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Preferred Clown | Disturbance in the Force | Not Advice, Barely Coherent | Firmly in the Insane Technology Bandwagon | #FrunkPuppyFriday

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Ozzy saw war today 🦟🪳🪳💥💥💥
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Who's happier and winning life? Choose your Champion @elonmusk @JeffBezos
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For F’s sake, 3rd time in less than 3 years. No maintenance my arse… 😤
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Battery Day, Sept 2020: @elonmusk “It will take 18-24 months to ramp production of 4680 cells” 16 months later - $Tsla Earnings Call Jan 2022: “We’re just waiting on paperwork before we deliver Model Y with 4680 cells in structural packs” Under promise, over deliver. #Tesla 🥳
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3 years and 6 days in, and I just discovered there’s a power outlet in the trunk… 🤦‍♂️ #Tesla #ModelY
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@engineers_feed What I did to upset my wife last week
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@SpecialPuppy1 The British were exceptional at moving labor around the world to improve their mercantile operations.
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@ray4tesla Because ventilators were only used for people in the most dire straights. Don’t reverse cause and response.
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$TSLA today (mostly) My portfolio is up 1 Annual Salary today My portfolio is up 10 Annual Salaries this year My portfolio is up 25 Annual Salaries in two years Yippee!
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I’ll never financially recover from this required maintenance. 😫
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Best part of $TSLA earnings day is the return of Rob Mauer.
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What fresh hell is this?!
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@onthewayjay Had to make it clear he is a true Canadian.
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Just drove past CostCo gas pumps, lined up 7 cars deep. At best 5 mins per car makes 35 minutes to refuel “BUt EVs tAkE ToO lOnG tO ChArGe!” 🤪
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@EndWokeness It’s a real mystery why you fear this.
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@KyivIndependent Attempt to de-humanize these women will likely become a badge of honour that will be repeated.
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My last five $TSLA purchases. Thank you $TSLAQ for your contributions.
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$tsla 4th Age to begin shortly.
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@theliamnissan If they were keen on details, they wouldn't be MAGA
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$TSLA red in pre-market on news world's biggest factory needs to clean-up a lot of empty Solo Cups
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I wish @elonmusk would act like a proper CEO like @mtbarra $gm or @jimfarley98 $F so $TSLA stock wouldn't be down so much...
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@engineers_feed Why my wife is mad at me.
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@NoContextBrits September, 1821.
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@OwenSparks_ @FermisSocks @elonmusk Those whose livelihoods and lives depend on extreme engineering appreciate an extreme engineer.
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@engineers_feed “In case of a crash, I want to make it easier for them to identify our bodies, so no thank you”
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By far the biggest industrial use of cobalt is in desulpherization of fossil fuels. Has been for decades. But it only became an issue when batteries became a threat to fossil fuel extractors future profits. Wonder why that might be?
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Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis
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Why is nobody talking about this?
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@daraobriain “World’s longest human centipede” is a description that didn’t age well. 😬
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@karmacondon @bhorowitz @JoshuaOgundu If you think Elon can't create value in just "a few years" I have bad news for you
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@elonmusk @hankgreen Is there no personal responsibility option available to you Elon? Something like: "I shouldn't have done that and will be more rigorous in what I amplify going forward. My apologies to the Pelosis for bringing more pain to them at a difficult time."?
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@SawyerMerritt @d4t4wr4ngl3r @SenWarren That’s just over $48,000,000 for every year @elonmusk has lived in the USA, paid just this year. And that amount is more than 3000x the avg. American’s tax bill in 2018 How much is enough Senator?
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@bennyjohnson Bronx Palm trees... 🤡
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@elonmusk @Gfilche You over-estimate the existential threat Twitter was, and the existential saviour you think it can be. You also are not being neutral, despite what you may be telling yourself.
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@DaveLeeFT @jburnmurdoch @elonmusk @vijaya How would you suggest Elon stop the free expressions of people on Twitter? Are you responsible for what I am writing?
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@BadVaccineTakes Ow! Just eye-roll cramped.
