Jag Ubani
@Jag_ubani
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Iphone users: Holds down an app to delete it . The rest of the apps:
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Ok sir.
“Travel is not a matter of money but of courage”.
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University students’ favorite words:. 1. free.2. cancelled.3. I signed for you .4. break.5. friday.
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“Pretend”
Always pretend you don’t have money.
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I still don’t believe this happened 😂😂
Reply to this with the best tweet of 2022.
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When a lecturer known for repeating past questions, decides to experiment with your set.
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Which one be this one? na masters I come do abeg o 😦.
JUST IN: 🇬🇧🇷🇺 UK army chief says "we're ready to fight Putin in Eastern Europe."
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Put your head on my shouuuuuullllllll . “Mummy say you should come and blend pepp.
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4 pieces for N4k??.I go just carry crayon start dey colour their shop.
N4,000 plantain from Sketch Lagos. I was in shock when they brought it. Make we sha dey fear God 😭
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Mistakenly said “Abi” in front of my white friends instead of “Type shit”
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Capri-Sonne I promise you if you start making 1 liters you’ll change the game, what are you afraid off??😭.
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Nobody: . Primary school gist: “Shakira removed some of her ribs so she can move her waist like that”.
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How frequent do you drink garri?.
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“ BrightO you have 10 seconds da to leave the house “. BrightO: biggie wait small.
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“So I felt tired and decided to make a quick meal…” . and you’re pouring oil inside pot?.
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I deleted the series SUITS after I followed my dad to court in Nigeria.
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after they’ll say I’m talking too much in this house - An African mother who has indeed talked too much.
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Me adding “but I don’t know sha” after advising someone, so they’ll not blame me for any outcome
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Olops >>>>.
Calling NG police, cops, is totally insane. Please stop it 😭.
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10yrs still inside water, you be .Aqua man ?.
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Cho cho cho igbokwenu >>>>.
“hi” is such a boring way to start a conversation.
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God abeg, just barb us this style.
BREAKING: Bangladesh's prime minister has resigned.
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about me that what?.
Temi went to Iceland just to drink chocolate . What about you?.
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Mayorkun: “Of lay lay lay of Lagos. ”. Sanwo olu: Tax that man
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Can’t believe I used to write notes for almost 17 subjects, just for the teacher to write “SEEN”.
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“ My sibling telling me something important ”. My mind: ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢʰᶦʳᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏˢ ᵏᶦⁿᵈᵃ ᶠᵃᵐᶦˡᶦᵃʳ
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Nobody:. English WAEC: .choose the one with the correct stress. “acrimony”.A. A-cri-mo-ny.B. a-CRI-mo-ny.C. a-cri-MO-ny.D. a-cri-mo-NY. Me:
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There's literally a Nigerian soap called safeguard 😭.
@paulg delve, safeguard, robust, demystify, 'in this digital world', . all chatgpt. I am rejecting all content with any of these words. there is no problem with these words, but they make human language mechanical.
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We will come back to you, we're dealing with Pastor Biodun of Coza.
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I’m honestly not a fan of anything mixed with coconut, but THIS!!
Coconut is literally bad and everything coconut flavored is also bad!!!!! Such a sad and miserable fruit!!!.
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Me with a blocked nose regretting all the time I never appreciated being able to breath freely.
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Me adding “but I don’t know sha” after advising someone, so they’ll not blame me for any outcome
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One taught me love .One taught me patience .One taught me pain
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My dad saw me do it once and suggested I study mechanical engineering, Nigerian parents are just funny.
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You don dey rub hand santiser since.
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SUITS sold me a delicious fallacy, because is this a court ?.
News Flash. Former CBN governor Godwin Emefiele pleads not guilty to the two count charge of being in possession of a single barrel gun and 23 live amunition
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Me singing ASA jailer " i'm in chains. Under my breath: ᶦ ᵃᵐ ᶰᵒᵗ ᶦᶰ ᶜʰᵃᶦᶰˢ ᶦᶰ ᴶᵉˢᵘˢ ᶰᵃᵐᵉ. "you're in chains too. .
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Once you miss twitter for a day you’ll need past question.
What's the cake joke? *phew*.
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African mums.entering your.room at 3 am.to pray and Me still .anoint your watching series .head at that time
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My dad’s face immediately I start my sentence with “ Daddy I. ”
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“I signed for you”.
A good morning text or a good night text?.
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“If you like someone why don’t you just message the person”. Me:
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All I see is extra 100% volume.
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Where did we miss it as a society?.
Chicken and beef Sharwama are great, but you see Snail Sharwama? >>>>.
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Screw ships. Give me two characters that just fucking hate each other.
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The way Nigeria dey go, be like say I go click this guy link soon
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@PrinceHAK33M Not all heroes wear capes, some open motion sensor doors for hungry seagulls🫡.
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Mr Biggs really had the best Scotch Egg in Nigeria and fumbled the bag.
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“ Small rain and thunder “. Me under my breath: ᶠᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᶠᵒʳᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵃˡˡ ᵐʸ ˢᶦⁿˢ.
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Send that risky message ,it could end your single life.
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It will not be over for me in Jesus name
Everybody is in a relationship. If you're.single at this point, it's over for you 🚶♂️.
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