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Eve 2 weeks ago: wow @ israel extremely rude of you not to pay me, a professional storyteller, to tell your story
Eve, day 2 in israel: so here i am at the spot where we friendly fired a civilian,
This is the house of Yotam Haim, a hostage in Gaza, accidentally killed by the IDF. One of the only remaining things in this house is a poster of the band
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@Damonalbarn
- and I wondered standing here in his bedroom in Kibbutz Kfar Aza what it would take for Damon or
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@HeyThatsMyLeg
I think we just picture graphic tees as a lot newer phenomenon and because he's not in like overalls or a sailor suit he's not what our brain expects for "kid in the 50s"
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Expel the fucking ambassador and sanction the country that just killed an australian citizen
PM Albanese has named Zomi Frankcom as the Australian aid worker killed in Gaza by an Israeli strike - says the Aus government is calling in Israel's ambassador
PM: "We want full accountability for this, this is a tragedy that should never have occurred"
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@business
They could have taken 10 minutes to settle on a figure and it would still be twice as long as elon spent planning the rebrand
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Ok well the way things are headed, can you just give us a heads up when the body count is high enough for it to be a fair comparison
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@cgpgrey
This is ugly as hell lol. California has one of the greatest flags on earth. Vexillologists get another hobby
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This girl thought an exam question was about her two years ago and she’s going to somehow end up a prominent political figure for the rest of our lives
Freya Leach (Liberals) tearing down pro-Palestine posters on Eastern Avenue. So much for speaking freely.
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@probablyalissa
“Laziness isn’t real you’re just stressed and overstimulated bc of late stage capitalism~~~” feels so much more steeped in capitalist grindset ideology than just calling someone lazy
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My name’s henry parkes and i’m here to say
We should standardise rail gauges in a major way
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@thomas_violence
They had some ok "background noise in a coffee shop circa 2012" pop rock early on but they really obviously made a choice after an album or two that the video part was way more important than the song part
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@zascmo
His joke works *infinitely* better than the meme. He isn’t clarifying that it’s the same epstein, he’s insisting that it isn’t
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@thomas_violence
0-100 is the only scale that ever makes sense. Especially when dealing with a unit named "degrees"
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The last time anybody was typing out “arj barker” on a phone this much they had to press 2777502227775533777
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@offbeatorbit
Feels a whole new level of insane seeing everyone go "welp, it could happen to any of us!!" like it wasn't a) extremely obvious and b) fifty thousand united states dollars
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Imagine doing such a provocative stunt as wearing a keffiyeh on stage
Singer-songwriter and comedian Tim Minchin has used a concert in Canberra to voice support for the Jewish community:
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These people cut funding to UNRWA in a millisecond based on obvious lies, but they still have to equivocate and dance around the confirmed death of a citizen
Australia condemns the strike that killed Australian aid worker Lalzawmi ‘Zomi’ Frankcom and her colleagues in Gaza.
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@jrschlosberg
Were you, like, dared to try and be as wrong as possible in 280 characters, or
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@JulieSzego
@LeeHatherell
Human shields serve no purpose against an enemy demonstrably willing to bomb hospitals, ambulances, refugee camps. Regular people aren't dying in gaza because hamas is using them as shields, it's because israel sees them as acceptable targets
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@allahliker
Fallout is about clapping when you see a vault jumpsuit, and then later on clapping when you see power armor
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For decades people thought the lord of the rings books were unfilmable. But then peter jackson came up with an idea: using cameras
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@thomas_violence
They had to invent vaping to undo all the damage cigarettes caused by looking cool
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@nise_yoshimi
So disturbing to read about the virtual monopoly those evangelical groups have on social support for northern defectors. Insanely predatory stuff
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Biggest gap between how smart a person thinks they are and how stupid they actually look is when an american learns “america bad” and just reflexively self flagellates instead of developing a coherent worldview
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@zuza_real
Those onion comics are already parodies. What is the point of parodying that style
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@jesawyer
At least in the hays code era movies still got horny, they just had to be clever about hiding it and winking at it. Now every movie star is a perfectly smooth sexless ken doll
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@bobjcarr
You all have such clear precise memories of the CPRS vote but then weirdly forget the better, actually effective policy that your party negotiated with the greens a year later
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@allen_hunter
@drjennings
Enforcement exists entirely in the imagination of the people opposed to it. “15 minute city” was invented as a snappy shorthand to say “more stuff close to where more people live”, nobody has ever actually proposed “jail if you go 16 minutes away”
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@jacktrial_
@evilvillain1231
Dunno if there are any gas chambers in gaza but israel is flattening entire city blocks so that oughta sort them out if there are 👍👍
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@AlboMP
@salvos
@JessRowe
@natalie_barr
My man you are literally in charge of the government, you should be helping people with food, accommodation and services before they ever need charity
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28 years ago, almost to the week, I arrived in the Canberra press gallery. I am deeply grateful to so many people for the opportunities I've had and for the generosity that has been extended to me by mentors, colleagues and readers.
