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@FlexasaurusWrex

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Uphold Bidenism with American characteristics for billennia, tax cheats and sanctions evaders are enemy combatants Fund the #IRS and #FINCEN

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@FlexasaurusWrex
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Don't let them memory hole the Trump holodomor
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@atrupar Remember when Jared stockpiled and hoarded PPE and ventilators because they feared the virus would become even deadlier and they would have the necessities
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@DemSocialists
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Harris choosing Walz as a running mate has shown the world that DSA and our allies on the left are a force that cannot be ignored. Through collective action, DSA and the US left more broadly have made it clear that change is needed. DSA members organized in our workplaces and
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@FlexasaurusWrex
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"You ladies new to campus? Awesome you should come to my a little conscious-raising meeting party this weekend, you look like you can appreciate the vibe"
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Birrion ☭🇵🇸
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Harris’ warmongering acceptance speech was absolutely terrifying. We need a revolution.
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@FlexasaurusWrex
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Literally doing the meme
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@_malaikaabb
NOVEMBER 12th IS MY BIRTHDAY♏️🦂!!!
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You people are pathetic to think that voting for Biden will save us. Y’all said that 4 years ago and Cop cities are being built, a genocide is happening and things are more expensive and harder. Miss me with this bull shit.
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@FlexasaurusWrex
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Imagine being Mike Lee and tweeting this
@BasedMikeLee
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Republicans: it’s time to clean house.
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@mayaisfiya
polly picket ✡︎
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there seems to be a pervasive idea among liberals that activism is about convincing them
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@FlexasaurusWrex
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@ggreenwald I get a lot of use out of this
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@FlexasaurusWrex
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So I'm going to be unfollowing people posting panic or talking about replacing Biden on the old TL tonight, are you fucking stupid.
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@THarrisonJ @sadogre Who are you, the fun police?
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@Evan_Hadfield @briebriejoy @aaronjmate "Ignore the fact that this framing makes all my talking points line up perfectly with Russian propaganda, because that's neo-McCarthyism or whatever."
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@FlexasaurusWrex
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@TheGlare_TM @LauraWalkerKC @JesseLehrich Five months. Five months and 140k dead Americans too late. But cmon, what was the other option? Benghazi Betty?
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@FlexasaurusWrex
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@Andr3jH This us just WW II, though, we did this in the 1940s
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@FlexasaurusWrex
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Oh look the dumbest possible people again getting TV airtime
@RpsAgainstTrump
Republicans against Trump
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Far-left Democratic voter in Michigan says he’s ok with Trump returning to the WH, because of Biden’s support for Israel: “It’s like a vaccine. I’m willing to take short-term pain for a long-term gain.”
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@SyndicatePoway @brandonwenerd You couldn't even sue her because you don't want to own a mortgaged double-wide
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@Holden114 @RiverTamYDN I think the problem is all the undisclosed gifts and free vacations from people with cases in front of the court
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@blizzy_mcguire @onlinegirlie She basically did, there's two choices. Please stop acting like we're all idiots
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@AdamParkhomenko When someone tells you they're a Russian asset, believe them
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@FlexasaurusWrex
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@mynamegangg @JIAISIOIN If this really had no background, that person is mentally ill. That's 5150 territory, not the Amy Cooper treatment.
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@Dobrokhotov If the Russian government took my phone and gave it back after an hour, I wouldn't use it again
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@FlexasaurusWrex
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@scarylawyerguy @haylesatan @juliaioffe National journalists aren't really people
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@FlexasaurusWrex
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@tromano @kurteichenwald Then say "reform the police"
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@FlexasaurusWrex
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@StormIsUponUs Trump is playing 4d chess and the elite are playing tic tac toe. By delaying coronavirus testing and tanking the stock market, Trump wiped out the cash the elite would have spent on their [supply]. Can't buy [supply] if you don't have money any more!! #qanon #QAnnon #QanonPosts
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@FlexasaurusWrex
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I hope he does
@mitchellreports
Andrea Mitchell
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Biden officials weigh giving Ukraine weapons without replacing U.S. stocks right away or waiting for Congress funds
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@BBCWorld
BBC News (World)
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TikTok HQ staff hit by mass food poisoning incident
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@FlexasaurusWrex
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@tedcruz Because Mitch won't agree to more stimulus without COVID immunity which will kill more people, Ted
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@ItsThatBriGuy @SexyNoahCyrus @monkeyboy100001 You're absolutely ruining this little piece of Twitter magic with a reasonable explanation. 😅
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@pithywidow I keep a list of favorite Twitter links, and this is probably my most favorite. It should disqualify Trump just by itself.
