💀DeathMetalViking💀
@DeathMetalV
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hot takes and sausage
1060 W Addison St, Chicago, IL
Joined July 2012
Unborn babies are "Sacred" but elementary school children are "collateral damage" for the 2nd amendment.
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Big day for sex offenders.
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God wanted Donald Trump to live so he can lose to a black woman.
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Literally all she did was ask Christians to be "Christian"
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Just a friendly reminder that on November 5th, 2020 gas was $1.80 a gallon and interest rates were 2.75%.
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"Terrorism" if it's a CEO, but "unfixable" if it's school children.
BREAKING: Grand jury indicts Luigi Mangione, the suspect in the UnitedHealthcare CEO killing, on a charge of murder as an act of terrorism.
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Republican: Mexicans are killers and thieves!. Republican: Haitians are eating cats!. Republican: Kids don't deserve free school lunch!. Republican: Democrats eat babies!. Republican: Puerto Rico is garbage!. Democrat: You're garbage. Republican: Whoa. why are you so divisive?.
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A billionaire buying his way into government so he can remain rich is exactly why we need to tax the absolute fuck out of them.
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There should be a law that if the child of an antivaxxer dies from something a vaccination would have prevented, they'd be charged with manslaughter.
UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell says he won’t be vaccinating his kid & wants to homeschool him so he doesn’t end up gay and communist
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Here's a Republican stealing a lectern from the Capitol when Donald Trump lost.
There is only one party that loots and destroys businesses when they're mad about something. Literally only one party has ever done this. And it's not Republicans.
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In all my adult years, I've come to realize that Conservativism is basically just half lack of empathy and half corporate boot licking.
Matt Walsh: “Taking a sick day as an adult should be pretty embarrassing for you”
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That's crazy. So again. not a drag queen?.
Footage of police in Florida arresting former Red Sox pitcher Austin Maddox, after he attempted to meet an underage girl
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Suddenly they don't like people taking pictures with guns and wearing shirts with guns on them.
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An attempt was made
Y’all ever killed someone? This is a safe place.
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I hope she sues. I hope she sues so much that Megyn Kelly has to change her name to the correct spelling of Megan and dies penniless.
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A lot of Florida Republicans are going to need socialism this weekend.
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If Trump can be prosecuted, so can Obama.
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Look for my new book, "Harry Potter and the Captured Screens"
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Libs of TikTok predictably silent.
Police raid Andrew Tate's home in Romania as new allegations emerge involving minors
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Why didn't they just give him a bulletproof backpack like they suggested for school children?
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So he lied
'A miracle.' James Woods posts on X that his house survived Los Angeles wildfires
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Ukrainians telling a Russian Warship to go F*** themselves is braver than any trucker crying about the vaccine.
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I live in Florida. Those aren't Democrats calling her those names.
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You know who never tells women they should shut up and just make babies?. Bears.
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Weird. I was able to finish high school because I never murdered anyone under the guise of self defense.
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Ya'll lost your inbred minds when Michelle Obama tried to get kids to eat veggies.
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Instead of a runoff they should make Warnock and Walker have a spelling bee.
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I'm honestly starting to suspect the Republicans are only salty they lost because they DID CHEAT and are just mad it wasn't effective.
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I just think it's crazy not ONE OF THOSE COPS said "F*** IT" and went in there to save those kids.
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Fun Fact: there has not been a mass shooting involving a gay person going into a straight club and killing people for not being gay.
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I'm a man. I'm attracted to women. I'm not bothered if you're a man attracted to men. I'm not bothered if you're a woman attracted to women. I'm not bothered if you're trans. I'm not bothered because I'm happy where I'm at with my life and everyone deserves that right.
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Ted Nugent was 30 years old when he adopted a 17 year old just so he could date her. A guy who wrote a song called "Jailbait" should never discuss the well being of children.
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It'll never cease to amaze me a guy who lives in a country club convinced people who live in mobile homes he was relatable.
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Mark my words, these accounts are going to spend most of 2024 doing the craziest mental gymnastics on why it's OK prominent conservatives are on that list.
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"JOE BIDEN IS WHY I CANT BUY GROCERIES" says dudes who drive $50k trucks that get 4mpg.
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This quote from a man who went to the aid of the shooting victims in Texas should be the next CPAC slogan.
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I've been saying the same thing about Christianity for years.
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White people are the reason kids need bulletproof backpacks in schools.
Black people are the reason you can’t bring backpacks in stores.
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The people who hate participation awards keep attending rallies for the guy who lost the election.
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"Raise your children to be white, not black." Is literally what he's saying.
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Trump's PAC has collected $75 million from donors for ballot review but has put $0 towards it. 81,268,924 Americans saw that coming.
