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I think the funniest thing about Layi is that he looks like he was born in the wrong decade. I’m pretty sure that he already existed in the 1950’s.
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The only woman that has suffered more than Annie Idibia in this life is Buchi Emecheta’s Nnu-Ego and she was not even a real person.
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An agbero told me at CMS that the mosquitoes that bite me at night are enjoying 😭
Has an area boy ever told you that he didn’t realize he was wasting his money till he saw you and realized that is what God put him on earth for. Dey there
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When your son had motorcycle accident, you pulled all strings to ensure he was saved. Do you deserve living sons more than my father?
#EndSARS
and leave this okoto meow!
I met again with the IGP tonight. Our determination to reform the police should never be in doubt. I am being briefed regularly on the reform efforts ongoing to end police brutality and unethical conduct, and ensure that the Police are fully accountable to the people.
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Everyday I understand more and more why Korean women have stopped procreating with men.
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I love this.
Because this is why some of you are so defensive when the topic of sexual abuse comes up. Cos admitting that someone was abused means coming to terms with the fact that you’re a criminal.
One day, lessons will be learned!
See response I got in my dm concerning the quoted tweet. I was rendered speechless.
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I don't understand
#BAAD2017
. Them wan start ceremony for night? All of us online guests don dey wait tire. Jollof rice never come sef.🤔
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They said you’re a bad parent and you sent your daddy to come and fight for you?
He now came in the middle of the night like INEC. This is the most hilarious thing I’ve seen this morning.
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Just remembered that former Miss Guinea who imported 14 Nigerian wedding dresses from and Bibyonce for makeup.
No pride in her own cultural heritage as an African and a former beauty queen of her country.
Anyway, yay for us. We’re exporting culture.
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When Sarah tells Kola that she won’t marry him, I know for a fact that she won’t. Ini conveyed those emotions so well, the fear and the resolve just come together nicely and it’s all in her eyes.
#BloodSisters
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See how they wrote this law? No hereafter beforeward, thereafter, whithersoever, regardless upon still, or auf wiedersehen was used to confuse laymen.
This is how you people should be writing please.
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Lmao!! During my undergrad, Progress asked Oye a question during exams. Oye replied that she should have been attending classes if she knew that there was nothing in her head. They started arguing in the exam hall. 😂
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@GirlOffGrid
I know a babe who force-fed her then boyfriend hot custard because he woke her up in the middle of the night to make it. Then proceeded to sleep off. 🌚
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When my panic attacks came back, I dropped my notice jeje and went home to sleep for 1 month before even telling my parents I’d resigned. Na who dey alive dey work. 😂
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The problem is English, not us.
Because if the root morpheme of “severally” is the verb “to sever”, then why did they make “several” a determiner (a quantifying word)?
They will collect any severally we give them.
😭 No wonder Nigerians have this main character personality. They put a second meaning for us.
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Every time I think Moe has arrived, she soars even higher. Really inspiring.
So I did this crazy thing and left my 9-5 to start a law firm with some people just as crazy as I am.
Am I scared? Of course. Am I excited? Yes!!
PS: my Instagram fam has known for a while now so I thought it was only fair to share it here as well.
More details soon xx
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@BerbzDerek
Dude people are marrying dogs and pizza. Anything can make a person a Mrs these days. Even women sef
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Without mincing words, I really don’t know why I’m from the same country as these people.
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It’s so easy to say the right things when you actually care. Peter Obi words are so sincere that anyone who reads this thread will feel a sense of nationalism.
O God of creation, direct our noble cause.
#PeterObi4President2023
Fellow Nigerians,
15th January, a very special and unique day in 2023 as it was 53 years ago! 40 days from today, Nigerians will be voting in an election that many regard as the most crucial and existential decision we have to make as a nation,
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The beauty of the Ekombi dance is in the subtle movements. It looks easy because there’s no exaggerated waist movement or acrobatics. Only fluidity.
It’s when you attempt it, that you realize that mimicking the ocean is not quite easy 😂
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Because at some point, we have to expect that men listen to us when we say no.
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Wow! *adds filter*
Wow, wow! *adds brightness*
Wow, wow, wow! *posts picture*
Are we not hot? Is God not good?
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Did 2 Nigerians really find love in South Korea of all places and I cannot find love in European Nigeria???
This game is rigged and I want to speak the manager.
Feeling overwhelmingly grateful today for the love I've found. I'm beyond blessed to call you “mine” forever,
@Sololurd
.❤️
July 2nd 2023
📍Daegu, South Korea
#HappilyEverAfter
#Grateful
#LoveIsEverything
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Everywhere people treat me like an anomaly. Ooh you’re beautiful/tall/speak well for an Akwa Ibom person. Stfu! How many of us do you know?
And if as an Akwa Ibomite, you revel in that nonsense,you’re a stupid person seeking validation from people who think you’re beneath them.
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You’ll be in bed thinking of what to eat since morning but Peter Obi has travelled from Jerusalem to Jericho, attended 2 rallies, 3 town hall meetings and granted 4 interviews. Does he not sleep? 😭
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I’ve finally finished a course that I started in the last quarter of 2021. It may seem trivial but this is the first time in a long time that I have finished something.
