Jonathon Momsen
@JonathonMomsen
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@LeastHesFunny_
@teacherdude
“This is a 4-5 year old story, had articles and news segments dedicated to it. I love Twitters goldfish memory.”
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If you have a vacant home and don’t want it on
@purplepingers
’ list, there are two simple options:
1. Get $30,000+ per year in rent.
2. Get hundreds of thousands of dollars, or millions, for selling it.
The fact you’re turning these down, then complaining, is actually insane.
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@AOC
US govt: *creates situation where people don’t have money for food*
Americans: *steal food*
US govt:
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@feeder_series
If you actually bothered to pay for a social media editor, they’d have told you not to post this.
If you choose to pay for one now they’d tell you to delete it.
In the meantime you get what you pay for.
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@the_transit_guy
America’s obsession with turning waterfronts into highways doesn’t even make sense from a corruption or greed standpoint - y’all are supposed to be ruthless capitalists yet you waste this prime real estate on concrete.
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@NoahGarfinkel
Right at this moment before he played it off you just know he had something lined up that would end a career and he’s just calculating who’s career it would be and if it was worth it.
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@Tebaaay
@StephenKing
So your argument against banning guns is that you might be subjected to
*checks notes*
healthcare?
1,000,000 Americans dead from Covid ~and~ kids get shot at school.
Less than 10,000 Aussies have died from Covid and we don’t have mass shootings either. 🤷♂️
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Turns out I did have “Merv Hughes having a Twitter meltdown trying to defend Morrison’s approach to the 2019 bushfires” on my 2022 bingo card so I’m off to a flyer! 😂
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@DaveMilbo
Jim: the plan’s based on our existing policies.
Tony: but you don’t have any exisiting policies.
Jim: sure we do!
Tony: like what?
Jim: well we’ve got the plan!
Tony:
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@Bianca_Stone
@AnnastaciaMP
Not being interrupted during her own press conference isn’t a “pleasantry”.
And calling the health minister’s statement a “publicity stunt” isn’t a question.
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@JoshFrydenberg
“Continue to support”? All you’ve done is hurl misinformation our way. All you’ve done is undermine our efforts at every turn. All while slashing the safety nets thousands of Victorians are relying on to put food on the table. When we needed a leader, you were just a Liberal.
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@newscomauHQ
Doctors around the world trying to cure Covid finding out from
@GregHuntMP
that Panadol will do the trick.
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@naomirwolf
@JetBlue
Airplane takeoff, the time at which 3 year olds are notoriously at their calmest.
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@JoshFrydenberg
Given your newfound concern with mental health, who from your government will resign and be prosecuted over the illegal
#robodebt
scheme that led to 2000 suicides?
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@the_transit_guy
One off big sporting events are - the stadiums that would’ve hosted this years’ World Cup in Australia are used year round, were already built and are state of the art.
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Our first win over the old Libs.
The AEC has rejected their objections.
@The_NewLiberals
are an officially registered party. 💪
#auspol
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@HaydenJOConnor
NSW will take their extra vaccines, hit 80% first, then throw a tantrum when the less vaccinated states won’t let them in for Christmas.
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The same organisation calling for Dan Andrews to resign over 400+ new daily cases is the same one supporting Trump with 1000+ daily deaths.
#newscorpse
#AuspolSoCorrupt
#BoycottMurdoch
#auspol
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@xenophondavis
@friendlyjordies
Talking a big game by taking a company with $136b in cash on their balance sheet to court…
Barilaro is about to find out how small a fish he actually is…
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When the PMO shares their homework with the class and just tells everyone to change it a bit so the teacher won’t notice.
#ThisIsNotJournalism
#AuspolSoCorrupt
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@KetanJ0
BLM: don’t murder us.
Stop the steal: let’s murder Mike Pence for allowing democracy to function.
McCormack: I can’t tell them apart?! They’re just so similar!?! 🤔🤷♂️
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@rhinosoros
Amongst the dystopian hell that this video is, by far the most American is the throwaway comment that some random mall has nearly 18 football fields worth of outdoor parking…
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@PeterOB24979769
@purplepingers
That’s okay - but if you’re turning down thousands (if not millions) of dollars for your property for no reason other than to simply prevent someone living in it, we’ll rightfully call you out on that psychotic decision.
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@landosmile
He’s been undercut by his own team at least three times already - and didn’t spend 15 laps bitching on the radio about it, just got on with the job.
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@PRGuy17
@VicGovDHHS
Why aren’t Baxendale, Credlin and their mates urgently rushing to Gladys’ press conference to ask her stupid questions and demanding a resignation??
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@BreakfastNews
@M_McCormackMP
BLM: don’t murder us.
Stop the steal: let’s murder Mike Pence for allowing democracy to function.
McCormack: I can’t tell them apart?! They’re just so similar!?! 🤔🤷♂️
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@JoshFrydenberg
I’m assuming you’ll also be reversing your planned reduction of JobSeeker, which would add to the thousands of Australians already struggling financially, especially given a third of them were in mortgage stress before your recession hit?
