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Joined June 2022
This is evidence that even if all you do is drink water & mind your business, people will still talk.
People that walk around with bottle of water always feel like they've made it in life.
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This is troubled waters bro.
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He's not special. I've also slept with cheaters.
These cheetahs sleep with a ranger who is kind to them. Animals can sense kindness!
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Being able to only focus on school while in school.
What's a Privilege you think people take for granted?.
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He doesnβt have dementia heβs just in disbelief.
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Hope you're a vet??.
We were expecting our patient to deliver 5 babies but we found a 6th baby intra op. What a day ππ₯Ή.
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Unpopular facts; Cockroach milk is three times as nutritious as cow's milk.
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Later in the day.
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And then you go home and tweet about her.
I'm that guy who gives the most beautiful girl in the room no attention at all. I won't even acknowledge her.ππΏ
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Telling people your plans can jinx it.
What's that superstition you believe in?.
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They detach before the breakup.
How do women move on so fast??.
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How would I know they showed up 2 hours late?.
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Then try unemployment.
9-5 reduces your aura.
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It's also okay to understand that some people won't be there anymore when you reappear.
It's okay to disappear until you feel like you again.
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My girl just apologized to me and told me I was right π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ή.
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Charging someone's phone when they're asleep.
Little things that are not so little?.
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25-30 is when you realize you didn't know anything.
18-23 year olds really do think they're smarter than everybody Imaoo.
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Everything is embarrassing to y'all except begging for money.
It's sooo embarrassing when you call a man and he doesn't answerππ.
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funny how they were both ki||ed by Starks.
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The both of you should give me 50k.
You flex with 200k, I feel broke with 200k. We not the same.
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Having parents that support you financially.
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Being able to only focus on school while in school.
What is a privilege that people act as if it isn't ???.
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She said βimagine dating someone who is employedβ.
Imagine dating someone who has to wait for payday π€¦π½ββοΈ.
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Before the G wagon there was a hummer H2
What was the pinnacle of wealth to you as a child ?.
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free yourself from the shackles of washing dishes every night this year. you not gonna get roaches, i promise.
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Your successful friends will leave you behind if you don't level up too.
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As an adult, thereβs no reason to lie, nobody will beat you.
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Because it's not logical.
Why do intelligent people struggle with love?.
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i'm sorry my parents don't hΓ te me.
At age 22, you should not be collecting money from your parents anymore.
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You underestimate life's ability to teach.
I'm so happy I learned all my mistakes at a young age & not 30+.
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you think Rihanna dates for hunger like you??.
I wish Rihanna stayed with her arab billionaire.
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Seeing the bigger picture on why something didn't workout for you.
What's the most beautiful feeling in the world?.
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Generational wealth starts with one big thief.
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My friend trying to quit alcohol got a job at a distillers company as a QA officer and tasting alcohol is one of the Quality methods.
What drama happened/ is happening around you recently?.
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If a robber is robbing every house but not mine he is still a robber.
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If he was Jude Bellingham you wonβt complain.
God a 21 year old boy hit me up. Lmfaoo π.
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That first heartbreak will definitely make you take sick leave from work.
26 years of life and I've never been in a relationship.
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So what do you do with the child after seeing the colour?.
If you want to see a man's true colours, just get pregnant for him.
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The most important thing is, YOU CAN RETURN THEM.
Nieces and nephews are so amazing. They're cute, they love you, you play with them and you don't have to pay their school fees. The best!.
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The day my father was asking my sister about his zodiac sign. I just knew. .
There's a way your father will be behaving, you'll know he's someone's sugar daddy.
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Free Uber rides. Save on fuel, repairs, stress. and you can show up in a black Benz and leave in a white Lexus.
Would you rather be gifted with a car or free Uber rides forever?.
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55k? because e stand like C.Ronaldo?.
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ask your mom and get back to us.
Do women have any other talents besides bending over?.
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Imagine a thief stealing your phone and getting your airpods for free ππ.
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You still want to come back??.
In my next world, I'll never be a first child or first daughter.
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I'm eating what I have.
Are you eating what you want or what your body needs?.
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I'm curious to know what you became when Rihanna became a billionaire.
When Rihanna had red hair, I had red hair. When Rihanna got a pixie, I too got a pixie. S000000.
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Anytime my neighbor is washing clothes outside and she can't hear her kids making noise anymore, she will just start shouting "Chisom I can see what you are doing o"ππ.
I know silence is golden. But when you have kids, silence is suspicious.π©π
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None. I even owe November money.
what is your budget for november?.
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Yes. Then before the end of the month it saves me.
Do you guys really save 20% of your salary?.
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Girlfriend, not livestock.
broke niggas be wanting thick girls but canβt afford to feed them π.
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Sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.
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When you guys marry into this sort of family, Please leave it stable and united as you met it.
