¿kofo?
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There’s a wave of mental fatigue going around rn. It’s terrible.
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Nigerians please let’s gather in prayer for our prime minister.
JUST IN: Canada Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is self-isolating. His wife, Sophie Gregorie Trudeau, reportedly has flu-like symptoms
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Few things piss me off than the fact that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
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I pray all of the real lovers like her out there find each other, the rest of you should keep doing gidigbo on the internet.
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This biro only worked for two days.
If you didn’t use onward big note or reynold biro please sit this one out
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100 naira young one… it was 100 naira
This thing was like 800 naira o if not less, ha!.
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Went to a furniture showroom , they called a single couch 6 million… me too nodded and said “fair fair, nice quality”.
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Lfg…Na Wetin I wan Dey see be this, no be “this boy created a school in cardboard”.
I have done it ✅😎😂.The Engine has been fixed and it now runs on afterburner mode🔥, exactly like a fighter jet engine🚀. I repeat, in all humility, I am the first person in Nigeria 🇳🇬 & probably Africa to build a functional self sustaining & afterburning turbojet engine 🙌🏻,
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Was of this opinion before, but not anymore. If you care for someone properly, you wouldn't be constantly carelessly tweeting things that could offend your partner, there's only so many people can overlook.
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Lmaoooo this is the same deputy governor that called us liars and left rudely. no Dey drop half baked cap. I am in that video.
Deputy Governor @drobafemihamzat says every decent Nigerian should be outraged on this issue . he shared his experience in Amuwo Odofin 4 years ago on this same issue. #EndSARSProtest .#EndSARS . @jidesanwoolu @gboyegaakosile @rrslagos767 @gbenga_omo
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In the weirdest mental state of my life man, it’s wild, I’m not depressed or anything but I’m not alright.
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Boys dey try understand how them go split the outrageous bill, this one no get worry she just dey do video. Hian.
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I don know like 4 times now.
My brother always says “When you meet your wife you’ll know. It’s not something they can be explained” bruh.
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Sex… I’m not even joking, it’s such a high effort, low reward activity (for men) most times.
I’m going to flip this. What is something you think is really terrible, but just has good PR?.
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when I see people campaigning for Peter Obi on Twitter when I pass PVC centers and see hordes of young people trying to get their PVCs, when I randomly listen to street convos and hear people go "we can't continue like this" when I see all of this. I really feel hopeful.
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Even sapa looks good abroad.
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Lmao I take it back, then don scratch my car where I park.
To clarify, I think it’s better being a remote dev (even if you are paying tax) in nigeria, than moving to Europe.
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Begging your woman to eat is a whole ass chore… like why are you lot so intent on going through the day on vibes.
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Hilda broke the world record, but my world has been broken since you left me. Miss you x .ps say hi to mumsy for me.
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Use am roll into 3rd place
Atleast we have roll ons.
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Why is no one complaining about the daylight fraud that is the rate at which mtn mobile data plans finish?.
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The “I’ll follow him home” responses are mad weird and telling tbh.
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I can make the next one you attend yours.
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I feel like I need a month (I think) break from life, not in the form a coma completely (like in the blink of an eye), but I just need to see life pass for a month and not have to be involved in it. As a form of reset.
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Saw this and was really impressed, if you’re looking for a frontend engineer, contact her!
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I have seen a lot of things on twitter, but never have I seen a commercial break on a thread before.
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Born to be chill, forced to be constantly overstimulated and irritated.
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If you like work 15 hours a day, you’d just end up with a blood pressure problem like me. Na who dey alive dey ball at 30.
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After paying agency fee and service charge in Lagos one ghost thinks he can send me away. Nah dawg, e le mi lo ma last.
An an adult now, I fully understand why people in haunted houses can’t just “get up and leave”.
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Lmfao. So I apparently got debited 56k for a 16k drink, idk if it was a mistake but I’ve lost the receipt and I’m too lazy to go fight the store… just irritated at myself.
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I won't lie, the only takeaway i have from this sex work convo is that the rise of sex work in Nigeria is actually a terrible sign. Sex work in Nigeria is BRUTAL, and if more people are willingly getting into it due to a lack of means, then we have a fucking problem.
