David Porkstar 🇵🇸
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person who believes tv and movies are real. listen to my amateur audiobook recordings on youtube
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Never read it and will not watch the show but it was so funny when Netflix’s “first look” at “The Three Body Problem” consisted of this image:
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@no_earthquake
Fellas like this are always so cute and endearing to me. Where does he think he is?
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Denise Richards might be my favorite performance in Starship Troopers. She is so vapid she’s almost inhuman. Absolutely nothing behind those eyes.
lets cut the bullshit. anyone who would choose the fatuous carmen ibanez over the incandescent dizzy flores is not worthy of federal citizenship
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@butleriano
I think in order to save the earth we need to make women do way more extremelytaxing domestic drudgery.
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@redditships
She should have engineered an elaborate incident where her bf’s relationship with his work bae causes a (secretly one armed) man to “lose” a prosthetic arm. I guarantee that would have taught him a lesson
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@polishXcellence
Do they even conflict here? Whose mobility is limited such that they can’t do their own shopping but can easily transport themselves to the store to berate a servant?
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@jonathanchait
You are misreading why people are going after her and what they think her struggle to offer a definition on the spot reveals. But you also retweeted Serwer explaining exactly why people are going after her! What gives?
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@Srirachachau
He was so diplomatic and supportive in the years immediately following its production and release and meanwhile Kubrick was saying shit like "now, no one could reasonably call King's work 'literature,' but he can write a decent page turner for oafs when he puts his mind to it."
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@dklmarxist
SEC frat rows wer once a hotbed of leftist organizing and resistance to empire. But then Andrea Dworkin came along and started making men feel bad for all the rape and stuff.
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@willystaley
It was sad that we had to say goodbye to Navarro’s sister, whatshername, a character who captured America’s heart and will stay with us long after she’s gone. but her arc was one of the richest portraits of mental health in the history of True Detective: Night Country
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@h0mmelette
A drunk suicidal frenchman understood thar this would be the new prevailing order of things in the 1960z
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@GarlicCorgi
People don’t talk about this because it gets their mentions flooded with feral Boxies. I’ve seen people get doxxed, fired, i even saw one person get attacked after someone shipped himself to their home in a large crate.
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@janhopi
He was slicing the garlic like that because it was such a slow process that he couldn’t be called upon to do any additional work while all the other guys were sweating over stoves and hauling crates of lobsters
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@EvenMorePaxton
I mean they weren't crazy for this one, since the South is famous for the brutality of its winters, which can last for years at a time, just like we're famous for our seven hundred foot wall of ice on the mason dixon line
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@CIAGoFundMe
There’s certainly some grey areas here. For example, what if I really really REALLY want to fuck one of my students? You can see how it’s better to assess on a case by case basis than make arbitrary “rules” and “ethical standards”
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@Sturgeons_Law
I think it really effectively addresses a long-running critique of season 1: that they didn't have enough depictions of ghosts pointing and screaming with scare chords
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@proffwolff
He also invented dialectics by pointing out that you can only truly he comfy when you’re bundled up in a COLD room bc “nothing exists in itself” and all things exist only through contrast to other things
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I’m afraid that by linking the richness of a person’s interiority to their consumer media preferences you have already revealed yourself as a classic contemplator of the spectacle and therefore just as intellectually and spiritually impoverished as the archetypal “coworker.”
you know what a lot of hay has been made about coworkers having just as rich an interior life as anyone else but sometimes images like this come along & you really gotta stop & question how committed you are to that belief
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@Srirachachau
If you pay extra you can lock chewbacca in your room’s emergency fire panic closet until he dies of dehydration
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@LegoRacers2
You have to do quips because the stuff that makes the people sitting around the DnD table laugh is rooted in personal chemistry and spontaneous riffing which can't be replicated in a videogame except by comical dice roll results, which IIRC the game doesn't lean in to.
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@richard_normal
JP: They condemn the order for shunning the omens, but what is a horn? It's a spiral. Endless recursion!
Elon: buh-
JP: And when a maiden has no Tarnished, when she sets out for her own fingers, what happens? Chaos! *tearing up* Ashes, nothing but ashes.
