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📕🚩🏫🧙🧝‍♀️👩🏻‍🍳🍍✖️❌✖️ They/them please James 5:1

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@ChrisChiakulas
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Everybody knows that the dice are loaded Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed Everybody knows the war is over Everybody knows the good guys lost
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9 months
Leftists should not celebrate Kissinger dying. Your enemy dying at the age of 100 safe in their bed surrounded by their ill-gotten riches and loved ones is not something to celebrate. It's an embarrassing failure.
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@DEEP_RED_BELLS "Let's make the car a place of silent reflection" kills me every time
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@ripkin @latkedelrey @mrs_socialista A dude was literally breaking the door of his ex-gf's house down to get to her and the ex-gf's dad dropped him People are upset for the abusive guy who got killed while committing a home invasion
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@ChrisChiakulas
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@xoxogossipgita The wizard economy is absolute nonsense. The bank keeps individual vaults full of coins that you have to physically go to to get your money. It's like how 6 year olds imagine banks work
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@Douggernaut_2 "47...he was a fuckin kid" kills me every single gd time
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2 years
@Animesempai0 @ripkin @latkedelrey @mrs_socialista Some combination of virtue signaling, "i'm built different," having never been in a combat situation or held a gun before, and pathological pacifism (see virtue signaling)
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@ChrisChiakulas
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@rajandelman Segel definitely would've gone all the way if the rest of the lads were down
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@socialaskan the vast majority of English speakers cannot do this. this is not "normal." you're humblebragging
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@bornferal have a friend who works in a vinyl plant and they were literally telling me about how much of a problem this is a couple months ago lmao
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@ChrisChiakulas
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@buzzfeedjenny or when they do it'll be like "I'm good at making art so I'll be the artist :)" and it's always the same types of people who share things like "art is a human activity that shouldn't be commodified, you shouldn't have to monetize your passions!!"
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@ChrisChiakulas
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Like sorry but this is an L for us. He won. He did all his evil and escaped justice. You have nothing to celebrate.
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@Twootin @Animesempai0 @ripkin @latkedelrey @mrs_socialista Should've just used VATS, the guy was definitely close enough
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@ChrisChiakulas
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9 months
Tbh, this is a good counterpoint. I don't fully agree but I gotta concede it's something
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“Don’t celebrate actually it’s bad that he died at 100 peacefu-“ wrong, overwhelming public joy at the deaths of monsters is a good thing regardless of circumstance. It does send a message to the living.
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@Java_jigga Hillary was like "Sorry Lindsay you went too far with the anti-Asian racism when you compared Raya to Avatar"
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"My message for the Palestinians is that they should not give up their fight...Fight with stones, with weapons. Yes, also with weapons." -Hajo Meyer, Auschwitz survivor and anti-Zionist hero
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2 years
@derpo377 TLJ had a woman with purple hair tell a man what to do which is an unforgivable crime to the people we're talking about here
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@CalebAlofs @Koslofskyspeaks This was one of the most ludicrous things I've ever seen in a work of fiction
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@Hoosker @BenShh1 That's crap. Bass is the thing Paul is best at; most people don't label him "a bass player" because they don't appreciate bass as an instrument. He's one of the GOATs of bass playing
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@midwestspitfire @emilyvdw Here, a payakan meme, there's your cultural impact right there
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@vivafalastin you do not "have to commit." You smoke one, think "oh, that wasn't so bad, I'm not affected or addicted, I can have another one and it'll be fine" and after a few times of doing that it's over. you should delete this
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3 years
@HappyFunNorm @shaun_vids Because that's literally the one defining characteristic that sets leftists apart from liberals
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@Caol_MacCormaic "deep into the career" Harrison was 23 when he wrote it and a huge point of the song was that the taxes he paid were being used to fund the Vietnam War
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2 years
@aedison the conclusion of the movie is literally the opposite of that. It's that you're not allowed to treat your family abominably because doing so ruins their lives and sets them up to treat others abominably in turn. Did you...did you watch the movie
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@ChrisChiakulas
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@EyezRealise @BareLeft peaceful protest has never worked at any point in history. Bleeding Kansas was a lost cause for the Free Staters until the Pottawatomie Massacre happened. violence is the only language these people hear
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@SnakeHedd @profharbinger @dotorii_muk @LilySimpson1312 Yeah Ishida and that comic literally went from frat bro humor to confused radical feminism to being a conservative American patriot it's one of the most insane arcs in human history
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@ChrisChiakulas
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3 years
@thelindsayellis Your video actually did change my mind...a little bit. Thanks for addressing the Mara Wilson thing. Biggest gripe was conflating all of "the left" - it's mostly radlibs who are thirsty to cancel you, not what I'd call leftists