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Imagine dating someone you have to constantly treat like your daughter. Idg where this “princess” behavior thing came from. You’re a grown woman, dfkm.
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#OAUvsUNILAG lol oau is for people that chose unilag as fist choice at least 3 times before relegating their fate
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This question and the conversation around it is irritating. Of course you will admire people (crushed) but you’re an adult; fucking ignore it and prevent it from being anything more. Do you have to chase every shiny toy that enters your eye? You’ve committed to one person, stick.
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Well the one nigerian company I worked full time in the past 3-4 years was an amazing place… salary wasn’t the best, but my CEO was prolly the most understanding person ever, invested in my growth as a person and as an engineer too.
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Tl sleep? sometimes I get jealous of people that found their partner and committed to each other (even married) early. That’s a rare dub.
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It’s wild to think that there are people that can actually pick up a task (work) start it and finish it within a reasonable timeline and not get distracted by their phone or some random thing every minute/day till the deadline is knocking on the door…. Like y’all exist?.
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This whole ordeal reminds me of some chick that came over with weekend bag for a Friday night appointment, na Tuesday she comot, but no o, I’m the wicked one.
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In like a week and a half I’d be starting at a company i applied to and got rejected for 4 times since 2019🥵.
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Same energy as sars operatives.
At age 20, you dey use iPhone 12. Which kind work you dey do?.
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Here's the thing again, I don't want to have to leave man, I grew up here, and I'm in no mood to start afresh in some country where most people are racist by default, I don't want to have to do that.
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So this (tech?) bro is +1. the year might have been shitty but these pictures (e still remain sha)
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Yo, seems like a joke but Nigeria literally does have a skill issue, from basic shit like this to more complex topics economics and policy formations. Our standard of education is our biggest problem.
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I’m sick of Nigeria. Not like things are tough for me. I’m fine, like financially I am, but fucking hell Nigeria is no way to live. The constant hustle to survive removes the magic from life, like that’s the saddest part, everyone is too busy trying to survive, no one is living.
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Tech bros be like “ugh I’m so tired of how my 3 MacBooks and two iPhones are slow does anyone know where i can replace them”.Rich bastards.
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They called me a madman.
- I think knowing when to leave someone’s house is important.
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Still dey burst my head
This woman bought me a ps5, you people I’m no longer single o 😂😂.
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At this point, importing a car yourself is cheaper than buying from dealers in nigeria.
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Please just dey kind to each other, don’t let someone have to go to months of therapy after being with you.
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Niggas will forget you when they blow.
Drug Convicts, Fraudsters Not Qualified For Student Loans — Tinubu's Aide. Dele Alake, one of the aides to Bola Tinubu, has said anyone convicted of a drug-related offence or fraud would not be allowed to access the Student Loan Bill recently signed.
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Make una Dey argue. my own is there’s absolutely no reason why a US based company should offer 10kUSD per year, for a role that they would pay 120k per year in the US. yes they should pay less (maybe), but not rip off. .
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Random, it’s incredibly hard “joining” a friend group or clique or whatever, tried this so many times and failed…but friend groups that just form naturally though >>>>.
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One time, someone told me the reason they hate solo dates is that it looks pathetic; honestly you people are not real yearners, what do you mean you don’t look forward to watching the world go by as you get lost in your own thoughts with a book and or cigarette in hand? Get me.
they lied oh, eh? solo date ke? no try am.
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Hm this is a dangerous ideology I’ve come to realize… your whole life is for living, your 20s is for building a solid foundation for the rest of your life. Don’t make the mistake of sacrificing your prime years for the idea that you can only live your life once.
Your 20s are for living.
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Went for some art exhibit and I’m not sure what I’m meant to do,. do I just stare at the pictures and try to understand? Or do I put them in my car?.
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Just saw a nice video that talks about how easy it is to ghost friends when you have attention deficit issues cause everything that isn’t physically present is literally out of mind. Apt 👍🏾.
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They banned Twitter in Nigeria. now #June12thProtest is trending all over the world thanks to the vpn they made us use 💀.
