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I'd be sending daily scriptures, if you're interested hmu
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Do people think genetical ancestry vanishes bcos they crossed a sea??
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Higher courts yeah, but you see Magistrates court atimes you would would think someone is shooting a skit
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No public holiday tomorrow? Traditional worshippers, you don't have anything for us??
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Every one under this thread supporting someone eating your food just because you hired them to clean your house are mad.
Talmbout you can't afford a maid if you don't offer her breakfast. How does that make sense??
Does your boss at your place of work offer you breakfast??
Last week I found out my maid has been having 2 eggs with her breakfast every day. Today found out she’s adding cheese slices to her breakfast , this not a live in maid no.she comes from her house and goes back. Isn’t it too much now?
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The position of SAN should be scrapped, it serves no benefit to the improvement of the bar.
NLS should be an exam setting body and not a school, law faculties in uni's would prep their students to take the bar exams.
RPC is a rubbish and needs amendment.
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@amy_gukas
How can you expect an african mother to enter market and buy just one item??? O Wrong Nau, O Wrong!!
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@__adeola__
Ire is after her life. Ire is an opp.
Poor baby crying her heart out, that boy wants to unalive himself and in the process unalive her.
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"Love is not enough babyyy, come to me"
WITH:
1. Sworn affidavit that you are not here to waste my time.
2. Statement of character signed by a cleric that you are not the kind of person god dey fear.
3. Witness statement on oath that you are not mad.
4. €$£ & co.
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For me personally, watching you be you.
Observing you in moments. Those little Idiosyncrasies that make you, you.
How you use the word 'like' as a comma when you talk.
How you throw your head back when I make you laugh.
How you close your eyes when your lips are mine.
what forms of intimacy do you enjoy that aren’t sexual? be specific
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I can finally smile. This phase of my life is finally over. I passed the bar and I passed it well. Jesus 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@shyTALKactive
@zeepapka
If you did not now call, they'll hit you with "Look at the nonsense you bought for 5000 naira" and keep their face as if you're smelling.
Women are rude 😭😭, i no dey enter market for anybody, if it's not online or inside store forget about it.
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@meetjeo
its like taking an asian out of asia and the centuries later descendants of that asian return to asia and are surprised to find that asians in asia look like them.
Its just 🤦🏾♂️
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Sorry but i don't think just bcos you're talking with somebody you're automatically in a talking stage.
Except your intent is brought forward, its just a random conversation regardless of how frequent the conversation is.
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ask for 5 days scattered across the year fgs. They'll not agree and you guys settle for 3 days.
Which one is just 1day abeg??
"Declare every August 20 as public holiday for us" – Traditional worshippers begs FG
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@Maria_xlm
@livewithnoregrt
And a sibling stand in front of the tv to stop you from using the remote to change the channel
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Walahi I fine die
#NBAAGC2023
(P.S. they did not get the venue right. All this walking isn't it)
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This narrative that lawyers tell lies is hilarious. Lawyers have little business with what is the truth or not
We just deal in what the law says & what can be proven. We are not truth investigators or lies disprovers.
We just fix people's problems for a fee!
Can a Lawyer be a devoted Christian or Muslim ? Like as a Lawyer, you avoid lying or twisting the truth completely?
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coming back to this, this guy is a fool no doubt. But this thing gives credence to the saying that "men don't like women".
Cos if you actually like somebody & this is the person you went out on a date with. You wont allow the person go through this level of distress for 12k
She ate food of 12k thinking that the guy will pay chai😭😹😹 see embarrassment
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@antoniclaude
@VCHEUBA
Its actually very simple, they over franchised and there wasn't any provision for proper quality control.
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The lengths lawyers go for their clients. A well paid lawyer is a soldier, very little they can't get done.
