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Kelsie Carpenter

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Flying Meteorologist with the @53rdWRS USAFR Hurricane Hunters. Proud Alum of @JMU #Dukes and @msstate #HailState . Husband, dad, DC sports fan. #ReadyAF

Ocean Springs, MS
Joined June 2020
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@Steven_Lambie @SethMacFarlane Oh cool. Problem solved then. Ole Steve never got sick so we’re all just overreacting. To hell what the 600k that died (general deaths were way up this year compared to previous years). Label them all heart attacks if you want, but you better get your heart checked, ole Stevo.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@john_keim But...the whole point of a vaccine isn't to treat...it's to....and the "facts" are all public...oh nevermind.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
This is an important step in imposing fascism. Dumb down the people. Education: bad. Patriotism: good. Anything else is “evil.” Words matter. Pay attention.
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
2 years
Imagine telling your own kids, “You know what kids? Seeking every single bit of education and gaining more knowledge after you’re 16 when you can legally drop out of school isn’t a superpower — it’s a flaw. How dare you seek more knowledge. Time waster.”
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4 years
@JillianKettley @ErinElmore @adamboultonSKY Haha if by "owned" you mean embarrassed her country, yep. She owned him really, really well.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@B1ackSchefter Let's be honest. We all know the real reason this guy is so angry is because he's about to go drive his mom's car back to her house because she needs it for work in the morning and if he's late she locks the outside entrance to the basement where he dwells.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@KevinBoilard @RapSheet @whoisjwright Except they don't want that, Kevin. Or am I missing the large masses of Native Americans begging to be used as mascots? We should instead focus on making sure their communities suffer less from poverty, crime, and substance abuse. They don't need/care about pro sports.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@pauldewan @RexChapman Not in the state in which she lives, bud.
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Kelsie Carpenter
1 year
Teal 72 about to take off!
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Jeremy DeHart
1 year
Throwing everything but the kitchen sink at #Idalia w/10 missions planned over the next ~30 hrs (graphic c/o @MikeAdcockWx ). Just in time as convection is exploding tonight. I'll be w/TEAL 71 Mon night. 3-hourly fixes begin Tue am…should = near continuous coverage thru landfall.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
Wow. #Ida will be remembered with Katrina and Camille. Also, don’t expect to see #Ida ever again. She will be retired for sure.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@ProFootballTalk Yep. My dad died way too young from cancer. 59. I was 25. My wedding was seven days later and he wasn’t there. Never met my kids. Never saw me achieve the career I’m so proud of. So much we didn’t get to do together. Miss him everyday. Cheers, fellas.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
So glad he got some help. John Wall seems like a really good dude and he was fun to watch. Best of luck to him!
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
2 years
“I was THIS close to taking my life.” -Joh Wall @JohnWall
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@jemelehill Something tells me Kwame Brown isn't really a GoT kinda guy.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@notthesnowman @KirkHerbstreit You’re ignoring the fact that Corral also had the chance to IMPROVE his draft stock if he lit it up. He could have vaulted himself into the top 3 for a QB-needy team. There’s always a risk. That’s life, man.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@Acyn One paper from seven years ago. Dynamite research there, Sean.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@ChuckModi1 He literally did that twice. He kept using Scottie's words and Scottie wouldn't answer the question. Unclutch your pearls.
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Kelsie Carpenter
4 years
Happy (almost) Halloween! (Week old Emily Clare Carpenter) #Halloween2020 #GoodNewsFriday
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@NFL @RapSheet If you're not a fan of the WFT or haven't been following this situation, you don't know what you're talking about. His comeback was great. But he would have cost $24 mil this season. That would make zero business sense. Best of luck to him.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@greg_price11 He could never, EVER be a military pilot. Wouldn’t make it through the training and would be washed out among the first.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@granthpaulsen They act like JD didn’t have any say in the matter. He chose where he wanted to go. Simple as that. Get over it.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@BMOTT12 @MNewhouse73 @richeisen KT literally turned his body sideways towards the blocker. That’s not the blocker’s fault.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@NFL @DanHanzus @Buccaneers @Chiefs @BuffaloBills The WFT had an almost universally-considered great draft and they drop 5 spots? Sure, Dan.
