John Stewart 🔻
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Top 10% of American restaurant reviewers. Senior culture writer for @NYTimes . Father of 2. No other accomplishments.
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There's now a 3'x4' print of this hanging in my dorm room
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@ettingermentum
2 absolutely towering men lead their desert regions to victory over New York.
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@stillgray
@renato_mariotti
@elonmusk
Hey man I think I'll take the word of a former federal prosecutor over the word of some Malaysian guy who's about to go into cardiac arrest at 30
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@ettingermentum
Every once and a while he shows us he's got a whole other gear he can shift to.
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@AceXprt
@h3h3productions
You know this shit basically doesn't happen anywhere else right? Clearly they figured out how to do something
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@TallBart
I'm being told this may be fake, but the fact that I believed it says a lot about society.
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@schizarella
@DoingCigarettes
@howieblingKMH
If I crash going 90 there's almost a certainty nothing is going to be my problem anymore.
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@andrewdefrank
If you're American and replying to this to complain about living several miles from your city, just know you don't own a car because you live there - you live there because someone wanted you to own a car. The world would be a lot better if GM didn't get to design modern america.
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@ebfieldphotog
@artbyjennycueva
@PeteButtigieg
@BernieSanders
Sorry I forgot that Pete was still in the race 11 days ago
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Hanging this back up in my new apartment to honor
@crackconnoisser
#FreeJinx
There's now a 3'x4' print of this hanging in my dorm room
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@_shoebilll
@buckadeath
Lifeandscars, he does like insane dating/sex advice that is either parody or beyond parody and I laugh either way.
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@francisxwolf
@davenewworld_2
How can anyone stand by and do nothing hearing his screams. How can you not only stand by, but pull your gun on him. How can you allow yourself to become that callous
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@KINGDENTx200021
@realblueluffy
he literally had to stop himself from saying the f slur, wym *we* made it about him being gay
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@HindustaniLad11
@kahbn
@Ito_OW
@TarekFatah
@RajivRanjanRa16
@realDonaldTrump
You wouldn't know this, since you don't actually live in the US, but the supreme court determined that the 1st amendments protection of protest applies to burning flags like 30 years ago in a case called Texas v. Johnson.
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@mikey_RFC
@h3h3productions
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Yeah obviously it was out of line, he realized that and immediately walked it back. People say stupid shit when they're emotional, doesn't make it right but it makes him human.
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@Salamanding1
@laserboat999
If you hadn't commented this I would have left the thread believing he was truly deranged rather than racist deranged
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@liIpochaco
I do the exact same thing, same fake height and everything. The trick is the more drunk the person asking is, the shorter you get below 6'1"
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@Cringy_Twit
@onlineguy420
This church in my hometown had a single room with burnt orange shag carpet on all the walls and the floor. it was horrifying
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@FistSteakface
@Gender_Thief
@sovietblobfish
@SAMOYEDWAVE
So you're saying Hitler could have won if the Soviet Union was also France. Checkmate
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@DangerBrooks
Every blue check is either calling for a race war or busting out the calipers to figure out if the shooter was asian fucking hate this site man
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@DolphinVengence
@Towlfc
@morganarae
@CynicRay
@SamRamani2
Would you prefer the term ethnic cleansing? Even more generously *just* apartheid?
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@Ranjomomma
@Java_jigga
Headline is definitely a miss. But the actual article isn't that bad. It's about how we end up having to defend her bad takes because of the unfair criticism she receives from the right.
It's still not great but at least it's not 2015 4-chan shit
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@thesecondsingle
@willmenaker
They literally believe that
@rechelon
Learning Santa isn't real was unironically what spiralled me down into a reactionary atheist hole.
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@drmistercody
I don't know what half those words mean, but the half I do know tells me I don't want to find out.
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@dklmarxist
After he said the "Hermione back in the day" thing I thought you had to be talking about the interviewer, but no he managed to be the less gross of the 2
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@Spinsomniac1
@DelbertGSeasons
@JordanUhl
@LisPower1
I have invented a person to be mad at, because that's easier than doing anything productive
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@Mr_Mike
@somecaboose
It seems to produce a lot of anger in people like you and I think that's pretty funny 👍
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@KFrankB
@pspspsAtTheVoid
@andrewdefrank
The American dream of two kids, a car, and a house with a white picket fence is just as much a piece of marketing as it is a genuine dream.
Genuinely a lot of people do want that life. But there are also a lot of people who want it because they've been told they want it.