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If we have to hear about the same guy trying not to age once a week could they at least pick a guy where it’s working
I’m 45, a billionaire, obsessed with staying young — and hard to date
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This is like the polar opposite of the worst person you know made a good point pic. Guy you theoretically agree with is being a massive asshole about it
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Remember two years ago when israel flattened the AP offices in gaza and the AP still reported on it neutrally
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[literally days after massive controversy over AI-generated taylor swift pornography] good news guys, it does video now
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SVB failing is something to joke about because working people suffering is *the default*. The economy operating at peak performance is still a death by a thousand cuts to the people at the bottom
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There is materialist history and there is conspiratorial flattening to fit square pegs in round holes. They don’t want gaza for its resources, they want an ethnonationalist conquest of their holy land
Gaza has gas. Sudan has gold. Congo has cobalt. Haiti has limestone. Afghanistan has copper. West Papua has crude oil. Every nation suffering from some form of genocide or intense suffering is attractive in the eyes of the western imperial machine of consumer capitalism.
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This just went for $3 million in burwood
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@CarineKnapen
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"He bought twitter to do [thing]" there is a long public paper trail showing his offer to buy was a bluff that the previous owners called in order to maximise shareholder return; he then spent months trying to back out. He does not have a plan bc he *did not want* to buy twitter
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John mulaney john john mulaney you’re my butterfly sugar baby
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@IllyBocean
Spaceballs feels like it was written in real time as Brooks first watched Star Wars. Basically every joke is like a first draft
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As someone who had a cringe tim minchin phase at 18-19 and isn’t just another “always thought he sucked” edgelord: god he fuckin sucks
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Ok ok we'll stop calling it genocide. Israel just wants to create some "living space" in the occupied territories. Is there a way to translate that into german that would be palatable
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@crystalandqueue
@SarahisCensored
You know there are like 190something other countries in the world, right
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If I had carefully crafted a progressive atheist skeptic persona over the years I would simply not sell that out in defense of a fascist theocratic ethnostate, and I definitely wouldn't do it in a way that recalls my performance as fucking ***judas***
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@thomas_violence
If if wasn't for the videos being the whole point you could close your eyes and practically see the silhouette ipod ad their music was designed in a lab to play over
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@nickschadegg
It’s so funny to be this performatively patriotic and yet call the flag “australia day merchandise”
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Didn’t one of these apps work out a way to make messages unscreenshottable? That technology should be public domain like the smallpox vaccine
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"International law must be upheld" ok, well, it isn't, what now
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@salems__thot
Why do I have to pay 2024 dollars for a degree I got in the 2010s. Straight up charging interest would be more honest than indexation
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Massive win for the left: one of the most evil people of the last century dies after living for six hundred years and getting basically everything he wanted the entirr time
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Saw this pic and felt a blinding flash as I pictured the ABC news chyron "Freya Leach, MP for Bennelong"
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See, when people smugly go “why don’t they teach us useful stuff in school” this is what I think of. I have very clear memories of learning about marginal tax rates and yet people think earning $1 over your bracket means you suddenly pay thousands more
I was reminded today that a huge portion of this country doesn’t understand how marginal tax brackets work
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@JulianHillMP
Yeah mate we know why you said it we just think it sucks that your party has an insanely low bar to clear for being the lesser of two evils and you are cheering on the prospect of the bar getting even lower
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Being a serial womaniser on aus twitter is so funny man there’s like max 3 degrees of separation from everyone in the country that ever looks at this app
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@allahliker
He’s gotta have by far the worst hitrate of even his supporters going “uhh actually they have a point” out of all this kind of guy. Elon reply guys would rather die than disagree with him
