I made home-made pesto and the ingredients cost about £800 and it’s not even that great so my life hack today is go to Lidl and just buy a jar for a quid and don’t be a twat like me.
Literally everything you’re watching on telly at the moment is made by the self employed. If you think we’re just frivolous artists who need only £4K a year, try switching off the TV for 3 days and then get back to me. Also the books you’re reading and the games you’re playing.
My dad just died and nobody’s awake. I feel very grown up in the rankest possible way. But he made me especially resilient and I am truly grateful, for that and everything. Fare Forward. The sun shines in Alicante.
Send Liz Truss and the rest of them to the actual tower for this. Amongst many wrongs, the company is owned by the Horlick family via a holding company registered in a tax haven. FFS Consequences?
@DavidLammy
how do we get rid of this corruption?
We girls were not allowed to play football at school. I’m not ancient, this was the eighties. Recent. We weren’t even allowed to wear trousers ffs. And so my face is wet at this win, with joy and also for all the Lionesses that never were.
#itscominghome
#Lionesses
@jasmin_penny
@lisadubbels
@aidachavez
I use a lovely Chanel foundation and my lippy is called RED WITH FURY by IT WASN’T MY FAULT YOU TURNED INTO A RAPIST YOU SPAM FACE.
And some twat just tweeted ‘but is it a skill?’ Writers, actors, directors, musicians, camera operators, sound engineers, editors, builders, designers, the list is endless.
Have just organised a very basic funeral that could feed a refugee for one year and I am disgusted and want to literally vomit. I want to take my dad to the woods and have a big fire and cast spells and sing a song and fuck these people who profit from death.
I saw my nice green jacket in the charity shop and regretted giving it away so I bought it back. Anyway, now I have two, because it actually wasn’t my jacket after all and I had never given it away.
#ffs
@baconplasma
@aamer_rahman
Wtf? Being spat on is assault, and hideous, and clearly this woman is full of hate. Why don't you wind your neck in baconplasma.
I tried to phone my dad. His number’s disconnected. I was surprised at how much this broke my heart. Also, I apologise for over-sharing. It gets right on some people’s tits, but hey, what the fuck.
People saying they will STOP buying
@YorkshireTea
because they support
#BlackLivesMatter
HOW FUCKED UP ARE THOSE PEOPLE??? To boycott a company for NOT being racist? So basically they’re saying they are proactively racist. It doesn’t get much lower than that.
The Emmler Sinti family deported to
#Auschwitz
.
From the left: Wally (b. 1936), Elisabeth (b. 1917), Ali (b. 1938) and Oscar (b. 1935)
Ali Emmler perished in the camp on 24 November 1943.
Our
#podcsat
tells about the fate of Sini & Roma in Auschwitz:
@EnoneeMoose
@girlziplocked
This is why I believe our governments, filled now with people who were born with immense privilege and have never had to struggle financially, should be run by the women/men who raised kids single handedly on a budget of literally next to nothing.
I didn't understand the Brexit vote until
@StevenFrance4
picked me up in his van in Sunderland.
One of my most emotional moments of the whole campaign.
I know so many women, myself included, who would love even a tiny bit of power in our industry and would not abuse anyone. And since most of us have been asked to get our kit off at some point we would never ask this of someone in an audition. Jesus wept.
#meToo
There was a boy at my school in the year above who got battered or heckled pretty much every day on his way to school. He had a flouncy scarf and was completely bravely out and I was in awe of his bravery and still am. I think of him a lot and hope he survived + is happy.
#Pride
In other less dark and sinister non-political news, here’s an arty leafy pic of my daughter. She has no idea how insanely beautiful she is. Photo shared with her kind permission.
I’ve just accidentally sent my builder a self tape via Airdrop for a commercial which is just 40 seconds of me smiling ‘empathetically’ like a twat and now I either have to move house or move house, basically today. I can never see him again. I am COVERED IN SHAME.
My dad would have been 85 today. I would so love to drag his wounded, spent body right back to earth and make him eat cake and drink a latte with me. It’s his birthday whether I bring him back to life or not. I miss him every day.
