Komedian. Touring GOOD POINT WELL MADE to UK/Europe in 2024. My special IT IS I out now on
@800pgm
. Co-host
@SeriousDangerAU
: a podcast about the
@Greens
.
Stop complaining ABC your job is easy just make great content with no money that everybody loves but that doesn’t compete with commercial media and fearlessly hold to account the people in government who control your budgets and don’t think you should exist
After listening to the calls to boycott the
@Sydney_Festival
over its decision to accept funding from and partner with the Embassy of Israel, I have decided to withdraw from my scheduled performance at the Festival's Gala Comedy Night, in solidarity.
If you put needles in strawberries, you are scaring children and YOU ARE A GRUB.
If you keep children on a prison island and make them want to kill themselves, you get a trophy.
The pile on against Margaret Court is a national disgrace & against all we cherish & celebrate in this country including free speech, freedom of religious values. Honouring high achievement at this time is important. Cancelling history is not the right path. Learning from it is.
Imagine thinking you deserve credit for taking children out of a torture camp that you proudly funded and defended for years and after previously spending shitloads of money on court cases fighting the removal of children from that same torture camp no thanks into the bin
Prime Minister Scott Morrison on
#AustraliaDay
: "It's all about acknowledging how far we've come. When those 12 ships turned up in Sydney, all those years ago, it wasn't a particularly flash day for the people on those vessels either."
There should be a sixth
#QueerEye
guy who comes in at the end of every episode and says "You're unhappy because of capitalism and moisturiser isn't going to fix that. Gurl."
#Insiders
would rather talk at length about whether the PM and the GG have fucking decaf than even mention the climate crisis/poverty/workers' rights/the
@Greens
/ anything else that might actually affect people's lives
Australia has serious problems when it comes to structural racism, rampant climate denial and a brutal ruling class hellbent on crushing the collective power of ordinary people
"Nothing breaks my heart more than when families fall apart," said the man who just announced that people on welfare during a recession will get less money.
Everyone who’s arguing that the
@Greens
should just wave through Labor’s 43% reduction target has to explain why the
@climatecouncil
’s targets (75% by 2030, Net Zero by 2035) should be ignored, please and thank you
#auspol
2021 has been a dogshit year in many ways, but it’s also the year I discovered that this photo of me exists.
Swings and roundabouts.
Merry Christmas everyone xx
The only way this country will get better is if we force every kid who wanted to study humanities onto a building site, demand they slice their own berets in half with a circular saw and tell them to STOP crying and get to work building an investment property for a surgeon
Yes because letting landlords squeeze renters as much as they like and drowning young people in student debt is evidence-supported, ideology-free and has no real-world consequences
Green’s push for a rent freeze is just like its calls for free higher education: defies the evidence, ideology driven, and without concern for real-world consequences.
Really great to see the nation's leaders talk at length about whether or not tens of thousands of people should have gone to a protest that's already happened rather than describe literally anything they're going to do to stop the thing they were protesting about
The suggestion that a man who oversaw the imprisonment of Muslim children in torture camps would ever consider capitalising on anti-Muslim sentiment is an ugly and repugnant lie.
I respectfully ask that
@sydney_festival
review its decision and return the funding in question, and I call on other artists to consider joining this boycott, too.
Children should not be at the
#ClimateStrike
they should be in SCHOOL, LEARNING about the ancient primitive societies they will be recreating in the post-apocalyptic heat death hellworld
On higher wages, I trust the party of WorkChoices, penalty rate cuts and record low wage growth. On home ownership, I trust the party of negative gearing and the CGT discount that's lead by a guy who worked at the Property Council. I shall now set fire to my super. I am smart.
that time piers morgan had on someone he thought would be an easy target to berate live on air but instead hilariously got his ass handed to him and was exposed for the fragile man-child he is. "you look like honey-glazed gammon" lmao
It has also been revealed ABC chairman Justin Milne was furious about a
@Tonightly
sketch, and adamant
@TomCBallard
should immediately apologise on-air. The ABC's internal complaints unit and Acma cleared the
#Tonightly
sketch
This Government’s unprecedented $270 billion investment in
#defence
capability over the next decade will equip
#YourADF
to help ensure peace, stability and prosperity in our region.
@DeptDefence
Why did Labor not support the LNP’s ICAC legislation as a start, even though it was dogshit and bad and counterproductive? Why did they let the perfect be the enemy of the good???
The first episode of
@tonightly
went to air a year ago today.
We went on to make 160 episodes, fix every social and political issue through the power of satire, get cancelled and break the ABC. Good times.
The hypocritical, juvenile, racist boycott of Syd Fest by
@TomCBallard
& other effete pretenders over a Jewish donation reveals their true agenda. Chinese Commie Party sponsorship via China Southern Airlines was fine for 7 yrs. Human rights atrocity is ok for some to do clearly
Other recipients of the honour of the Companion in the General Division of the Order of Australia (AC) include Karen from Bunnings, George Pell and the novel coronavirus congrats to all
Working Aussies are forking out three hours of their weekly wage to fund the nation’s welfare bill.
The average taxpayer hands over $83 a week to prop up welfare recipients.
Hey guys want to invade Iraq?
“FUCK YEAH LET’S DO IT BOOM BOOM LET’S GO *WOLF HOWL*!!!”
Now can we go to Syria to rescue innocent Australian children?
“No that would be scary.”
Radical marxists have taken over our institutions and will seek to tear down the very fabric of Australia so that it may be rebuilt in their faux utopian vision.
#Marxists
Broadcasters led by prime-time ABC stars who rail against Islamophobia are using tax-payer-funded airtime to shamelessly ridicule, mock and openly question the faith and religious convictions of
@ScottMorrisonMP
. Via
@MatthewBenns
&
@danilemess
No matter how bleak things get in Melbourne - no matter how long or intense the lockdown - just know that we will ALWAYS find the time and strength to hang shit on Sydney’s lockout laws
Tuning in to Channel 9 to see a 60 Minutes expose on alleged corruption by the Housing Minister but having to sit through the Block finale (feat. millionaires buying multiple properties with a $3.4m reserve) is peak Australia
If religious schools expel kids for being gay those kids won't be able to learn and so they won't be able to get good jobs and so they won't earn much money and so they won't pay taxes and so there won't be enough money to fund religious schools.