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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
original acc got deleted because i didn't reactivate in time, rt to help a girl out 😙
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
can we talk about how being politically aware really limits your social circle
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
I GOT INTO MY DREAM UNI AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
just found out neetu kapoor was in a lesbian relationship in 1997,,, so i'll now spend the next hour digging up every last morsel of gossip i can find
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
mujhe yeh photo bohot pasand hai
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1 year
cat lovers, show a pic of you w a cat
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
hostel mai raat ke 12 baje toh shaam start hoti hai
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
when you rest your head on someone's shoulder and they rest their head on yours and you fit like two pieces of a puzzle while slowly drifting off to sleep... yeah
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
ever cared so much for someone that their wins feel like your wins?
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
very strange to go from talking w someone all the time to not talking at all
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
i like my men a little nervous
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
are you ever so badly prepared for a test that you just decide to not study at all. like haalat itni kharab hai ab kya hee ho jayega padh ke
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
can't believe all siblings were born today
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
what are you supposed to do in the one (1) free hour between classes? run back to your room and sit for ten minutes? run to the library and sit for an unproductive twenty mins? run to the cafeteria and eat a small snack then feel drowsy during the next class? WHAT DO YOU DO
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
it's so funny how i eat a little snack and instantly turn into a better person
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
i get 8 hours of sleep one (1) time and suddenly the sky is the bluest blue, the grass the greenest green. there's birds chirping. and a rainbow in the sky if i squint a bit. and life is worth living again.
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
talk to a man politely and he'll think you're interested in him
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
smirnoff tastes like hand sanitizer
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
god who takes their insta stories this seriously
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Photography 📸 Tips & Trick
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New IG Story ldea for all you travel lovers 🔥
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
my problem is i want the prettiest top that is also the most comfortable, doesn't bleed colour, lasts for long, fits me well, flatters my body type, but also doesn't have a price tag over 3 digits
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
my favourite thing is when you see a dog and start petting it's little head,,, and it instantly lies down and raises it's legs to give you access to his belly. like yes human i like you too can you give me belly rubs
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
mai do saal ki bachhi lag rahi hoon kya
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
time pe nahi soyenge, fir poora din dukhi shakal leke ghumenge
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
asked father dear to wear some light trousers occasionally, not his regular blues and blacks daily. he said "okay betu i'll wear off white trousers for you tomorrow." he walked out in charcoal grey trousers rn and said "do you like my off white trousers."
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
letting your child just go live their lives after they've reached a certain age, must be so bittersweet for parents. perhaps more bitter than sweet
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
men will tell you they love you then go flirt with other women
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
lawde ka valentine's day
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
what if your favourite mutual is a 50 year old man masquerading as a 21 year old girl
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
every besan laddoo is either the best sweet you've ever eaten, or an absolute mouthful of sand. there is no in between
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
fucking my sleep schedule up w my favourite people
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
how is everyone so perpetually happy on instagram
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
manifesting i get nice roomies
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
must be so nice to wake up to a small furry four legged creature that thinks the world of you
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
aloo bhujia khaye bina log life kaise kaat rahe hain
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
he loves anushka so much it's so adorable
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
11 months
living alone has just made me realise how much hair i lose
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
hot women
Who tf wears kurta with jeans in 2022?
