Kristen Ankiewicz
@MadeOfMonsters
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Artist, writer, movie-enjoyer, bisexual, she/her. Madeofmonsters on all the socials. Gosling stan. Left leaning wokie. Shameless goof. Insufferable dog owner.
Oakland, CA
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here's my fave four. follow me for spicy movie takes
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I saw a job I wanted to apply to yesterday, but it lacked a salary range. I asked the recruiter for the salary range. He asked mine. I reminded him it is the law in california that employers provide this info on the listing. He told me the range. TODAY IT IS ON THE LISTING!
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annoying companies into doing the right thing is very satisfying even if I risk losing that job
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@kenerqy
there were so many delightful little jokes!
I love how ncuti is the only ken NOT stressed or unhappy at the epic ken battle. I mean look at his face and the sparkles
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@vinn_ayy
Is this gonna require me putting my credit card into this super reliable and extremely trustworthy and non-grifty site? Yeah, no.
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@BrandyLJensen
we need to see his math. either he doesn't know how much tattoos cost, he doesn't know how much houses cost, or he's imagining that there are legions of people getting multiple full-body tattoos over and over
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@oliverquicks
I did not care at all that Regé-Jean Page left the show but I was irritated with Shonda or whoever made the decision to awkwardly pretend he was just offscreen or back at the mansion or whatever. Be normal! Recast him! Even he said it was okay to do so! S2 was so awkward for that
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@bufordsharkley
@arvofart
@LeftistHank
you both are contributing to the deez nuts discourse/comedy equally. thank you I appreciate it
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@katiedimartin
I don't think I am ever depressed but I do often procrastinate the shower. I don't love the wet-dry or dry-wet transition. It's dumb! I have no excuse! And yet. Anyway shower procrastinators (who somehow manage to shower daily) rise up 🔥
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@TheEricGoldman
if being rich doesn't afford you the opportunity to have a totally unconventional and dare I say bizarre wedding then what's the POINT
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@mouseabolition
tightly written and delightful and beautiful. strangely better written than bridgerton seasons
honest and (IMHO) accurate depiction of the madness of king george
I'm invested in his portrayal bc bipolar and it delights me to see that portrayed sympathetically and realistically!
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@devtesla
this guy's thought that she'll fork over money for him to continue the lifestyle to which he'd been accustomed🤭
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@HeylKatme
not a disagreement here but did you see the bit where cruise broke his ankle in a mission impossible
they showed it in the movie and I saw it replayed in slo mo
that will haunt me all my days
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@SmoothDunk
the fact that there's a weird blue-shape person right in the middle of two normal human type persons makes it that much funnier. and the daughter has a smooth face and elon has all these exaggerated lines
your comics are so good
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@gabrielledrolet
I work 9-5 but I am a SCRUM MASTER. Who can I tell about that. Who will understand. WHO
I have been lobbying for a name change my entire career
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@bashfoal
@cekikiwrites
I love my mom and she's rad but a zillion years ago I asked her if I was pretty and she paused and said "you'll grow into it" and it is a baffling answer to this day. YES. THE ONLY ANSWER IS YES
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@alyciadotj
Yes! I often do. Both for this or for lesser offenses. Because I am a spiteful bitch and nobody is gonna keep these companies honest.
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@arvofart
omg cocaine turns people into the worst versions of themselves. like no friend I don't want to hear you talk excitedly and aggressively and interruptingly for an hour. it's only a good drug if you are also doing it
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@DiscussingFilm
the hate to Anna Gunn was insane. I'll accept hate to a character bc fictional but the actor is a real person playing a role for the enjoyment of others!
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@brianchaley
this dips into thinking I cannot identify with. what does "we're supposed to" come from?? I don't believe in god or a designer or a higher power or anything like it. those feelings of pleasure come from those who participate & they are allowed to determine what it means for them.
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@CarlOrkmansen
@BaseyCrock
I do agree that it is indefensible to lend some 17yo hundreds of thousands of dollars that they can't dispense in bankruptcy but I sense that is not what this person is saying
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@desertrose_78
I hate that too! I report many listings for this or lesser offenses. The remote thing makes me crazy because so many companies do it. I set up this poll related to this. IMHO unless I am free to choose where I work, it is NOT remote. Travel is NOT remote!!
If you apply to a job on LinkedIn, and it is mostly WFH but has up to 25% travel or other office requirement, what should the big green label at the top say?
