brandon wenerd
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writer, publisher, & partner, @brobible . live in LA, from PA. Music, sports, and cultural weirdness. Enjoys Phish, the Grateful Dead, & the Philadelphia Eagles
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I read Jimmy Buffett’s memoir, Pirate Looks At 50, when I was in middle school - at that age when you start to get interested in the grown up world.
In it, I found a Tao.
Rest easy, Jimmy. You did this sonofabitch called life very very right.
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The voice at the end of this Karen Gone Wild video at a Red Lobster in York, PA is the most Pennsylytucky thing I’ve ever heard
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holy shit Phish at Sphere really is like the real life equivalent of smoking weed in your backyard then going into your parents basement to listen to Phish with WinAmp visualizer on… except, your in it!!!!
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Quick reminder that Chris Long is donating his entire $1mm salary to charity this season. Go birds times infinity. 🦅🦅🦅
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People are hitting the bar in Ocean City, Maryland with these giant intertube contraptions for social distancing.
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I made a one-minute recap of my favorite visuals from Phish Night 1 at the Sphere.
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When people complain that NBC's olympic coverage is too American-centric...
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Las Vegas is truly the greatest city in the history of civilization
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@Mazeaveli
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
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David Byrne on SNL in 2020 doing a song that came out approximately *40* years ago rules.
#sameasiteverwas
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Phish is going to break the space time continuum at the Sphere tonight.
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pretty badass pic of Live Aid @ JFK Stadium, 37 years ago today
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Shohei Ohtani bobblehead night at Dodgers Stadium tonight. Gates don’t open for a couple of hours and the line is already crazy
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The best birth control in the world is people you graduated high school with posting pictures of their babies on Facebook.
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Few things make you feel like you live in a bleak dystopian reality like a Citizen App patrol car that looks like a cop car.
Spotted by
@magggggiiieeeee
on the 10.
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vampire weekend covering Steely Dan last night feels like a huge cultural event for every 30-something bro who bought that “I’d rather be listening to Steely Dan” rope hat you always see when out and about with the cool kids crowd these days.
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LA is lit rn.
My favorite person celebrating outside Staples Cebter in DTLA is the person who showed up in a bubble.
via the Snapchat heat map
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just think it’s cool Austin has a John Prine mural, because every city should have a John Prine mural. Hope it stays in tact for a long time.
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Now that he’s safe, Trey getting rescued in midair at msg is a phish moment that’s gonna be remembered forever wow
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Christmas night drinking game: One drink for every engagment pic in your Facebook newsfeed, two drinks for every baby/pregnancy pic.
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no one really talks about Jerry Garcia’s legacy as a tie-maker. Guy was a modestly priced menswear king.
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when your bro swoops in to get the digits of the girl you've been chattin' up all night
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this is what you look like complaining about billy strings sitting in with phish
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this is what super bowl half time shows look like in hell
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I'm literally on the Trump train right now and can't stop laughing about how this Trump bro didn't take the cardboard out of his hat.
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This is Lebron realizing that he'll never have the greatness of Michael Jordan.
http://t.co/EiwGwfknrT
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I accepted a LinkedIn request on Christmas Eve. Imagine hustling harder.
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The Spurs owner saying the United States is the greatest country in the world in his victory speech is BRO AS FUCK.
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who the hell thought an in-depth Matt Taibbi investigative report tweeted out like a thread was a good idea?!
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oh my god
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In my mind, college in 2014 is just a bunch of kids having an orgy in tank tops and sperrys screaming "TURNT DOWN FOR WHAT" about everything
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Here's a pic I took with that dude in the bud light commercial at about 2 am last night.
http://t.co/ovaV18F9le
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Shout out to pharrell for giving no fucks and wearing shorts to the Oscars. Once a bro, always a bro...
http://t.co/7Cf19MAalS
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Made a little edit recapping three days of Phish @ Sphere in under 90 seconds. Complete stimuli overload…
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Kanye's outfit probably cost $5000, tho a 50-year-old zumba instructor can get the same thing at Kohls for $40.
http://t.co/y8oUSte7w6
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“In these unprecedented times, fuck you, pay us.” - Frontier Airlines
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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! Dead and Company with a horn section doing Shakedown!!!!! Let’s goooooooooi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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you just know those kids in SAE are like "damn, can't believe someone recorded us" rather than "damn, can't believe we had a racist chant."
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"Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force."
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Wouldn’t be a fake journalist if I wasn’t here to report that
@GH0STGRLS
is having a great time at Bonnaroo
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Jack Black's graying beard is a reminder that if he wasn't famous, he'd be the guy who'd sell you pot at the dumpster behind an Applebee's.
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boom. nail on the head. no side "won" in
@TomiLahren
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@Trevornoah
last night. civil discourse won.
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Just started thinking about how badly the beer pedal bike operators are going to be affected by all of this
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How many unplanned pregnancies does ignition (remix) account for?
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If I die in my sleep tonight because of this Culver City gas leak, please know that I regret being the only person in California to not have a podcast.
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Bill Walton just called Ken Kesey the 4th most transcendent person of all time, followed by Patrick Ewing
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call it queso, you cowards
Chick-Fil-A testing warm cheese dip at various locations nationwide
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Could you imagine how many questions you'd have if you actually woke up in a new Bugatti?
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wasn’t planning on it but got sucked into Army of Thieves at midnight. I stan the zack snyder zombie movie canon.
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walking over that hill is magic hour, every single time
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Had a Lyft driver tonight selling a $2 ebook documenting his experiences as a ride share driver in LA. Because my MO is to support anyone hustling their
#content
, you better believe I bought it.
The table of contents is riveting. 👀
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Really admire people who luge. They're the kids who said "I want to be a pro sled-rider when I grow up!" and actually went through with it.
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Well this is a first since moving to Los Angeles.
Just got hailed on hard trying to sneak my afternoon walk in between the storm clouds.
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Jimmy Buffett launched his cannabis brand last weekend (... at a medical dispensary in Florida, natch) and the names of his products are so Jimmy Buffett and perfect.
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guys who say "soccer is a pussy sport!" must be the bozo football players in h.s. who lost a girl to a dude with 1300 SAT score-level brains
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Kinda interesting:
Today is the last day this originally-designed Taco Bell in Laguna Beach will operate. It opened in 1967.
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Facebook blowing up about a dress being white and gold. Twitter losing its mind too. Going to a bar w/o my phone so I know what's still real
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I listened to Phish’s gin and juice so many times on this thing.
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I don't know. It makes me feel queasy that
#FergusonDecision
is being made in prime time, like it's some sort of made-for-Twitter/TV event
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Guys 2015 is the year Marty Mcfly travels to in Back to the Future II. So stoked for hoverboards and beer delivery via drones this year.
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House is cool as hell, but it’s also wild that a symbolic mirage of the American Dream in the late 60s and 70s is gonna sell for $5.5m. Poetic!
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