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Why not just play Ryan Niblet?
Former Oregon State WR Silas Bolden is expected to visit
#Texas
this weekend, source tells
@ontexasfootball
. The 5-foot-9 WR possesses elite speed and hauled in 54 receptions for 746 yards and five touchdowns in 2023.
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@BlackMajikMan90
You: "Listen, guys, it's clear why people have elected not to come see this movie......BUT, I don't want to hear it, it's NOT allowed, create another reason."
All of us: "....."
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@Realrclark25
How long did that Air Fryer sit on the counter unused before Y'all finally gave it a shot and realized lives were changed?
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@barstoolsports
@DogWalkBarstool
4,2,3,5,1.
4 = drafted actual comedies. Congrats
1 = started strong with Superbad and fails with Borat and Jackass. Embarrassing.
3,4 = Strongest round 1&2 Combo.
5 = Could have snagged Shrek at the end for great value.
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@getnickwright
This is absurd to have Luka there when the ranking is, "past 50 years". This isn't projections based..
You have him ahead of Chris Paul. What are we doing? Luka never plays another game and you feel good with him This high right now. Messes up the list and credibility.
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@Aaron_Torres
Lol - and of those 44 wins... how many were against a ranked opponent at end of season? 5?
They pick their schedule, they dominate bad teams, they lose EVERY "big" game every year. Rinse and Repeat.
Valiant effort, though 😉
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@Doc_Texas
For University of Texas .. Red River... Immortality..
Earthquake!!!! He hit it!!
Dicker! The Kicker!!!!
48 - 45 : Texas!!!
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@CycloneLarry69
Just beat Bill Self by 20** less than 7 days ago.
Have you considered enrolling at Texas?
It's what your life revolves around.
You don't miss a SINGLE game.
Hahahhahahahhahahaa - Imagine being that insecure.
Thanks for the quality updates on my Program!!!
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@MadScientistFF
70s - AMAZING
Godfather Part II
Jaws
Rocky
Star Wars
Alien
The Exorcist
Halloween
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1000.
Here's who I follow daiy; make sure to give 'em a shot:
King -
@kyleumlang
Queen -
@TexasFancyBoots
Kings Guard vs Rivals non-stop during the season-
@angrybevo21
@Dewayne42005783
(thanks for tagging me, bro - Disu is coming back soon)
Faves:
@HaFro09
@CJVogel_TFB
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@AdamBreneman81
@Jaredwiley23
@TCUFootball
1) TCU - Did not win the Big12
2) Ja'Tavion Sanders - Top 50 Overall Prospect in next years draft.
3) He plays the same position as Jared Wiley.
4) FIRST-TEAM ALL BIG12 this year. (Not HM like Wiley)
5) Reach out if you need help being an analyst.
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@RotoSurgeon
Lol - So there are black guys in this list of "white" QBs and you a Heisman Winning
#1
OVR Unanimius selection in here.
Do better.
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@MalloryAnnette_
@XavierMBB
@XU_Alumni
@XuBarstool
@XU_Xtreme_Fans
@XavierU
Imagine not knowing the curse of "Horns Down".
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@nflthrowback
The only correct/perfect answer =
CB1: Deion Sanders
CB2: Rod Woodson
S1: Leroy Butler
S2: Ronnie Lott
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@RollTide_97
@CFB_Hype
Alabama, Georgia, Clemson, etc Fans before Arch Commits: He's the best. We are gonna get him!!
Alabama, Georgia, Clemson, etc Fans after Arch Commits to Texas: OMG SO overrated, you see this one bad game, OMG... it's just his name!!!, cry cry cry...
Love it.
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@ChuckBassFF
Band of Brothers, Minority Report, Justified, Yellowstone, Traitor, Flags of Our Fathers, Captain America: The First Avenger.
All damn good.
It's hard for him to get A level Roles due to his Religious Beliefs. (Ex. He won't kiss anyone cuz he's Married.)
Go easy on him!
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@JimMWeber
Good - with all the gold medals he's brought us, dude deserves a nice hiatus. Love it.
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@Big12Conference
@TexasFootball
@TexasLonghorns
@CoachSark
@Bijan5Robinson
Big12 trying to take credit for national awards after fucking Texas all Year and in the awards.
Get outta here. Beta Conference.
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@PFF_College
Lol - Not having Bijan Robinson on this list is hilarious. I.e. "Please give us clicks"; Dude is on the Heisman Watch List. .. Guess You got your clicks.
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What the hell does one have to do with the other right now??????
Despite CJ Stroud's dad being in prison for 38 years, he had a HUGE rookie season.
• 4,108 passing yards
• 23 passing touchdowns
• Playoff berth
• 10-7 record
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@HookemHornsTx22
Texas Longhorn follow train.
No Texas Longhorns fan should be under 1k followers.
Comment
#NoLonghornfanUnder1k
Follow everyone that comments, likes, retweets and follows everyone back that follows you. RT to spread the message!
