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New York, USA
Joined April 2021
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9-5 again tomorrow, When will it end 😭😭.
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“They can cheat on you and still love you, but you can’t cheat on them and still love them” 😂.
Men Math:.
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“Face card”
Tweet like a female Twitter account.
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Your successful siblings do not owe you anything. If they help you, you’re lucky, if they refuse to help you, go and hustle.
Siblings to siblings?.
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“Same person, images are 21 years apart”
name a celebrity whose face card has never declined.
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Your rich siblings do not owe you anything. You’re lucky if they help you, if they don’t go and hustle.
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Who asked you this?.
I’m a very private person, if you don’t ask, I won’t tell.
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Being in University doesn’t mean we know secondary school assignments.
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“If you’ve not paid your school fees go home”. Boys:
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Being broke and not expecting money from anywhere.
What is the worst feeling ever?.
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“LMAO drop the knife it’s a prank bro, that’s the camera over there”
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My Neighbor’s baby repeated crèche 😂 and i can’t stop laughing 😭😭.
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Before Sabinus we had Area skits, this era of skit will remain legendary 💯😂
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4 years studying theatre arts only for you to end up fanning igwe in the movie 😭😭.
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“Real Football, Sefan. ru, Splinter cell, Assassin Creed, prince of Persia” Good old days 😅
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Real estate developers in Nigeria, is this too much to ask For?
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Prince of Persia, Real Football, Die hard. Waptrick, sefan. ru. 😅
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Calling fat people FAT, if a short person is called short and a slim person is called skinny, what’s the issue with fat ones?.
What is that thing that should be normalized??.
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Vanity upon Vanity. Money that could have been used to help the poor
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Davido came from a rich family and that annoys 85% of poor Nigerians.
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These two house rent just dey waste. They’re always outside
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They can cheat on you and still love you, but you can’t cheat and love them.
Nigerian Men Math:.
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It is called Customer Service.
My Rizz works even in bank, see how this babe is just getting me what I want 🥰.
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WOMEN ONLY: Name something that Men wear that irritates you.
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Igbo Men don’t Joke with their Village mansions.
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Stay in Nigeria, every country has its own worst side
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Secondary school was really fun, no oppression, no bills, no heartbreak, just PS2, biscuits, football and vibes.
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NO Cheating. Post your last saved picture without context.
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MEN ONLY: Name something that women wear that irritates you.
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Wtf 😭😭😭
GT bank has this unique design for all their bank branches, he day be like Avengers headquarters 😂😂.
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Please who canceled afternoon food in Nigerian homes??.
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Titus lives where?.
You added Titus to your rice and you called it Seafood 😭😭.
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Computer Science is the hardest course to study in the University.
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Only Legends can recognize these screens
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I still remember the numbers 5, 4, 1 and 500. They remain VIVID in my memory.
Do you still remember Roman Numerals? 😂😭.
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Nigerian men should be blamed for destroying the self esteem of these young Ladies.
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The way girls bath together in the same bathroom,.Do guys do it too??.
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Guessing airtime numbers.
What’s the poorest you’ve ever been??.
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My Elder Sister just broke up with the guy that was supposed to take me Abroad next Month 😭😭.
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Who else can stay indoor for day’s as long ask there’s TV, food, music, phone and electricity??.
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PHCN/Nepa please suspend the strike, my neighbors don carry wahala come 😭😭😭
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Lagos landlords needs to be stopped at this point 😭😭
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Another thread of savage X replies that will get you Laughing 😂😭. A Thread 🧵 .1.
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Na only YhemoLee and PocoLee dey happy for this Nigeria.
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Nobody:. Igbo Men returning to Nigeria after spending 2 months abroad:
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Once you cum, your body go calm down. na then u go realize say sex na stress.
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Friends that pass the ball in this situation on Fifa are not your real friends
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An Umbrella.
Is there any sunscreen under 10k??.
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Influencers wey you dey engage no go engage your tweets back, try dey engage your mates for here.
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Wizkid just wasted this sweet beat, I feel sorry for the producer 💔💔.
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“We’ve finished Exams” secondary School starter pack 😅😅
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“Dear Nigerians, it isn't "Suya" it's called 'Beef Steak'”
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Savage and Hilarious replies that will get you laughing hard .A Thread 🧵 .1.
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I just saw the craziest news article man 😭.
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Fear women! This is the wife to the driver Asherkine helped. While he was out struggling to make money, his wife was posting “single mom” on her child’s graduation 💔
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If she tells you she’s got a man, keep trying bro. Loyal women don’t even reply.
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Another day and we still don’t know the use of these buttons
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Give us a date naw 😭😭.
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When you have money, you'd realize that Money doesn't bring happiness.
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Yahoo reduced cultism in Universities and promoted peace among youths.
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University friends are the fakest sets of friends.
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Nobody:. Final year student preparing for their project defense:
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Why do poor people have more children than rich people??.
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Drinking Garri can cause Cancer.Drinking Garri can cause Cancer .Drinking Garri can cause Cancer.Drinking Garri can cause Cancer .Drinking Garri can cause Cancer.Drinking Garri can cause Cancer. Don’t read without sharing.
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Imagine marrying a woman that uses YouTube to cook 😭😭.
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How much is this please, before i injure this conductor 😭
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You can now view other people’s bookmarks on Twitter 😭😭
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90% of Yoruba girls are dating Yoruba boys to avoid speaking English.
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