Chidi Okereke
@Chydee
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jack of many trades, master of some
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Joined January 2013
If you can tongue-kiss the person, you can use their toothbrush.
what controversial opinion will have you in this position? ๐
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LMAOOOOOO. Nothing is sweeter than seeing a rebellious person escape the authorities with help from the people
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All these happened in the last 48 hours. My fellow men, we need to collectively do better. We need to look around us and fight rape culture.
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Lemme tell you something that burst my head today. Someone noticed that a car was unlocked and there were things that could be valuables inside. The person stayed by the car and sent someone to go make an announcement to alert the owner. The person waited till the owner came. โ๐พ.
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Lmao. Just remembered when one of my closest friends turned 30 and I wanted to get him 30 different gifts, one for each year. ๐๐ I was in the middle of curating the gifts when I paused and asked myself why I want to outshine his wife ๐ญ๐ญ.
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My favorite internet story right now is how a song that was made in 2014 and randomly sung by a kid in 2017, found its way to the internet late 2022 and became so viral that the original singer got a deal from Sony, and is carrying the kid along. Incredible stuff.
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LMFAOOOOO. This is the funniest GIF on the internet right now ๐๐๐๐๐
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Abeg abeg abeg. 2Baba showed itโs possible, DBanj laid the foundation, WizKid built the damn house, and Davido roofed it. Youโre the painter - a brilliant one for sure, but someone else will be the interior decorator.
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Small Doctor gave this protest a massive boost when he brought Agege people to Alausa. He went to Sunday Service with the message. He went to JUMAT with the message. This dedication to the cause will never be forgotten, omo iya mi. #EndSARS.
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The Vice President of this country is a lawyer, a professor of law, a senior advocate of Nigeria, and a pastor. ๐.
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Please return Nymeria to Winterfell so she can help the Starks fight the Whitewalkers.
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This tweet still scatters my head because I had no idea who Datti was before he was picked as VP, so for someone to have thought about it 2 years before it happened is incredible. ๐๐พ ๐๐พ.
If we had sense in this country. These two would be President and Vice President.
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I still donโt understand why hugs are so functional. Like the world can be crumbling and a hug will just temporarily fix everything. ๐ฅน.
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If you see me crying inside lagos traffic, itโs not this video. Dust entered my eye.
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My cousin is visiting and heโs cracking me the hell up. Weโre talking about abortion laws and he said he canโt make the mistake of impregnating someone. Told him no method is 100% fool-proof and he said he uses condom, and still withdraws. Called it 2 factor authentication ๐ญ๐ญ.
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This is a drawing. And a Nigerian - Oresegun Olumide - created it. I am flabberwhelmed and overghasted ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
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Gov Elect Adeleke prostrating for his big brother immediately he was declared is my favorite thing today. I think Davidoโs โwe rise by lifting othersโ movement is a reflection of his familyโs values. Papa dey lift siblings and community. Pikin dey lift colleagues & community.
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If youโre traveling out, better go and sleep at the airport o. If you need to be at your office tomorrow, go and sleep there. A word is enough. โ๐พ.
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My God, this is the greatest relay race of all time. New world record. I'm legit shivering ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Man dragged the older complacent generation, encouraged us to #SustainTheProtests and showed the wickedness of SARS in one skit. A legend, an icon, a king. #EndSARS #SarsMustEnd โ๐พ.
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Lmao. The going back will be televised.
When you start chatting on two different apps with that special person simultaneously, there is no going back.
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If FK Abudu runs for any office in 2023, I will campaign and vote for her. Because this type of calm, organization, coordination, determination and strength despite everything that is happening has scattered my brain. I personally would have broken down since.
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Remember when Ebuka wore this outfit to Bankyโs wedding and scattered everywhere? Fun times. But that is not the story. So many people wanted the same outfit, and sent it to their tailors. It was so bad that Seyi Vodi had to put out a statement that his house would not replicate
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Lagos is hard. If you see somebody sleeping, unless it is very important to wake them up, allow them sleep.
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Lekki Toll protesters are committed to holding the toll gate. I think they know that if they leave, government will occupy the place. Iโm marveled at this bravery. Least we can do is AMPLIFY their posts, and send them relief materials through essential workers. Agreed? #EndSARS.
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Messages like this downplay the importance of formal education so let me tell you about Jeff Bezos who is worth $160B. He graduated from Princeton with a 4.2GPA & is now the richest man on earth. Go to school, work hard, get good grades, so you have access to more opportunities.
Jay Z is a billionaire. Has no degrees, no paper qualifications. But has lots of money. Don't follow the mindless crowd. Choose and follow your own path. You cannot eat degrees. Develop and deploy your skill-set strategically in the marketplace. That's the key to success.