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To everyone feeling this… I really hope things get better for all of us🥺💙.
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This is why i never like people who like “dark humor”…. They will say the worst things, all in the name of “haha lol dark humor so edgy”.
niggas be like nigeria will not end me. nigeria: lol oke.
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Relationships are too complex and too personal for you to be taking advice about it on twitter. At the end of the day, na only both of you dey the relationship and na both of you know wetin you want.
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Let her guide your fingers.
as a man who’s attracted to women, what have you realized about them or you since you started dating?. It’s a safe space, dears.
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you know it's serious, cause bro had to take off them shades rq.
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The sexual tension of flirting knowing it won’t lead anywhere >>>.
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If you see a Tech bro learning German. he’s about to japa, forget it.
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Pls what is the difference between this and what i said? I'm curious lmfao.
Don’t go from mothering in the household to mothering in your romantic relationships. Seek partners who you don’t have to baby.
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Whenever I pass shady police checkpoints or one of those their unmarked busses parked in a corner. I have to delete Slack, and my bank app. Why? I can’t explain how I work with foreigners to a group of illiterates who see it as an avenue to harass me, I don’t even take my laptop.
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Just saw a nice video that talks about how easy it is to ghost friends when you have attention deficit issues cause everything that isn’t physically present is literally out of mind. Apt 👍🏾.
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If you’re a lagos babe, t-fare.
So how much should someone budget for turnup in Lagos now? Dinner , Pre-drinks, Club afterwards.
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Did y'all ever download the full offline version of w3schools (essentially the entire scraped website lol) just so you could learn web development when you had no internet. or was that just me?.
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Not a single emergency address from any leader or government authority, we’re stuck spreading information and asking for help over twitter. And that fool jagaban thinks we owe him presidency cause he set up the most dysfunctional government this country has known?.
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The constant need for excitement in relationships is why you people are so bad at maintaining it. Continue abeg, make space Dey for people wey serious.
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I’m writing an article for Zikoko about single rich women looking for love. if you’d like to share your experience, please dm.
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Another hack to find out if you’d want to work for a company is to ask why they are hiring for the role, is it growth, are a lot of people leaving.
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Told the lady color wasn’t for me though🤞, let’s all keep it pushing.
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Millennials and late Gen Z looking at everyone complain about landmark beaches disappearing, having experienced the same thing happen to Bar Beach almost 20 years ago
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Women will look so tall in their pictures only for you to meet them and start wondering why you’ve got a 5’4 midget staring at you 😭.
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@vantagemusicuk1 @THEPILLBILLY @TitaniaMcGrath Apache helicopter*. it’s 2019 mate, we being inclusive now.
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I’ve had a gun pointed to me 4 times in my life. all 4 times were from the police. ON THE ROAD. Not at a robbery. THE FUCKING ROAD.
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Be incredibly deliberate about your life. Dont leave anything that should be in your control to chance, that’s how desired change comes.
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Both my parents had their birthdays last week. had to go to church today so church members won’t say I’m a child of the devil.
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Comments mocking this are sad to see, sure he’s an ass but he’s done a good amount of investigative journalism that has helped… and comments are laughing saying he was doing too much. Nigerians really don’t deserve anything good.
- Investigative Journalist - David Hundeyin cries out to Ghanaian Govt. As Nigerian Govt set to commence his Extradition process.
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Big brother: so Kofo, why should you be here?. Me: I know the person paying your salary.
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Dating a high iq person is interesting, because while everybody is adoring their intellect, you know say na you Dey slut am out last last.
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This woman bought me a ps5, you people I’m no longer single o 😂😂.
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You dey report sanwo olu to sanwo olu.
- Lekki Toll Gate Saga : Panel of inquiry presents reports to Gov. - Sanwo Olu .
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Without saying what year you started coding, Quote this tweet with something (an ide, a build/ deploy process) to signify how long you've been coding.
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I’ve never understood why mandem will risk it all for 30 minutes (max) of thrusting and 5 seconds of a temporary orgasm, niggas will ruin their own lives cause they can’t keep it in their pants.
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