#LonghornsTwitter
#Texas
#TexasSZN
#HookEm
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You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
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@MadScientistFF
80s -
1: Top Gun - Action
2: The Breakfast Club (You Could Flip: Sixteen Candles, St. Elmo's Fire, Mystic Pizza) - RomCom
3: E.T. ( Could Flip: Untouchables, Raging Bull) - Classic
HM Category: Raiders of the Lost Arc
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@CookedByHurts
@joelklatt
If 'Bama is the SEC Champ and only has 1 loss. Then, 1-loss Big12 Champ 12-1 Texas with a win over 1-loss SEC Champ 12-1 Alabama IN Alabama at night by 10 points is easily the best win in the Country. This was a night game in Tuscalosa against - then no.3 ranked Alabama.
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@tengland_150
We are literally pointing and laughing at you.
The fact that you can't comprehend that is beyond "chef's kiss".
Please, never stop doing it.
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@Horns63
I want this ^^ 💯 - Rooting for you to be correct.
Silas looks like he could be a true issue in a Sark Led Offense, too.
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@CJVogel_TFB
Without reading, "The thread you don't want to read".
Compare Bijan to the Four Candidates this year selected ahead of him.
It's a joke.
There is nothing else to say.
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@Dewayne42005783
Bobby got word yesterday afternoon that he - in fact- is now believed to have the grades/credits necessary to transfer to Texas and should be visiting this weekend!
Huge for us, Bro!
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Losing Caldwell to Oregon and now hearing D'antre Robinson asking out of his LOI... Awful news for the move to the SEC. Robinson was ready now, too.
When are we going to hire a new DL Coach??
#HookEm
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@CFBLive247_
Texas Longhorns scary wide receiver corps.
WR-X | Xavier Worthy | Johntay Cook / Isaiah Neyor
WR-Z | Adonai Mitchell | Isaiah Neyor | Casey Cain
WR-H | Jordan Whittington | DeAndre Moore
TE’s | Ja’Tavion Sanders | Gunnar Helm Jr
Weapons a plenty for Quinn Ewers..
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@bagsfan75_Tony
From all the Boyz - Thank you for inserting pumpkin spice into the options. You the real hero.
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@kloveaggs
This post just tells everyone on Twitter that you don't understand the word 'success' nor the game of Football itself.
You just posted on social media, "Jimbo was better after 3 years".
Not a single CFB enthusiast - whether a fan of any other conference - agree. Classic Aggy.
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@CarnivoreVol
@HookemHeadlines
Hahahaahhaha
Imagine tweeting this and having nothing to stand on.
Yes, UT - Texas - is Daddy.
Learn your place, pookie bear.
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@AmandaMAtwell
The Pan Handle. Nice crust, excellent center, with some 1905 Vanilla Ice Cream on top.
This will - of course - be after the wonderful Ribeye, Mashed Potatoes, and Asparagus.
How exciting!
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@billyliucci
@BFW
Why is the Big12 even being brought up???
Hahhahahahaha - Billy is MAD! So upset about how bad his team is and salivating over Texas.
You can't make this stuff up. Amazing!
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Got us a nice Duo for '24!!
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@AdamWeil22
The standard is you crying to Mommy and Daddy about the Refs on Social Media for 24 hours straight.
That is the standard.
You= "but but but, it isn't fair, we were cheated".
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Niblett!!
Texas will have two of the fastest players in ALL of The SEC next year.
- Ryan Niblett 🏃🏾💨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
- Isaiah Bond 🏃🏾💨🔥🔥🔥
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Fellow longhorns I've gotten like over a 100 more followers since yesterday let's keep it growing
#NoLonghornfanUnder1k
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@kyleumlang
@kbohls
Bohls is upset that as he's FINALLY about to be pushed out the door, Texas is relevant in everything again.
Let the poor guy sulk.
It's all he has left.
Negativity negativity negativity.
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@bigpackers4x
Nah - everyone knows your intent with the pic at the time.
Gotta own the Good and the Bad, Bud.
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@CountryMusicReb
@Aaron_Torres
?? - Lol - What does the worst decade in the History of Texas Football have to do with literally anything I said?
I assure you, I can speak intelligently on College Football while also being a devout Fan in Mourning.
#Loyalty
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@Jaydonblue23
Your speed after the first cut - Home Run Hit, TD..
Baxter n Blue - Top Duo in the Country.
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@getnickwright
Bring the Refs along and you'll be fine, Nick.
Breathe. Breeeeeeeeathe.
If they can create mulligans in an AFC Championship Game in order to ensure Mahomes wins, then you can assume it'll carry to the Superbowl.
Just need 5 to 6 downs per 4 downs allowed.
You're fine.
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@JeredRossow
@Bkhgz
@ScooterMagruder
@K1
@P2
Scooter is a Fan of the NFL - He posted that GIF (really well executed, btw) cuz he's "here for the drama" between the two players. He don't give a shit about the Cardinals or Vikings.
