devon_Eriksen_
Tell me you didn’t read the post without telling me you didn’t read the post. Income tax was supposed to be for the millionaires, but the very rich end up paying less than the middle class, since it makes sense for the rich to hire the best lawyers and lobbyists.
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@AntonioArellano
Migrants drown at this spot all the time, and NOW you want to bleat about it? Did you accuse Biden of murder for the other drownings? Does the cartel just mail out the 'open border' talking points or what?
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@MacFarlaneNews
Ukraine has already lost the war, but they are winning on the money laundering front. Biden just announced he'd veto a clean bill with a $16B payment to Ukraine, so I guess he doesn't care either.
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@TheInsiderPaper
I think Trump can make the trip after his second inauguration. If course by then I anticipate that Zelenskyy will be in hiding in an undisclosed location.
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@TexasScorecard
Texas cannot survive another Dade Phelan speakership. If your report is true, then that Dude’s a Felon!
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@dmtrubman
In a marriage (or even living together) one of the most critical factors is being aligned on how you spend and save money. The girl was right to see this as a flashing red light.
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@JohnLeFevre
Your kid and the Asian kids will be taking a full slate of demanding HS AP classes, will have 4.4 GPAs and will still be underrepresented in college admissions at the top colleges. Equal results!
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@charlesmurray
I was a low-income white person who got a National Merit scholarship based on my PSAT, without which I would have not gone to college. My only test prep was reading at least a thousand random books, from junk to classics.
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@Scootmeister
@RepMTG
The House border bill that was sent to the Senate almost a year ago that did not contain the numerous poison pills in the recent Senate bill would be a great one to pass! Of course the Senate hasn’t even looked at that. 🤷♂️
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@JoaquinCastrotx
@POTUS
You are disgusting. You’d allow Texas to collapse under an invasion of millions across our southern border if it would put “your team” in power.
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@NikkiHaley
Speaking of you and the fellas, one of your top donors was behind one of the lawsuits filed against Trump, so I guess he's the "one to go."
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@NewEmergingKing
Turn down the music, roll down my window and put both hands on the wheel.
You can argue in a courtroom, not in this situation.
Try to keep in mind that the officer has probably been physically attacked as part of his job and wants to end the day by going home to his family.
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@LeadingReport
Huntington Beach also voted against Nazi flags, MAGA flags, etc. from being flown on public property.
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@GovAndyBeshear
Where is your support for Texas? You are proving that Kentucky can never elect another Democrat governor.
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@ChuckCallesto
Mute him and his brother so they don't get rich off of being jerks. Trust me, your life will be better.
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@Oilfield_Rando
The Simpson starred in a TV show that’s been on the air for like 150 years, Homer could buy all of Springfield.
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@ViralNewsNYC
We could close the border in a week if states that didn't agree on most things just agreed upon one. Texas is spending a billion dollars on additional border wall, but the federal government literally breaches and destroys border barriers. I dunno about Arizona though.
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@occultnigga
@SneakyScube
I gave you a ‘like’, but it can be answered as a range where your illustration is the minimum end of the range.
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@bigskyfit
Maybe you should deliver to New York City, just don’t pick up there. Does cow manure count as “hazardous waste?”
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@Brian19352000
@Sarah28998
@VickieforNYC
Ellis Island/Reviewed for health and ability to work/those that failed were sent back to Ireland/Those that stayed worked or starved. They taught you nothing in school?
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@9mm_smg
A giant mall where I used to live was so popular that they put bus lines to it. When they closed down the mall and bulldozed it into the ground they said that the kids from the bus line made the mall unviable.
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@BarneyFlames
My niece from Taiwan told me at her U.S. college she met many students from China that wanted to be friends (cute girl) and happily chatted with her, when she said she was from Taiwan, they would not say one more word to her. That should tell you something.
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@NikkiHaley
So, this is how you fight, Nikki?
🚨It’s important to note that
@NikkiHaley
mega donor, Reid Hoffman, funded E. Jean Carroll’s BULLSHIT lawsuit against
@realDonaldTrump
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@IMAO_
The same people that abuse capitalism would also be abusing socialism, communism or any other “-ism.” Wolves are going to be wolves no matter the terrain.
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@kyrstensinema
@BillMelugin_
What a lie on multiple levels, the bill ‘redirects’ the crossers, it doesn’t ‘stop’ them and Biden can override it at any time.
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@wanyeburkett
The world must be a magical place full of infinite possibilities for people like that. “But if it rained chocolate milk, then we could send all the cows back to Africa and set them free!”
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@techhsiren
'Code refactoring'.
I've found that when I explain to a woman how painstakingly going through line after line of code, improving not just the naming conventions but the core functionality greatly improves the codebase, then her eyes glisten and she moves closer.
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@CDFoxAuthor
Here maybe: “taking a mental health day,” “playing hooky” or “saying F it to work” Never heard “pulling a sickie” once in my life. If police in mass play hooky it is “the blue flu,” In general for groups it is a “sick out.”
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@CitizenFreePres
That was pretty much my understanding just from being around a bit and keeping up on news, but Kennedy stated it very effectively.
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