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I love how Hollywood always portrays detectives as some kind of bad ass critical thinkers when in reality most aren't even mentally qualified to operate a fast food chain.
Police in California psychologically tortured an innocent man for 17 hours to try and extract a false confession out of him for the murder of his father who was alive and missing the whole time. Officers even threatened to kill his dog. The city of Fontana will pay him $900,000.
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Feminist? . This is Republicans when black people walk across their lawn
Why are feminists so angry?.
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Hey folks. Been sick for a while and found out today I have Covid19. They're hopeful I'll pull through but it's kicking my ass. Stay safe friends. -DMV
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Can anyone tell me why a woman worth $800,000,000 is trying so hard for a job that pays only $174,000 a year? #ExtremistKelly.
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If you think a government enforcing a vaccine on you is oppressive imagine a government forcing a religion on you.
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Republicans are supporting Cubans who are fighting communism for a living wage, healthcare, and basic human rights while at the same time telling Americans a living wage, healthcare, and human rights are "Communism".
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Candace Owens being sued for $20 Million and by a Republican is the best part of waking up.
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CPAC is basically Comic-Con for old racist white dudes.
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Russia blocked Twitter. Republicans just lost 85% of their social media following.
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I guess ending world hunger or saving the environment will never be as sexy as shooting dick shaped rockets into almost space.
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Al Franken should not have resigned. That's the tweet.
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Ted Nugent has vowed that if Green Day doesn't apologize for their "MAGA idiot" lyric he will call off the next seven gas station appearances he has planned.
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So why didn't he think about his kid before doing something stupid?
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This is going to be the most corrupt administration ever, Holy fuck.
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The only way Bill Barr resigning and Trump losing today could be the ultimate orgasmic experience is if Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett also resign and Rudy Giuliani falls into a open manhole cover never to be heard from again.
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Republicans suddenly don't like the idea of people showing up unannounced with a gun.
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They don't want kids subjected to sexuality in school when they get plenty of it at political gatherings.
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Fun Fact: Iron Maiden front man Bruce Dickinson flies it himself.
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Texas: we're the most backwards state in America!. Florida: hold my possum jerky. .
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Kid Rock is the musical equivalent of a cigarette soaking in a urinal.
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Dinesh D'Souza probably on his way to Brazil to make a documentary called 2000 Capybaras.
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Remember when they asked Brett Kavanaugh about Critical Race Theory? Or Amy Coney Barrett? They didn't? Wonder white that is?.
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Hey Folks. ICU update day 1. First off thanks for all the love. I've been poked and prodded so much. I have two IVs going. I'm on so many pills. I'm either sleeping or getting test. Oxygen has to stay on. Can barely hold my own phone up. -DMV
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Meghan McCain is leaving The View to continue her lifes work of demanding to speak with the manager.
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@elonmusk N-word: ✅.Antisemitism: ✅.Misogyny: ✅.Misinformation: ✅.General Bigotry: ✅.Pretend To Be Elon Musk: ❌❌❌❌❌.
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@TheProblem @AppleTVPlus "You don't have enough or its not enough for you" should be said to any Republican who argues about scientific data.
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People crying about Dr. Fauci finacials records never GAF about Donald Trump disclosing his tax returns.
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I'm still married, and my children talk to me. Me: 1. Elon Musk: 0.
@DeathMetalV “I haven’t accomplished anything meaningful with my life and due to my self-loathing, I want to punish those who have”.
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Ted Cruz received $311,151 from the gun lobby. A box of Summers Eve is $2.48 at Wal-Mart. Thus Ted Cruz is the most expensive Douche in America.
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Guys who hate women online wondering why women want to be single and childless.
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"Covid is now political" says people who made Covid political.
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The people who cry about CRT think everyone in The Bible is white.
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This Guy said women should strive to look like Melania Trump while he looks like SNLs Pat. Classic.
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Tim Allen likes Trump for the fact he pisses people off. I could get behind logic like that if it weren't for the fact his buffoonery led to the deaths of half a million people and counting. Hilarious.
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White Privilege is a 75 year old alleged billionaire sueing social media companies because he violated their rules.
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Donald Trump is literally like the spaghetti stain left in Tupperware at this point. It won't go away.
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The true war on Christmas is students being shot and killed in school weeks before Christmas in a country that loves guns more than kids.
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Wishing Donald J Trump a Happy Presidents Day is like wishing Ted Bundy a Happy Valentines Day.
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My favorite part about the Superbowl this year is Charlie Kirk getting sexually frustrated at the halftime show.
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Libertarians are trending and I just want to remind everyone they're just Republicans who want to smoke weed and not go to church.
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