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So a journalist from The Australian just called me, peppering me with questions about this album cover from my band’s 2019 demo, for a piece in tomorrow’s paper.
So uh, sad at the state of our media, but happy someone’s obviously been listening to
@SeriousDangerAU
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For everyone who's been urging the Government to send the army to Lismore, don't worry - they've arrived, and they're busily taking PR photos and video amidst the destruction while exhausted locals clean up around them. Thank you to our Prime Minister and the troops! Salute!
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journalist: guys the housing crisis is really bad. you guys seriously, we have to do something :(
housing advocates, economists, greens: we should build public housing and cap rents
journalist: its so sad, no one has any solutions. here's a real estate agent on how bad it is
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Alright, who leaked the federal election platform to Clive
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Sorry I’m late but making consent appear difficult, confusing and incredibly uncool is a calculated move to discredit movements against sexual violence and help rapists claim they couldn’t possibly understand it
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Another important court decision to build Australia’s legal precedent regarding appropriate use of the word cunt
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Grace Tame quite explicitly denouncing the yaass queen idolatry of her as a woman standing up to bad men and pointing instead to the structural rot throughout politics and society is both extremely cool and embarrassing for us all
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Good morning to everyone who understands that voting Greens helps kick out the Libs
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happy anniversary to my campaign manager nervously texting me to say my sign had been vandalised and then sending me this photo
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All the reporting on this has kinda buried the lead so I just need you all to be aware:
Qld Police accessed covid check in data last week after a cop
MISPLACED THEIR GUN AND TASER
AT A PUB
ON ORIGIN NIGHT
and then they FOUND THE GUN AFTER A MORE THOROUGH LOOK THE NEXT DAY
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The details of the religious discrimination bill have been varying levels of heinous over time but one thing has remained true: 0% of it is necessary and 100% of it is shameful culture war politics
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Don’t be fooled or dispirited by this, fellow Labor voters. Look a bit closer. Albo deliberately included a hidden message for us, his loyal supporters, in this image - a “W” for Woke. He’s just doing this to kick out the Libs and then he will stop adani. Trust the plan 💪
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Hey just wondering (again) why the fuck it's illegal in Queensland for sex workers to
- work together
- employ a receptionist
- text another sex worker after a job to let them know you're safe
- use a driver another sex worker uses
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it’s the 21st of December and I’d like to remind everyone that How to Make Gravy is first & foremost a song about being in jail and incarcerated people are one of the most marginalised, invisible & stigmatised cohorts in the country
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(BBC voice) In Australian culture, the people herald the coming of an election in an unusual way. The Breaking of the Egg, performed by a random citizen upon the head of a politician, excites the populous, the wet embryo of possibility whetting the public appetite for change…
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jobseekers: hey I'm literally starving myself and i can't afford rent
journalist: lmao k
business owner: i'm offering ppl the oPporTUNity to make lots of money for me, with wages too low to survive on, and some of them have refused
journalist: omg what no :( nooooo it cant beeee
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after realising I've paid $6000 on my hecs debt since graduating and the balance has only gone down by $3000 i am moving wipe student debt up on my internal list of greens majority government demands
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“Renters already have too much power” cool so why is my mum too afraid to follow up with her landlord about the fact that her water tested positive for e-coli contamination and she’s had to boil it for weeks after her and all the other tenants started getting sick
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damn for a second i thought that said three years' probation
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“Dear” journalists
The Queensland Greens are not a teal standin. We are a grassroots party fighting for progressive economic reform and climate justice.
We’ve been growing for years, you just ignored us. Don’t make the same mistake with your hot takes now.
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The High Court has said we can’t ban political donations because it would impinge on our implied right to free political communication - but now says that right doesn’t protect employees who criticise gov’t. So political expression with cash is better protected than words?
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Are we really just gonna buy that Newscorp has suddenly discovered climate change and wants to spread the word out of the goodness of their hearts?
Or are we gonna take this as a lesson in the inevitable coopting & control of climate messaging by capital for its own interests?
