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Everyone relax
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Kansas voted harder
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@JoeKinseyexp @StealthRalf Joe your conception of blue hair is strange
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@LegoRacers2 Liam have you thought about how the film Mommy Dearest is the origin of “not my first rodeo”
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Things the libs were right about
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@TheJordanRachel Jordan these are things you can poll and democrats are overwhelmingly on board with Joe’s protege being the nominee
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1. Trump turned out to actually be a fascist. Campaigned as a fascist and more or less governed as one, and when he lost an election he tried to retain power through extralegal means which culminated in a putsch in the Capitol. W for the libs here.
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@robrousseau Rob, that rail line supplies Russian troops, who are invading Ukraine.
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3. “Vote blue no matter who” yeah this one worked out too. It turns out that the meaningful policy differences between Bernie and Biden are marginal and that electing democrats creates progressive outcomes. Also Biden just is pretty darn good, you guys were wrong about that.
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@mtracey It would be odd if the Capitol had not been stormed. Did you hear about that?
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2. Trump and Russia, russiagate and all that. Libs were right about this one too. It turned out Russia really did hack the DNC, and Trump ended up extorting a country Russia is now invading. You can lock this one up
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6. The supposedly left-wing people who made excuses for every awful thing assad and Russia did actually turned out to be amoral lunatics in the end, and now mainly traffic in pathetic conspiracy theories. Libs warned you this would be the case
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4. You might have some hope here but it seems pretty clear that handing the republicans an open Supreme Court seat has resulted in the end of Roe. Libs told you that would happen, W for them again
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@punishedmother Typical conservative rejecting innovation
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He likes food and booze
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@thejtlewis Biden released his tax returns so you can find this out
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5. It turns out that there is no untapped mass of leftwing voters just crying out to flip red districts and states. Conservative districts elect conservative democrats. Bernie won West Virginia because a bunch of republicans ratfucked the primary, not because they like socialism
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You’re going to have a Supreme Court that racks up conservative wins for a while. If Hillary won we’d have liberal wins. It sucks. No person can change this, not even Joe Biden.
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@GDebatta Why did you crop out the date of the article
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Fetterman being hospitalized for depression and republicans just completely leaning into making fun of him and insulting his wife is the kind of depravity you rarely see at this level.
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@hannahgais Hannah when you look back on the last decade of your life do you think arguing that Trump isn’t so bad will hold up
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@MeganBitchell The 2s seem different
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Matt Damon’s ad told you that this required bravery. It didn’t say there would be no difficult moments.
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Catturd was married to a stripper and playing guitar in a band and then she divorced him and he became a right wing message board guy. Many such cases
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People in R+5 states are getting a crash course in what a right wing Supreme Court means for their local governance and our reaction to that should be encouraging them to become D+1 states, not whining about how Joe Biden isn’t declaring himself GodKing
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So the guy at the FBI office investigating Hillary that leaked to a Republican and forced the Comey letter to happen was also collaborating with an oligarch he was supposed to investigate. Is that about the size of it
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In his role at the FBI, McGonigal had been tasked with investigating Deripaska, whose own indictment for sanctions violations was unsealed in September.
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There’s a lot of irony in Hillary Clinton, of all people, running one of the most honest presidential campaigns of all time. A presidential candidate who admitted that legislating is difficult, that there are checks and balances, that voters are complicated. It won’t happen again
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If Biden cancels student debt the Supreme Court will say no and then people will blame him for not pressing the Supreme Court reversal button. It’s so fucking obvious. Just pausing it forever is the better option. As far as polls I don’t think people really care that much
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@roddreher Rod can you break down how you compartmentalize the anti-semitism
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Briahna Joy Gray wanted Trump to be re-elected. So proceed from that perspective with her
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It appears to be almost exactly the same number of medals. Why did everyone retweet this as if it’s true
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Jack Tindale
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One of my favourite things in The Death of Stalin is that they actually lowered the number of medals Jason Isaacs wore when he was playing Zhukov because the amount he wore in real life just looked comically absurd.
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This is actually really bad and people need to just be libs for a while, sorry. Shut up about the DNC until this guy is not running the Republican Party.
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Trump: You know the biggest crowd I’ve ever seen? January 6th
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I don’t buy this shit anymore. You know the stakes and you know Biden did virtually everything we asked.
