Danielle💃🏼
@dani_elle831
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you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it’s sinking ☀️
Mars, someday
Joined August 2010
@s8n Why do I see nicer things posted under Satan than I do any religious Twitter account?.
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@DaveEDanna they say social media is bad, but if we were all like Dave this world would be a much better place!. Keep up the great work!.
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@creation247 This woman does more for kids than you ever will. Do you know the history of Dolly Parton? . No way this account isn’t a parody 😆.
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@Beas_Knees I still can’t get over people living their lives like this I’m so happy I’m not you tho I’m sorry 😭😭.
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Convinced a guy at my gym to buy a Tesla. Currently spending 1k in gas a month. He’s getting a gray model y ◻️🔋.
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I still wave and scream “Tesla!” every time I see another Tesla on the road. I can’t remember the last time I got a wave back 😅 what a loooooser.
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I’ll join in on the trend. Naked. face. No makeup & no filter
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@AJamesMcCarthy I lost a cat last March & adopted the one no one wanted at the shelter. He’s the best cat I’ve ever had.
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@amylouisev don’t listen to them. You are a good mom. I definitely laughed at your post. I also have a 2 year old.
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How many Tesla owners bought their Tesla before riding in one, let alone drive one? 🙋🏼♀️. Research goes a long way, and after taking the first one home we bought another (ICE is way too dangerous).
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@elonmusk @teslaownersSV then make Election Day a national holiday or on a weekend. some of us work. some of us work on the weekends too . make it two days long.
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@WalterIsaacson I’m the only one here thinking zuck is in the right. Elon flip flopping like no other.
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I lost my dad 14 years ago today. Car accident. Wonder if life would be different if #tesla was where it is now, back then.
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@ultradereks @NoContextHumans You need approval from a judge to get divorced lol there’s usually more issues than a bad dream. Chill out dude. Marry a guy if you’re so worried.
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@SethDillon You are punishing the child giving birth by risking their life. You are being the hypocrite. You don’t care about children. You care about an agenda.
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1.5M impressions. I need to get more salty or more slutty.
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I don’t even think I can recommend a Tesla in my area if the mobile connector isn’t included. And no, @elonmusk not even for $200 more. The cars are so expensive right now.
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I’m a bot nice to meet you. Tesla has come very far in AI and robotics.
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well it finally happened. my phone died & I got locked out of my tesla ☠️. thankfully the massage place let me use their phone & hubby unlocked it from his phone. not sure why the car can’t be unlocked using an Apple Watch or other smart watch. any chance this could be.
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lots of these “young” kids on 𝕏 making fun of my age & profile pic. Should I change it to this so they can make even more fun of my no makeup face?
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I thought it was going to be too big. I’m surprised at how much I like the size. So I reserved one.
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@evolacore Weird way to come out as gay . I’m sure trans women can get them made perfectly for you.
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Bro moved all the way to China and Elon still lives in his head rent free
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@aphysicist Europe is amazing. This guy is right. Most people there are happy, enjoy their work, and aren’t obese. A normal job gets you everything you need. The us has it wrong and if you can’t tell by the miserable workers & the plethora of obese people & the looting across the.
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thanks everyone. had the baby. all is well.
brb gonna have a baby.
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i’m gonna get canceled for this but FSD isn’t worth more than 3k. it’s been nice knowing you all.
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@Cobratate @jenn1feraniston “Nobody cares” is the lamest, childish comeback this great man can come up with lolololololol. Shut up little wrinkled ball sack nobody cares.
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A patient came in to my workplace three times looking for the #tesla owner. He asked me how I liked it, etc, since he was thinking of buying a Porsche for his wife but was curious about Tesla. I saw him yesterday. Ordered a M3 with delivery early December. PR team who?.
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@elonmusk @wanda_hudson @EndWokeness It’s just so weird that there’s other democratic countries that don’t have mass shootings.
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Someone today asked me if my Y cost 100k and I had to explain to them that I’m actually a broke peasant.
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@BrighamHughes Pregnancy is the most dangerous time in a woman’s life. I am so so sad to hear. Life isn’t fair and those babies are adorable.
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The absolute worst
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If I get invited to the cybertruck delivery event should I wear this?
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@SaeedDiCaprio Anyone who doesn’t enjoy the office has questionable humor. I don’t trust them. Thanks for collecting them all here for me.
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honestly, hate on FSD all you want but any time I look at a person driving they have their phone in their hand & I trust the software more than a person driving & texting. i wonder why all the people wanting FSD off the roads aren’t pushing for stricter laws for those who text &.
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Imagine if a female ceo had 9 kids and multiple baby daddies. They’d be shunned.
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I half expect to open the Tesla app to see a broomstick for sale in the shop.
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honestly reminds me of a grand piano 🎹 . i regret saying the matte is better. i changed my mind.
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So @elonmusk follows through with a plan and somehow @lorakolodny twists it negatively. Is she insinuating government employees have to work this weekend? Poor babies. Just like how they push bills before holidays so they don’t have to work those either. Life is so hard 💔
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So every month us peasants have to see screenshots of payouts from 𝕏? 😩.
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It was an absolute delight to ‘Meet Kevin’ — so approachable and extremely personable. So thankful for the Tesla community and the new friends and acquaintances I got to meet and spend time with. A weekend to remember.⚡️♥️🌟
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Men will never experience pregnancy nor an abortion and yet they have very strong opinions on it. Weird.
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