Marrying into a stable and United family is underrated.
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I normally spend 100k on pad monthly.
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Imagine leaving for the airport 10hrs early to confuse your village people, only to come on Twitter and see your cousin alerting themπ.
My cousin is traveling to the UK tonight, flight leaves at 5pm but he left for the airport around 7am.ππ.
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Remote work.
But why is the president of Nigeria living in France ?.
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I was eating on my balcony when I saw this tweet, I quickly moved my food into the house.
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Taking them early to school before assembly so they can copy their classmatesβ >>>>.
Marrying an intelligent partner that can help your kids do their homework >>>>.
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My mum wanted to come with me on my drive this morning, so I told her to go put on her shoes and then I left. I did it for us y'all!.
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Hope your wedding goes well bro.
My phone fell and screen cracked πwon't have a phone this weekend.
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My bank account.
where can u be touched that instantly turns you on?.
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After the wedding you'll enter into an institution and it won't be the institution of marriage.
my wedding cake will be an edible and i'm not warning anyone.
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Even my enemies check to see if l'm still suffering.
I don't think you're ready to date if you're getting upset cause someone didn't hit you up for 4 days.
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It's not just Netflix. I also have Prime, DSTV, Spotify, Apple TV, YouTube and HBO as well.
Go out tonight. Your entire social life can't be just Netflix.
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Have you ever been chased by a dog?.
DIRECTION is better than SPEED.
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well, youβre closing the wrong hole dear.
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He's probably paying UK tuition for his daughters so they don't become someone like you. No vex.
Nothing funnier than a sugar daddy sending you 10,000. sir please just stay with your family at home.
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Incase you donβt understand Yoruba
Yoruba people snapped with "Ni kini". I can express it with my mouth, my nose and my eyesπ.
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Have you met fake pastors?.
Nobody can defraud you if you're poor.
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In this life, please do not make plans with other people's money.
How can you spend 1m in the club and when i ask you to support me for business you send me 20k??.
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So two girls cannot be pretty at once??.
the boy in your dm saying your pretty is in another girls dm saying the exact same thing πΉ.
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Sacrificed himself to destroy his enemy ππ
What's the greatest clap back you've seen??.
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Find someone who is chalant.
How do you deal with a partner that's nonchalant?.
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Donβt worry itβll get to your turn soon.
When your partner is an asshole to everyone but has a soft spot for you>>>>>.
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Drake: βI only love my bed and my momma, Iβm sorryβ. Achraf Hakimi
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βThe good news is, niqqa, you came a long way The bad news is, niqqa, you went the wrong wayβ.
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You are not likely to get RICH if you are big on morality.
Speak your truth this one time about any popular topic. Quote.
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A date of birth of 2000.
at age 24 you should have. ??.
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How do you know if a guy is a virgin?.
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It's fine bro, it's hair loss.
My girl is leaving me because I'm getting bald ππ.
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If I wake up then and I didnβt see my mum I might go insane.
I hate it when moms used to wake us up early to tell you that they're leaving. idc plsss.π.
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Opening these hands will have you questioning your own strength.
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No. They sit and think "damn, he's making me feel like I'm hurting him, and that in turn is hurting me. Therefore, He's hurting me".
Do women ever sit and think, βdamn,.I'm hurting him?. β.
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LGBTQ people adopting children is funny to me tbh, if everyone in the world was gay whose child would you have adopted?.
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Let the successful women complain.
African men are not always comfortable with successful women.
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One yard go don enter belle before I realize say na lace.
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if you're trying to spend the rest of your life with someone, satisfy your curiosity and clear your doubt by every means necessary. People lie.
Going through someone's phone is so wild to me. Self inflicted pain?π.
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Working on your mood swings so you don't emotionally stress that "someone" is such a blessing.
Having someone who can handle your moods is such a blessing.
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everyone does this. You're not special.
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βThe good news is, niqqa, you came a long way The bad news is, niqqa, you went the wrong wayβ.
Switched to zenith, the evil uba bank has done is enough.
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Theft requires reasoning.
Why are most thieves men?.
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Where are they when you guys want your problems solved.
i swear men don't understand that we have parentsπ.
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So when you get there and they say they ordered for a box instead, what will you do?.
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From wifi to wifey.
I really went to a man's house to use his wifi and never really returned home, it's been 2 yearsπ.
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I can still remember the numbers 5, 4, 1 and 500 tho. They remain VIVID in my memory.
Do you still remember Roman numerals?π₯ΊπΉ.
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With this current fuel price? Na to carry passengers o.
If you mistakenly drink Petrol what's the first thing to do??.
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Donβt post the things I do for you on social media. Iβm not here for your bragging rights, Iβm here to make sure that youβre alright.
Strict boyfriend 101:.
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Skill issues.
Fried meat is so hard to steal. cause the part you cut away will show.
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