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@MandelaFace
Still, those people were right that states never relinquish emergency powers once they’ve taken them, which is why I have to show my vaccine passports before I buy my monthly allotment of butter and silk hosiery
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@JeremyMonjo
It’ll mostly be fine. Those kids are simply going to have the sexual fetish equivalents of cubism.
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This one does sort of overstay its welcome by having a story attached but the headline image combo is perfect
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@Very__Regular
I like at the beginning when Princess Irulan fades away after finishing her clunky, direct-to-the-camera exposition dump, then fades back in, says "I almost forgot," and continues.
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@LowRhoUfo
Even for people who aren’t far right, the reason anyone has the desire to watch rape themed interracial pornography is inseparable from the exact attitudes towards race gender and sex that these guys so red facedly promote
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@politicalmath
If they can criticize him for funneling millions in undisclosed donations to unelected legislator-kings and collecting millions of dollars of hitler memorabilia, they can do the same to you........
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@Sturgeons_Law
I think that if one were to earnestly investigate who benefits from a "politics" that's entirely or almost entirely about interpersonal behavior among individuals, one might be surprised to learn that it's not the world's oppressed and downtrodden peoples
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@opinonhaver
Outlook runs like shit and it can’t search emails for shit and its interface sucks shit. I cannot discourage it enough, stranger.
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This scene always has me in stitches just looking at her wide eyed smile with the music
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@ConceptualJames
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Is it part of the empirical tradition to response to people deploying evidence to body your argument with "nuh uh *cry laugh emojis*?"
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@Sturgeons_Law
Bland tech optimism that leftists normally scorn becomes ok, necessary event, if the alternative is risking the possibility that you sound like you’re complaining about kids these days. Not good!
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@InternetHippo
If seatbelts keep us safe, why do cars need brakes? Something doesn’t add up here
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@Sturgeons_Law
Still processing the twist that the scientists weren’t killed by a ghost but by the 18 cleaning ladies who work at their small high school sized facility, who killed them by feeding them to a ghost.
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@vituperativeerb
stupid post. Getting brutalized by maga dipshits at a trump rally would indeed be great press for his electoral opponent, just as nationally broadcast southern violence was for the CRM. Their goal isn’t getting Kamala elected though and the violence they are opposing isnt trump’s
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@TheLincoln
GRRM thinks institutions like hereditary monarchy tend towards corruption, dysfunction, and violence because he is a POSTMODERN CYNIC
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Not an expert but I thought the consensus was that, to the nazis, the war and holocaust were the same goal, so both these tweets are wrong. Happy to be corrected though.
This is Holocaust revisionism you illiterate baboon. The Nazis had a "starkly economic incentive for murder on a scale larger even than the Holocaust" due to food shortages. Slave labor replaced workers who had been called away to wage war on the Eastern Front.
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@ArmyStrang
In my car dependent city with a dense downtown and lots of sprawl, they were boarding up sporting goods stores like antifa was gonna March down like 8 miles of highway w no sidewalk to nab a charcoal grill and gym socks
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@Srirachachau
But whenever he shows up anywhere that’s outside of the villain’s vicinity there’s at least a fifty percent chance that something like this happens to him (the dick van dyke episode has a scene in a catholic shelter with like this exact premise even)
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@Smirktavious
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Wow you watched 100 videos huh i guess you must have a pretty good idea of what’s going on out there then
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@mattyglesias
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I personally prefer reading you writing about real stuff rather than meeting right wing culture war hacks on their own terms in the realm of abstracted resentment based media outrage spectacle.
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@freganmitts
Sometimes in life you have to do things you don't necessarily want to do. The idea that every single assignment must stir the passions of adolescents otherwise it's worthless is infantilizing consumer brain nonsense.
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@AbelGearSolid
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I disagree. the first thing I thought upon seeing this image that the Brazilian judge doesn’t want me to see was “communism rule 101.”
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the depiction of tranluscent cloth on sculptures has become the watch word of art appreciation for trad pseuds, but while it is always technically impressive it has the same inherent artistic value as a very complex lego sculpture, and this particular piece sucks ass.
2. Benjamin Victor
Benjamin Victor is an American sculptor renowned for his work in classical and realist styles, notably being the only living artist with multiple sculptures in the U.S. Capitol's National Statuary Hall.