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Lmao. Seen a few tweets suggesting the relationship with my boy is romantic. Lmaoo. I hope you guys get to experience pure non-sexual expressive love and friendships in your lifetime. I have a few of those and e sweet die.
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Long story (one where I was technically homeless for 7 months), but relieved to be here finally. Glad to be home.
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Nelson Mandela went to prison and became president. I am not tampering with my dadโs destiny.
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Following the governmentโs crass show of bad faith, Rinu wore this to the panel, and refused to sit, in continuous protest. For that reason, panel adjourned. I appreciate this deeply. โ๐พ #EndSARS.
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1, 2, 3, 4. A short story. This is one of the reasons I believe the Internet is the best thing ever. โค๏ธ
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Jimoh Isiaq. Today he woke up. Today he went out to protest. Today he was shot by policemen. Today he died. Today, he has been buried. Jimoh Isiaq. A hero. And his death will not be in vain. #EndSARS #FuckThePolice.
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One of my favorite afrobeats stories. From him screaming โeveryone is in troubleโ after Yhemo Lee surprised him with an Olamide verse to Asherkine directing his Omo Ope vid to him having 8 number one songs in one year, and now 3 A+ albums, itโs been the greatest run of all time.
YBNL has just signed a new act, @asakemusik. Asake is behind viral songs such as 'Mr Money' and 'Omo Ope' feat. Olamide.๐ซ
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โOmah Lay disobeyed Covid rulesโ. Okay. But hereโs the President Museveni of Uganda campaigning a few days ago. See the crowd. Was anybody arrested?
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Man. Mind-blowing how human beings keep pushing the boundaries of creativity. ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐พ
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I have a special hate for people who ride the waves of activism to get into power and become the very thing they fought against. I HATE THEM WITH EVERYTHING IN ME.
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Am I the only person who did not hate Sang Woo? I thought he was a logical person who knew what he signed up for, and refused to let his emotions get the better of him. If the story wasnโt rigged to favor the protagonist, he was the most qualified to win the money.
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Justin Beiber heard that Wizkid operates with a different time measurement system and decided to shoot his own video for Essence. ๐๐.
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Thereโs nothing sweet about being the only one in your circle/family that has money. Unless you have a hero complex and like others to be at your mercy, thereโs absolutely nothing nice about it.
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This government has sent everything. Tear gas, water canons, trucks to damage our cars, batons, guns, bullets, and we have been unwavering. Today they โsentโ rain (donโt ask me how). Lmao. They forgot we did NYSC parades and โsang under the sun and in the rain.โ #EndSWAT.
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They came for the Shiites, you said it was not your business. They came for Protesters, you said youโre at home. They came for Twitter, you said youโll use Instagram. They have come for doctors, and youโre saying youโre not one. They are coming for you soon.
A bill to prevent Nigerian-trained medical or dental practitioners from being granted full licences until they have worked for a minimum of five years in the country has passed second reading at the @HouseNGR.
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PO folks, in case youโre expecting a strong LP performance in the Osun State elections, donโt. Itโs between the incumbent and Davidoโs uncle. We came in too late to do much. So donโt let the result disappoint you. Eyes on the prize - 2023 โ๐พ.
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People just woke up one day and decided โno more Uni education for babesโ? And it actually flew? Naa. If you think feminists are angry people, you should open your eyes. Theyโre not even angry enough.
Girls crying in agony as theyโre told that they will have to leave the university & go home as the Taliban have BANNED female university education in Afghanistan. Painful to hear. How can we sit idly by as millions of girls are denied their human rights.
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Love Damson and itโs really not my business but if you can, donโt make your parents seem like theyโre not bright for a couple laughs - especially laughs from white people. Because thereโs no way his mother (whoโs older than 12, less than 70 and not senile) doesnโt know that.
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Waaaaiiiitttt!!! What????? Ladies and gentlemen, shall we??? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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This is one of the cases I still canโt believe. Like, this person is not the owner of Binance o. But heโs been locked up since Q1 for something the company he works for allegedly did. I did not know that something like this was possible.
โThis is fvcked upppโ. Binance executive cries out in Nigerian court.
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LOL. This lady in the bus pulled out her notepad and wrote #EndSARS on it. Soli what? Solidarity โ๐พ #EndPoliceBrutality #EndSWAT
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Wizkid left his #MadeInLagos show to perform with Olamide at #OLIC5. I donโt ever want to hear anybody say theyโre too busy to be there for people they claim they care about. I donโt want to hear it.
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I love love so much. I love beautiful couples who adore each other and express it. I love real love and I hope we all get to experience it โค๏ธ.