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@VoidOfRoses
Dropped mine down and entire flight of dorm stairs in the middle of the night my freshman year. I still think about that noise to this day
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@metalgearobama
He's done this exact bit 3 years in a row now where he just makes the worst song imaginable off a sample from a catchy 90s track and I hate him so much
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@KFrankB
@pspspsAtTheVoid
@andrewdefrank
Right but American style suburbia isn't the natural result of people wanting more space. You can't just wave away what allowed it to happen and pretend that en masse people would have left cities to build identical houses in maze-like neighbourhoods that make cars a necessity
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@bendreyfuss
@CathyYoung63
They have lied in the past and gotten away with it why would that change now?
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@Ing30m
@SpeedyDoggo
@januschr
@felicejr1
@NicoleARizza
It was ~1am in Lichtenstein when I sent that email so I won't see their response till at least tomorrow, but I'll keep you posted
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@KFrankB
@andrewdefrank
Auto manufacturers have lobbied for the last century to craft a world that is basically only accessible by car. That's my point. "What's good for GM is what's good for America". Arterial highways that rip apart inner cities for suburbanites' convenience was fortold by GM in 39'
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@1234_abcdef1234
@PopulismUpdates
Nah, it would be way cooler if he used threats of physical violence.
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@KLobstar
My grandparents had some that I took after they passed. Figured it would be nice to have new pillows in my apartment, I was wrong. hated them.
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@reesetheone1
Manchin maybe, but you're a clown if you think sinema is a key figure in holding the AZ Dems together lmao
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@Michael50199969
@MarinerMuse
Hey man, what does page 1 of the document say. Cause it would be real weird if they listed the cause of death there and you just cut it off
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@FalconryFinance
Had to try to explain the jersey to a guy at the next bowling lane over who spoke Arabic. 🥴
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@SomeMoreNews
@katystoll
@drmistercody
@MovieHooligan
You guys talked for a bit about choosing who gets treatment in hospitals. My dad is on the ethics board for a hospital in our area so he's part of that process. I think I'll ask him about it and (if I remember) post it when you ask for listener stories/questions next episode
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@forbidden_donut
@alfredavie
@AntacsB
@teslaownersSV
@boringcompany
@elonmusk
I took the light rail in my area to college for a year and it was so much nicer than having to drive.
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@Rich_Cooper
It sounds like she just fell out of love? You change a lot between freshman year of highschool and college, and the separation gave her a chance to realize it. In the long term they'll both be better off like this faking it just because they've been together for so long
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@doulbedoink
There is a 100% chance all of these guys have people in their lives who care deeply about them, but they genuinely believe what they're saying and don't even ask.
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@GarlicCorgi
Maybe this is stupid of me but it didn't even occur to me that there's a guy who like owns and operates the sphere.
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@kthugstontv
@ESmartbrain
@DonTillmanPhD
@Omnises
@T4RIG
We literally let them keep the emporer anyways. Fuck you
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@dklmarxist
I got recommended Ben Shapiro/Milo Y. type videos when I was like 12 or 13. Wasn't at all politically engaged yet, but I just felt like they were assholes and stopped watching. People love acting like they were in alt right mk ultra to avoid introspection.
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@Michael50199969
@MarinerMuse
Hard to get stabbed in prison if you don't get sent there for murdering a guy.
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@ByYourLogic
The quiet quitting of slot techniques. The machines know how passionate you are for a win. Remember that.
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@brianschaaf521
@UesugiWarrior
It's literally just the Mediterranean slapped over the US, just have some fun with it
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Your fields? Dry. Hand-cultivated. My fields? Lush. Exquisitely plowed.
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@FalconryFinance
The Baron's ministers have determined 2100 peasants dying a week is the maximum before grain production suffers.
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Hey dipshits if her lust for fame made her a murderer maybe don't put her picture on the fucking front page, kinda seems like exactly what she wanted
📰The front page of tomorrow's Daily Telegraph:
'Teenager's lust for fame led to murder of Brianna'
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@SomeKindofJesse
This is completely besides the point but he ends it with "where are the people out there calling for people to get healthy, where are the people out there calling for people to lose weight" Has Rogan never heard of a doctor?
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Thankfully it is notoriously very easy to "just quit" smoking cigarettes!
scientific inquiry has shown evidence that quitting smoking before 30-35 years old basically negates any consequences of smoking. smoke away kids, just quit eventually
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@sashathemaster
@fevzioe
Ratios are a Twitter thing where a reply or retweet gets more likes than the original tweet. It's supposed to be an own to say ratio and get a bunch of likes
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Maybe I'm just a quitter but I feel like when you have to do an archaeological expedition in the interior of your mid 2000s Chevy sedan it might be time to move on.
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@willmenaker
I'm dead last. Probably deserved, but I don't like seeing it written out like this
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