Mubanga ❤️
@king_bangy
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Gelo Wapa easy Loves Anime 😍
Lusaka, Zambia
Joined October 2018
I’ll never get over how unkind lovers become when they don’t want you anymore.
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Last week I found out my maid has been having 2 eggs with her breakfast every day. Today found out she’s adding cheese slices to her breakfast , this not a live in maid no.she comes from her house and goes back. Isn’t it too much now?.
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I was meant to be rich. I just know it. I can tell by the way I spend money 😩.
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@Nachi_Mushy That’s great for your maid. But unfortunately for my maid my budget is different from yours. I live with my brother and we buy groceries for two. So having to buy things twice becomes a problem for me.She literally eats everything we eat even though she just works in the morning.
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The woman works for 4 fucking hours. 08-12 hrs. Sometimes she even leaves at 9 if there’s no laundry.
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April 2024 vs September 2024.Not where I want to be but definitely not where I used to be.
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Hey guys, @ChichiPRgirl and @mondePRGirl will give me a Job at their PR Agency if I get 500 RTs on this tweet. Please help me get 500 RTs 🙏🙏😭
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Got a call at 07:33. I got the job 🙏💃💃.
Today is going to be a great day.
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Our parents are quick to notice a pregnant child but not a depressed child. 💔😔.
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This is the fattest I've been and the most in love with me too. "Ugly under those fillters".WHERE??!!!
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Shout out to all the MEN who haven’t felt okay lately but still get up everyday and refuse to quit, stay strong KINGS 💪💯.
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Whoever discovered nshima, may your descendants never lack anything boss 🙏🙏🙏.
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In this economy you can't afford to date a broke woman with no vision. Find a woman worth investing in. A team mate not a bill.
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I should be at my mans house while wearing long socks 🧦, French panties and his sweatshirt. Drinking Irish coffee while we wait for the food to get ready. Watching a movie,cuddling and kissing. But am home drinking wine alone with a low battery . Why?.Because I have no man 😩.
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Imagine having friends who don't send you trending videos 😤iwe lyonse ni,"I'm behind"kwati matako🙄.
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I miss the friendship I had wit my Ex, evrythng was effortless. Jst sitting in his yard, having drinks, cracking jokes & gossiping about workmates.u know when you can tell a person anything & get no judgement, it stays between u 2. I wish we never dated. We ruined a good thing.
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I'm talking to a guy from the coppperbelt that I met on Saturday. So he's telling me to go visit him in kitwe, I'm like "where will I sleep?".He's like "In my house weh, uletina ukukulya? Niku Lusaka ba myangasha. Kuno tulopa mwaiche".😂😂😂😂.
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These johnny Depp thing just made realize how casually we take women abusing men.
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We break up. a week later I'm dating and you're shocked??.Sir I'm from lsk. We don't play there😂😂😂😂😂.
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My ex never used to post me guys, he hid me like a bag of weed. The way my partner posts me. U can think I’m a missing person 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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@StarBede First thing in the morning, I’ll be deworming. Also viewer discretion next time please.
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Is anyone else in a weird place right now ? Like everything is fine, but everything is not fine??.
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Mans went from 0 - 0975825447 times hotter in the 4th frame.
Am I sorry 😂😂😂. NO!!! Coz who will do it if not me? . Guy, look at the situation God has brought us from. Today you're a Dr!!!. A big HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂 🎉 to one of my realest friends. It's sad I can't be in lusaka to make you puke your guts out, but I'll pray you do😂
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Thieves broke into my neighbors house, cooked Nshima warmed relish from the fridge,Ate and stole tvs, ma ps, ma remote na yoghurt ya mwana 😂. Ni ba kawalala ba Bwanji aba 😩.
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I was once dumped for being "too independent and busy" today i have being dumped for being "too Available and crazy" mufuna chani ma galu imwe? 😭👐.
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I miss sex mweh, not just that by the way sex no, I mean that intimate sex, the one where you just want your bodies to merge zona 🤤🤤🤤.
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If u want an amazing supportive, slightly dramatic alcoholic girlfriend thats not an Ewallet vulture . I'm right here ayi. 😂😂.
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First time I slept out my mum beat me guys. She beat me make sure.Later that day I got sick and she took me to the hospital. Dr told her ati your child has been abused . She has bruises and she’s swollen all over. You should have seen the shock on my abuser’s face 😂😂 buti 😂😂.
To those ladies who stay with their parents but still manages to go to their boyfriend’s place for sleepovers,. Please borrow me your parents for just 2 days😭🙏🙏.
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My mum told me, "I've lived in this world without you. You've never lived without me. Remember that.".Chest pains 💔💔😭😭.
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Am I the only spending my days at home in pjs??.The hair is due for a retouch Manje ulesi 😩😩😩.#MwanaWaMukuka.#PRgirl2020
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To everyone I wronged this year, next year again kuma same time, same place ma imbwa Imwe. ! 🙄.
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Personally I really respect adults that go through life sober 🙌🏾🙌🏾.
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Due to personal reasons I have decided to continue being fat. 😁😁.
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Does anyone else borrow money from themselves “like I’ll pay back soon as the Ka something comes through” ??.
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I Will never ever again lend money to a Zambian. no matter how much money I have or how much pressure they are in. If they die it’s God’s plan.
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Small small rain,.Power cut.Network trips.Ex texts. Zambia che🤦♀️.