That's why I marvel at many multimillion naira businesses that don't have any form of legal representation, small error that a lawyer would see would help your business &
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@gboly3190
@KathleenNdongmo
@IHLbyZee
@EditiEffiong
sacrifice to who? Carry that stuff to shrine & see whether thunder wont fire somebody
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Go back and use my card or initiate the transfer again.
I'm not a thief, I got my groceries they should rightfully get their money.
You bought groceries worth 65k from a super market and then did transfer.
You got home and you suddenly received a reversal of the money you spent.
What's your next move??
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If you're looking up to this person you are really in the gutter
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For future reference, if I'm moving to you & you have man please open your mouth & talk!
I can't be moving to u & you're hiding man like seized tramadol & telling me you're such a funny guy. I cannot be cracking jokes for somebody that has man. Collect your laughter from your man
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A Baby Boy is +1!!!! 🎈🎉
The 2nd Slide is very important! Especially the 1st one.
@ManUtd
win Today and Sunday for a baby boy 🙏🏾.
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@Timerexxl
@Wana____
We need some level of fear in our lives. If not we would jumping of bridges or kissing snakes
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In recognition of my solemn oath to preserve justice and uphold the law, as is my duty as minister in the...
lmaoo lets bfr, I'm here for the money. Its been 4yrs so far, grateful so far.
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She just closed the chapter on the person that hurt her. This is growth.
This is closure. I'm happy for her.
But goddamn, nobody should put me in such a position. You people should mind yourself.
When you found me Caleb, (I stand to state without mincing words that by the grace of God I am a good woman) did you remember to;
Pray on your own?
Not call her disgusting names like Lazy, unserious and the others?
Did you forgive her as quickly as she forgave you or you
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Dyg, they broke 12yr old Aang from Ice and told him you have 100 days to master all bending & fight your opp when he is at his ultimate strongest
Also while you're trying to learn bending, people will also be trying to kill you. Goodluck.
Korra na trust fund baby compared to Aang
Don't forget that Aang fought Ozai on the day of Sozen's comet o. Anywhere they are dragging Korra, WAKE ME UP.
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"I am neutral, I am neutral"
Turn am upside down agbado will fall out.
I wan thank Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu for bringing dis change, Aluta Continua
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With all pride in my heart cos God made it so. *clears throat*
CIVIL LITIGATION YOUR FATHER, YOUR ACTUALLY DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anybody that can peel yam in the morning bcos they want to make breakfast is a go getter.
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Start a family 😂😂😂 An average Law associates salary is a powerful contraceptive.
The earning capacity of lawyers (associates) in Nigeria is too low, it hurts. It seems like those in big firms have it better but if you deep it, they are just a rich version of poor lawyers.
How many associates can comfortably start a family based on salary?
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@fejir0
I have ironed it 😭😭 I'm just hoping that ogun or amadioha people will come and say tomorrow is their day that Federal govt should respect their rights 😭😭
This is not too much to ask, is it?
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@ezinna2x
That's how i changed a flat trye for a lady and put in the spare which was a smaller tyre, I told her to patch the flat tyre at the vulcaniser down the road and have him change it back.
Aunty said No oh, that she will drive it straight home and park it for her husband🙄🙄
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In NYSC you'd see the product of the Nigerian educational system.
I met a graduate who didn't know what an email was. This was in 2020.
Another graduate said if endsars happened in america the american Constitution allows the govt to bomb its own citizens.
I nearly lost my mind😖
I remember writing a letter of redeployment for somebody in NYSC camp for 10k cuz he couldn’t write in English
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Double first class, to get a first class at the Nigerian Law School that fails people like its an olympic sport and then proceed to harvard. To be compared to Portable.
Twitter is a mad place, the world is a mad place.
This ratio is not enough!!
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@iamEbiDoris
@zizzycarter
Watching someone do a tiktok will have you questioning their sanity
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@Wizarab10
There is no song from Nigeria bigger than Ckay's love Nwantiti. Even Wizkid's Essence is nowhere near it
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People saying wrong timing as if the Nigerian tragedy is not still ongoing. Things are getting worse each day.
