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But isn’t this precisely the point she’s making? That’s a 9 year period where her thinking has developed. The very difference between a 31 year-old and 22 year-old.
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Going home to your girl after this is so painful. You can’t even explain to her why/how you had a great night.
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This is the direct counter for the Xabi Alonso out of the game meme.
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Me after seeing my crush in the VIP section of a Johannesburg club:
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This is why Pusha T is goated. Put a stop to all that IG trolling stuff and made him drop a statement 😭
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Jay-Z and that lady historically don’t stand for anything unless they’re the main beneficiaries or the rich white folk clap for them
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This is a Walking Afrikaaner
Made a Flying Dutchman Burger for dinner 🥹❤️ we're getting there.
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There’s absolutely no way we should be hearing socioeconomic analysis from a guy who got fired for using company resources to download porn.
[SOLID GOLD] The richest white uses Uber, black owns cars.
Sol explains why: 😁
"We are trying to buy validation & respect - which we haven't had for generations,"❤
Zakes Bantwini once explained why he would buy a BMW before a house.
Skhumba MK Party Kabza Londie Nozie RHOD
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Pep rn
🚨 Leroy Sané reportedly called Sadio Mané "Black sh*t", which provoked the Senegalese forward.
Sané regretted what he said after the clash and Mané apologised to his teammates for hitting Sané. His future at Bayern is not in doubt.
(Source:
@billmahmuud
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Look at how healthy he looks. Tlogelang lean bafanas.
Thug listening to that new Future and Metro album while waiting for the jurors to arrive 🔥 😂
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Usemncane kabi
Having sex with someone you wouldn’t wanna be seen with in public is wild
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Me to my boy after he tries to force me to apologise for calling his girl “a dumb bitch” for failing to describe “Nelson Mandela”
Do you guys hate playing 30 Seconds that much 💀?
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Hands off my Joburg queens 🤚
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Le praisa masepa lona
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Yeah. But there’ll be more love 🤍
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Also remember that Bafana is doing with a squad of all South African-born players. No other semi-finalist can say the same. 🇿🇦
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Nhlanhla Lux can go to hell
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He tried to warn us
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Nah this is a human trafficker. There’s no way.
Haibo , this person sent me a DM in 2022 but about something way different 😳
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Please get him in the studio. Promotors, please book this talent ❤️🙏🏽
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You know an “I Blew It” episode is gonna bang when everyone there has a phuza face.
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Fantasising about a Corolla is some real old nigga shit.
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Embrace tradition. Reject modernity.
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My dad sadly passed on tonight. Thank you to everyone that prayed for him ❤️🕊 . My family and I really appreciate it 🙏🏽.
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Men who approach you when you look like f2 annoy me...my dhiye????
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A funeral reel is so crazy
Supportive girlfriend Amanda Du Pont paid her last respects to her boyfriend Bafana Sindane’s family member in style.
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I have enquired about Mihlali
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Me after seeing my girlfriend fail to produce a screenshot from that broer
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SA rn:
Tyla is now the first South African artist to have a Solo Song Reach No.
#1
on the New Zealand 🇦🇺 Top 40 Chart This Century
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o bolela ka nna 👨🍳
Men who can cook 😮💨 (eseng creamy Alfredo fela)
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You guys have to stop spreading this narrative man. Nothing will happen to them. Stop portraying South Africans like savages with no self-control.
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E le nna ke zama phonesex:
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It's so cold in JOHANNESBURG, all I have his BURGEON FLORA BOUQUET, this RED WINE and unlimited KFC to keep me warm.
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“Babe why do you hate my friends?”
The friends in question:
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I GOT THE JOB! IM SO GASSSSED RN! Thank you for all the well wishes 🙏🏽❤️
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But when Nicki does it she’s a bitter grandma? I see your spirits.
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Whoever created Aviator set South African black people 50 years back.
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The quotes?
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me at my female best friend’s baby shower after we managed to convince her man that he’s the real father
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God forbid a man places a lay-by
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Rise Mzansi blew that budget to go toe to toe with UDM
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Nigeria fans were seen singing ‘Water’ by South African star Tyla after beating them in AFCON semi-finals 😂🇳🇬
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A$AP Rocky has every right to get at Drake imo. Drake’s been dissing for a while now. It’s only fair he responds.
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Tamia and Jeff Hardy have the same pose here 😂
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There was a break in at DJ Tira's Afrotainment.
All studio equipment, hard drives with unreleased Gqom songs that nobody cares about were also stolen.
We plead with the thugs to return the studio equipment but not the hard drives for they had just saved us from Gqom torture.
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Costs of Passport in SADC
1. Lesotho M130 (R130)
2. South Africa R600
3. Zimbabwe US$200 (R4000)
4. Swaziland E80 (R80)
5. Botswana P260 (R360)
6. Zambia US$14
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All Zara had to was drop a special.
All HCA had to was drop a Fon.
All Beyonce had to do was drop 2 shit songs.
You niggas stand for fuck all.
These the same niggas that said we could’ve handled apartheid better than our forefathers uno. You can’t even handle a little boycott 😭
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That Jorja, Maya and Draya house is like the 2017 Golden State Warriors
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AKA really deserves his flowers. Unmatched catalogue. He literally has it all. Rappity rap, pop songs, trap hits, classic feature verse. Unreal artist.
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Ross said Drake got nose job to make his nose smaller than his father’s nose. Im crying.
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