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Me watching my friend explain our order to the waiter so i don’t have to
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taking money away from people and then saying you need it to protect them from trying to kill each other bc of poverty is truly astonishing peak capitalism
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Hi :) this is a reminder that the term "emotional labour" was coined with regard to the unrecognised work of managing emotions performed largely by women in the wage labour relationship... not for you to characterise all attempts to communicate or seek support as problematic
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Middle aged white men love saying “you’re really passionate about things aren’t you” as though it’s an insult
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I ran against Laming last election. One of the few things I remember him saying to me, as we stood outside a polling booth, was: “your hair’s looking a bit frizzy isn’t it”.
It felt like a relatively benign yet bizarre, gendered attempt to throw me off & make me uncomfortable.
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nationalise, and I cannot stress this enough, e v e r y t h i ng
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I don't know how to tweet about renting anymore because it just feels incredibly absurd to repeatedly observe that the right to make money is not commensurate with the right to safe housing
but anyway
the right to make money is not commensurate with the right to safe housing
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Holding your ground as a sexual assault survivor and refusing to provide useful PR material and a warm smile to a misogynistic man leading a misogynistic government is *checks notes in my big idiot notepad* childish actually
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Thank god that Woolworths guy is gone! I’m sure the next supermarket chain CEO will be much better
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The Optus hackers are really like omg I’m sorry about last night lol i was out of it, that was so random of me
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Good to see the courier finally confronting the realities of white invasion ahead of 26 January
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I recently uploaded a Tinder profile for 2 weeks in Brisbane.
Total matches: 17!
I messaged every match.
14 of them did not even message me back.
Sitting at home alone and unloved must be pretty appealing!!!!
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Charging my fetus 70% of its weekly income and threatening to kick it out for hanging a picture on the wall of my uterus
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nothing to see here folks, just Labor announcing it’s approved new thermal coal mining at 3:30pm on a Friday with no media contact
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The fact that ABC commentators are likening Greens MPs to Tony Abbott and Donald Trump in 2 separate 'analyses' right now really exposes how centrist brainrot works. Incapable of grasping the material reality people face, because politics is just rhetoric and imagery to 'unpack'
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Adani: come over
Labor: babe i can’t I’m busy criminalising protesters
Adani: I’ve got colonising for us to do
Labor:
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Arguably the most radical politician in the country,
@jonathan_sri
, is winning the Gabba w a +15% swing and almost 50% first prefs. No one can continue arguing with any credibility that radical politics do not work - especially not using Qld as your ”ignorant North” stereotype.
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Not sure how Lambie going in to bat for a billionaire mining magnate fits with her working class maverick shtick but it’s essentially Australian Politician 101 and I’m bored
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Let me repeat this for those up the back. YES the PM goes to Hillsong. NO he does not go to Hillsong. YES he has personal faith-based and relational interests in Hillsong. NO he does not have any interest in Hillsong. Questions? No? Thanks!!
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Everyone who is a member of the Greens must run as a candidate at least once, so they can get a professional photo of themselves against a backdrop of blurry vegetation, to use as their display pic forever signalling that they were once someone important
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[Labor strategist voice] You out of touch, inner city dentist-loving fools. The working class HATE having teeth, they are a nomadly people who desire no home of their own, and they love it when (checks notes) their family dies of cancer??
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You, an inner city idiot: it is raining
Me, a genius who loves our farmers: mmm........ we need it though
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always remember that bosses who say they 'can't afford' to raise wages in line with inflation have almost certainly been increasing their *own* pay because of inflation
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Doctors will just straight up google your symptoms right in front of you hey
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Talking too my friend Anthony (his last name is Albanese and he is from the Labor party he looks like me in this video)
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Abolish police & prisons but also lock up whichever cunt started those picnic businesses that “reserve” space for their clients so only rich people can afford to sit in a nice place in a PUBLIC PARK
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Can y’all explain why you’re mad at the AOC dress? Is this like interpreting feminism as a movement for the abolition of men rather than the equalisation of their privilege? Cause I regret to inform you that “tax the rich” is a statement still consistent with rich people existing
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The most telling part of this is how Labor sees contesting elections as simply an attack on an opponent, rather than a campaign for a certain vision and platform. Maybe something to think about
Every moment spent campaigning against progressive Labor women MPs makes it easier for Scott Morrison to remain Prime Minister.
