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0.1x-er. If I argue with you, it's because I respect you. (I am not the Government of Kenya. That's @MyGovKe .)

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2 months
You can always tell when Trump gets fed a line from his Russian/Chinese handlers because suddenly his numbers become correct.
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Trump bears an economic grudge against Taiwan and wants Taiwan to pay for US protection. He also says: “Taiwan is 9,500 miles away. It’s 68 miles away from China.”
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@ABeardedPanda Also hamburgers are in fact a US invention.
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@t3dotgg To Google, bandwidth is essentially free. They default to lower quality to make it start faster, which is really important when they're jamming ads at the start.
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@catholicpat @Robotbeat My mom talked her way into bringing on her pasta sauce by starting to cry when they called her sauce liquid or gel
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@mannyfidel He has to deny it but he doesn't want to bring it up. A real Couch-22.
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@chribreuer blue eyes turn green once you open a Quran
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@RiverTamYDN "What Is Dead May Never Die" - old New Jersey proverb
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@CartoonsHateHer This is why I make sure I'm always double booked for meetings (then go to neither of them)
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@DrChrisCombs I don't see how the West catches up with this unless we award several more major contracts to Boeing.
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@PopulismUpdates Nikola Tesla and Joe Biden
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@TheManlet_King Everyone mentions GoT but I think his role in Narcos was weirdly influential.
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@YouGov There is absolutely zero chance that 60% of Americans have an opinion about this.
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@vanillaopinions it is purely that Europe doesn't have it and Europe good
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@CantEverDie The brilliant part is that like 50% of this is absolutely legit 28yo Chicago
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@_night_brain__ retirement age too old (45)
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@hplemke Crash and fuel economy standards
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@buccocapital Because they're doing weird accounting tricks where they're "paying" their executives like a billion dollars in stock that isn't really worth anything but allows the company to realize no profit.
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@AlanMCole 6 month old humans already understand basic logic, extremely rare among animals.
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@cheer_wine Good thing she hit Illinois and California multiple times huh
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@KareemRifai I often wonder if these people have ever met or even seen an Arab person.
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@SwannMarcus89 a lot of Seinfeld jokes didn't age so well (see also spilled coffee)
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@Eric_Erins Make Cars Boxy Again
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@opinonhaver one exception might be right to repair
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@RegimeTwink As if these people do something else on social media
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@nikicaga anti-bear
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@LoneStarDemocrt "Trump really shouldn't have fucked that corncob"
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@mattyglesias The planet is getting warm-her not warm-him!
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@CollinFisher Finally something for the real tankies!
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@TrueSlazac two members of NATO have kind of been at war for 50 years and ehhh you know politics are complicated
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@DrakeGatsby "The Lonely Island, a respected investigative journalist group…"
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@alt_ccc are these more taxes in the room with us right now
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@draiochta14 I knew what it was but I never really understood it until I heard my wife on the phone with her Texas family.
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@Vernaculis "wearing black face, which is totally legal"
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@nikicaga Because the petrostates have actual apartheid.
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@SoliSolstice oh shit they went with the Census Bureau definition
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@demsocsean They support Republicans in every way except their stated policy goals.
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@fordm $280B could buy a pretty sick opening ceremony. Every athlete could have their own helicopter, which we could then blow up at the end.
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@questionableway CTA is basically budgeting for a series of full station rebuilds because they think they can get the feds to pay for 80% of it.
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@kane @salesforce Holy shit we finally found out what Salesforce does.
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@TrueSlazac They have a deep emotional connection to those who lose wars spectacularly.
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@GreatLakes32nd You can just taste the democracy oozing through these ward borders
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@ilikeadamsmith He would have no trains to workout in
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@MattZeitlin Literally every OEM hates their dealers.
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@nikicaga He's a dictator but it's unfair for opponents to say that because it sounds bitchy.
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@ChiefTeef8 Ross Perot's 1992 performance continues to break people's brains.
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@AdamRackis But would you pass up (say) $500K to work on something that really excites you?
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@StatisticUrban "gdp is rigged"
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@TrueSlazac Ah this must be the real reason all this footage is illegal in China, it shows the PLA being too nice!
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@rustbeltenjoyer Actually it has secret guns aimed at the passengers' heads which immediately kills you when it detects an incoming collision. It's unreliable though and has many false positives. This has already killed dozens of drivers.
