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kyle.

@Ksause

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Is mayonnaise an instrument? 👨🏽‍🔧

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kyle.

@Ksause

1 year

What y’all doing?

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kyle.

@Ksause

6 months

The pregnant in high school jacket 🔥

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6 months

Lmfao.

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kyle.

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9 days

Moose knuckle Monday is an idea I can get behind… let’s see them meese!!

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kyle.

@Ksause

4 months

Vacation prep for your birthday

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4 months

I don’t know what’s worse, birthday prep or vacation prep .

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kyle.

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2 months

Bedroom is for sleeping and fuckin … tv has no place in there

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kyle.

@Ksause

7 months

Show a lil ass crack when I get out the car

𝐒𝐡𝐞. 🕊️🤍

@sophrosynee_

7 months

As a Man: Do you know how to reject a woman you’re no longer interested in?

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kyle.

@Ksause

9 months

If I don’t sniff you I don’t love you

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@_DestinyLanae

9 months

Do yall randomly sniff your partner?

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kyle.

@Ksause

3 years

This a Bloody Mary Stan account

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kyle.

@Ksause

7 months

Who else would they be with bro?

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@ChubbsFOH

7 months

Solo trips by yourself >>>

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kyle.

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1 year

You had to have a certain “look” about you to work at GameStop back in the day

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kyle.

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3 months

That first “I gotta wait till payday” she’s outta there

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3 months

Being her first 9-5 nigga is gonna be so tricky.

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kyle.

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8 months

This nigga peed the bed 😭

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8 months

I fell asleep with a water bottle open somehow

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kyle.

@Ksause

9 months

Hate this nigga bad

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kyle.

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2 months

@DeVineGoddess93 @TheLegz Your professor told you the bedroom is for fuckin? 😭

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kyle.

@Ksause

8 months

Those your hands? 😵‍💫

defleppardfan94

@lemonade_grrrl

8 months

men are FINISHED

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kyle.

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6 months

@ambniqua Just be glad you didn’t get the real one… you’d have a 16 yr old by now lol

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8 months

@VaniVaniity

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kyle.

@Ksause

10 months

You nasty bitch

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@ericriveracooks

10 months

binford tools is proud to present

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kyle.

@Ksause

11 months

@TheColtonShow__ Nigga “boooooo” is crazy speaking to another grown man 😭

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kyle.

@Ksause

8 years

Be staring at that crooked winged liner the whole date

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kyle.

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9 days

@AuntieKeedie 😭😭

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kyle.

@Ksause

5 years

Did you wash your legs?

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kyle.

@Ksause

4 years

Shoprite East orange would like a word

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kyle.

@Ksause

6 months

@oneandonlyAve Damn how old are they now?

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kyle.

@Ksause

8 months

It’s not a grilled cheese anymore if you add salmon… it’s a salmon melt

𝒞𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒾𝑒𝓇 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🌟

@IssaLiyah__

8 months

Salmon grilled cheese… Smash or Pass?

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kyle.

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2 years

No matter how many times I see this… still funny

No Context Dr.Umar (PARODY ACCOUNT)

@nocontextdrumar

2 years

and still I see no changes

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kyle.

@Ksause

3 years

I need y’all to stop pretending avocado is good

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kyle.

@Ksause

2 months

@TheExoticParis Fuck on the couch like an adult 🙄

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kyle.

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1 year

@LadySideshow @MissSassbox Arrested Development

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kyle.

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7 months

@xtrillvalentine It’s a lot better than I thought it would be… erased is another good starter to me

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kyle.

@Ksause

1 year

Me when they start singing happy birthday in the restaurant

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kyle.

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3 years

@vxxxva @_kerryxnn @Dyg_This Also fitting for his character since he stayed with his dying coworker instead of being there for his child’s birth

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kyle.

@Ksause

8 years

"Timmy Timmy Timmy turner"

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kyle.

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7 years

If we can’t act a fool in target together, you ain’t the one

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kyle.