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Qld Labor just extended the evictions ban for commercial but not residential tenancies
They literally just admitted it's more important to them that businesses can keep making money than it is that people aren't made homeless in a fucking pandemic and recession
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cool, a cop recruitment ad targeting teenage school-leavers with access to firearms as the primary selling point 🙂 what could go wrong
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I am once again asking ppl to stop replying to tweets about racism/bigotry with simply “Queensland 🙄🙄”
Yea Qld’s racist. This whole country’s political and economic structure is racist. Stop relying on the convenient “irredeemable deep north” trope to obscure the problem.
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DID YOU KNOW it’s perfectly legal to stay in Brisbane and not move to Sydney or Melbourne ever?? No one can stop you from simply staying in the most beautiful and COVID resistant city on earth forever
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Prisoners in Australia can’t vote (if serving sentence of 3+ years) and have no access to Medicare
Indigenous people also happen to be 15x more likely to be imprisoned
Anyway nothing to see here
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Hi, this is because rich boomers charge millennials half their weekly income for them to sit perfectly still, wrapped in sterile plastic, in a home they’ll never own, then they claim it all as a tax deduction and sell the story to some shit magazine
Millennial dads have pathetic DIY skills compared to baby boomers
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Labor defining “affordable housing” as “at market rates” has ruined me
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Compare the pair: Labor’s how to vote cards in Brisbane vs Dawson
Pretty insulting that they’ll seek to align themselves with Palmer & Katter in regional Qld where they think progressive voters won’t see it. Talk about not learning lessons from 2019 lol
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@JElliotMP
Hey Justine you’re the reason people like my mum have to choose between food, healthcare or paying the exorbitant rents in your electorate so maybe you should just shut the fuck up and enjoy your last days as an MP getting handsomely paid on top of your property investment income
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bunch of people quitting at once until their boss is forced to do the same........ interesting
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Posted a selfie hoping for a flame react or two and instead i get this monstrosity in the group chat
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my fave landlord threat is when they say that if we improve renters rights they'll stop investing and there won't be a private rental market anymore..... like nooo babe pls dont go haha stoppp 😛 come back 🥺i would hate it if we totally decommodified & nationalised all housing😜
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Building more prisons means you have a plan for more crime, not less. How is this a winning political strategy?
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Tonight as most of us go to sleep safe in our warm beds, across this country there are children as young as 10 years old in prisons and police watch houses - around 70% of them Indigenous. If that doesn’t make you sick I don’t know what to tell you
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I just realised Labor & the Libs are those identical twins who get really annoyed when you can't tell the difference between them based on a freckle or something
& their closest friends are like ugh how can you not tell them apart it's so easy while the rest of us are like o...k
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Ok new rule Australian politicians can keep their lifelong pension in exchange for shutting the fuck up immediately upon retirement and never ever writing a book, tweet or media statement again
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he was a greens
she was a Labor
can i make it any more obvious
he wanted $80 a day
she said no way
what more can i say
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For those who don’t realise, trans people just got a bunch of new Greens MPs elected.
It is no exaggeration to say that trans people have been crucial to the recent growth and success of the Qld Greens.
What have the Vic transphobes done for us recently? Don’t need you cheers
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landlords will go from philanthropist housing provider to absolutely foaming at the mouth guarding their gems when you suggest they ensure their rentals meet basic safety and amenity standards
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Today I learned that people in prison have no access to Medicare….. lol what the fuck
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Smiling as i lean over to my “gentleman drawer”, containing one record by post-punk band The Cure, which I hand over to my ”guest” so that they may explain it to me like I’m 8
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Governments will be like “we’re innovating new building solutions to address the housing crisis” and show you a public private partnership to rent 24 of these at market rate
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I know international men’s day is just a punchline for some, but having lost multiple male friends to suicide & seeing how the patriarchy tears my friends apart on a regular basis, just wanna reiterate that the gender binary fucks 90% of us over, including men. Love to you all 🤷🏻♀️
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