Nicole A. Rizza, Esq.🏳️⚧️
@NicoleARizza
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She/Her. Sober. Trans. Lawyer. Mother to Captain CAThryn Janeway and John Thurgood Marshall. My thoughts are barely legal, hardly advice. I’m queer af
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I’m a lawyer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is by far the funniest law book out there
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Sometimes I forget that my ex husband told me I would never be able to be a trans attorney. And here I am. About to graduate law school. Living the life I always dreamed of. And I am so proud of myself and happy to be here.
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What if. During Oral Arguments. I called the judges by their FIRST names
Yeah Janice, I think that’s a good question…
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Stunning moment: At a town hall in Berlin, N.H., Nikki Haley was asked by a voter what was the cause of the Civil War. She said the war was about government interfering in people’s freedoms. The voter then called her out for not mentioning slavery.
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I passed the Georgia Bar!!! She’s gonna be a lawyer baby!!!
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Nobody at my law firm has sent a firm wide email letting me know their child is selling Girl Scouts cookies. And frankly, that’s grounds for me quitting
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Just got an email. Family law firm I interviewed with is going to make me an offer 😍😍😍
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What’s your best lawyer flex?
I’ll go first. I beat an attorney in my first hearing, as a student
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Fellas. Is it gay for the sun to set
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Just accepted my offer to be a family law attorney🎉🎊⚖️
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Saw this on a Facebook group. Lawyers are the most insufferable people ever. FWIW don’t Fuck during lunch on the day of the bar. Jesus. Focus on the exam and eating. Not getting laid.
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I hate the fact that once you’re admitted to one state it’s basically like you either live there til you retire or you take another bar exam. Like I love GA and all but I would also love to have the idea of being able to move without putting my life on hold for a damn exam
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Today is the day! I made it one year sober! Through a pandemic no less! White knuckled part of it, but I did it! I never ever thought I could do this. But I am more proud of myself than I have EVER been in my life. I have earned today. And I have earned the chip that I get today!
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So. My mom told me that I have to move out of my grandparents condo I rent. I spoke to my grandparents. She did not confer with them. And they don’t want/need me to move. Oh how the cookie crumbles
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Did my first hearing as a real life attorney today. Wild
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Judge complimented me!!! Said I was a natural!!! Said I didn’t need any grace. Said she didn’t go easy on me! Said I was like I had been doing this for 20 years and welcomed me to the profession!!!!
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My professor’s elderly mother has dementia and now has COVID-19. She will likely die soon. My professor did not cancel class and felt as though she couldn’t interrupt class to answer the nursing homes phone. My classmates spoke up and told her to take the call and just call break
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Tomorrow will be 950 days sober. For someone who couldn’t imagine 6 months or 1 year without a drink, I am truly flabbergasted that I am here today and oh so so proud of myself
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I have a sovereign citizen eviction case tomorrow. They are a squatter.
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I feel like if I ever met the
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girls I would instantly cry and be transported to heaven
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Wow. 976 days sober. Never thought I could make it 6 months or a year. Let alone 2.66 years!
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Y’all all need prenups. Prenups are GOOD not bad! That’s your PSA for today from your favorite divorce lawyer
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@theErinPaige
Yay!!!!!!! Love this for yall and your wife for sticking by you no matter what!
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Sue Moore. She was our WestLaw rep at my law school.
I wonder what the equivalent predestined name for a lawyer would be.
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I have 18 months of sobriety. I'm going to pick up my 18 month chip today!!!
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Judge: what is that beverage you have there counsel?
Me: my emotional support pumpkin spice latte
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I kinda wanna become one of them lawyer-journalists and just report on cases. I feel like it would be cool. Also. I would link the pleadings in the report
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I’m 60 days sober on my birthday. How cool is that?!?!?!
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I’m officially 30 days sober! Can’t wait to pick up my chip today!
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I think I just got offered my dream come true after law school
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Wish me luck. About to have my first ever date with a lady!!!
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Today I took a BIG step in my trans journey. I changed the sex on my drivers license from m to f. I’m legally a lady. In the words of
@ShaniaTwain
Man. I feel like a Woman.
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YALLLLLLLLLL I HAVE A DATE SATURDAY FOR THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AT THE BOTANICAL GARDENS!!!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My date plans for this Christmas season is to get kissed underneath the Christmas lights at the botanical gardens 👉🏻👈🏻
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Very very cool. You work under an attorney, submit a portfolio of work, and then if approved get admitted!!!
Today, the Oregon Supreme Court, in a historic vote, unanimously approved the Supervised Practice Portfolio Examination (SPPE) - a new pathway to attorney licensure in Oregon. Read more here:
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Well service of process is going to be hella expensive
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Sometimes would online shop during 1L because I didn’t know I was ADHD and I’d get “bored” until I had to write something down, even though I was listening
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Y’all. I put in my 2 weeks with the firm I’ve been at for 5 years. And I’ll be starting with a new firm as a paralegal with a pay increase. And if I do real well. I may be a shoe in for an associate job 🤞🏻 Love this for me
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Alright. Start praying for me! Bar exam tomorrow and Wednesday!!! See y’all on the flip side
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Oral Arguments
Me: I will not be taking any questions at this time
Judge: What? That’s like the whole point of this.