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Kelsie Carpenter
11 months
@ClayTravis Haha ok man. I’ve had 40 years to get used to my name. (Named after my WW2 vet grandfather btw). And 22 years of service myself. Not bragging about anything, Clay. Just think it’s silly to call someone weak for a personal choice you disagree with.
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Kelsie Carpenter
1 year
@danorlovsky7 @minakimes Haha that’s the movie you chose to reference? Not 28 Days Later, Batman Begins, Peaky Blinders? Oh Dan.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@JFeinsteinBooks @JPFinlayNBCS What are you doing, John? Pretty sure JP is using “we” to describe viewers of a football game. That’s it.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@SInow @dpshow This...is not a good look for Scottie.
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3 years
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@AnthonyLines13 @AlbertBreer Hate to break it to you, pal, but it doesn't sound like you're fluent in your primary language.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@NickVeronica The player should take the best deal for them. That’s it. Stop crying.
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Kelsie Carpenter
11 months
@kevinsheehanDC Why do we have to complain about everything?
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Kelsie Carpenter
9 months
@Tiller56 There’s no point at putting Cosmi at LT. We already know he can’t play RT, much less LT. He’s proven to be a decent guard. Leave him there and let him develop.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@jmac___19 @bsp_13 More players need to speak out about this. I get media obligations, but they shouldn’t be hounded like this. It’s unprofessional and I wouldn’t say another meaningful word to them for the rest of the season.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@PFF_College @BuiltBySaban I always feel like football (and basketball) coaches look like giant toddlers when they're kicking and screaming on the side lines.
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Kelsie Carpenter
4 years
@SarahSpain I haven’t written a poem since middle school, I’m pretty sure. But the other day, out of nowhere, I wrote this as a note on my phone: A leaf falls, but the tree remains One of many which the tree regains Think not that the leaf is gone But like time itself, it moves on
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@RexChapman I love how the guy says “someone with a guilty conscience is putting both hands up.” Probably because they pointed guns at him and told him to put his hands up, dummy. A lot of good it did for him anyway.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@GrindFaceTV Haha that’s so funny that they were being racist with the fake Asian accent and doing karate moves. Hilarious.
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Kelsie Carpenter
10 months
@BurgundyBlog Ah, so it’s a 7 year plan now? 10?
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Kelsie Carpenter
9 months
@granthpaulsen Haha what else would it be? A dude with a jet pack and a camera?
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@mattdizwhitlock @ddale8 You got schooled, pal. You can't hang with Dale in this arena.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@skyferrori Good lord this is awful
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@RpsAgainstTrump No. He’s just an asshole who wants votes. But he’s not clueless. Trump is a narcissist who cares about nothing but money and praise, and has no idea how diplomacy or running a nation truly works. He’s loyal to no one and cannot be controlled. Ron is a slimy politician.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@janiak1285 @NickVeronica JD wanted to stay in DC and as soon as he got a marching offer, he pivoted. Simple.
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Kelsie Carpenter
4 years
Notice the hard left we had to take to find the center. Well east and south of where originally thought.
@TropicalTidbits
Dr. Levi Cowan
4 years
Early indications from recon are that #TD8 's circulation remains broad, with a min pressure of ~1009mb and no tight wind max yet. The surface low may also be slightly offset from the mid-level center. This indicates that TD8 is not poised for significant strengthening for now.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@JennaLaineESPN Good luck getting decent answers to questions in the future. Players won’t like this interaction. Why would anyone want to be geniune with you going forward? I know I wouldn’t.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@spann Based on the latest aircraft data, it appears to have already weakened to a TS. It’s just moving too darn fast. Decoupling.
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Kelsie Carpenter
9 months
@PFTCommenter Jesus. Grow the hell up you 200lb toddler.
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Kelsie Carpenter
11 months
@ExposingClay He’s like a cross between Skip Bayless and Candace Owens. He’s a professional troll only interested in clicks which lines his pockets. That’s all he cares about. He’s not a journalist. He’s not a lawyer. He’s Alex Jones with a smaller audience. Small elsewhere, I’m sure.
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Kelsie Carpenter
11 months
@WashProbs “We’re taking the silver line tonight.”