#auspol
#budget2020
#RaisetheRateforGood
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@missrobinson
It’s not young people that have changed, but the festivals.
Paying $600, dealing with an overbearing police presence, sleeping in storms/bushfires for 3 nights just to see a lineup that’s 75% identical to the year before isn’t what we were signing up for even just 10 years ago.
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@mattjcan
I’m reliant on Victoria’s coal powered grid.
My neighbour has solar panels and a battery.
Guess which one of us has the lights on right now? 🙄
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@CUhlmann
If we’ve misunderstood Hanson’s worldview in her two decades of life in parliament, care to explain it for us?
Unless the issue is actually that we understand exactly what her worldview is and that there’s no place for it to be platformed in public.
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@rochdalescouser
@naomicfisher
Attendance isn’t an exam to be graded. Having 100% attendance does worse than teach children nothing: it teaches them to turn up no matter what impact it might have on themselves and the people around them. It’s seppo bullshit designed to churn out good little productive workers.
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@suddenoutbreak
@Nic_Spit
@paytmitch
Municipal dunces accidentally re-invent the public library all the time. It might be called a “resilience centre”, but they’ll come back.
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@the_transit_guy
And Adelaide Oval, a world class stadium with basically zero surface parking 👀
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@yeahrightgirlhg
How is paying a mortgage any more responsibility than paying rent? 😂
Having done both - the mortgage is far easier to deal with
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@do_not_test_me
Not as weird as the pizza place that wouldn’t let us split a pizza. Like dude, it literally breaks into smaller pieces - that’s the point 😅
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@theheraldsun
HS: Dictator Dan must be stopped!
NSW Man: I’ll stop him!
HS: omg how did this happen?!
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@GladysB
Or you could get rid of the delta strain in the meantime while we wait months to get vaccinated - it’s not an either/or choice. Your framing of it as such suggests that these preventable deaths are just collateral damage in your plan and shows a horrid disrespect for human life.
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@NotJustCorey
@purplepingers
1. Having a car is not a human right, shelter is.
2. Nobody takes the house away. It’s still there if the owner wants it. Squatting isn’t theft.
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@TheAniXTheory
@do_not_test_me
We tried to order one pizza between the two of us, we were told we need to order two or they wouldn’t take the order 😅 so we left
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@JoeHockey
So courageous he hid in a castle on the other side of the world instead of facing his victims at the Royal Commission… 🙄
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@abcnews
19% of a shilling and a sixpence vs 5% of todays house prices 🙄
Literally nobody cares what people like her have to say as it is completely irrelevant to anyone trying to buy a house today.
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@RonniSalt
If he’s that bothered, why hasn’t he been so vocal on
#robodebt
? Why hasn’t he provided additional funding to mental health in schools, hospitals and general practice? Why hasn’t he expanded Medicare’s mediocre psychology coverage? In short, he’s not that bothered.
#auspol
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@vanOnselenP
This mess is what y’all have been demanding for two years - celebrate!
In the war between healthcare and LNP ideaology, you won - don’t complain about the prize now you’ve got it.
#MurdochRoyalCommission
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@TomCBallard
@sydney_festival
I’m so confused. Why does Sydney Featuval need money from Israel anyway?? How bizarre.
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@Adam_Creighton
When it’s built… 🙄
Prices are rising right now because the price of coal is going up. SA isn’t reliant on coal to the extent QLD is, or NSW. They’re fine.
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Nothing will happen to curb DV while the Australian media continue to focus on men’s public-facing character and their careers while ignoring the atrocities they commit. Australia’s news organisations are complicit in govt’s inaction.
#endviolenceagainstwomen
#CampHill
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@JoshFrydenberg
Why would your electorate office be an exposure site? The lockdown rules at the moment state that people should be working from home if they can. Businesses have been doing it securely for 18 months - why weren’t you protecting your staff?
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@JSA_10384
@purplepingers
Care to explain to the class how homeowners having these options, in addition to living in the house, is communism?
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@AlboMP
Wrapping up national reconciliation week with a tribute to a coloniser who’s yet to do any reconciling is certainly a choice 😳
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@friendlyjordies
MSM: here’s what an MP did. How good is it?!
FJ: This is corruption. MSM are complicit in it.
MSM: omg we already reported on that. Look - you’re using our articles!
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@JasonFalinskiMP
@NickMcKim
You didn’t respond to our other messages.
Petitions, marches, strikes, reports, campaigns, letters, advocacy. Years of it, just ignored.
When you listen, people will stop looking for ways to be heard.
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@DontMessWMurphy
@smoffymoth
@AZGOP
Hahaha it’s 100% recognisable, it’s Reagan’s wet dream: a preventable pandemic killing hundreds of thousands, shafting poors in favour of corporate profits, a celebrity president who can’t string a sentence together. He just needs to call Melania “Mommy” and we’re back in 1984 😂
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@Zalika_R
@abcmelbourne
Does that include an apology from the Victorian Liberal Party on behalf of Jeff Kennett for getting rid of the one we already had?