My beautiful mum would have been 82 today. I never knew her old and she only knew me as a girl, but it was enough to create a story in my head that I could live with. I’ve no idea how she would have coped with lockdown, or being a grandma, or anything, I just know I loved her.
@zeroable
@AgeofSmut
@BBCWorld
I agree, all of the above, I just think the headline is not in any way representative of the interview. I expect that from buzzfeed, not BBC
#JacquelinePearce
rocked up to the studio in an amazing velvet gown. Wow, I said. ‘Darling it’s a dressing gown!’ She said. ‘And there’s a nightie underneath so I can just roll back into bed.’ SO much to love there. Rest up Jacqueline you gorgeous creature.
@doodlerun
Oh wonderful. My mum made a bad moussaka once and we flung it over the garden wall into the compost and the next door neighbour’s dog DIED. Coincidence???
When I was at college Ken Branagh was doing Hamlet at the rep and it was sold out. I tried to buy a ticket off a school child but no joy so I went back the next night dressed all in black like stage management and with 5 mins to go before the show I called ‘beginners please -
@ChihuahuaCheech
@LauraLoomer
@realDonaldTrump
@Tinder
I’m sure you could find another heartless racist who condones incarcerating children and shagging teenagers. Maybe start your own little group where you can all wear your stupid hats and rage against kindness together.
@Halfpennytweets
I am livid on your behalf and for all the girls, and also for the boys who might fancy a bit of cooking. They should all be doing both.
I’m going to sit in my car today outside my house and pretend I’m stuck in traffic and that’s why I can’t get home to cook the eleven thousandth meal of the week.
@_roryturnbull
Hello, I’m a woman in a movie so I’m naked with fewer lines than my boyfriend, a genius, who is 43 years older than me and not naked, thankfully.
I’m missing my daughter so much I’ve become fully Edwardian and embroidered myself a dress. It was not particularly enjoyable and I’m a bit shit at it but here it is.
#slowfashion
LeaveEU’s Andy Wigmore - currently at his ski chalet in Switzerland - announces he’s got into the COVID-19 testing business. And has been approved by the UK govt.
It’s
#DoctorWhoDay
so happy anniversary and here’s a pic of me and the one and only Number 4,
#TomBaker
in which I play it really cool around him so he can’t see how much I adore him. Photo by
@TobyHadoke
BEGINNERS’ and slipped into the auditorium and stood at the back, my heart beating out of my chest. Nobody found me out. It was the most WONDERFUL show and Sophie Thompson the best Ophelia. This is how much I love Theatre and my heart breaks for its absence.
#SaveOurTheatres
My beautiful dad. Derek. It’s the anniversary of the day he died, but really every day is an anniversary. I try to conjure him every single day. Still. The absolute loss is a shock. I feel very privileged that he was mine. He was so fabulously weird and wonderful.
Sixteen years ago you’d have found me in a central london hospital howling at the moon, when this little beauty was born. She grew into the most wonderful human. Happy birthday
@mabelpartridge1
@Femi_Sorry
The fact that you checked she was ok has made my eyes wet, which is a sad state really, since it’s basic decency, but given the state of the country at the moment it feels heroic. X
@matthaig1
I saw a guy posting
#bekind
the other day who’d sent me a DM a couple of years ago suggesting I go and hang myself. I wondered if he even remembered. I can’t forget it unfortunately.
Happy birthday Tom! Working with Tom over the last ten years has been an actual joy and a privilege. A wonderful actor and a wonderful human,
#HappyBirthdayTomBaker
My dad died a year ago today - to this moment. I miss him every day - the landline now silent, redundant, loudly absent. The loss is absolute. I held his hand as he went and cried salt into his palm. 50,000 daughters had no such privilege. I count my blessings, truly.
You see a woman being assaulted. You do nothing. It lasts for six years and then you see her home in a taxi. She does not thank you and you go on twitter and call her ungrateful. You’re a twat. She’s a hero.
#WelcomeHomeNazanin