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@chaotic_sub
but she's also lawyer barbie. wouldn't lawyer barbie do this or am I misinterpreting
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@Lontar_On_Here
The garbage collector was my nephew's BEST PAL for some time. The trucks had long robotic arms that leaned over to pick up bins. Magical. Nephew and gramps would go out on Mondays for a look and a chat
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@emilykmay
A more clever person than me would be able to make a good joke about sad beige babies
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@bartleby_era
Eeee I waded into that thread but am QUICKLY backing out
So many disturbing individuals with imaginary concepts of women
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@alibrooke4ever
also (aside from other comments made below) if you have a constraint and need to be accommodated, I've never not been accommodated
leave a nice tip
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@NotABigJerk
He's trying to push verified accounts. Good luck with that. He can limit me to one tweet a day and I'm still not giving him the fucking eight dollars.
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@Douggernaut_2
I grew up catholic and found the stations of the cross and bloody statues to be pretty disturbing but then I grew up and read about how crucifixion works and omg the catholics really don't capture the true horror
I can't abide by mel generally but sure, I'd see a good hell flick
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@SmoothDunk
discourse on mental health is extremely unhealthy in this country. if being mentally ill is such a problem why's it so hard to get treatment? because it's never about helping or healing a person or even preventing crime
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@madisontayt_
I generally agree but this particular tweet seems funny and not mean-spirited, maybe a little tongue in cheek
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@HeylKatme
the nutty part is that he broke it, it's clearly at an unhealthy angle, he drags himself up over the edge of the building and KEEPS RUNNING
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@JUNlPER
Why is he not doing literally anything else? His job could be beach. His job could be snorkel. But no, with all his billions, he chose this. His job is divorced guy.
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@jzux
i’ve noticed that fewer and fewer job listings (i only ever apply to bullshit email jobs) are even accepting cover letters
is this a trend?? god i hope so
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@mattlavietes
"Unless its an eagle its not going to do nothing to u" is great general life advice.
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@VK_HM
the fakeout was so chilling. I knew it was coming (and that these henchmen were doomed) but it was still so chilling
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@KindaHagi
I had some sort of clamp in my mouth, not sure what purpose it served, but I kept laughing so hard I chomped down and the thing FLEW way across the room, startling us both. I continued laughing.
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@dieworkwear
My parents are not perfect but man they did an embarrassing amount of gloating/praise over my academic achievements, which is how it should be, imho
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@PinstripeBungle
I've decided this guy's color is PURPLE but nobody will ever see his collar, it's buried in fur. harness may show up a bit better
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@Wangleberry
I think about miette all the time, especially bc I have a doggo now and I gently brush against him often, and need to issue a storm of apologies
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@collectdust
The Y2K bug was 100% of my income for a bit and if you ever look under the hood of any website or software you can believe lots of shit needs fixing
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@alyvore
People think mental illness is the idealized version or just their particular form but never the ugly, messy reality of how brains work. Fear of becoming something bad is super common! Relatable imho! Not the same as what this person is horrified by. Nuance on the internet? Sigh.
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@emmasaurustex
I have a bunch of his movies as 5-star bangers and I have a hard time ranking. Comedy requires totally different skillset, and he def has comedic timing and delivery down to a science
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@theashleyray
Agree. I do not believe for 2 seconds any PTO is unlimited. There is pressure to get shit done, pressure to be at work, and in the end everyone gets 2 or 3 pitiful weeks and NO payout of any kind. I want my vacation to be a liability on the books. If I don't take it it COSTS them
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@collectdust
same. and also I hate the "separate the art from the artist" thing. I'll do that if I want, but why must I? my watchlist has nearly 1000 movies and none by woody allen. I'm good
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@esjesjesj
other issues aside, any use of the word "allowed" anywhere near the word "women" makes me fucking twitch
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@OatsCoin
@happy_cylinder
@cervesa603
@LisaBloom
I love how some of these people say "welcome to the real world" when the bit of real world in question is extremely terrible and bad and we should all want to change it for the better
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@AliTheFern
This youtube did a really good job explaining that phenomenon (and was fun to watch):
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@EmmaTolkin
Hmmm! How does one turn off hardware acceleration? (Also also, uh, how do I capture a GIF instead of just a still?)