Me: So?
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Say a prayer and send good vibes and animal pics. I have a family law attorney interview today!
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Last semester of law school, and last semester of school ever starts today!!!
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Tomorrow I have 2 years of sobriety. WTAF 😱
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Doing hot girl shit*
*Document review and redaction
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We NEED to do better for ourselves, our loved ones, and our communities. Our jobs and education can wait. Our loved ones can’t. Life is precious and short.
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The office surprised me with balloons for my birthday!
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I’m grateful I’m sober today. .9 years. One day at a time.
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2018 —> 2023
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MY NAME CHANGE IS SEALED. I AM SHOOK. I AM SO HAPPY.
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My new passport came!!! With my new name and gender!!!!
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Do y’all think that in Texas they say “well howdy your honor” instead of “may it please the court”
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Apparently it’s trans awareness week. I’m trans, you’re now aware!
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Wait til y’all hear that all Georgia pleadings begin with “COMES NOW”
Anyone know the lore behind why we write respectfully submitted, “this ___ day of _____, 202__”
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Corporations be like:
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Someone explain to me how I have court tomorrow. Like is it not a federal holiday?????
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I’ve never understood why Sovereign Citizens cite to the UCC… it’s not law
TFW you are bringing your son home from baseball practice and realize you're following a sovereign citizen.
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Anyone know the lore behind why we write respectfully submitted, “this ___ day of _____, 202__”
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I got a D+ in con law. I’ve never been more proud of myself in my life. 16 year old me would be so ashamed. Me now is more proud of the woman I am today than ever. I am beyond proud to do *this* and kick ass being fly as hell. Gradez don’t make the person. The person does
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@UnionSaltBae
Employer: We couldn’t have violated the ADA! We specifically put the requirements in the job description!
Me: *stares into camera*
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Lolol. I downloaded hinge this morning. And this guy who went to law school with me hmu. We’ve been talking all day. Oh. And yah. He’s a PUBLIC DEFENDER!!! We are planning on chilling Sunday and imma make him watch drag race. Which he’s into learning about!
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Can we talked about this 10 year glow up tho?????
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What’s the billable code for “I just finished a major project and I don’t wanna do work on the day before thanksgiving where we leave the office at 3 and I wanna hide under my desk?” Asking for a friend
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Well. We had FaceTimed. We had talked on the phone, at his request while I was driving back. And we made plans for a date. And he STOOD ME UP & BLOCKED ME!!!
Lolol. I downloaded hinge this morning. And this guy who went to law school with me hmu. We’ve been talking all day. Oh. And yah. He’s a PUBLIC DEFENDER!!! We are planning on chilling Sunday and imma make him watch drag race. Which he’s into learning about!
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FWIW I’m GA when you’re admitted to practice law you’re admitted to the trial courts. You have to additionally be sworn into the COA and Supreme Court. Shoutout to
@CharlieBethel
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@JudgeDillard
for swearing me into the COA & Supreme Court
Today I came across a lawyer who advertises that he is admitted to practice in:
-All Texas District Courts,
-All Texas County Courts,
-All Texas Courts of Appeals,
-The Texas Court of Criminal Appeals, and
-The Texas Supreme Court.
In other words, he passed the Texas Bar Exam.
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The scary transgender the media told you about
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My parents: you need to stop cussing all the time. Lawyers don’t cuss like that!
Me: ummm yah they fucking do
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Thank you all for the likes and comments. I NEVER imagined I would ever get to live a life where I love how I look and get to be happy in my body. I am so happy to get to live the life I do now
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Balloons??? For me??? On my day of birth??? Oh you shouldn’t have!
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HES TRYING HIS BEST
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Not everyday you meet a twitter star and get sworn in to the Court of Appeals of Georgia!!! Thank you
@JudgeDillard
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I got approved for the Apartment!!! Midtown here we come!!!
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She's a real graduate!!! 40 days to graduation!!! Thank you to my brother for the AMAZING pictures!!!
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Opened my firm
Got my scales tat after wanting it for years
Bought my dream car
Met Kim Petras
EVERYONE INCLUDED; Please brag to me about a thing you did in 2023 that you’re proud of?
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Remember. It’s not international women’s day if you don’t include trans women.
If you don’t believe trans women are women. Kindly 1. Fuck off. 2. Block me.
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Opening my solo practice and doing really well with business!
BRAG ABOUT SOMETHING YOU’RE PROUD OF ACCOMPLISHING IN 2023 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
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Bullying works
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