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@Q_Review jesus that's unhinged. thank you
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@gommunisd i'm gonna help you out: this post isn't talking about New England v Texas, it's talking about Celtics fans
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@EPM106 I knew shit like this was coming the moment the CGI homunculus of Peter Cushing stepped onscreen in Rogue One but people were too busy masturbating over that movie to heed the signs
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@Solidarity_Star I know Reddit has groups for mass-reporting that kinda stuff so it gets taken down quicker. Does anything like that exist here
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@danceyrselfdean Because it's a good album with like 7 absolute bangers on it
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@jesawyer this is like when you see a picture of a president on their first day in office vs leaving office
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2 years
@rickygervais Your delivery is fucking terrible. "Don't explain the joke" is like the first rule of comedy
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@EPM106 like this
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@Bresnan_Bear @shaun_vids @so_very_angry it's fitting that you don't understand that the part where they are explaining why it's a mixture has nothing to do with the actual claim and instead has to do with a subjective interpretation of it
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if you see your comrade getting beaten and ganged up on by fascists, it's time to put the fucking phone down
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@acechhh Was this the same person who was like "you don't have to read to be a writer" a couple weeks ago
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@DecolonialMarx @vogon_laureate @por_ous @36_chambuhz If you can see how it's ridiculous for Mussolini to claim that fascist Italy was a direct continuance of the Roman Empire, then you should also be able to understand why the PRC isn't a direct 1:1 continuation of the Han dynasty. that's the point being made
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@LazlosGhost these types of things always give me whiplash cuz I read them and I'm like "if this shit can get published then surely I can as well!" and then a few seconds later I'm like "wait, this shit is getting published and I still can't get an agent to reply to my queries"
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@yungslowbruh @Hoosker @BenShh1 My brother in Christ I am a bass player Maybe you and I value different things in rhythm sections and bass playing in particular which is informing our entirely subjective opinions on this
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@Waaldo85 @Nicholasvanj @pumpkinleef @pcgamer Are these "LGB friends" you totally have in the room with us right now?
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@racquelgates @Heading_West I agree with you but I think separately it's also concerning how many young adults (emphasis on "adults;" not talking about kids) say things like "if a movies has sex scenes I can't watch it with my parents" or "if people know I like a movie with sex they'll think I'm a pervert"
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@NoraReed @jk_rowling cough cough Lily Cade, and I wonder why she's been in the news in the UK recently
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@akskigreg @shaun_vids what the fuck are you talking about? Are you a robot? What does this have to do with anything? Are you really that insecure about your trust in a politician that you immediately spout irrelevant talking points at any criticism?
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Multiple women have confirmed to me, privately, that @JordanChariton sexually abused or harassed them. They will be coming forward publicly soon. #HarveyWeinstein #AlFranken #SylvesterStallone #RoyMoore #LouisCk #WhosNext
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@ok_post_guy where does this person claim that they, themself, "just" came to the realization that Biden is bad?
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9 months
Reminder that religion isn't ethnicity and that most Palestinians are descended from the original inhabitants of that land who didn't leave after the Bar Kokhba revolt. They converted to Islam after the Arab conquest, they were not replaced by Arabs.
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@shaun_vids Shaun I am begging you to stop being divisive we have a midterm in 13 months
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@profharbinger @SnakeHedd @dotorii_muk @LilySimpson1312 He did a comic where one character tearfully holds a cross and American flag and vows to save his country and this is portrayed heroically
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@angrymlbfan1 @tiredarabwoman All of the sayings we have attributed to him are in Greek and the few that show clear semitic influence point to Aramaic, not Hebrew. There is no evidence that he spoke Hebrew, though he probably was at least familiar with it from hearing the Torah
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@TarabearTara @wonderhall because the film wasn't originally "about" the Osage nation, it was about the FBI
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@Petergrry @shrimpJAJ @sagaftra sounds like you guys need a union
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@legotrillermoth Paul was cooking on a whole other level
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@loquitur_ponte @RiverTamYDN "it's so easy! all you have to do is a bunch of extra organizational busy work!" 🤡
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@Airmanareiks @dasuperbackup It's really telling that you think "reversing the question" to "their side" involves a simple inversion, as if LGBT+ people believe that "heterosexuality is wrong" lmao
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@Srirachachau A beautiful mind
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@BlackRedGuard1 gee I wonder
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@wspieler @shaun_vids The reason for bringing up that specific death is not because it's more important or worse than others, but because by the liberals' own logic that prizes rules and procedure it /should/ horrify them. The point is to expose their hypocrisy
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@Matthew72347188 @fivepoisonskid it's not, people just like to be contrarian. she reminds me so much of my actual mom in this scene it's scary