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@roslyntalusan She’s probably a chef
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Biden ended a 20 year war at great political cost as the media decided to make him pay for it as much as they could and a lot of the Democratic coalition has this pathetic response
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Will Stancil got the New York Times to start admitting the economy is good and lo and behold people started to notice the economy is good. There’s no way to own him about that turn of events.
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@kasie @JamesFallows It is absolutely pathological that you have build your job in journalism around meaningless ephemera like Newsom eating at a semi-indoors restaurant once.
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@feelsdesperate [guy who scares the hoes]: the hoes used to not be scared
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People posting this shit are incredibly evil, a casual cynicism that is just terrifying to see.
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The US has created a floating ‘Genocide Pier’ — that they’re calling a ‘humanitarian pier’ — where US soldiers can join in directly with murdering Palestinians. This is Biden’s idea, for his election: murder them faster so voters have time to forget.
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I remember when Obama failed to close Gitmo, because the senate voted 93-6 against it, and no one blamed congress at all. It was all about how he didn’t pressure them right, didn’t give the right speech. 93-6.
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Give me a break. We all saw the left minimize Trump, whine about “russophobia,” say that he was super funny and epic. Liberals thought Trump was uniquely bad and they were right. The libs were right.
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@MeghanMcCain Meghan is fascism bad
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@OLightworker Flint has clean water
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BING BONG
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Is this cope?
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No democratic leader said not to worry in 2016, they said Trump was an existential threat to American democracy and you didn’t believe them
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Justice Democrats
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“Many of the same strategists, pundits and Democratic Party leaders told us also not to worry in 2016…we don't have to look that far back to see an unpopular Democrat at the top of the ticket alienating key constituencies in their own party.” - @_waleedshahid
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Every day it gets clearer and clearer that the left got played on this and they can’t admit things like that so they have to pretend Trump pointing at a creek and getting a hamburger is Huey Long campaigning in the bayou
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7. Chinedu, Cornpop: real black men, who exist(ed) on our mortal plane. Joe Biden also really did have a basement.
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People pretended there was a stock market crash today because Trump is losing
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A core belief for a lot of people is that all the most repressive and violent regimes around the world care about their citizens but Justin Trudeau, for example, somehow does not
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Incredibly weird to insist Hamas doesn't have a vested interest in Gazans lol
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When Hillary lost I was sad because we lost a chance to have a liberal Supreme Court. And at the time I thought a lot of people on the left weren’t feeling that way because of nihilism or selfishness. But now I learn it’s because they thought the Supreme Court wasn’t real
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Rooting for him to succeed in this new venture
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Mike Lindell states that he is creating MyStore as a competitor to Amazon.
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Tim Kaine is pro choice and people who told you he was pro life were lying to you
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@ByYourLogic Yeah I’m so sad the sexist left didn’t vote for Hillary in 2016. Who was her running mate again? I forget, but whoever it was I’m sure he wasn’t a Catholic Pro-Life Democrat with a decades long history opposing reproductive rights that made a last minute change in 2015…
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Uncommitted going from 10% in 2012 to 13% in 2024 is the kind of non-story that would theoretically test political pundits who still have shame
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Uncommitted will probably drop below 15% statewide soon.
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@djhafdef Hey I just looked up icu beds in the states bordering california and your tweet isn’t true
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Hit dog hollers
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"That is bullshit" -- an angry James Comer just profanely denied reports that he loaned his brother during a House hearing. @JaredEMoskowitz fired back, "your word means nothing Mr. Chairman ... perhaps you should sit maybe for a deposition." (1/2)
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Biden stuck his neck out to tell us Russia would invade and Israel didn’t bomb that hospital and he was right both times. This should be instructive to people.
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@jzux @itsXtophe Do you think the unemployment numbers are fake
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Zelensky turned out to be really brave and Putin turned out to be really bad. Sorry.
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It’s so cool that American libs have turned Zelensky into a God. A dude who oversaw his country turn into a Rampage level is the greatest statesman of the age. Sexually attracted to losers.