@Ksause

1 year

Y’all ever try and spit in shorty mouth and it lands on her face? Funniest shit ever

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kyle.

@Ksause

6 months

Cookout just gonna be a bunch dancing ass yt ppl at this point

Weather Goddess⚡️⛈️ 👑

@Colombiana2691

6 months

I just know she is invited to all the cookouts because she ate down 🙌🏽🫶🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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kyle.

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1 year

@216doe Not to mention the people who get bit and not say shit to anyone

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kyle.

@Ksause

3 years

How I didn’t take no pics like this in Greece

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kyle.

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3 years

This guy really raffling his stimmy away 😭 .... $150 a ticket and 20 spots... he only got 6 spots left

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kyle.

@Ksause

7 months

@sophrosynee_ Yo? 😭😭😭

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kyle.

@Ksause

3 years

Treating your shorty like a bowling ball >

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kyle.

@Ksause

3 years

You cold?

the name is Jaz

@DamnJazAgain

3 years

Shivery is dead man

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kyle.

@Ksause

2 years

@SheWantsTheVic Please tell me he came back to the court like this

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kyle.

@Ksause

2 years

I need new music to listen to… send me y’all playlists

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kyle.

@Ksause

1 year

@CelMBeats 😭😭😭 “she’s right foot dominant… I noticed a limp when I just wanna rock came on”

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kyle.

@Ksause

1 year

Would’ve sent one back… now we battling

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@FlemGodd

1 year

Niggas always say “sEnD mE a vIdEo” 😂😂😂 bet

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kyle.

@Ksause

6 years

A psychopath definitely did this

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kyle.

@Ksause

11 months

Playing custom soundtracks in your games>>>

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@LoveRetroBTW

11 months

The Original Xbox CD player had the ability to rip CDs and build your own music library.

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2 months

@Loccdawggg

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kyle.

@Ksause

4 years

I’m convinced y’all be wasting food for likes cuz ain’t no way

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@_imcountry

4 years

My dad’s new girlfriend was in charge of the spaghetti. Sis really had one job.

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kyle.

@Ksause

1 year

Killed his daughter off and I still ain’t heard of the nigga

GlasxxTv

@GlasxxTv

1 year

Richmond,VA Rapper Corey Jah is going viral currently for lying about his daughters death for two years to promote his music career. “She’s alive I’m human i made a mistake.”😳

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kyle.

@Ksause

5 years

Mannnn I thought this was Lizzo

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kyle.

@Ksause

3 years

It’s officially “oh nahhhhh” outside

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kyle.

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1 year

Don’t wanna see no more blueface/chrisean news for the rest of my life

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kyle.

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5 years

I hate when people ask if I’m ok cuz imma always lie and say yea

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kyle.

@Ksause

8 years

When Kanye and cudi are beefing and you don't know which side to pick

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kyle.

@Ksause

6 years

Shorty head was too fancy and not enough nasty... she was sucking diqué

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kyle.

@Ksause

10 months

Mixed with that iced tea

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@cuteasstyy

10 months

who the fuck out here drinking chic fil a lemonade fr

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kyle.

@Ksause

9 years

Taste like pencil erasers

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@xthaaprttygrrlx

9 years

Why yall don't like candy corn? 😒

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kyle.

@Ksause

3 years

No matter where you go there’s always a shorty in that fruit by the foot ass dress cutting up

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@juggzbunni

3 years

Not me winning a twerk contest against the yts

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@Ksause

4 years

What y’all doing?

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kyle.

@Ksause

5 years

Soooo you just dumb?

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@Ksause

5 years

@DanniiNicole7 @YouTweet_iGass You mean KKKlark, NJ?

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kyle.

@Ksause

8 years

Raindrops, drop top

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kyle.

@Ksause

5 years

Red woman: What do we say to the god of death? Arya: SMD ju heardddd

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kyle.

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8 months

@NaNa_TaLi @ShezusChrist Bet she gives a mean handshake

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kyle.

