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This nigga's girl made a vn to him and there's a ps4 beep sound in the background. He's making us listen to the vn repeatedly and they telling him she's cheating😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Simphiwe coming in to work every day
These are the suspects in the Groblersdal R2 billion drug bust.
Two Mexican nationals, Gonzales Jorge (51) and Gutierrez Lopes (43), and local farmer Frederick Botha (67) and Simphiwe Khumalo (35).
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Here's a special challenge to you "6uhle" if you can explain the offside rule and what a try is, nigga, I'll donate R1000 to a Barb Mental Asylum of your choice. Fuck the bucket of ice
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23 year old MK supporter. Where did it all go wrong?
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Me dressed like a hobo and waiting at a random PTA petrol station so I can ask Kendrick how much a thousand dollars really cost
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They say when you buy a streetwise meal in Botswana, you have to take it to the king so he can taste it first.
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@drewapicasso_
Nah I'm dying bro, they are in the kitchen playing the sound on YouTube and comparing it with the vn😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Never ask what Maglera Doe Boy took from me in 20 March 2023
The dating game in America is crazy cause wdym James Harden took your girl
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"Small girl, big God🥺✝️"
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After re kopa list ya di bursary le di internship dah
Dfkm: Don’t fucken kill me
Wtf: What the fuck
Ffs: For fuck sakes
Bff: Be fucken for real
Idwl: I don’t wanna lie
Ngl: Not gone lie
Oomf: One of my followers
Ykb: You know ball
Ydkb: You don’t know ball
Istg: I swear to God
Lrt: Last retweet
What did I miss ???
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She was doing this to me for the first 3 months 😔
No one ever talks about how hard it is being a girls first skinny nigga
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Tomorrow a person will be a state witness and we're supposed to believe they were not complicit
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@RSASIU
@GautengHealth
Mara lona la bereka weitsi. Speaking of which, my neighbor bought a car last week and is unemployed, thoughts?
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"Guys"
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I like some of the Cyan Boujee leaks, but what the fuck does she know about motivating kids?
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He's campaigning to the poor wearing the type of watches that Future be rapping about
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When you virtue signal on the internet, you back yourself into a corner to live by those standards. When you inevitably fail, you have to realize you're exactly like those you shunned and berated
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The dumbest argument against voting for the DA is that " they will bring apartheid back". Some of you guys are actual morons
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They say when you buy a streetwise meal in Swaziland, you have to take it to the king so he can taste it first.
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He died knowing how it feels being inside of you. Who really lost here?
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Sleeky just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a degree right now!
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@Rashfordball100
@Sam_North_07
@utdcynical
Van Dijk completely changed Liverpool man. Let's be serious, before him, they were incredibly leaky in defense
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Back to back, 2x Cum Laude graduate.
Between now and the end of November, i need to submit my full honours research mini-dissertation and a full journal article whilst not neglecting the love of my life. IT IS NOT EASY
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How you standing up to me on week knees
Tryna diss bees
Honey, this ain't Disney
Plus, I got something that's gonna make the tl scary
Fake iced out fruit jewelry flooded when they chowed your cherry.
I ain’t never seen you outside when it’s windy, only when it’s full of bees
Didn’t your girl leave you back in august and jumped in a Mercedes?
Now it all makes sense why you don’t know what a woman is
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Me behind the house at 8pm while the family watches The River
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@leaningcowboy
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Yeah he's a YouTuber. Started training some time ago, massive for him
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Falafel Phil😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕💕
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You guys see stuff on tiktok and automatically believe it. No thinking or scrutinizing, just accepting
It said men only fall in love once, after that they SETTLE with whatever life gives them.
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Undergrad was crazy man, I used to lose sleep over my assignments while the girl who called the lecturer by his first name was not worried at all.
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Anti hubbly movement
A 30-year-old man in Mahikeng in the North West was recently left fighting for his life in the ICU for two weeks after being hit by a stroke associated with the complications caused by smoking hubbly bubbly.
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Pula!