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I'm very concerned about Sarafina ine. Where will she get 300,000?.🥺.
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But I can represent Zambia well in the forehead Olympics 🤭🤭😘😘
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Me right now in the office looking serious. My mind: "Ablakata ka bruuuu ni Chanda eaah. ".💃💃
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We mutima Wandi utashe Lesa 🙏😭😭.Small girl big God indeed ❤️
So because I’m not around my car was delivered to my parents in chililabombwe instead.3 days later they still haven’t sent me pictures and this is what I get today 😂😂😂😂.
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😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
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Lusaka relationships will officially close tomorrow for Dezember.🤭🤭.
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Him: Mubanga I think am falling for you, your personality matches mine Perfectly. Me: thank you, I created this one specifically for you.
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You may not value your neighbor until you have emergency need at night. Your neighbor is your close relative,love and live peacefully with them. ♥️💯.
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If my man cheated on me with her, I’d be proud of him.
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Someone said "in Zambia, when CORRUPTION starts favoring you, you start calling it CONNECTIONS!".I felt that.
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My cousin claims she's heartbroken. But Nsima adya. Namushusha because A proper heartbreak affects the throat coz food can't pass through bwino bwino. 🤣😂😂.
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All those that are enjoying cuddles in bed with your lovers. FIKAPWA ba swine 🙄.
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Dear men please explain to me. When a woman sends you a message with multiple questions, why do u only answer one and what criteria do you use to choose the question to be answered?.
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Some people are sleeping comfortably next to their partners, other are spooning,others just pillow talk. Then there's you and I. Busy refreshing the TL 🤦♀️.
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am having a drink with my friend and his friends. i turn for a sec to see the goal. my spirit tells me to drop the bottle. so i do. then this guy insists i finish my drink. i lift the bottle and there's a fucking pill desolving at the bottle. smh. ladies please be careful 🙏.
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Yes MMD was was corrupt. but the funds were evenly distributed. we all got a share. Manje aba ma Satanix ambuye 😭😭.
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“AbEl cHuNgU’s coMEdY iS LiKe TrEvor NoAh’s YoU nEEd tO bE SmArT tO UndErStAnd”. Jokes aren’t maths please!!!. Fuck out of here !!!!!.Trevor is funny Abel isn’t . Katoshe na wiso swine!.
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Me trying to get on a bus. Conductor: no mask no bus. Me : Mask ilikumanja.Conductor: so iwe sister mpuno yako ili ku manja?. Father i am ready to own a car 😭😭🙌🏽.
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Is it normal to wake up this early and just think "how will i make money today??".
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If he doesn't know how to hunt game meat and kill a bull 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩.
If she doesn't know how to prepare chikanda or ifisashi 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩.
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Maybe am high. but what if Rwanda is the real life Wakanda and we sleeping on it cause we buying jiggies from their low key spies acting as common shop keepers? ,🤔🤔.
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This year kulibe va Self-Pity, We are getting up & making things work. Whether broken, broke or rich. We are doing it. 🤝♥️.
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When you see me, with all my tattoos and piercings. Do you think i care if you think am fat?.Fact is NDIMUSUMA.
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This one is for all my followers and friends. You guys made this happen and I’m so grateful. Thank you @ChichiPRgirl for the opportunity and keeping your word🙏🏽♥️🥰.
Welcome to the @PRGirlMedia team kiddo! It's not as pretty as it looks but it's a lot of fun and the lessons are priceless. 👌🏾 . Your go-getter energy, persistence and drive is undeniable, I'm confident you'll be a valuable gem. Congratulations @king_bangy!!! 🥂🍾 . #PRgirl2020
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I slept at my brother's sugar mummy's house. She took me as surity (katwish spelling) he'd be with her today. A whole me collateral ?😂😂.What if he doesn't come?.
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I really want to buy someone's son a ps5. Nomba i don't have a someone's son 😔😔.
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After 10 shawama made over 100 people sick, Ba kopala on here are acting like they haven't heard anything. Come defend your after 10 kaili 👀.
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I dated a guy that texted "good morning" then later called to good morning, called at lunch, when he was leaving work,when he got home and at nyt to say goodnight. Jesus then i dated Satan's son 😂😂 1 phone call per week.
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If you remember this movie you must be married with at least 2 kids 😂
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Your Bae loves it when you clean his place cause it makes his real girlfriend think he's the "clean type." ungafe chipuba pa zed.
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This chicken has been through the most changes mahn, if I were it I'd just fly away 😖😖😖
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8 more days to Christmas and nobody seems to give a shit😂😂😂😂 What happened to the Christmas spirit???😂😂.
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A man leaving his coperate wife and marrying the helper because she cleans the house, gets the kids ready for school, irons and cooks for them is just stupidity. That’s literally her job. Sometimes this specie doesn’t think very very mweh 😂.
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Paid his rent for 6 months, washed, cleaned and did chores for him . Stole k5000 from the business I had with my dad only to find out he used it to top up for lobola 😂😂😂.
Whats the craziest thing you've done for love?.Me: I sent him transport money to come and see me😩😂.
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Ok gentlemen, all the sex aside. What do you really want from us ayi??.
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I want to try sex mweh. This virgin thing is not working for me.😒.
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I want him to choke me.
Enjoy your Sunday and be kind to someone today. Show love to everyone. We all need it.
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Somewhere in Zambia, there's a screenshot that can end your relationship today so humble yourself.
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