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@FoldableHuman
Feels like there have already been like half a dozen "no seriously, it's over, there isn't even a next step it's just over" points and yet they keep finding a new angle to dig from
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Utah's new flag should have gotten the vexillology subreddit banned
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You can say you want full accountability but we are going to get at best "whoopsy daisy" and at worst "they were secretly hamas and deserved it" and you are going to do nothing either way
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Hbomb and todd in the shadows dunking on the same asshole in the same day
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@dannolan
Am I mistaken or is the logic of whole language learning essentially "how to read, step 1: already know how to read"
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Chris hemsworth: g'day fellas
Americans: wow, he has crafted some sort of bizarre fantasy dialect to immerse himself in this role
Looks good. Obviously excited about the goofy voice Hemsworth is doing. That’s what movies are about
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It is so ideologically rotten that these AI cunts are forcing upon the rest of us the complete automation of creativity and spontaneity instead of automating mundane necessary work that gives everyone more time to be creative and spontaneous
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Thousands of people have already lost jobs in the last few months as tech jobs started tossing off ballast to prevent this part happening
the svb collapse isn't something to joke about. tons of startups bank with svb and now won't have access to their money. employees at those companies could lose their jobs, not get paid. it's not about the vcs or the "rich" -- it's about the people who *indirectly* rely on svb.
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Could you not say exactly this, word for word, in defence of apartheid south africa
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@AntiFashAK
Ok,if they go that route then they quickly lose control of their own country via birthrates and the ballot box. Can you see why they might not be too enthusiastic about what to them looks like conquest via democracy? You may see this as morally right,but their reticence is human.
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@steinkobbe
I like how AIs are usually pretty good at rendering elon because they clearly get so much practice from his freak fans
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You would have been calling for the chaser’s public execution after the make a wish thing
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Wow. Between this and the pic of him inside the restaurant, I’m starting to understand why it’s called that
Paul Giamatti outside In-N-Out with his Golden Globe.
See the full winners list:
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@spaceliberal
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@BeijingPalmer
The vietnamese declaration of independence starts by directly quoting the american one
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@deemadigan
@REuclideanMe
@wheelreinvent
I'm not a lobbyist I simply used our extensive experience in government and policy issues to reach the political decision makers
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"Everyone has a DUI because" lemme just stop you there
this is a very specific leftist subgenre where the person's individual fuckups are justified away by a at-best-sketchy social excuse
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Why do I need to keep seeing these charts? I already think everyone responsible should be beheaded on live television
Not to be alarmist but…this is what’s called a six-sigma event, now unfolding in Antarctica.
Otherwise known as a once-in-7.5-million-year event.
Hang onto your hats.
HT
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“Children conceived when the mother didn’t orgasm have no souls” is my new answer for that “what’s your political stance” thread the other day
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@steinkobbe
The pfizer shots are simultaneously worthless and capable of single-handedly ruining a football career
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@GaddyReal
@batshit_auspol
Barnaby joyce (former national party leader/deputy prime minister) who already has a reputation for hitting the sauce was filmed literally falling over drunk and calling someone a cunt on the phone
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@buzzfeedjenny
What kind of curriculum is still teaching how to spell words one at a time in the 8th grade
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70% of australian media is fluff interviews with investors, property developers, bosses and small business owners about how tough they have it and somehow every single one shows that they drown puppies for sexual pleasure in the first google result
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@ShepardComrade
@SimonMcGlynn4
@pawgtism
If they were so heavy handed you wouldn’t have had to find out they exist from a tweet
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@TheKouk
Me and gina rinehart have an average net worth of $15 billion, things are going great
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[communistly] it’s good when one family runs a country for 70 years
no one mad at this could name a single specific North Korean policy that they object to
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