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@theoceanblooms
I heard from reading about the sex scenes in bridgerton that everyone loved having the coordinators, because it's awkward at best (and exploitative at worst)
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@rajandelman
There are so many horrible things that it does to a body. Not just lung cancer! It's terrible for your mouth and gums! My brother (a young guy) lost all his teeth! Mouth or throat cancer are no picnic! People think it just kills you as if you get to age 80 and *poof*
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@LadyDumplings
@imabeaunehead
There are so many "hidden" (or not hidden) costs to being poor, being poor is in fact quite expensive. I know this because I am not poor and I get all manner of discounts and advantages
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@ioscillates
@JohnnySwift19
@cartoonenjoyer
@TitanUranus5
@TheTiffanyTLC
@simsimmaaz
I enjoyed how friendly and kind the above bit of thread was! Good job, humans
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@RhodeToLove
it is so crazy that I got this joke. am I too online. is it possible I should go outside more often
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@daniel_m_lavery
I want takes on this but wrong answers only
- Gargoyle
- Wendigo
- 18th century chimney sweeper whose life was tragically cut short
- Etc
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@girlziplocked
I one time told a guy that I didn't want to deal with him because he talked too much and never let me get a word in edgewise (or seemed to care at all). he EXPLODED. omg talking was his LOVE LANGUAGE and how DARE I disparage him for that etc etc
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@dieworkwear
Absolutely. The fact that Barbenheimer (but especially Barbie, for me) is an EVENT with outfits and memes and selfies and the whole nine yards makes it so much more fun. Half the reason I am seeing it in theaters is because of the outfit
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@Spacecolonize
@BrandyLJensen
This discourse is about tattoos. Please come back later with tattoo-specific nitpicks.
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@babygirlgraham
everything about this post and the thread below has me giggling super hard
good job everyone
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@esjesjesj
this guy asked a question in a very public forum and is replying "cope" to all the answers. almost as if it wasn't a question he asked himself. on this platform.
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@bashfoal
@cekikiwrites
One can hope she only said it to you but it is not a good sign that she formed that sentence
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@israisthegoat
@The_GM_is_God
they're turning it from "the kens are the villains" (absurd) to "gosling is the villain" (ten times more absurd and not in a good way)
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@BuntyTwoPointOh
you may enjoy my secret trick to the best grilled cheese
- multiple types of cheese
- large amounts of kerrygold butter
- heavy dusting of garlic salt on the bread
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@davidcinema
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover - me and my bestie obsessed about this movie during the entire 1990s. The bathroom scenes killed me
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@Showgirls_1995
This is hilarious (is it really true??? I haven't seen it) but also they totally could have erased it in post. They erased an entire finger off Keanu Reeves in John Wick for the entirety of the movie
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@PhillyMovieNerd
I love video essays when they bring the receipts. reminds me of hbomberguy. very satisfying to this non-disney non-star wars fan. as a total outsider I could appreciate the problems
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@GlitrioSt
Ladies! We've finally made it! We've made men as self conscious about their bodies as they have for ours and now we're ALL wearing spanx
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@esjesjesj
I absolutely did not dream of baking some dude cinnamon rolls when I was a little girl. I wanted to be an artist, making art.
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@CartoonsHateHer
In the words of the magnificent Gilda Radner, I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn't itch
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@OKPoliticalMeme
Aside from the obvious reason to dunk on this guy - isn't the difference between student debt and other forms of debt that you can't get rid of student debt in bankruptcy? Please correct me if I am wrong
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@limitlessjest
I don't love the discourse because nobody controls who their parents are. However I think the best response from a famous nepo baby is "yes I enjoyed learning from my famous wealthy parents" or something like that. You gotta own your advantages
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@drphiliplee1
@Beska
good lord there are far too many crossover jokes that I understand due to bein chronically online
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@InternetHippo
Backyard camera is for me to observe the three cats that visit the yard. Front camera is for me to know if I need to answer the doorbell. Side camera is for me to know (without having to put on pants) whether anyone's fireworks have set my garage on fire.
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@ecto_fun
this movie was both romantic and sexy!!! and we don't talk about it enough nowadays!!
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@esjesjesj
I majored in art and have zero regrets but I have a computer job. all these "humanities are a bad idea" takes don't seem to allow for majoring in one thing but taking a job in something else
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@Spacecolonize
@BrandyLJensen
The average home price in the US was $495,100 in the second quarter of 2023, according to the Census Bureau and Department of Housing and Urban Development. 15% is $74,000. I doubt most people can get 15%. In my market houses start at $600K and down payments are 25% or FULL CASH.
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