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@alifarhat79 “Perfectly” is asking for a LOT of forgiveness here
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@StephenKing Misogyny, straight up It’s actually a good movie that suffered from having no actor promotion leading up to the release.
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Acknowledgment that a year ago Gary called for a $960 $Tsla price. Current PT is $1600. Let’s go @garyblack00
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Gary Black
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2/ My new $TSLA 6-12 mo PT is $960 (from $1,000). I haven’t changed my 2025 EPS of $29 or 2025 P/E (50x = 2x PEG). I am now using a 10.75% discount rate reflecting 1.15% 10-yr yield and higher exp beta (1.6x). My $960 PT = $29 x 50x = $1,450, disctd at 10.75% for 4 yrs = $960.
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@teslafsdbeta @elonmusk I don’t think it’s about the money he gets, it’s about saying “stuff it” to the critics of his wealth and those who say “you don’t pay your taxes 🤬🤬🤬” Making it Twitter poll shows he isn’t doing this for the cash. It’s political jujitsu
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@engineers_feed "I knew I should have turned left at Albuquerque"
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@csa_asc 🤨 Always make sure to stop at the Tycho Gift Shop when you visit.
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@SamRamani2 Should be simple, since they don't currently own The Arctic
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@UberFacts "(Alpha Male)" in their Twitter handle.
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@lexfridman "How are you so divorced from reality that you're impressed by shopping carts?"
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Squid Game 2 looks... interesting? #SquidGame
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I’ll never financially recover from this maintenance cost.
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@mhill0425 @elonmusk @jonfavs They are welcome to, Elon has invited UAW to try. The employees don't want to. Should they be forced to?
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Turn back time, to last week. $TSLA
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@engineers_feed Portable CD players.
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@seanmmitchell This property is set to move fast. Don't let it slip out of reach.
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@WholeMarsBlog @daelmor @RBReich The truly sad thing is that Mr. Reich is a smart man, and he knows exactly what he is doing. It isn't ignorance that leads him to write these things, but a cynical, hypocritical, intentional distortion of a situation.
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@daelmor @engineers_feed And saying that would be the perfect answer to the original question.
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@NoContextBrits It all falls apart immediately.
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@buitengebieden How it started What we've done
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@KiwiEV Seatbelts sometimes prevent crashes
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@paugagneur @antoniogm @albertodelacruz Or don’t be so unlikeable to warrant such a response from your employee. Are you on the side of the Russian kleptocrat right now?
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@SciGuySpace ahahahahaha I look forward to all the retractions from major newspapers, magazines, semi-science websites for their apocalyptic headlines.
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Wheee! $TSLA
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@cwebbonline Amazing how everything about how they met was captured in high-def, portrait mode in 1993...
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@BillyM2k You wanna go for a walk, buddy?
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@engineers_feed Physicist: Where in the specs does it mention "light source"?
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@28delayslater @elonmusk the Realist would have taken his PayPal money, bought a property in the Caymans and spent the rest of his life sipping Mai Tais on the beach. - No @tesla - No @Spacex - No @boringcompany - No @neuralink - No #hope
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@KiwiEV What the hell is wrong wth the design of that tunnel?
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$TSLA down less than 2% after hours. For a Tesla event day, that counts as dodging a bullet.
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Please, no one tell him about submarines.
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Trump says electric motors in boats won’t work because if it sinks everyone will get electrocuted.
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@HESH10473 @elonmusk @JeffBezos And Elon has built a rocket than can reach orbit. One is a mid-life crisis manifest, the other is doing stuff. But I don't want to influence the poll.👀
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@RobDenBleyker People ruin everything,
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@AJemaineClement It was a magical time in cinema
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@fasc1nate Latitude
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@jasondebolt @POTUS Such a ridiculous argument - comparing wealth to level of income tax across individuals
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@DriveTeslaca "Heavier than" is such a weak argument. If that were the case, ICE cars would be charged gas taxes based curb-weight.