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@Paul_Karp
“This guy has no idea how many jobs I’m neglecting!” wasn’t the angle I was expecting from him.
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@yeahrightgirlhg
And it’s cute you think rent doesn’t just get higher and higher every year no matter what - while mortgage payments go down when rates fall…
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The Liberal Party once again showing they don’t understand:
1. Compassion
2. Their job
3. How government funding actually works
#GoFundYourself
Scotty.
#auspol
#auspolsocorrupt
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@TimWilsonMP
@BaysideCouncil
So only people rich enough to buy billboards get advertising while grass roots movements get shafted? Cool and normal stuff for our democracy Tim.
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@BMDD10
@AntonyGreenElec
A couple of prominent accounts on here have been spreading misinformation about Morrison being able to delay the election due to Covid.
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@MrOlmos
They just let him put his hand on his side arm and then reach into his pocket, without shooting him 13 times... wow, it can be done!
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@LOVECRAFTLPRD
@LeadenDoll
Do you think subways are just naturally occurring and people chose to build cities on top of them???
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@MFWitches
2. Liu simply because of the margin. A nationwide swing against the Libs puts her most at risk.
1. I don’t want Morrison to lose his seat. I want to watch him grumble on the back bench in opposition, then face ICAC as a sitting MP.
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@pablovinales
@SBSNews
Scotty banging on about “official channels” and tying refugees up in bureaucracy while Afghans are trying to hold on to plane wings to flee the Taliban shows he has no idea how to respond to a humanitarian crisis.
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@NeelaJan
@drvyom
I can’t understand the witch-hunters wanting one specific person to be “the person who came up with the idea”. They’ve obviously never been involved in any kind of urgent, large scale, multi-stakeholder decision making. This isn’t just one person’s whim everybody just bowed to.
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@overingtonc
Every single sentence of this is either blatantly false, misleading or in no way proven to be true. How do you have the courage to get up and go to work every morning when you’re this consistently wrong all the time? It has to take a toll??
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@xenophondavis
@friendlyjordies
Oh, that’s USD too. So, what, like, $190b AUD?
Enough to just buy Commonwealth Bank… with cash.
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@LyleShelton
@Qantas
You can’t slag unions and then complain when a shrunken, contracted out, casualised workforce is unable to perform the duties they once used to.
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@AngusTaylorMP
@AlboMP
Only
@AngusTaylorMP
could turn leaving vulnerable families reliant on charity to have Christmas presents under the tree into a failure of the opposition.
Your government could fix this overnight, but poverty is your policy.
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@KirstenDiprose
They’ll even scoff at a private school if it’s west of the Red Rooster line. There’s layers of elitism built on top of their classism. It’s exhausting 😂
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@BrettMasonNews
@ScottMorrisonMP
“I was appalled, and it is disgraceful and not on.” - Scott Morrison talking about gifting $12,000 worth of watches.
“I’m not here to offer a running commentary.” - Scott Morrison talking about an armed insurrection and attempted coup d’état of one of our allies.
#auspol
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@MWhitbourn
When you don’t want people to think you’re a rapist but you accidentally get an online portal set up so people can access all of the evidence that might suggest you are.
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@bkjabour
Because they’re adults and can face the consequences of their actions. Dismissing their heinous disregard for human life by calling them “teens” is only enabling these dangerous people to continue their disgusting behaviour.
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@Ben_Wisden
Zak Crawley has played the same number of Tests as Usman Khawaja in this series, and has lost twice as many as him.
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@WendellPierce
@jimmykimmel
I do know that. I also know the thousands of dollars in rent people owe will be just as insurmountable in April as it is now, unless more than what is proposed by the Dems gets done. People need real, urgent, significant action, not just a delay and $1400. It’s not enough.
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@AOC
Americans: we want $1200 but they won’t pass the bill.
Rest of the world: per month or per fortnight?
Americans: $1200. Just $1200.
Rest of the world: 😟
Americans: also, what’s a fortnight?
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@VoteLewko
This you?
There is a sickness in our midst demonstrated by the people on Twitter celebrating the Ben Roberts-Smith matter. They need him to be guilty. They wanted him to fail and by extension our nation to fail. That should terrify any decent Australian.
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@darkswordsmantv
@AOC
Yeah nah, US Govt. This isn’t a particularly new issue, and one that Dems (as a party) aren’t in a rush to solve either. They’ll throw in a bandaid fix to keep the wolves from the door and to get 4 more years. Nothing to solve the systemic issues that led to this point though.
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@the_transit_guy
Concert ended 11:00pm - walk up to Richmond and on a train by 11:17pm. A short drive from the station (buses don’t run that late out our way) and home at 11:57pm. 👌
Meanwhile the yanks are still trying to get out of the parking lot.
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