I wish Nigerian websites built for Nigerians can use Nigerian slang/lingo.
“Loading” make it “it’s network dear”
“Please be patient while we xyz” make it “don’t be angry, we are coming”
“Error” make it “wahala wahala”
Send a man to buy stuff and stay by your phone cause they will blow it up, “there’s no big one o, should I buy the small one?”, “check I sent a picture, is it the one?”, “they said N1500 is that the price?”. It’s endless 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Someone brought their child with complaints of snake bite and I asked what type of snake it was and he opened black bagco to bring out the snake, I wan craze! 😭😭😭
2:15 ejooooor e ba mi wo glasses yi
2:15 ha. My face is long o
2:16 I have something like this
2:41 ah ahnn, design yi o da now
3:20 😂😂😂😂 mummy Tosin you’re funny
6:03 please I’m just coming online, went for Mowa’s graduation. Which glasses are we talking about?
In Kaduna, conductors cross to the other side and help you carry your luggage and/or children so you can get into the bus but in Lagos you either cross fast or miss the bus. You haven’t even sat down and the bus is moving. No now. Haba
@SirLeoBDasilva
Bought a new sim, added him on WhatsApp and was chatting with him as anon of course then told him I liked his girlfriend baba said “you can have her”. I said no I think she’s perfect for you. Was sha pitching myself, baba block my ancestors.
I’m an actor, event host, digital content creator, voice over artist and I’m funny. Please give me work so that I can feed my family and buy perfume. I don’t want to be smelling 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Time to sell market. I can host your events
You need a brilliant actor? I’m your girl, you need translation and Voiceovers (Hausa, Pidgin, English)? Na me.
Thank youuu so much for the kind words 🥺
As you book your Uber today please don’t be rude.
Good day sir, how’s family? Please can I text here or email? Wait where you are I’m coming with a driver, you will sit at the back, I’ll sit in front. What do you want to eat? I’ll like to pack food for you sir. Be fast please
When you want to banter a player do it on the TL or with your friends at home, don’t tag them, DM or go to their comment section. It’s no longer banter when you go that route it’s BULLYING. Do better.
Sarah should have sent messages to Kola’s phone. “Babe I’m worried sick where are you?”, “ I love you so much and I can’t wait to be your wife”, “I had cold feet too, just show up let’s do this marriage thing together”, “I choose you babe” then sprinkle missed calls.
Please if you’re in Kaduna can you gather some people to come to my mother’s house and be shouting “Shy we love you” any fan chant please. My mother wants to send me to buy bag of charcoal 😭😭😭😭 I’m on TV now 😭😭😭 please you people should hurry
Before you know it, you don empty your gallery for Twitter.
“Let me see you with your laptop”
“Do you look good in jeans”
“Quote this with a picture of you on grass”
Time to sell market. I can host your events (after coronial times of course). You need a brilliant actor? I’m your girl, you need translation and Voiceovers (Hausa, Pidgin, English)? Na me. I crack jokes standing too. I knowww, it’s God.
Check my IG “shytalkactive” 😢
@MrMekzy_
I’ve/I have
I have/I've is only used when have is an auxiliary verb. I've just beeped him.
When have is the main verb, use the full form: “I have 7 shoes, not “I've 7 shoes”
Say it out loud before you type it, how does it sound?
My NYSC story is that the people in the community were pampering me and doing everything so that I can marry their pastor who had recently lost his wife. It started like play but Omo they were serious. I for be mummy GO for Jalingo.