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@Rainmaker1973 These visualizations don’t help. Object size is exaggerated so they are visible on a scale that fits the whole Earth, and it then makes orbit look as crowded as LA traffic. Those objects are generally separated by tens or hundreds of kms.
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@engineers_feed They don’t talk about how smrt they are.
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I’m much happier when @elonmusk responds to @28delayslater ’s toxic tweets than to conspiracy theories. Feels like the old days.
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@DavinceDad @RealLyndaCarter Don't misogyny and post. It'll get you kilt.
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@adamhoov @elonmusk Few understand that I'm old enough to remember that this matters, so I did a thing. Sorry, not sorry and good morning to you. That's it, that's the tweet.
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This is not healthy
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@dani_elle831 @SethDillon Family: Making the best of a horrific situation Political Trolls: "See, it was never horrific, it was a good thing"
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Who get's the Chicken Dinner?
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For those who mistakenly object to pineapple on Pizza, I give you Pizza Hut Taiwan’s OREO, FLAMING CHICKEN, SQUID & FISH BALL Pizza:
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@elonmusk @HillaryClinton Sharing a salacious headline and a link to a website that isn’t there. That’s not citizen journalism, @elonmusk , it’s the worst sort of gossiping. I thought you wanted to do better.
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@engineers_feed Easily shown: -Pair up the smallest and largest and then the next, and the next... - So 1+100, 2+99, 3+98 and you get 101 fifty times. - 50 x 101 = 5050
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@heydave7 Russia retreat to 2013 borders and respect their international obligations. Anything else will just prolong conflict between Russia and it's neighbours; any cessation would be temporary.
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@jeremyjudkins_ Never mind that, answer the real question. Are You Acoustic?
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I don’t believe the Boomer Haus program for affiliates was done with any Ill-intent. It’s using the systems that have been set up here to maximize personal revenue. Elon created this, so fine, it’s a reasonable response. But I don’t have to like the everything’s-a-hustle
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@SawyerMerritt @Tsutsaev_Ruslan So more EVs built at GigaBerlin than from all of $gm this quarter…? So more EVs built at GigaBerlin than from all of Lucid this quarter…? So more EVs built at GigaBerlin than from all of Rivian this quarter…?
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$TSLA is back, baby - up 0.41% in pre-market!!
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@PamKeithFL Tesla is the ONLY car company whose purchasers love their vehicles so much they will happily talk about how great they are, and spends $0 on advertising. Can you imagine BMW or Cadillac selling anything if they didn't advertise?
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@jessica_kirsh @grok This is dangerously naive Russia has not kept any international promises since the fall of the Soviet Union, including on the territorial integrity of Ukraine. Russia keeps troops in Georgia, Moldova, Belarus, Kazakhstan and Ukraine, either against the nations’ wishes or
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@engineers_feed 0 Kelvin is -273.15 Celsius
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Most Americans don’t have a passport. 70% of Canadians do.
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I'm convinced the more you travel, the less "politically extreme" you become.
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@elonmusk @StephenKing Stop using your own account to share Twitter policy. Use @Twitter . You’re reinforcing the idea that this is all your private plaything.
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Buying $TSLA is easy, volume accumulation is hard, hodling through a 50% drop is excruciating* *But only the first time; the next ones get easier.
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Elon Musk
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@skorusARK Prototypes are easy, volume production is hard, positive cash flow is excruciating
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@MarkHamill Dark Hamill has entered the chat.
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@krassenstein Trump doesn't want to govern, ever, at all. He wants to politic to garner power to milk the system - and keep himself out of jail.
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@engineers_feed Place the ropes in a 'T' shape, with the vertical abutting the horizontal in the centre. Light any end and when all the burning is done, 45 minutes have elapsed.
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@Gerashchenko_en Russian Supremacy.
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@tryin2stayfree Raise your hand if you don't understand that Ottawa Hydro is not funded by taxes and a 10-minute storm with tornado-level winds can cause a lot of damage. Your moaning does a disservice to the crews that have worked through the night in dangerous conditions. I'll wait.
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