Wasn't hard to understand.
Save for maybe You.
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@TacoSLZN
@MadScientistFF
You literally just said, "shit... New York style is CLEARLY the best and most sought after."
' Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery '
Hence why NY Style Pizza "can be had on every street corner in America."
Next...
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@FBCoachP
Love You, Coach!!! Thanks for bringing Your hard work and dedication to Austin.
You were the always the toughest for two decades!
Respect.
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Preach.
"Sark has a Mack Brown feel. He can handle Texas. He's not engulfed by it."
—
@ColinCowherd
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@Dewayne42005783
I'm just here to read all the guys telling you he pushed it back after the first comment was already posted.
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@Anderson_Era23
NCAA: "If only there was a perfect clip of clear and concise targeting" .... "Well look at that, A&M fans just posted one for everyone." .....
Classic.
You lost the game.
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@GregSwindell
Texas Longhorn follow train. No Texas Longhorns fan should be under 1k followers. Comment
#NoLonghornfanUnder1k
Follow everyone that comments, likes, retweets and follows everyone back that follows you. RT to spread the message!
#LonghornsTwitter
#Texas
#TexasSZN
#HookEm
!!
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@iloff
@TTBTDREW
@angrybevo21
This account is held by a 20 year old child. Poor thing prly felt like he posted something badass. Hahahaha... Bless Emerson and his Disney Fantasy He lives in.
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@TN_Longhorn
I feel like you should delete this post and wear what the wife got ya! 😂
#ThankHerTooMuch
#PrayingThisHasntBeenSeenYet
#GodBeWithYou
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Thank you, John Cook!!! We appreciate the effort and grind you put into training these young stars!! We'll take it from here!
#HookEm
🤘🤘
Former Nebraska volleyball star Whitney Lauenstein will join Texas Longhorns volleyball
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@PeterMarvin1
@ESPNCFB
1: ND is not good
2: Likely because the game is on FOX and not ESPN.....smh
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@Longhorns_B12C
100 - This should be the norm; Add on that we already know that UTSA is led by a deservedly well respected Coach right off the bat, c'mon people.
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@richeisen
@tkelce
@Chiefs
So did the Refs.
It's clear you're either going to dismiss it entirely OR (likely scenario) briefly bring it up tomorrow, act like it didn't play a monumental role, and then give all the glory to Mahomes.
This is pretty weak.
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@bylindsayhjones
Someone wants to stand out!
Horrific call - let the Fans yell, jesus. This isn't about you. Albeit, you really want it to be.
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Lol... "back".... what are they back from? .... hahaha
(Great win, though!!)
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💯
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@GregJennings
@KurtBenkert
The career of Greg Jennings after leaving Aaron Rodgers. Don't worry, Kurt. Keep trying hard and staying positive! Greg is just butthurt he couldn't hack it without Rodgers.
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@GHamilton_On3
@On3Recruits
@On3sports
You the man, Gerry. No one wants you gone - will follow wherever you go!
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@NorbCam
@KJ_WRIGHT34
@Seahawks
@packers
@Lions
Former Seahawk player complaining about the Packers on behalf of the Seahawks.
Great content here........
Next.
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@loslonghorns
1.) Ricky Williams
2.) Earl Campbell
3.) Cedric Benson
4.) Bijan Robinson
5.) D'onta Foreman
- and -
6.) Jamaal Charles
7.) Priest Holmes
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@galloway_coach
@Bijan5Robinson
@roschon
This is the greatest 24 hours of Jacks's life Boys. Look at the picture. Nothing else needs to be said.
Jack = Beta = cut from the team in middle school before teams cut kids.
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@wingoz
Let me edit this so it's accurate for people that are not biased and want to hear the truth:
"Refs said, hop on... .. you're headed to Arizona"
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#HookEm
🤘
"Sark is literally building a true 'pick your poison' type offense"
🎙️:
@TheLandoShow
|
@InsideTExas
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#HookEm
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💯- just wait 'til this rotation gets to become a rhythm come the Big12 Tourney and into the Madness!!
Just need a lil time to work it all out.
These wins are huge now!
#HookEm
Tonight Dylan Disu went team on back to lead us to a clutch Big 12 road win. 33 points in the middle of an insane Cincy environment.
I told y’all when Dylan is up & healthy we’re different folks!
Great win for Texas Men’s basketball 🤘🏾
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@twopennies1989
@AaronNagler
@espnhomer
Aaron - please don't even respond to this tweet.
Let this guy try and figure it out.
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@amuoixs
Seen 30 other people post this and then gets the balls to post it.
April Fools.
Everyone laughed really hard.
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@ThrowBackFrog
Texas now has two 10 win seasons in the past 5 years. TCU has one.
You're 5-6 right now - irrelevant like usual.
No Big12 Titles. Nothing. Baggage.
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@BarstoolTexasAM
How has the hiring process been going? Hear Y'all have reached out to Kansas to interview their Coach...
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