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Starting to really internalize the spite appeal of Trump - I want him to beat DeSantis in large part because it will humiliate worms like Rich Lowry to have to gobble up his turds and ask for seconds again
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This is a good point but I think particularly right wing misogyny has become informed by pornographic discourse in a way it wasn’t before. Whether that makes it worse or not is debatable but there’s a real change here related to changes in how mass media works
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Which movie titles irritate you most? Too awkward, unnecessary words, bad grammar, whatever.
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@polishXcellence
Easily one of the most horrifying civilizations in world history. Just read this banger last week and the level of ambient cruelty and violence is breathtaking, even when considered alongside the general nightmare of human history
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@francisxwolf
I love foraging for cast iron pans and fresh possum with meemaw and poopaw and they say "sweet summer child" and craft beer is for yankee snobs and country music used to be about killing cops and organizing unions and uh im pretty sure ppl here were communists at some point (??)
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@no_earthquake
How could he know that when everything that follows that sentiment contradicts it?!? Likes it’s so sweet because I actually am confident that this dope is himself acting in clueless good faith!
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@PetreRaleigh
I would “break balls” in a way that maintained my own status without threatening anyone else’s status
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@Sturgeons_Law
I think they should have spent five times as much time on what’s his name and Professor Rose sitting silently on the sea ice
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Amusing watching a certain breed of trump supporting right wing pseud bemoaning how the harris campaign effectively bodying them with a simple slogan heralds a terrifying, novel shift away from the sober, substantive policy discussions they promoted in the trump years
Kamala might just be successful and usher in a new regime of retarded, vibes-based politics where politicians are memetic spectacles, have no platform, make no promises, hold no opinions, but are explicitly aligned with (and captured by) this or that set of powerful interests who
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@JeremyMonjo
Him showing up out of nowhere with a gigantic fleet every time it was necessary to give Danaerys an improbable setback in order to achieve the planned ending was a pretty good running gag in retrospect.
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@ettingermentum
Love the replies saying that none of this matters because those states were rigged. Bit of a messaging boner from the Republicans on that one. Whoops!
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@Srirachachau
This person is a go-getter. Season 3 of Twin Peaks has been bubbling up in the discourse lately and they're getting out ahead, throwing the moralistic contrarian take in the ring before anyone has realized that's a possibility. Great hustle.
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@ilikeadamsmith
Conservatives online despise nothing more than grieving parents who refuse to let their grief become an excuse for inhumanity. It drives them crazy and makes them start talking like Satan.
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@Aelkus
this person makes an interesting distinction between "realism" (effectively impossible in something like a videogame) and "authenticity" (what people mean by "realistic")
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@Sturgeons_Law
George PLEASE finish winds we're relitigating the tax policy quote every 10 days over here
Also, GRRM is like: "if I don't see Aragorn shitting, how will I know that Gondor has a functional sewage system?"
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Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: tv and movies are real.
It’s not just “political correctness” that prompts Hollywood to make white characters non-white. Snow White is now brown because the filmmakers view the character’s whiteness as a flaw to be fixed. It’s anti-white racism and should be called such.
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Having another moment where I genuinely don't know what the fuck he's babbling about. He's going to steal the brazillian equivalent of Air Force One? Is that what he's saying?
Unless the Brazilian government returns the illegally seized property of 𝕏 and SpaceX, we will seek reciprocal seizure of government assets too.
Hope Lula enjoys flying commercial.
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@mtsw
Barbara Tuchman describes a medieval battle in France where the levy archers were doing such a good job picking off a row of pikemen that the honor-jealous noble knights made a sudden frontal charge against the pikes, trying to claim the glory, and were all slaughtered.
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@no_earthquake
Medieval ass “þa beehyve doth modele chrystendom for all bees doth dutyfullye serve þa kynge of þa hyvve forsooth” shit
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@willsommer
I love how in a world with thousands of unemployed noname actors, these people think false flags must involve actors they’ve seen on the television, the core constituent component of their mental universes.
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Quote from 2005 movie adaptation of Greek epic poetry as paean to mid century ham burger as golden age. A trad distillate so pure that if you opened the bottle the fumes would kill you instantly.
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@mertcentury
Reverse cope: people who make intense efforts to make themselves more miserable and resentful than they otherwise would be.
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