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Kelsie Carpenter
10 months
@TaeNToddPodcast I’m certainly over it. Why wait until the end of the season? They show up unprepared week after week.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@Johnny_Isoo @KevinBoilard @RapSheet @whoisjwright You're missing a word. And that's part of my point. They're not asking to be "honored" by a professional sports team. They're trying to survive and thrive. But there have been dozens of lawsuits filed by actual Native Americans since the 60s. It definitely mattered to them.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@CardPurchaser ⁩ I can’t seem to find this card anywhere on Twitter or eBay. I doubt it’s because it rare. Is it just because no one cares about it? Lol
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Kelsie Carpenter
4 years
#HurricaneHanna packed quite the punch today. Lots and lots of rain is going to fall in south Texas and Mexico.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@wfteamjordan The problem is the Delta variant is literally 1,000 times more contagious than last year's strain. I hope a lot more get vaccinated.
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Kelsie Carpenter
4 years
@sportsguyshow82 @ProFootballTalk Where you're drafted has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not you had the best rookie season. Chinn has been impressive but this award is will not be and should not be close.
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Kelsie Carpenter
1 year
@grindfacetv Trash. He’ll be in prison soon.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
Hey card Twitter world, what do you think about this? Not only is this NOT Jarrett Patterson (it’s Samis Reyes), but I got two of them. Does that mean I should assume every one of these cards is incorrect and I didn’t get lucky? ⁦ @CardPurchaser ⁩ ⁦ @Hobby_Connect
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Kelsie Carpenter
1 year
#Idalia looking mean this morning. Big question today is does she rapidly intensify or does she level off as she moves north? I fear it’s the former. I hope folks in Florida are preparing appropriately. I’ll be flying overnight in what will likely be the landfall mission.
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Kelsie Carpenter
4 years
Interesting (and long) flight into #ISAIAS today. WSW shear is definitely doing a number on it but is still sporting some pretty strong convection in the NE quad. Hopefully that shear keeps most of the weather off the FLA/GA/SC coast. #HurricaneHunters
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@atrupar Man, they should laminate that list of talking points and hand them out at rallies. It'll make it so much easier for a lot of folks to effectively communicate their idiocy.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@NickVeronica Poor baby.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@Ray_Awaken @bomani_jones Joe Burrow got beat out by Dwayne Haskins at OSU. I think we already know who the better pro is.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@CardPurchaser little lunch rip of 2021 Chrome Platinum Anniversary. /100 red Aaron Judge and /70 Gary Carter.
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Kelsie Carpenter
1 year
@94yne @LFletcher59 Well done, brother.
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Kelsie Carpenter
4 years
Any time the National Hurricane Center uses the phrase “unsurvivable storm surge,” folks in those areas need to pay attention. #HurricaneLaura #Laura #HurricaneHunters
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@Bulls_Jay @RexChapman “And I’m still sitting in this seat standing.” What an incredibly idiotic smart person.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@TheRealSK10 @notthesnowman @KirkHerbstreit It’s not a bad take. I think both are true. I’m not saying a good bowl game can propel someone way up the draft. But particularly at QB, a super productive game on the National stage against a really good team could move a QB from the late teens to the top 10 for desperate tms
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@CNNPolitics This message was sent via her dial-up AOL account. She would have called and delivered the message that way but it was after 9pm and those minutes would have cost money.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@iCyclone Fun fact: the boat scene at the end of the movie? Actually filmed in St. Croix, USVI.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@SarahSpain Owen Carpenter! (He hurt his finger and we asked him to show us which one)
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3 years
@pauldewan @RexChapman Well it certainly seems to be the position of the leaders in Texas, and Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, etc.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@MCook_12 @Tiller56 I like Logan but absolutely is not a top 10 TE. He caught a lot of balls because his QBs thew short a lot. He’s not dynamic. He’d be a great second TE on a really good team. Pairing him with Ertz for a year or two would be good too.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@MNewhouse73 @richeisen Yes. If anything, his response to the block was unusual.
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Kelsie Carpenter
4 years
@PFF_Washington The correct answer is best player available at 19, or if there’s a player you love higher than that, trade up to get him. Trust your scouts.
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Kelsie Carpenter
4 years
Happy Veteran’s Day to all those that served and those that are still serving! #AirForce #VeteransDay2020 #HurricaneHunters (Pick from 2012 when I was still an enlisted weather forecaster.
