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anybody is allowed to send me $1,400 it doesn’t have to just be the government
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Aries = poop
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Leo = spit
Virgo = cum
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imagine you get a dm from your old coworker after not working together for 8 months
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not goth kinda goth goth
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Sulky was one of the most kind, sweet, talented, and special people I ever got the pleasure of meeting. I’m at a loss for words. I love you so much, and you were taken too soon. Rest in peace
@sulkybb
. I genuinely love you and so many tears have been shed for you.
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you ever think you’re hitting your juul but you’re sucking dick on accident
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i called this girls college a few years ago because she was shouting some racist bullshit on twitter and then she lost her scholarship, like a full ride LMAOOO
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me n
@taxpurposes
finished the first episode of my podcast and it’s rly good. we talk about the underground emo scene, artists and producers we like, and so much more. i’ll drop it when this gets 200 ❤️s.
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10 minutes into Suh Dude and chill and he gives you this face
@thenickcolletti
@GetterOfficial
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movie idea: man and dog switch bodies and then the family puts the dog down
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i had a dream last night that looked almost identical to this picture
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i just got a job as a tattoo shop manager at heavy gold tattoo in dtla. we gonna be throwing shows and pop-up events so be on the lookout for that!!!! 😛😛😛
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*picks up fork to eat*
the live studio audience that lives in my head: BOOOOOOOOO
*picks up vape and caffeinated beverage*
audience: HAHAHAHAHAHA YEAHHHH WOOOOOO *wolf whistle* AHAHAHAHA WHOAAAA WHOA AHHHHHHH
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i may not be “in shape” or “hot” or “cool” or “funny” but i am depressed
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someone called me a “peanut butter and jelly eatin ass bitch” on time and i still think about it
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@lexi4prez
in 1973 he was sued for discrimination because he wouldn't let African American people rent apts from him
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russ just dissed all of his fans
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he moves with no effort. every move is calculated and perfect. There Is No Stopping Him.
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someone just pulled a knife on me so they got a face full of skateboard truck please send me positive thoughts i’m shook up
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Now accepting applications for Dildo’s Ballet School, a totally legit ballet studio with a sign and everything
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sulky raised like $1000 for my friend who is really sick and not doing so well, and had never even met them before. he scopes like 3 nights straight to raise money for them.
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hello i now have a stable living situation and i have a good job. it’s been one month a week and a day but i did it.
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i got the job!!!!! i am officially the voice of a brand
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if you give emo ppl a shit load of money will that make them not emo anymore
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