@Ksause

7 years

Broke countless bones for y'all entertainment... no Jackie Chan slander shall prosper

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kyle.

@Ksause

4 years

@menaceinvelvet If I’m going back to bed it’s a dub 😭😭😭😭😭... dont tell nobody tho

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kyle.

@Ksause

2 years

Unvaccinated ppl still waiting for their “gotcha” moment

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kyle.

@Ksause

5 years

Wow so this what a healthy relationship looks like

lil bo peep

@333666_999_

5 years

MY MAN GOT HIS REAL ESTATE L’S WITH KELLER WILLIAMS WE OUTTTT

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kyle.

@Ksause

6 years

@The_Nifemi “English is 3 languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat”

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kyle.

@Ksause

6 years

Smacking shorty during sex mad risky cuz 50/50 chance you might ruin the mood

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kyle.

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8 years

Nigga not taking this breakup well at all

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kyle.

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4 years

@QTarantino_ @lewyWon @ZackBornstein Some ppl have no sense of humor... I laughed lol

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kyle.

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2 months

You gotta be careful when you asking God for shit cuz I prayed to have more time with my loved ones the next day i got laid off lol

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kyle.

@Ksause

9 months

We gotta discuss how Ruth Chris is a bottom of the barrel steakhouse

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kyle.

@Ksause

2 years

Cat owners… why?

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kyle.

@Ksause

10 months

I had it with these camel toe ass shoes

Kanika Talwar

@Kanika_Talwar

10 months

Love to see Tabi Swiper girl getting all the things! 🫶🏼

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kyle.

@Ksause

3 years

I hate to see my skinny brothers going out sad 😞

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kyle.

@Ksause

5 years

More straps than John wick

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kyle.

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8 years

When she pull down her pants and it's a lil hairy

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kyle.

@Ksause

2 years

Burna boy put his whole foot in this song

Last Last

Burna Boy · Song · 2022

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kyle.

@Ksause

2 years

😭😭😭😭😭 nahhhh this can’t be a coincidence

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@nocontextdrumar

2 years

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kyle.

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4 months

@sofcknpretty_ These are called good problems lol

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kyle.

@Ksause

1 year

For reference

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kyle.

@Ksause

5 years

This looks disgusting

FoodPorn: The Original

@FoodPorn

5 years

🚨 #FoodPorn 🚨 Truffle mac & cheese

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kyle.

@Ksause

7 years

Nah niggas gonna try and play D and I ain't wit it

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kyle.

@Ksause

3 years

I can’t take it anymore… stop texting yourselves

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@DatGirl_ICEY

3 years

Just quit my job 🙃

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kyle.

@Ksause

10 months

I tweet differently when I’m in a relationship… I gotta have some type of decorum

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@Ksause

5 months

After I smashed she went in the bathroom and had the loudest most explosive diarrhea i ever heard…

Sir Dickson

@Wizarab10

5 months

Men only! Why did you smash once and didn't want to see her again?

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kyle.

@Ksause

5 years

Cantaloupe and it’s ashy ass cousin honeydew can go

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kyle.

@Ksause

10 months

Them blue checks doing irreparable damage to the twitter community

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kyle.

@Ksause

1 year

Cooked him 😭

85 South Comedy Show

@85SouthShow

1 year

Funny Marco's hairline is disappearing

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kyle.

@Ksause

2 years

Why that baby don’t got a hat on? 😥

NYGEL

@NYGELSARTORIAL

2 years

THE FIRST LADY IS PREGNANT IN FALL 1996 CHANEL

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kyle.

@Ksause

1 year

When your home girl telling you a story and accidentally calls you “girl”

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kyle.

@Ksause

1 year

As a passenger princess (PP) you supposed to be the vibe curator, blunt roller, hand holder, google map specialist… also if I get you food feed me my fries and don’t drop any crumbs you gremlin

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kyle.

@Ksause

9 months

Texting this nigga gotta be frustrating 😭