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You are getting a Bernie presidency right now. This is what it would be. Only difference is optics, and perhaps that Manchin fucks with Bernie even more
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@SeanTrende @KFILE Don’t delete this
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It takes a lot to make Vivek sense a loss of dignity but you can see it in his face clear as day
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Trump threatens that if Nikki Haley doesn't drop out, she'll end up under investigation for "stuff she doesn't want to talk about"
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CNN should have a show hosted by someone who is just incredibly pro-Biden. Confrontationally pro-Biden. It would make waves, get hate watches from republicans, and also be correct
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Haha yeah I remember when Zina Bash did that during the Kavanaugh hearings and you guys laughed it off and then she did it again to really underline the point. Also a coup attempt happened later on
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What are we doing
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Xinjiang is facing a major power outage due to a coal mine explosion Bitcoin hashrate drops almost 30% instantly lol
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There’s probably not a more nakedly cynical destructive thing than people saying Tim Kaine was pro-life in 2016. The primary was over! What did you get out of it
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This is really good news regarding what was the defining story of the century for a lot of people until 6 days ago
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Senior White House source says that Biden-Netanyahu call lasted for 30 mins, during which they went, one by one, over every paragraph of the draft for a hostage deal. @BarakRavid
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@mtracey How bad would yesterday have to be for you to get it
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I assume other people have made this point but literally no one in the world thinks about things more often in terms of winning and losing
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COLLINS: Do you want Ukraine to win this war? TRUMP: I don't think in terms of winning and losing
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Biden’s extremely audacious decision to build a coastal aid apparatus without Israeli approval is because he’s actually a good person and not the genocidal maniac that very depressed Canadians say he is
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DEMS: there are massive differences between us and republicans and you need to vote for us or they will do evil things REPUBLICANS: Correct. Also we will commit extremely risky and evil crimes just to win the election. WISE TWEETER: But what if you guys are just pretending
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@marblesramjet @1mikaelams Tim Kaine is pro-choice
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@LukewSavage Luke they’re trying to get the media to give negative coverage to Donald Trump, whom they want to lose. This is hard for you understand because you want Trump to win. Also because you’re a dumb Canadian.
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Launching a coup in Russia is like hitting on a married woman in Las Vegas. It has risks but also an incredible track record
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@ReincarN_a_t_e @Holy_Mowgli I think if we did this people would actually be more productive.
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OBAMA 2010: What are the blogs saying? BIDEN 2022: A river of sadness will flow through the veins of those who stand in the way of legislative progress. Their protests are but a cry in the mist.
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Huge controversy on the “people4bernie” twitter feed as one of the people who run the account suggested that we vote for the candidate bernie endorsed
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Everyone built their activism around demanding Biden say “ceasefire” and then it turned out Hamas doesn’t want one
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I am mostly focused on how the speaker of the house may be widowed by America’s growing fascist movement but I guess there’s some epic lols for you in it
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@BusinessmanLego Normally I am a skeptic when this happens but this one is really weird
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Your network has spent 6 years trying to get his son to relapse
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The Joe Biden I knew from covering him in the Senate and beyond was goofy and gaffe-prone. But he was also good-natured and friendly. He was hard not to like. The old man shouting angrily in the House chamber last night was some other guy.
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We know why you don’t want South Carolina to be an important primary, you don’t have to pretend
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@RichLowry Rich do you remember when you cared a lot about Whitewater
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@ConorWthOneN @ObeseChess No offense but he’s unbeatable. He’s always going to win. Getting mad at him is like getting mad at the sun, or Lin manuel Miranda
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A big thing on here for a while was people saying this woman was alive and well somewhere
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Shani Louk’s father asked the Israeli public to come to her funeral: “we are mourning but we have some relief” that her body is back home.
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Go to your family gatherings this holiday season and tell them that you love Joe Biden, that he’s a great president, and you’re proud of him
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@NikkiMcR Joe Biden has always been extremely pro labor and was vice president of the United States from 2009 to 2017
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The rule of law is actually good and one of the key things that fascists get rid of
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This is extremely evil and we shouldn’t equivocate about what this political party has become
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Codify isn’t real. It’s not a real thing. For my entire life I existed in a reality where no one talked about it, no one saw it as a magic get out of jail free card for Roe being overturned. I strongly believe it’s much more insufferable to lie about all this.
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this guy’s entire, insufferable shtick is insisting he possesses all the knowledge in the world and that everyone else is irrational and not as enlightened
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