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Man I put that I'm polyamorous and married literally at the tippy-top of every dating profile I make and I'm still matching with mostly monogamous people who act all offended when I double-check they actually read it
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@Dezinuh The fact that you think THIS of all things is a "cool" nod to the originals just explains so much
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@SandyFrizzle "widower with two small children? so inconvenient, you should think about kicking them out of their home" how do people get this heartless
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@blewglass i like the album but this is not a healthy way of engaging with literally anything
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@padmrey the majority of the video is her literally systematically addressing all the shit people have been cancelling her for and apologizing for much of it so it's both lmao
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@Jerwillow @CalebAlofs @Koslofskyspeaks And you have to be standing at some exact specific spot in the parking lot for it to line up properly
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@shaun_vids (this is a joke btw nobody attack me)
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@HarryTHop @shaun_vids @steinkobbe "the office of the president has unlimited power to do fascism but none to protect civil rights" isn't the argument you think it is
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@thedenature @StolenDans if you weren't around when this was originally airing you probably won't know this but it was absolutely bananas how hot everyone thought House was
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@vapinginthezone @shaun_vids what pr blowback squeeze lol
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@DecolonialMarx @vogon_laureate @por_ous @36_chambuhz Or even that the Qing dynasty isn't a direct 1:1 continuation of the Han dynasty if you wanna be annoying and weird about the PRC
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@maxplanations @Troydiscospider Those "more moderate" parties consistently enabled and downplayed the rise of Nazism
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@Q_Review Stop my dick can only get so hard
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I believe in pushing Biden to the left and holding his feet to the fire. That is why I announce publicly at every opportunity that he has my vote literally no matter what. I am a very smart and savvy voter and serious person
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@NewellJavin dog he's just funny and pretty consistently puts out high-quality low-stakes reviews, it's not that deep. do you think popularity is directly proportional to "good takes"
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@CosmonautMarcus Really loved seeing Starlight have some good interactions with other characters like MM and Kimiko this season
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@EldritchVelv3t @its_hipolita You literally cannot because numerous NPCs are openly and unavoidably in queer relationships
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@Anarkismus_ @Arbeit_Fish I have worked in restaurants (FoH and BoH), got out of the restaurant industry after many years because I couldn't handle it, and come from a family of restaurant workers, and this take is still goofy as shit Under socialism I would actively enjoy returning to restaurant work
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@NowHereThis2 Sorry but this is a very "so you hate waffles?" reply
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@zukosmama "pedophilia only refers to attraction to prepubescent girls" -pedophile proverb
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@agarret83 @g2theartist @shaun_vids How much time needs to pass before you'll accept this criticism? In another 9 months it'll be "he needs to play it safe for the midterms", another and it'll be "it's only been 9 months since the midterms," another year and "he needs to appeal to the middle to be reelected"
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@angrymlbfan1 @tiredarabwoman I looked deeper into it and that source comes from a scholar who also argued that the gospels were originally written in Hebrew. Deeply unserious, not credible, obviously motivated more by Zionism than by history
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@austinc3301 @Bresnan_Bear @shaun_vids @so_very_angry Do you...do you not know what "subjective" means?
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@ZGandelman @biggestjoel this is just reflavored "calling white Americans settlers is anti-white racism"
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right wingers playing Fallouts 1, 2, and New Vegas
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@Q_Review Can someone fill me in on SSSniperwolf? I normally wouldn't care but my 8yo daughter watches her lol
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@oontgrad @thelindsayellis Yes I can because "wokest" ≠ "furthest left"
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@BlackRedGuard1 Marx: coupons free online coupon codes hot french girls Engels: top 10 productivity tools karl marx "friedrich engels" site: how to know if your friend is taking advantage of you
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@stinkytrashwaif @skullmandible For as long as I've known what ace people are I've been inundated with reminders that they can and often do enjoy sex too so why is this an inherently ace issue
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@ArronsGhost @McR1B69 they were quite literally made as a single movie and then split up later
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@hunt4change So what does it mean to have a "right to sex" when nobody wants to have sex with you? How do you exercise that right in that situation?
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@umberghauri @EARTHGHOSTPURRP "this is widely available info"
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@austinc3301 @Bresnan_Bear @shaun_vids @so_very_angry The claim is that Biden said he had no empathy for the plight of younger people. Biden did, in fact, say this. This isn't mixed truth value - it's simply true. There may be multiple interpretations of what Biden "meant" but that doesn't change the simple truth value of the claim
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@fellawhomstdve I am not a prequel revisionist but no Attack of the Clones is genuinely less shitty than TRoS
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