OUR LEGS? TIRED
THE H*ES? PISSED
OUR MEDAL? GOLD
SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, EVERYBODY…PLAY THE GOD. DAMN. MUSIC
WHAT, AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
Caitlin Clark put up a 40 burger
Angel Reese fought through a bad ankle
Juju Watkins standing 10 toes against UConn
Paige Bueckers going absolute Super Saiyan in the 4th
If I send you this, just know I really really REALLY tried my best (despite being set up for failure from the start) and now EYE am the one who must suffer
I overslept and only caught the second half and then had to scramble to do this, but...
YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A CHANCE, FRANCE??? SECOND VERSE SAME AS THE FIRST, BIN OFF YOUR BONBONS AND BAGUETTES.
SOMEBODY, EVERYBODY...HIT. MY. DAMN. MUSIC. AGAIN.
'MERICAAAAAAA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
WE ARE GOING FOR THE GOLD
I REPEAT:
WE. ARE. PLAYING. FOR. THE GOLD MEDAL.
SOMEBODY, ANYBODY…PLAY THE GOD DAMM THEME MUSIC RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅
I know it’s not Alex’s fault. I know it’s not, so let me say that now before her stans go all “garden tools are angry” on me.
But this is straight up giving “popular kid in high school wins prom queen”, because she wasn’t even the best American on the WNT this year?!?!?
"Don't talk [bleep] about the U.S. women."
I asked
#SWE
’s Kosovare Asllani and Magdalena Eriksson what they think of the
#USA
’s future, amid the celebrations around the world at the Americans’ demise.
They did not hold back:
#FIFAWWC
#BeyondGreatness
Usually this “intern” stuff doesn’t bug me, but considering a lot of unseen things…and the fact you need confirmation (?!?!?!)….
Hi, I’m Connor. This is my third season at the social media helm of the Sky. In a full time role. And I am NOT an intern.
Hope this helps.
@adelineetate
@chicagosky
can you please confirm or deny if an intern or full time employee created this post? EITHER WAY - this was hilarious and looking forward to it all summer.
President Alyssa Naeher
Vice President Alyssa Naeher
Secretary of Defense Alyssa Naeher
Secretary of State Alyssa Naeher
Department of Education Chair Alyssa Naeher
Supreme Court Justice Alyssa Naeher
How do you see everytbing Rapinoe did for the badge and country, all the things she fought for to make sure you get equal pay and coverage…and also the fact she’s a LEGEND…
…and you’re this disrespectful? On top of being homophobic? Make it make sense.
Korbin Albert, you will never deserve to wear the
#15
👍 genuinely disgraceful that you can’t respect one of the legends of the USWNT. Megan Rapinoe I’m so sorry
I’ve said once, I’ll say it again.:
We, as a society, have progressed well beyond the need for ANY of the commentary Carli Lloyd wants to disturb our peace with
Maybe I’m asking for too much and, but I’d think full on denouncing homophobia would go a long way in starting to show that you meant it by being “better”
But again, that could just be me
You know what, Sandra? You’re correct. There are some people who are definitely mad out there.
And what better way for me to unveil who it is by HITTING MY GOD DAMN THEME MUSIC, WTF IS A KILOMETERRRRR 🇺🇸🦅
I really don’t want to be That Guy™️, but…I really really REALLY don’t think we should be spotlighting the “using women’s sports as a stepping stone” trope. You know, because women’s sports are NOT a stepping stone??
Idk idk idk
Personal News, pt. 2:
In two weeks, I start a new chapter in my life as the Social Media Coordinator for the
@chicagosky
! There’s so many people I want to say thank you too, and I love you all.
Excited to get to work!
(donations to the celebration champagne fund are open 😂)
Lily call-up?
Return of The Cat?!?
MALLORY IS BACK?!?!?!?!
SOMEBODY HIT MY DAMN THEME MUSIC, SISTER EMMA YOU DONE DID IT AGAIN. THE GARDEN TOOLS ARE PISSED
Guys, Gals and Non-Binary Pals: is it a a “distraction” to fight for equal rights while clearly still being effective on the pitch??
Miss me with this bs 🙄
@ConnorMoore_7
Pinoe was a distraction and a person who should never support the USA. I’m so glad she retired. It was the happiest thing to happen to Women’s soccer last year. Only thing I didn’t like was her getting injured. The
#USWNT
is doing much better without her. That’s a fact. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
USWNT won ugly and plays for a trophy Sunday
Uncle Naeher ascended to a level of Super Saiyan we’ve never seen
Swedish fans hating from outside of the trophy winning club (again) when they can’t even get in the OLYMPICS
We are so back.
Kansas City Current close to finalizing contract with former USWNT boss Vlatko Andonovski to coach the NWSL club, two people familiar with the situation said.
I believe it’s WELL BEYOND TIME to have a discussion about people in sports being criminally underpaid, and the only reason given for it is being gaslit with “there’s thousands of people who would love an opportunity like this/yours/that/etc.” 🙄
i’m sitting with the Chicago Sky social team and they’re saying their posts are getting 5k likes every five minutes, they’ve gained 10k+ followers in an about an hour, and their phones won’t work because of all the notifs.
I might be in the minority here…
…but there isn’t a chance in hell I’m going out my way to include people who either want me dead or still think of me less than three-fifths of a person. Absolutely not. If they don’t care about my livelihood, why should I care for them?
Gregg Doyel has reportedly been suspended following an interaction with Caitlin Clark and won't cover Indiana Fever games in person this season
(h/t
@awfulannouncing
)
@ConnorMoore_7
Because she’s a liar who tried to inflame hate against Ash on purpose. What type of twisted individual would do that to their kids? I’m sure that made it really easy to let go
@FIFAWWC
@alexmorgan13
Most overrated, technically deficient player with no IQ for the game. Zero training habits. Awful teammate. Game is too smart for her now. EH best decision of Olympics leaving her home. Her presence would have been very detrimental to younger players. Selfish and self serving.