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
but mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
baarish chalu hoti hai aur bas poori sheher gutter ban jaati hai
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
literally nothing harder than telling someone they're being cheated on
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
had the best week ever. which means next week i'm going to barely make it alive
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
i cannot wait to move out
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
waxing is a form of modern torture
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
if i can't pick every cat up and kiss it then What Is The Point
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
my favourite person lives halfway across the world and it's her birthday and she's standing in a group of people blowing out the candles on her cake while i'm on video call holding back tears on how much i love her and how much i miss her
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
uni has kept an exam on the 2ND OF JAN yeh kaunsa tareeka hai new year wish karne ka
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
the cabin crew on this flight giving me bi panic
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
everytime someone recommends a show/ movie to me, i say i'll add it to my list. then i proceed to never think about it again
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
subah subah being called a red flag batao
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
i have so much media of months waiting to be posted
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
there's something so liberating about feeling like a chhotu sa account again
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
how to complete your craving for physical affection after having spent three years at home with your mother, but now you stay across the country
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
got my account back yayyyy
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
i will forever be jealous of people who look good in selfies
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@maitohbandarhu
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2 years
kissed a cat and she kissed me back i think i'll never be happier
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
2 rupees in my bank account who's doing it like me
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
heartbroken again who's doing it like me
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
oh the luxury of being able to sleep without an alarm
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
you ever miss an old friend so much that you have to sit to catch your breath when it happens?
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
i have a confession guys idk JACKSHIT about playing cards.
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
women complaining about being harassed for simply existing is NOT bragging. introspect and do better.
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Megha
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Girls complaining about being cat-called are humble bragging. “My life is so difficult, strangers on the street call me sexy”
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
you ever want to lean in to someone's ear and scream SHUT THE FUCK UP
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
mom was right. subah subah naha ke breakfast kar lena does feel good
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
want to be hugged for twelve (12) hours
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
i miss pandemic twitter,,, everyone was just chronically online, collectively losing their minds while also making the most meaningful bonds with complete strangers on the internet
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
you ever met someone so extroverted that you get exhausted just hanging out w them
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
there are really people fortunate enough to wake up next to a cat everyday
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
the stuff y'all do for internet validation... this is so sad
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now that i have crossed 1.9k followers, time for the truth 😭 this is actually my friend who pretended to be my father, I had no intentions (I had) of gaining this much attention but then it blew up toh i thought let's go with the flow 🥲
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
idk how to explain it but the smell of winter has arrived in Delhi air
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
i don't have straight hair, i don't have curly hair, i have something in the middle which makes me jealous of people with either of the two
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
got three piercings today feeling very girlboss
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
wearing same size clothes as your sibling is both a pro and a con
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
aap mujhe flowers dein mai ladies hoon
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
unfriendly reminder that being mean doesn't make you look cool, it just makes you look like a loser :)
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
itna bada campus hai daily padhai se zyaada toh daily workout ho jayega
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
this daily phenomenon of eating my first meal at 1pm has got to end
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
maybe i'll never be loved the way i want to be loved
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
also this is the perfect weather to wear oversized clothes, curl up in a blanket and binge a show
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
normalise gifting adults soft toys
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
only your mom knows what to do when you're sick
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
home is where the fan hits just right. the pillow sinks just right. and the sleep comes just right.
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
also idk who needs to hear this but sleeping it off will really help
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
experiencing muscle pain in places i did not know the human body has muscles
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
eating mess food and missing my mother
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
how is every single woman on twitter the prettiest person alive
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
it's balloons on my profile day!!
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
just did garba feeling very majama
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
dekhu main tujhe ya dekhu kudrat ke nazaare
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
god free me from the clutches of constantly seeking parental validation
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
attended one (1) hour of class which means i now must take a two (2) hour nap
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
aaj itne zor se sone wali hoon na
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
the favourite notification to blocked profile pipeline
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
uske baal kyu noch diye
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Good morning sunshine
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
did your boyfriend wish you happy girlfriend's day or do i have to
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
@Jungli17 @Square_Boxes @sobhana__ WHY shouldn't we react? so that the absolute scum of society continues to get away with it? we're going to RAGE and if anyone is feeling threatened by it, it's working.
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
btw getting over your social media addiction is going to do wonders for your mental health
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
i like my men a lil fruity
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
a big kiss a small kiss and another for good luck
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
2 years
what level of chronically online do you have to be to BUY followers
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
11 months
but a cat climbed into my lap voluntarily today so perhaps there is hope left in the world
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@maitohbandarhu
mujhe kya
1 year
do you ever miss a person so much you get mad at them
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