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It is a waste of time, pen and paper to bother writing a book on me. To think you know me, is the greatest deception of the century.
Nigeria
Joined March 2013
At age 20, you dey use iPhone 12. Which kind work you dey do?.
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Those wey wan teach Obi/LP lesson next month dey queue for fuel
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Ordinary horror movie Nollywood cannot act. Must the demon laugh?π.
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As long as twitter remains banned, no app by Nigerian govt should be on Playstore. Agreeβ.
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Women will ask for your advice before they go ahead and do what you adviced them not to do.
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So Rihanna don carry belle for ASAP Rocky. Na wetin Chris Brown and Drake been no fit do π€.
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Ngl, i really love this.Perfect for plain trousers
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After 1999, God created very disrespectful sets of children π€£.
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"School na scam" "Who school help". Dem ask you "Can I meet you?" you say "No, I'm in Lagos state" π.
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What do y'all gain from eating Ogbono soup? π€¦.
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Before you cut people off, please return the money that you owe.
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From trenches to village. Mr. Bayo, well done o π.
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I don't like meeting someone I know inside keke, the tension of who will pay for who is always high.
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Gift, come and carry your package at Peace Mass Transit motor park. it has arrived. π
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Nigerian witches will appear and start laughing. I wonder what's funnyπ.
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Na quality home training and the fear of God make some of us no venture into yahoo and other social vices.
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Treating people right is better than posting Bible verses that you don't practice π.
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Dear future wife,. As you're sleeping with married men, they'll sleep with me too when we get married o. Let me warn you.
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How do you know when a lady truly loves you?.
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Stop putting your hope on relatives if you want to go far in life.
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If I knew Twitter was this interesting, I wouldn't have abandoned it since 2013.
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From cryptocurrency to crypto-coochieπ.
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Unrelated but Mummy G.O looks like Taoma πΉ.
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Somebody said "if you no dey gym, you no go fit play AFCON o" π.
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They relied on social media (Twitter) to get to power. This time, we'll use the same media to send them packing. πͺ.
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Those of you who eat bread π₯ͺ with stew, what exactly is your aim in lifeβπ€.
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If Russia π·πΊ dares Nigeria π³π¬, we have so many Pastors and Imams that can use prayers to confront them.
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Some people think if they stop engaging our tweets we will stop tweeting. We used to write homework and still not take it for marking.
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What exactly do you gain from smoking weed? π€.
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I have a ask:. Why do ladies endure the poverty of their parents but can't endure the poverty of their boyfriend/husband?.
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Twitter don make me forget my change with this keke rider π³.
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What's that one thing you love that you can never outgrow no matter your age?.
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Talk to God, na only Him no dey screenshot chats.
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Male or female lecturer, which do you prefer and why? π€.
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Na cruise help some of us this year if not depression for don kill us.
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Somebody's son will never find you if you're rude. Go fix your bad attitude and stop deceiving yourself.
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Guys, did you finally date that girl that was forming too hard to get? How did it go?.
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If your phone ain't ringing when you're broke, remember not to pick calls when you're winning.
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What attracted you to your current partner?.
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Why are seasoning cubes so hard fgs π’. I can't be struggling to make ends meets and also struggle to crush seasoning cube whenever I'm cooking.
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A friend who becomes an enemy after a little misunderstanding has been an enemy all along. They were just pretending.
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I'll never leave this app π
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When side chick insist on taking photo with you but you serve a living God
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So because its your birthday, you're showing the world your breast π. When will you change?.
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If they have Affiliate Marketing on their bioπ©π©π©.
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May we not have reason to pronounce "HAUWEI" in publicπ.
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Dear Lord π€²π½, in the process of looking for more, don't make us lose it all.
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I want to go back to my village. Nigeria isn't safe anymore π’.
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The spirit of "minding your business" please possess me this year.
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Dem don break relationship counsellor heart.
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When money stops being the issue, may our health not fail us.
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No matter how cash trapped or stranded I am, I'll never patronise a POS point. I'm saying this in light of the high number of fraud cases been reported daily by victims.
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Have confidence, not ego. Search for love, not lust. Be classy, not trashy.
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This AFCON "Man of the Match" award plaque be like say na welder construct am o.
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"Cultist this, Cultist that" please say something else π‘.
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No one is born with self confidence. Self confidence is learned and earned through experience.
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My God, there is no me without you ππΎ.
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No matter how bad they paint you, you'll still be admired by those who know you well.
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Dear black people, the top of the refrigerator is not a shelf.
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You have the solution to all the problems when theyβre not yours.
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All these Corpers be feeling like they've made in it life π.
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I never flex life, World War wan start. Russia π·πΊ no show love o π‘
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No be say we no sabi cook, na to overcome that small voice wey dey compel us to add more salt/seasoning be the problem.
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No promise wetin you no go fit afford cuz of Valentine o.
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If you're a Nigerian and you have made it to this month of April, you're a SURVIVOR. Congratulations π π.
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Settle your quarrel with your partner, beg them if you have to. Don't listen to your friends that masturbate.
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Can't wait to start earning big and living my best life.
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Cheersπ₯ to us who accept our home situation and never compare ourselves to others.
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You don't know what God has done for you if you have relatives and friends working at filling stationπ.
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Na Mummy G.O teachings I wan dey follow this yearβΊοΈ.
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Marriages worked better until they started teaching marriage in seminars, workshops, and marker boards, with fried English.
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If as a Nigerian, a Hausa man has not mistakenly called you before then something is wrong with you.
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I don't know who needs to hear this;. Stop messing with your display name and avi if you're looking for engagements.
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Na when dem perform deliverance on one lady in church wey her waist bead fall off then turn to snake I begin fear girls with beads.
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Dear guys,. Sex is not a Christmas gift. Don't be cheap. If she doesn't give you something of financial value this season, dump her!.
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@Kory_Babatope @Abdoulone_ib Car: Damaged beyond repair.You: Saved by grace. It can only be God ππ.
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Those who think they are always right, learn nothing from life.
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See Egypt wey Nigeria beat first game don enter AFCON2021 finals. Life lesson: No just dey give up after first round. How you take understand this depends on how you dey see life. I come in peaceπ.
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Going out and coming back home safely in Nigeria is a big win.
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If you want to know what God's plan is for your life, do something! God works through a busy person.
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As I dey engaged your tweets, try dey return same energy so we fit grow together π.
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If it's meant to stay, let it stay. If not, let it go!.
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How did you tell your parents you want to marry? And what was their reaction?.
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If you spoil your children when they are young, they will ruin your life when you are old. Love without discipline is blatant child abuse.
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She told me her story, I listened now she wants to bill me π.
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No be to dey post "up and grateful" every morning. Hope you dey pray?π€.
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Nigerian girls have developed thick skull π for punchlines. To convince them, you have to show financial workings. Sigh! π€¦ββοΈ.
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Finally Tunisia don comot for AFCON, I can now sleep π.
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No be everybody go make am sha. Just dey contented with the little wey you get.
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Fuel β½ pump attendants be acting like they've made it in life.
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A day is too much for God to do what no man can do.
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Nobody wants to know you when it's bitter. They only want to know you when it's better.
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Life na diceπ². Oga if you no hustle, na that Ludo you go play till you die.
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Omo thank God for Prepaid meter oπ. How I wan take pay for light wey I no enjoy?.
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Gaining experience is daily, no one has known it all!.
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Life after NYSC hard abegπ’.
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If you distance yourself from me because of rumours, you have to stay there even when the truth comes out.
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