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@RealistSam_
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4 years
A new level of athlete will awaken in me
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Hell no
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@RealistSam_
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5 years
2020 get your drivers license
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6 years
Sooo many restaurants, sooo many unserious friends
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6 years
the fine is like £70😭😭
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Just bought London to Manchester open day return. £338. That’s a national disgrace @VirginTrains
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4 years
anyone who doesn’t like plantain is bad vibes
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5 years
Leanne will find her man outside Bagel King
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@RealistSam_
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7 years
when you have friends who don't know about it so you take theirs>>>
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Domino's garlic & herb dip>>>
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9 years
Dirty buses + Rain is the worst combination😅
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7 years
Uni taught me this for free
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You gotta remember everybody wasn't raised like you.
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6 years
no laughter can beat the ones in Science&English 🤣🤣🤣
Secondary school laughter can never be matched 🤣🤣
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6 years
Any lecture before 12pm is a 9am tbh
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@RealistSam_
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8 years
Its acc mad how if you don't pop up to someone first , you may never hear from them again till you do😂
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7 years
He's replying fast to someone else x
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8 years
😂😂😂😂 this guys really changing the game @RealBlaksam
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8 years
Filbert is a warzone 🤕🤕
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8 years
Delete your account, you scum — Uno ur not on anon😬
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6 years
Walking past the bank to make sure the holder ain’t done a runner
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8 years
Everyone needs to un-know eachother pls
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4 years
Fifa 20 the worst fifa in history
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9 years
Pause.. Too smooth😭
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8 years
The azonto warrior head shake😂😂
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5 years
I never forget a violation, trust me.
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5 years
everything’s 100x funnier when you’re not allowed to laugh 🤣🤣
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@RealistSam_
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9 years
If i see the message i'll reply straight away init😂 what's the point forcing yourself to stall a reply 🤔
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@RealistSam_
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8 years
I wanna settle down man
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@RealistSam_
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7 years
if only i used snapchat in secondary like i do now, the amount of historical footage i'd have right now😂😂
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7 years
sharing tweets with someone is a different level of bonding bmt
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7 years
imagine marrying someone who likes supermalt, imagine spending ur own money on supermalt🤦🏾‍♂️
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6 years
All it takes is one person to post nandos on snap and that’s it I’m craving😡
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7 years
I use snapchat to speak on waayyyy more than whatsapp these days😂
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8 years
Wasting someone's time is childish
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6 years
I don’t like uni
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4 years
The Crown got me researching on google every 5mins lmao🤣
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6 years
It's tight for girls out ere man, how can a girl pay for this boys parking ticket which he got from linking another girl🤦🏾‍♂️
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3 years
First year of uni was 5 years ago uno wow
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9 years
Being cheeky is 🔑
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6 years
Yolomonday 2 years ago today... if you know you know😂😂
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9 years
Tired of opening snaps and thinking "nah swear these lot know each other"😪
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6 years
everyday on snap a different person is selling their wireless ticket, what do you lot know that i don't 🤔
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9 years
Imagine Destiny's child comes back together and sends for Chip😭😭
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@demsssss_ if there’s a will there’s a way
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6 years
When girls wear lip gloss it's actually a serious problem 🤧
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6 years
People in Wolves probs getting that "yoo long time" message 😂😂😂😂
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8 years
100%😂
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7 years
Not in Leicester bro
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Was meant to meet my wife in first year of university, that didn't go to plan lool
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if you didn’t get a B minimum you were a retard
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Let’s be honest ... R.E was a free GCSEe 🤷🏾‍♂️
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5 years
You girls are right, there’s a lot of bitch boys out here🤮
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5 years
After listening to PTSD I’m selling a DBE London Saturday ticket for £150.
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8 years
To impress the other gender 🚩🚩🚩
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6 years
Imagine not being Nigerian🤧
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4 years
this is so mad
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5 years
Weak to you and no underwear have serious crack in it
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8 years
Rasss results day is locall
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4 years
Imagine Uber eats/Deliveroo done a “2020 wrapped up” like Spotify lmao I’d be finished
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8 years
If you still type like this, you're too young for me👋🏾
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4 years
It’s only right
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4 years
thought uni would be like Zoey 101
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*wanted, then we realised Disney channel ISN'T real life 😭
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9 years
Nah bmt did Ciara actually have a willy back in the day , im still baffed
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5 years
till your halfway there and you get a notification saying “you’re gonna hate me for this but...”
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9 years
When she says "bye" and thinks you're gonna reply #DarlingPlease
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Wizkid - Omo to Shan is such a banger man
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8 years
Presents? Can't relate
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Not even that interested in opening my presents either
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6 years
facts, like when they go nandos without you💔
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heartbreak in friendship is so real
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Wizkid 2021 and Asake 2022 (the 1st day) best afrobeats concerts by far
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“Man don’t whip cream and tell” omg🍅🍅🍅🍅
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everything irritates me when its hot
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explaining urself then deleting the chat because you shouldn’t be explaining urself🤝
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saying nvm instead of explaining yourself >>
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can do both tbh
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Someone needs to invite me to a Nigerian/Ghanaian wedding
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6 years
Sooo many forced captions, give it a rest joh
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"It's funny ho-"
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body count management
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You're leaving, im staying right here
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Deep the song they’re playing in the background 🤣
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7 years
Uni is where you find this out
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I’m beginning to come to the conclusion that men tend to be cleaner than women
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3 years
It’s okay to outgrow your friends
@angelamavalla
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What is the biggest thing that your friendships have taught you?
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Yoo this talking ting longgg
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What is a 9am?
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DBE WE THE REALEST OUT
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That Popcaan concert 3 years ago was too lit
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8 years
Slow bashment 😅😅
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I aint seen Eastenders in a year but Kat died and I didn't see it on my TL???
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After Stacey returns home to find Mo waiting with the tragic news that Kat is dead, the residents of Walford rally round to help fund Kat’s funeral, but is all what it seems? Coming soon to #EastEnders on @BBCOne .
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7 years
Must be the only one who hasn't watched the walking dead, prison break, how to get away with murder etc🤷🏾‍♂️
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Rice and stew slaps differently when you haven’t had it ina while
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the evil corona has done in this world is enough
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All these uni raves and i dont even have my timetable yet wtf, just buying tickets without knowing if i can attend😂😂😪
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Tired of being tired of being tired
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Don’t wanna work for anybody anymore
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just happy all the people I fuck with have shame🙏🏾
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How has everyone but me watched get out 😂😅
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gonna exaggerate this Coronavirus story to my grandkids
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take me back to that african giant concert man
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seasons greetings
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For Flipagram
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