So when would be the right time? I thought people 2 truths can co-exist.
Its peak fooling to deny that a lot of the emotions towards Mohbad stems from Nigeria's failings
Fuel went from N195 to N617. No one came out. The elections were rigged and made every single one of us look like fools. Nobody came out still.
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The problem with shawarma is 1 shawarma is not enough and 2 shawarma's is gluttony
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@muiztheboy
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Asin eh, after giving your all in 45mins they'll tell you it's just warm up. Warm up ke, as if I be stale Okro wey don spoil for fridge.
Alaaye 45mins is my entire workout for the week.
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Ibinabo drop that box 💀
2. Without naming the State you are from, what is it famous for?
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This rain is a sign that today is meant to be a public holiday idc idc
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Beyonce is out of this world but there's no way she's beating Riri in a hits battle
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God was intentional in the inclusion of a woman who used to be a Ho in the ancestry of Jesus.
If she's good enough for Christ 👌🏾
My brothers put your right hand on your head and repeat after me, MAY I NOT MEET A H0E IN HER "I'VE FOUND JESUS " ERA.
AMEN.
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The communality of passing bar. An experience all lawyers share. United through common experience.
I am so delighted for the latest & freshest Legal mandem.
Glasses raised to your achievements 🥂
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The thing that makes me laugh is that if the process was rigged shouldn't you also be advocating for it to be discarded??
"Peter Obi did not only stop at the South-East, he brought his rigging machine into Lagos"
- Festus Keyamo SAN
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@MarquizDejavex
@Mojss_AA
@Sir_kay__
Are you intentionally dense? He is obstructing your child from moving up the slide and I'm recommending pushing him out the way and you're making comparisons with Police brutality??
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A Homie is +1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Listen to the words of Christ!!
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Congratulations to the many who passed the bar.
Congratulations and Well Done.
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Ten haag is not possible rn but anybody is better than Ole. By anybody i don't mean rodgers
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7 out of 7
Our next 7 games which also includes the Carabao Cup final and both of the Barça ties.
How much wins are you predicting?
Download the hoof app to keep up to date with the latest stats, fixtures, results, topics etc:
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@daryl_ei
The only thing that made sense was the soap thingy and even then how expensive is a simple soap dish
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participate and let me tell you your fate
(muhahahhaha, I have to much energy for 22:53. been asleep all day and sleep has left me)
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I have an active imagination, this is why I don't do drugs cos normally my mind dey travel.
Thats why I like my own company cos I'm always entertained 😂😂
You say something and my mind starts painting vivid images.
This is also why I don't like the horror genre.
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12. Quote this tweet with your call to bar pictures.
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@FaruqBashar
Right from primary school it was an engrained fighting style.
So once you throw leg in a fight and its caught just know it will end tears.
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@Baddman20
@sire_liljosh
The dog was like, 'my guy relax na just food no be your certificate e wan chop'
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The hospital is right cos context is key. In the context of a hospital only MBBS should answer Dr. A Phd holder answering Dr in that context is unnecessary.
Its just like entering a military barack and answering Capt. meanwhile its NBA Bwari football team that you're Captain of
What do many medical doctors in Nigeria always think of themselves pls ?
What sort of embarrassment is this ?
With my own hard earned PhD and no one should address me as “Dr” cos I am not a medical doctor ?
Isn’t this some sort of mental illness or foolishness ?
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Why are people so bad at drawing parallels, why is it always 1+1 = egusi?
Who taught you people this thing??
If, as a woman, your man admits to sexually abusing a woman before, you'd rightly get scared and run, even he's been good; because the past is important.
So why will you tell him you've had MFM and FMF threesomes in the past, and expect him to stay? Why is the past now the past?