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@alexanderburns @alexbward @suzannelynch1 EU continues to pull off the impossible and make US congresspeople seem competent
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@rustbeltenjoyer urbanism is, first and foremost, about poasting
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@SwannMarcus89 Aw damn Javier Bardem got his whiteness revoked
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@danlehnermusic but they could haeyfree
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@jacobrintamaki Zoom is a performance you have to put on. A phone call lets you put your verbal mind to work while the rest of your body is able to do anything else.
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@opinonhaver The average Trump voter would rather see babies ripped from their mothers than see Trump be upset.
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@metzgov yep only Billie Eilish has not publicly feuded with Kanye West
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@sp6runderrated No good natural harbors between SF and LA
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@agraybee Buttigieg legally renames himself just "Pete"
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@esjesjesj I love the idea that the FBI was watching him because he wasn't homophobic
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@YIMBYLAND Of what urb is this sub
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@JeremiahDJohns Twist: they go with the Jodorowsky ending.
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@AlecStapp article also contains an excellent demonstration of how the nonprofit industrial complex happens
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@transit_simp It's big too. Larger than Ireland.
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@CougarSpider Mao was really upset about the atomic bombing of Japan. (Upset that it stopped)
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@spignal I also support limiting the French to 4 flights per life.
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@emmma_camp_ He wants to be periodically neglectful but it's cool because he's being upfront about it.
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@nikicaga If Europe steps up, the recovery can be accelerated tremendously.
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@nikicaga It's not even the worst response among rapists running for president right now.
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@mattyglesias pyramid schemes
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@billybrizzle420 that would buy about 10 miles of battery range
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@PritzkerForPrez Mexico City
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@Noahpinion This wasn't some big secret that China would not have been able to figure out.
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@USA_Polling So weird how we never hear about Democide Donald.
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@JosephPolitano @james98170 they use celsius so it feels cooler
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@revhowardarson 4 more years LoTT crying you mean?
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@quantian1 my favorite arc was the one where it was decided that Soviet scientists had actually already invented it in the 70s
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@owenrumney Trump thought the CEO of Apple was named Tim Apple. On camera.
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@Noahpinion So many times my kids are like "daddy pick me up!" and I have to tell them that I can't because it would not help grow the economy.
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@BlackMadness317 @AmericanaAesth So important to have a symbol for people who identify as racist losers.
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@BoxElderDust China has gotta be kicking themselves as TikTok teaches the world that Imperial Japan did nothing wrong.
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@Trey_Explainer Fellas is it gay to win the war?
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@SwannMarcus89 this is because Joe Biden taxed all his unrealized gains away
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@nikicaga Venezuela makes Argentina look like Singapore. In 1950 it had the 4th highest GDP per capita in the world. Today it's 130th.
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@opinonhaver counterpoint the Manhattan Project is the hardest going name of all time
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@Eric_Erins gotta look out for the Wet Bandits though
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@nykyt0sha free of food they mean
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@Inmanity_US @acnewsitics There is precisely one national election in the US and she was in fact on a ticket that won it.
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@revhowardarson what possible evidence do we have that Trump might be worse
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@UAWeapons Can't see any ships in that field, that's how you know it's doing a good job.
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@Ian_Gay_briel Also they weren't even in Schengen when they were in the EU
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@nykyt0sha and it's only the native language of like 65-70% of China
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@FurstvonWrede Biden lost by 3 points and now for some reason it's conventional wisdom that Florida is Alabama.
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@BeijingPalmer @Claudius3600 also throwing a possibly-innocent person under the bus is more palatable than considering that the NHS might have some systematic problems
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@fabiooreilly The record labels refused to give Apple or Google a streaming deal of any kind until Spotify could get some market share first.
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@CougarSpider they take “Hide your strength, bide your time” very seriously
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@ShitpostGate I hate to be that guy but this is New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe erasure
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@nikicaga @CougarSpider Democracy is so offensive to these people
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@growing_daniel do you feel the world disappears when you close your eyes?
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@agraybee I have increasingly started to wonder how much US polls have been affected by iPhones starting to prominently label unknown calls as "Potential Spam" in Fall of 2022.
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@StatisticUrban anyone thinking New Orleans is safe sends me
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