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My girl opened her new office building (note I didnโt use space, BUILDING) today and omo, the pride I have for that woman. Omo. From the trenches wey we dey together, this babe has built an empire and it can only get bigger. Ahead ahead ๐๐พ๐๐พโค๏ธโค๏ธ.
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I was very skeptical when Obi moved to Labour. I thought his chance to win had gone from from 50% (if he got the PDP ticket) to 10%. I was sad. I even wished heโd stayed and collected VP, pending 2027/2031. Best decision I made was moving with him regardless of the โhopelessnessโ.
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Lmao. This picture is apt. Looks like sheโs laughing at the stupid threat.
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I feel like the person behind this handle wants us to know the evil that the army is doing, but doesnโt know how to say it. So the strategy is to slap fake news on things that are obviously true. I see you, comrade. โ๐พ.
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Remember when Sound Sultan roasted 2Baba, Bovi, MI and Basketmouth? ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฃโค๏ธ๐
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I want to be hopelessly in love with someone. I want to let my guard down and just soak it all in without any care. I mean, one of two things will happen: either we live happily ever after or she will shatter my heart and complete my character development. ๐ค.
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Abuja people regrouping and returning to the protest spot every time they were teargassed and pushed back is the level of devotion to the cause we all need to have. Salute, soldiers. We are shutting down everywhere this weekโ๐พ #EndSARSNow #EndSARS #SARSMustEnd.
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Sending pictures is a love language. If I like you Iโll send you everything. Work, food, when I look damn good, gym, when Iโm stressed af, etc. I expect same.
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I turned 25 in NYSC camp, I did not have shi shi. I am one of those who used almost 100% of the meal card. My Inlaw sent me 5k or 10k (donโt remember now) and thatโs how I was able to buy a bottle of beer to โcelebrateโ. Your fate is sealed when God says it is.
Your financial fate is sealed by the time you turn 25
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Horrible Bosses is streaming on Netflix.
Any movie recommendations? In the mood for an action comedy.
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Need a law that stops governors from becoming senators immediately after their tenure. Let them come back after 4 or 8 years. And let their be a term limit.
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Shoutout to the marketing guys at MTN and Airtel for signing off on and executing this. Love it when competing brands acknowledge themselves - whether by commendation or by witty beef. The sky is big enough ๐๐พ๐๐พ
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From Uniben to Kiri Kiri: The saga of the unrepaid student loan
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Man went to every state, some multiple times. Visited some LGAs that are largely ignored. Spoke to the media. Campaigned on social media. Granted interviews. Answered hard questions. Did not abuse nor insult anyone. Spoke to issues and solutions. It is now left to God and us.
Today, the LP and Obidient Family will conclude the State rallies in Lagos. It's been a whirlwind and a very value-added experience across the 36 States. Thank you Nigerians for engaging constructively. The Mission to take back Nigeria is real and the core objective is in sight.
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I hope you know you actually came out of a vagina. Unless your head was so tiny, your brain is the size of a peanut.
If your pussy can take 4 fingers.its no longer a pussy,Issa pocket .๐๐๐.
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Men have been running and ruining this country since Independence, but every time a woman is caught doing what men have been doing since 1960, you see silly-ass think pieces about how women canโt โleadโ. Very fascinating.
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Tunde Onakoya will ask for jollof rice and God will give him jollof rice. He will ask for Nkwobi from Citi Lounge and he will get the most delicious Nkwobi. He will ask for $1million and he will get $1million. Anything he asks for, he will get. Amen.
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This was the moment I knew I was not watching an ordinary show.
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I finished Uni at 24, so broke I couldnโt even afford 15k to โrunsโ my NYSC posting. My 25th birthday was in NYSC camp, and I had less than N3k to my name. I know this is banter tweet, but for those whoโll take it to heart, no be by age. Just do you, keep grinding and flourish.
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I see that one canoe is 95k. I want to buy one, who will buy the second one? Letโs reduce the burden on Don Jazzy small.
Hello @DONJAZZY. there's this Nursery and Primary school in Makoko that we have been trying to help get Items such as Boards, Books, pen and at least two Canoes to transport the kids. This is a long shot, but I hope you see this.
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When a person youโre not feeling asks you to go on a date:
Booked for 3 years ๐ฏ๐ฆ
โค๏ธ.
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The sign board is the story of Nigeria. Wasnโt great before. Worse now.
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Seems like this woman and her family are fighting this battle alone. Her son was molested and now the state is taking the side of the oppressors. How can we help?.
Mrs Deborah Okezie, the mother of the boy who was allegedly molested at the Deeper Life boarding school in Uyo has said that the Akwa Ibom Commissioner for Education invited her to her office to intimidate and attack her.
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You canโt be texting/calling me everyday and act surprised when I say I want to marry you. Did you give me space to bond with other people? ๐.
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