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@ok_post_guy
The okayest poster there is
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Lest you ever think actual people pay to listen to Tim Pool, ~90% of all of their revenue literally came from Russian shell companies
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@MontyBoa99 @mhoptman @gtconway3d @SavvyMom428 @realDonaldTrump I have a list of links I keep handy for Twitter. This is probably my favorite. It should be disqualifying, but here we are.
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And all it took was losing her uncle and grandfather
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@FlexasaurusWrex
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Kaczynski actually made way more sense than this turd from Turley
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Turley getting to unabomber manifesto level reasoning here
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@KarenAttiah
Karen Attiah
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America is being forced to choose between two ethno-supremacist presidential candidates. We are being asked to accept the slaughter of Palestinians in exchange for some white liberal idea of democracy. But this isn't democracy. This is textbook necropolitics.
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@AmbJohnBolton You should testify to Congress
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@JimVandeHei
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🚨🚨 Biden, Trump have one big thing beyond old age in common: They duck difficult questioning by reporters, with historic stubbornness. -> Biden has refused interviews to White House reporters for The New York Times, The Washington Post or The Wall Street Journal. But he sat
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@Evan_Hadfield @briebriejoy @aaronjmate "Have you considered subscribing to my Patreon? Because apparently lots and lots and lots and lots of people pay perfectly good money for these hot takes."
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@TraceeM @Acyn Holy crap, Kinzinger and Cheney ARE Republicans
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@FreeRosedark Marianne Williamson thinks you really only care about Twitter clout, not you know Palestinians
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@ninaturner Biden's passing legislation in spite of Bernie, not because of him
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@notcapnamerica @t_humper90 It forces them to confront their choice to disregard their own safety and the safety of others
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Wine moms undefeated, mandate of Heaven assured
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Checking on everyone’s favorite cartoon character
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@RepAndyBiggsAZ That time and place is limited to Democratic administrations, right, Representative?
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The tell is that they know Trump is worse for Palestinians: they'll throw the rest of us to the wolves to impose their stupid policy demands, even if it means a worse outcome for Palestinians. Because it's not really about Palestine, it's about controlling American politics
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@Penny_J_Thomas
🪷💛Betsy Bond Dog #HarrisWalz2024 #LFG
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It occurred me... I'm getting strong...bend the knee...vibes from Pro Palestinian supporters
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I'm so sure people agree with me, I turned off the replies
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Kylie Cheung
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What liberal politicians can't seem to grasp is that literally no one is asking for ~funny~, terminally online politicians. We're asking/begging for a fucking ceasefire. The embarrassing attempts at comedy we're getting instead are just gross/insulting
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@TWLadyGrey
LadyGrey 🇦🇲🇺🇦🇺🇸
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“Why won’t you let these 50 year old career protesters and agitators on a campus with 18 year olds with no security checks whatsoever, don’t you want to end a genocide.” I can’t deal with how naive some of you are.
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You will not be able to guess what this is in response to
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@FlexasaurusWrex
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@Moodylikesyou @nycsouthpaw About three years ago
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Especially if that process involves taking millions of dollars from Peter Thiel
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Have a process and trust the process.
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@RVAwonk If Trump fires Dr. Fauci, Biden's campaign should hire him to give COVID pressers which start ten minutes after Donald's, which provide corrective information, and force networks to pick who to broadcast
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All sorts of disabilities should be treated with respect, even if you're a budding fascist dictator
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Ben Meiselas 🇺🇸🦅
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The report we did on Donald Trump potentially soiling himself during his latest speech in Detroit is up to 1 million views on YouTube and 1.1 million views on X. I am hearing from people who used the same gastroenterologist in NY as him and will do follow up reporting. I know
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@VaDivaMom1 @VickyPJWard Barr "added that he personally reviewed security footage that confirmed that no one entered the area where Epstein was housed on the night he died." In other words, a perfect 2019 story. Let's hope 2020 is better.