So today I thank God for the grace to finish.
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It’s my second year at my job and I’m surprised I’ve made it this far.
I’ve faced self-doubt, depression, credit alert, credit alert and then some more despair but I still dey.
Happy work anniversary, Madam. You sabi di work. 🍊
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Now receiving offers of employment.
B.A Linguistics and Communication studies. Hurry while I'm still available.💃
P.S: NYSC, pay me na!!!
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@Iamjonathanalph
@thatgoddess____
@Ntito__
Someone that is moving to your woman has your best interest at heart? Wow!
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See the kind of president that can legally enter any country and people will actually listen to what he has to say. Obi is the standard!!!
The Washington, D.C. outing was very constructive, and the conversations animated. I'm now off to Atlanta. I also look forward to an engaging conversation in NYC this weekend on Afro Economics and Government Policy with Columbia’s Africa Business Club
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@Oluwaremzy22
@DudeWithStripes
@RareLibra_
@UnfreezeA
@seyiogunode
Nobody can beat you in the bank. They’re there to serve you.
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I get sad when I receive rejection mails, but I know the right opportunity will come and I’ll be satisfied.
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The horror that is happening right now in Plateau has happened before and will happen again. And we’re left as onlookers- afraid to feel, afraid to mourn and without a shred of hope for the lives at stake.
This is our country’s legacy. Hopelessness.
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At traditional weddings in Akwa Ibom, the man is asked to whine his waist, touch his toes and sometimes do push-ups to prove that he can satisfy his wife.
Again, we’re never beating the allegations. 😭
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Please try and wear make up on Monday. You’re a young girl o!
Me: Yes ma.
Me on Monday:
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Someone called Kate Henshaw, Ikpa Road Taraji Henson. Ikpa Road is a street in Uyo. I don’t know what y’all smoked but goodnight! 😂
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I’ve come to the conclusion that there are things that only women will understand. And that’s okay.
All who were taking Big Daddy’s word for the gospel just because he said so will still find faults. I don’t blame them. They are men.
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You people are funny. You asked someone to go to Abuja to view your bank statements and e no heavy you for mouth?
Better drop that puff puff and go learn some customer service because everybody in your organization needs training.
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I’ll probably never be one of those people who quit paid employment to follow their dreams. My dream is to stay employable. My talent is employment, dears.
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Some of you grew up in Purple Hibiscus homes and somehow think it was discipline. I feel sad.
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They called it Aba Women’s Riot of 1929 in school but my grandmother referred to it as “Ekong Iban” (the women’s war).
I used to wonder why she called small “we no go gree” a war…
Ever heard of the Aba Women's War? In 1929, women in Southern Nigeria brought chaos to the British. For 4 weeks, They halted the British government's corporate life and set several native courts and government buildings on fire.
It all started with one man slapping a woman.
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You people have these funny takes as though you don’t touch grass.
You’ve not seen a man that is funding babes with his wife’s money abi?
Be thinking you can control a reckless person because of tax bracket. True character is not pocket-dependent.
if you want to marry a Nigerian man that makes $350k and above, he’s going to cheat. so either marry a lower tax bracket or cry in your Benz. yes poor men cheat, but it’s easier to control. Rich men are toooooo exposed and there’s too much opportunity.
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The only CB with an MSc! Yesterday’s price is not today’s price.
Congratulations my baby
@Temie__
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I’m so proud of how far I’ve come. This time last year I was dealing with major anxiety for multiple reasons. All my fears actually came to pass, but I managed somehow.
Now,new things, better things, are happening and I’m so thankful to God.
I’m legit on a new level!
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I’m learning how to not shrug off achievements, how to take compliments boldly and even bask in them.
Yes, I did that. God helped me.
I sound brilliant? That’s because I am.
You think I’m beautiful? You’re right. Thank you.
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Nigerian security architecture left the hand of Defence minister and all the service chiefs, skipped the IGP to land in the hands of a DCP. They need to extradite you too but for foolishness
Nigeria security architecture is in the hand of DCP Abba Kyari, I’m urging Mr President to intervene in this matter, because suspending Abba even for 2days May likely take us back to our previou yrs of fight to eliminate insecurity in Nigeria. We have come a long way victorious.
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It will be hard to replicate what Hilda did mehn. I don’t mean cooking. I mean capturing an entire county’s heart into your personal endeavor. People slept and woke up on her page, genuinely rooting for her to succeed.
I’m glad it wasn’t in vain. Go Hilda!!!😍😍😍
God’s Favorite ❤️
Hilda’s reaction to the GWR announcement.
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And? Anytime women like something, people like you find a way to discredit it.
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@EditiEffiong
@Draay_ish
I can't believe I'm crying.
I have 2 similar scenarios that didn't end like yours because the women were "good wives". I used to wonder...
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Which is why I was beaming when they announced in Ibibio that we had landed in Uyo. Ibom Air apparently gets it.
You know what'd be nice? A domestic airport that announces flights in pidgin! Do both. First spree spree nonsense that no one hears and then a pidgin one.
What do you think?
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One thing about my daddy, he will pull up and take you home. Anytime, any day. No questions asked.
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