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Kelsie Carpenter
4 years
Really cool video of breaking out of the eyewall and into the eye. Definitely the coolest part of the job. Although we’re usually too busy to truly enjoy it. #HurricaneHunters #HurricaneEpsilon
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Hurricane Hunters
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@ODonnellFox13 What you’re saying is technically true, but I’d imagine there are better ways to go about it. The good ones don’t have to get that aggressive. Good luck getting good info in the future. Other players aren’t going to appreciate how you treated him.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@FanDuel Arenas was fun to watch for a couple years but Elvin Hayes is the 🐐 in franchise history
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@fillorkill @B1ackSchefter Nothing is real in pro wrestling, including this.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@CardPurchaser in line at Walmart with groceries while the wife put the little ones down. Hopped over to the wrecked card aisle and the only thing left was a tossed-aside Pro-Set box. Lucky me didn’t get the usual OL or backup LB auto. Picked up a Matt Corral and a Malachi Moore.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@JennaLaineESPN Anxiously awaiting your apology tweet so you can save your job there, Jen.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@WillBrinson @JPFinlayNBCS Kind of a weak take. They acknowledged they screwed up and are at least trying to be better it seems. Can’t undo the past.
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Kelsie Carpenter
10 months
@NBCS49ers @CodyShook_ He’s still going to take 3 out of every 4 downs off.
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Kelsie Carpenter
1 year
@victoriza19 @grindfacetv_ Well it’s against policy in all military branches so yeah.
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Kelsie Carpenter
4 years
@wfteamtoday @Ethan_Cadeaux Could they not go over the cap by signing who they want before June and then cut him to get back under? Is there a due date to be cap compliant?
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Kelsie Carpenter
4 years
@PFF_Washington Change the 2nd to a 3rd and you've got a deal.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@SuperTexans @KevinBoilard @RapSheet @whoisjwright Dozens of lawsuits were filed by Native Americans since the 1960s. It doesn't have to be large numbers to warrant a change.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@granthpaulsen Yeah I’ve never understood that nickname. He’s as conservative and boring as head coaches come.
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Kelsie Carpenter
1 year
@bwb_sports @BleacherReport Well he averaged over 20 with Steph and Clay so yeah, I’ll think he’ll do okay as the primary scorer in DC. Might average 30.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@SonofSeptember @SarahSpain @Jake_Trotter @SpainandFitz Who the hell is chad wheeler? My guess is that question should answer yours.
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Kelsie Carpenter
1 year
@RpsAgainstTrump When she realized she could make more money as an actor/entertainer than as an actual journalist. Same as Tucker, hannity, ingraham, and even a few folks on the left.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@Tiller56 I think he'd be in the high 4.6's if he ran a perfect 40. But I wouldn't be surprised if it was in the 4.7s. No where near as fast as Sweat in a straight line. Young is more twitchy and powerful, not sprinter fast.
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Kelsie Carpenter
2 years
@IceColdSprts But… the giants won
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Kelsie Carpenter
10 months
@ClayTravis @clayandbuck Try not to ruin your pants.
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Kelsie Carpenter
3 years
@andypollin1 Tampering rules only apply on US soil? Haha
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Kelsie Carpenter
10 months
@Gcarmi21 Chase is a sad, failed experiment. Yes, he could go to SF and ball out. But his combination of questionable effort (watch the tape) and injury history make him too risky to commit big money to. The extra pick and the depth at DE (Toohill, Jones, Henry, etc) are promising.
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Kelsie Carpenter
1 year
@JPFinlayNBCS speaking of concerts. Saw the Cure in New Orleans last night. Super awesome!
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Kelsie Carpenter
4 years
@BillRohland Legendary, for sure.
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Kelsie Carpenter
4 years
Been struck a couple times. Never had the radar fail because of it though. I can think of no more unfortunate time for the radar to fail than while in the storm environment! Welcome home, crew! #HurricaneHunters #TD22 #hurricaneseason2020
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Hurricane Hunters
4 years
Some of you are asking about our recent mission, and, unfortunately, our aircraft was struck by lightning causing our radar systems to go down. Safety is our utmost priority in these situations, so our mission was halted and the next is slated for this evening.
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