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@Akinjoshua2017
You'll hear things like " ah ah, you want to kill the child for me" meanwhile the kind gbas gbos they were giving you as a kid was the type meant for trained fighters
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The part that piss me off its that its being perpetrated through the church.
I dislike mediocrity packaged with the name of Jesus. It irritates my soul when people do nonsense and then add the name of Jesus so you'll swallow it bcos youre a believer.
I'll never accept the rubbish
It’s pissing me off so bad. Look at the level of preparation, dedication, thoroughness and excellence she put into her work. Now compare it to that charade happening in Ekiti.
Why should I feel guilty for wishing for that < mediocre nonsense to fail? It failed before it started.
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Its a serious privilege to come from a loving home. I grew up thinking everyone had one omoooo
One of the life hacks people don’t really talk about is kind, loving parents and growing up in a peaceful household.
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Actually this is a hallmark of having sense, not being opinionated about everything. Choosing to keep quiet on subjects unknown to you
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This is manipulative. Why do you think you can demand forgiveness when you're not the one feeling the pain??
if i already apologized for something and took accountability for it and you bring it up to me more than once after the fact, i’m never speaking to you again. clearly, you haven’t forgiven me so there’s no reason to stay in contact
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@Marlinstarz
@mob_neice
@lovee_ri
You know deadass you cant smack them cos you will win the battle but they will win the war
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Once you write the bar exam you automatically accord respect to those who have written it before you and to those who would write it after you.
Its one hell of an exam! Congratulations to those who have recently faced the bar, it will end in praise 👏🏾
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To be tribalistic at your big age in 2023.
Shame, talking as if people are voting according to tribal biases and not competence.
The south east has always voted for who offered better even when Ojukwu himself was on the damn ballot.
Keep on being a stupid tribal bigot.
Woke Yorubas are you seeing your life? Because you don't want to be called bigot by real bigots they manipulated you against your own and you danced to their tune, today they all queued behind their candidate and ensure any candidate from other region didn't get a single vote
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are you mad?? do you know how many of us that waited under the rain during the last elections??
The love is massive.
Even in the rain, Nigerians supporting Hilda Baci against all odds, why can't we do same during elections?
87hr,
#96hrs
/ Hilda/ first lady/ Igbos/ arrested/ President Recep Toyyip Erdogan/ enioluwa/ Peter Obi/ marcelo/ Assnal. 88hrs/89/ 93hrs/94/ 95/ 96/ 97
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November Proof of Life and a Random thought.
(P.S. This is not a dump, I went to work & I went home, rinse & repeat. That was my November)
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This is only rizz cos its coming from an agbero but if someone educated tells you this. You'd most probably contort your face and be like who is this mad man.
An agbero told me at CMS that the mosquitoes that bite me at night are enjoying 😭
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Many women have risked it all for the men they've loved for this to be true.
Men are not loved, they provide and get love in return for it. once they start lacking the love ends.
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DJ's at weddings really need to do better. There are a plethora of love songs that you can play and people would love & dance to. Imagine a DJ using Kwaku The Traveller as interlude for a traditonal wedding. "Who never fok up" ontop marriage wey just start?? No be so abeg
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I like talking to people I'll never meet again. It's so freeing, you might be a crazy person or you like amala (which is kind of the same thing) but that nice conversation with a stranger is refreshing. There is no stress in the conversation whatever troubles us is not a concern
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@max_sticks
That dog should be killed. Also if an animal has a strong grip in a person and wouldn't let go. Go for that animals eyes. Poke it, stab it whatever, the pain would shock it and it would let go
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You people find any small chance to start talking rubbish like this.
Condolences to anyone who marries someone with this view.
Achraf Hakimi has proved by actions to many of us that the woman you are dating or you married will never be your relative. Only your mother or sister is your relative
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@YouLovEugene
When i was 6 years old i convinced myself that it was sweat that got people pregnant. So whenever i was sweaty i avoided touching people like the plague.
Believed my own theory till i was 10.
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