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@goobisgoofy @juliaioffe I voted for @ewarren today. If Bernie is the nom, I'll vote for him in the general #VoteBlueNoMatterWho
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@Brace_and_Break @Jawanza @TheDuhalde He giggles when he thinks about laws preventing pregnant women from traveling across state lines
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@NormOrnstein @EricBoehlert What's messed up is that the City (and thus the taxpayers) will end up paying off that lawsuit. We use monetary penalties to punish politically-motivated, totally out of line conduct in every other walk of life, except for police.
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@SteveScalise @realDonaldTrump OMB released the aid on September 11, two days after the House started investigations. You know this.
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I'm furious about this, I'm going to die mad, he was the best president in my lifetime and we threw him over because some media types wanted a more exciting race
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@What46HasDone
The Biden Accomplishments Guy
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Sure, Joe Biden fixed COVID, inflation, crime, and the border, all while diplomatically unifying the free world, but he was a few years older than the other guy so we put him out to pasture.
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@FloydLawson78 @JoshKraushaar @axios Owning the libs and then complaining it doesn't make you popular
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@AlexandraChalup @MysterySolvent Christmas with the Crooks
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@EricTrump After your father lost. What does that tell you?
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@Bright19Rainbow @Billitico @EricBoehlert @csd Or... and hear me out on this... or they have been Trumpists the entire time, and were just wrecking the Democratic party
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@agraybee She's really genociding us rn
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@steve_vladeck PA, Georgia, Michigan and Wisconsin should also intervene both to defend their votes and throw out the votes in Texas and the other 16 states. Circus maximus.
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@thealexiaelise @blakesmustache Right. Prolonging impeachment until/unless there is public pressure for the Senate to convict is the smart play.
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@Pharaun_2 @Popehat Sure, but that's just the line prosecutors. The political appointments are running off of entitlement, delirious self-aggrandizement, and cocaine.
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@FlyThaiMMA @PyotrBropotkin @ProudSocialist @JoeBiden Shouldn't those neoliberal shills get phonebanking?
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@ripgustriandos @Kimberl69490204 @strike_dr @pl_box Wait, did the the ANC fire missiles at civilian ships?
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This is how you make sure Palestinian causes have zero traction in the United States
@EYakoby
Eyal Yakoby
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Washington D.C.: A photo of a man wearing a Hamas headband holds a severed head of Joe Biden covered with blood. These threats against the President need to be taken seriously. Enough appeasement for these domestic terrorists.
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@ThePubliusUSA They do, they just want someone like that in charge to punish the rest of us for their shitty lives.
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@tedcruz No it's the calls to the Georgia governor telling him to overturn the election that means the GOP hates democracy, Ted. But you know that.
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We could have had Nina Turner
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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Rep. Shontel Brown describes Trump as "the bondless, insurrectionist, broke bluffer, twice impeached, 4 times indicted, insurrection-initiator, election-denying, self-declared dictator on day 1 & puppet for Putin. The one who wants to terminate the Constitution & defund the FBI"
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@ok_post_guy Our unsung heroes
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@DWUhlfelderLaw Rioting is inherently bad, and helps Trump in November to boot. But I might make an exception for Confederate statues. They don't have a place in 21st century society.
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We've won.
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greg
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how to cancel your career 101👇🏾
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Heh because it's an exercise in narcissism and that kind of person is 100% done with narcissism in 2024
@CathyYoung63
Cathy Young 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱
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Talking to a center-left friend, 2-time Obama voter who absolutely detests and despises Trump and Trumpism as well as Netanyahu (and fwiw is not Jewish), and was startled by his vehement loathing of the protesters. Like, "call out the National Guard" loathing.
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@Eggymceggerson3 @PopulismUpdates And they made a point of alienating the voters for all those others candidates
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These people are telling you "hey, we're traitors, there's no bottom here" and you should pay attention to that
@KareemRifai
Kareem Rifai 🌐
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Victoria Spartz's amendment to the Ukraine aid bill: eliminate the aid provision for children and families refugee assistance. Rep. Spartz's hometown in Ukraine was bombed earlier today, killing over a dozen civilians.
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@mtgreenee Democracy makes you mad, huh? Especially when black people vote?
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@ok_post_guy Holy crap. That's just failing completely to deal with the issue.
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@KennyDeanT Those are expensive cabinets that you'd only get in a home renovation
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@McFaul Make police unions purchase their own liability insurance, watch some of these problems go away
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@TommyInPA Never forget
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@HatesHorseshoes Wait, "Elaine Chao" is her real name?
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