LOOPÉ FIASCO
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Illustrator sidelined with an ACL tear. Subsistence piñata farmer. Father of many SKUs. Spiritual leader at Dove and Light Funeral Home.
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LOOP: FLUID THOUGHTS
Apple Music:
Spotify:
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PRIME marketing: fun and quirky
MOFAYA marketing: black child this, black child that
Checkers PRIME drink, MOFAYA energy, DJ Sbu weighs in:😋
"Why must I be excited of going to buy Gucci, Louis Vitton when I've got Laduma here, MaXhosa, Bathu, Drip, Makoya Cider?"🫢
Buy local
#Nota
JMPD
#RIPAKA
Mpho
#adultingshowmax
Jacob Zuma Nigerians
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Phil Foden convincing Mason Greenwood to bring the girls over to the hotel:
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Sizwe Dhlomo just speculates about the world, no articles, just him being sure about stuff
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Nsfas is on the brink of collapse and we're talking about Galxboy
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Who knew that Coach would end his tenure at Supa Strikaz to do sit down interviews with influencers
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You guys are a gonna sarcasm (?) yourselves into DD Mabuza 2024
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He doesn't have a single song where he needs to do this
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Xhosa women get a 9-5 and immediately start loving live performances of authentically South African music
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Not only jokes, speaking in general. Someone said they enjoyed winter and was told to check their privilege
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The year is 2064, and teleportation is the main means of travelling around the world
Not in South Africa, where the taxi industry says it's bad for business
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Why must being an energy drink feel like a protest against the dom pass
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This guy was hilarious
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Roadman attire on the professional photo lmao
#NationalExecutive
| The Minister of Sport, Arts and Culture is Gayton McKenzie.
📸: Parliament of SA
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Sitting on the edge her bed and acting shy >>>
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Lecturing a final year class is crazy because most of these niggas look older than me
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Do teachers get discounts at Truworths coz wow Ginger Mary is what it is today because of the department of basic education
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Those DM screenshots cut off just before the girls' replies like it's a Kovacic comp
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Guys please be patient ThisIsPalo is changing the ANC from within
Say we are doing a bad job so we work even harder to change the space we are in. Criticize but don't question our integrity. The ANC is an organization shaped by its members. We are not unaware of the ills. We will acheive the ANC we want from within.
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Slik Talk comes out the gate hating. No theme song, no "before I continue like and subscribe", just hating
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It's the same with dating women in their 20's expect you're paying for the internship
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Zion's brain after watching porn and realising his worth 200m:
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@oldnbatweetz
@TheNBACentral
When he's on 34 points but goes 0/7 with the skyhook with the Lakers down 15 >>>
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Like, aren't you a little too young to build your whole personality around Zama Jobe?
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Yeah, every team besides the relegated ones will be back. That's how the league works
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@Inkosana_Musa
Scary times for black households.
Nsfas was the key to accessing higher education. Where are all these students gonna go?
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Cyan and Reece James going surgery for surgery at age 23 🕊
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I had always dreamt of catching a Patagonian tooth fish. So when the opportunity presented itself to go there, I grabbed it. Wrong fishing season! Shame.But I got to see the amazing glaciers! Near St Julian, Argentina.I was the chairman of AngloGoldAshanti then. Very cold place.
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Riky Rick, Shane Eagle and Sjava.
Riky and Shane had a pop up on the same day, next door to each other and I met them there.
Sjava pulled up and decided to have a cypher with a homeless guy
Who’s the nicest celebrity you’ve ever met, and how did you meet them?
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Grey hairs on Mikel, that title race vs Pep ain't easy
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When will people see that this is all part of the plan?
We plotted for 4 years and then fed you the Superbowl
Drake allegedly turned down performing at the Super Bowl Halftime Show multiple times…
Via Mal
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@ghinsthar
I've always thought this is to weed out the ones who aren't that desperate for the job
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😭😭 nah all these disclaimers, just listen to the album if you want to
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Graduating in Adidas slides and pyjama pants today. This is the future
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No ways, I'm coming out with a hosepipe
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Being on twitter since the age of 9 is crazy.
Your brain was molded by Xhosa_Goddess and them
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They gave Sarri the login details 😭😭😭
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Zwai Bala and Reason should start a campaign against suicide and call it "13 ReasonZwai"
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High school music taste:
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This tweet activated Kokoleo's bat signal
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Obafo 2027
Last World Cup was won by the Dyans. This one will be won by the Ouens
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Nah cricket is not a real sport, these guys take breaks to have full course meals
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Finding out that my girl is having a cleaning vlog beef with Cyan Boujee after a long day at work would drive me crazy
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No football means watching Kokoleo and Deezy run a pick and roll all day my timeline
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Get it oozy!✋🏾😌
i was dancing to sexy red before kendrick dropped all these songs fuck he saved me 😭😭
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National teams' entire squads, coaching staff and management staff should be from said country.
International football should be purely country vs country. No cross pollination of skills allowed
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I'm watching Supersport Blitz, and I'm hearing, "Thembinkosi Lorch is off the mark for the season!"
Bruh, there's 5 games left
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He had an opportunity to win favour with the masses and he chose matric learners.
He thinks he's Busta929
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Who called it a psychology degree and not a course for concern?
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Every 2 weeks the CIA uses Will and Jada or Da Baby to distract the black community from something.
I'll get to the bottom of this
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Slik Talk walked in with no towel or water bottle, he's treating this like it's a street fight or something
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@broztitute
@GR1FF1THSTM7
That's his son 😭? They're both guilty.
His dad said Liverpool would win the league in the 2013/14
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Real lotto players are in a queue at U-Save trying to get a better life
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They've got brownliquorbaby sounding like Steve Kompela 💔
No matter how things look on paper. The game is played on grass.
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Twitter is weird, you be scrolling and you see a think piece about relationship dynamics, followed by semi-nudes followed by a missing person post.
All of this processed 5 secs or less
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A South African beauty pageant where they value well-structured and thoughtful answers from the contestants.
Miss Essay
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Hustle_hard_305 got the answer
How do I cultivate an almost psychotic obsession to win in my future sons?
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Samurai Jack could have defeated Aku in two seasons max if he wore cozy sneakers with good grip but he chose to do it in wooden sandals
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Only one person said the word "birthday"
Men wish each other a happy birthday in such an interesting way😭
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No other language in the world fuses English in so seamlessly like isiXhosa
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I haven't seen petrol attendants PR on the timeline in a while.
The petrol price hike turned your hearts into stone
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How are you an alpha male if you SUBMIT assignments?
Read that again
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So speech therapy is not their Fort Hare?
News24 | After 4-year slog, Fort Hare speech therapy students told qualification doesn't meet HPCSA standards
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All the great work from Naledi Pandor's department and Angie's department can't comprehend sarcasm
Why is South Africa, country with an ongoing white genocide, being represented at the ICJ by whites?
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So there's a protest, a Nasty C performance at lunch and a football final today at Wits?
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How Drake is uncool but is cool remains up there with his greatest achievements
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