being coworkers is such an intimate bond lowkey like we both have to deal with these man-made horrors beyond comprehension on a daily basis we kinda locked tf in
kutner and taub: THAT WOMAN WE WERE TREATING ILLEGALLY ONLINE USING YOUR NAME WAS DEFINITELY DEAD
house: that’s oomf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
one time I saw a doc RUNNING in the hospital and I was like omg what’s the emergency and they were like DIARRHEA and I was like omg who and they were like ME
imagine your liver and kidneys are failing after a week of failed treatments and when your doctors finally find the right diagnosis you wake up to see this
tip for procrastinators: if you want to get work done just get an image of your favorite character saying "can you stop fucking around". it works everytime there is so much shit I would never get done if I didn't have vash the stampede telling me to get off my fucking phone