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This year I:
- graduated cum laude
- Presented my paper at an academic conference
- joined a consulting startup
- currently writing my first journal paper
- volunteered to coach multiple activities and sports
- lost 3 MMA fights
- Got accepted for my Master's
- Became a father
This year I:
- graduated
- got my learners
- got the job I wanted
- got my driver's license
- got accepted into my honours
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I be looking at them stories like this, knowing she put me through hell
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Meeting with lawmakers on Monday to advocate for a ban on hubbly. Wish me luck
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These are the people we argue political opinions with on the tl
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"Yoh guys we need to vote the ANC out"
"Who are you voting for?"
"Eish, there aren't any good parties"
Well guess who's gonna be the last party standing, the fucken ANC
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Buys iPhone at a ridiculous price. Blames capitalism.
Bought an iPhone 14 at iStore last year July for 22k. Today they telling me my phone is worth R2800. Sies! Fuck Capitalism.
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This isn't even about exposing any "xenophobia". Girl was sharing some good news and you wanted to show that you have the power to ruin her life. There's no morality here
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Leicester with a £100 million training facility in the championship
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😭😭😭😭
Ja Rule thinks Drake and DJ Khaled deserve a pass, or at the least, time to properly address the ongoing Israel-Hamas war.
Full story here:
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You're a stand up citizen. You're not a street nigga. Why does it bother you?
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Man, I wish I had a fat ass
Cindy Makhathini celebrate moving into a new apartment with 6 months rent paid upfront.🔥❤
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Playing around with this idea but I think one big reason why there is a disdain for rich corrupt people in SA (aside from them being corrupt) is that they possess no real skill that warrants them having that much money.
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Kyle, shut your hoe ass up and make some jewels nigga!
I think my oomfs would be surprised, I’m really like that
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Never a problem for you, big bro
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THE SCHNOZ😭😭😭😭💕💕💕
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He has a gambling problem?😭 he OWNS stake he isn’t spending a cent
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We weren't promoting scams at 38
JUST IN: Cristiano Ronaldo has been sued for promoting Binance
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Industry plant on his way to another platinum tweet. The establishment loves him
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But let's say you vote for some other small fringe parties right? You basically have to contend with the reality that you're not voting the ANC out in at least in the next 3 election cycles. Voting out a party means voting one in, if you want immediate change, that is
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"My peers" on a study about teenagers
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My little brother can be such a cvnt man. I remember one time I had to go fetch him from crèche and he hid behind the teacher and said he didn't know me. I was bending down and telling him to come and he was legit refusing😭😭😭😭😭
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Brudda, they cannot catch me lacking while giggling about the day I just had😭😭😭😭😭😭
you text a girl you got home safe after walking her home and she asks how you got home so fast lol bitch i RAN i'm scared of night time too tf.
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No linktree in bio. Just doing it for the love of the game🙌
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When are you gonna stop referring to your daughter as your niece?
My 7 year niece knows how to use WhatsApp better me. How do you even send a video note?
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YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR SIZE
YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT
YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR JEWELS
YOU LIED ABOUR YOUR WAVES
YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR AGE
YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR EGGS
YOU LIED ABOUR YOUR RACE
YOU LIED ABOUT THOSE KIDS, FUCK A BATTLE, YOURE IN A LONGLIFE BATTLE WITH 7SHEGO
Height: 178cm/5'10
Shoe size: 8
Zodiac sign: Taurus
Tattoos: none
Piercings: 6
Favourite colour: Red
Favourite drink: water
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Tino football opinions ruining a beautiful Friday afternoon
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Me when I have to slaughter a chicken for people in KZN:
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You gotta hope they grow out of these thoughts man. Because this is terrible
sneako finally realizes he got himself in a bubble with his red pill content 🤣
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Just say you're enjoying the music
Kehlani and kaash Paige running a train on me rn 😭😭💞💞💞
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@tomorolla6000
If a girl I slept with was a loser and died, it would be my most quiet day on this app
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One day, I'm gonna work on this show. Whether it be as a writer or contributer. One day, I'll work on this show.
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That first status post after a girl saves your number is so important
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I made the mistake of once posting a John Cena comp, to which she replied if I knew wrestling was fake. It was over before it started
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"Ehh okes sorry, I'm late. Ntse ke nale threesome dah, bona mfana 🤳"
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Niggas will laugh at you for everything man. There's a fire drill going on rn and I ran out with my bag. Evidently, I'm the only one that thought it would be wise to carry valuables and now they laughing at me in front of the women, haik
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