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Anyway, words at @thespool , interviews @ebertvoices , etc. He/him. Just happy to be here!

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7 months
Friends! Folks! Really excited to share the trailer for my short, After Party!
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4 years
PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON PFIZER
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Just keeps getting better and better
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3 years
A key problem with movies today is a lack of this guy
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3 years
Still feel like we haven’t given Rise of Skywalker enough shit. “He was on another transport”
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8 months
The key turning point of Dune 2 is when Paul must drink the water that makes you not listen to your gf. Me, personally, I would not have drunk that…
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7 months
[Bene Gesserit voice]: no worries if not!
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3 months
NEWS: Biden has canceled all of his political travel this week. He was supposed to go to Texas tomorrow and then attend three fundraisers in California and one in Colorado. He will be in Washington this week. The travel will be rescheduled, an official says.
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2 years
It's called range
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10 months
In honor of my sisters birthday, please enjoy her harsh but fair review of Lost in Translation
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2 years
Wow look what AI art can do
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4 years
How it started: How it’s going:
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7 months
Early reviews are in!
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3 years
Love the idea of Succession only doing one more season, series finale at Connor and Willa’s wedding
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2 years
The “Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.
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4 years
Rian Johnson: We are what they grow beyond Every subsequent Disney Star Wars: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
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3 years
The next Bond
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4 months
The reality is that they were the original Challengers
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9 months
Absolute fire
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2 years
Wtf is this
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3 years
ROCCO?! ROCCO’S A ROCK, ZOE! ROCCO WON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE - HOW? HOW IS ROCCO GOING TO EAT THAT COOKIE? TELL ME!
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8 months
Holy shit. Conner made a movie fr
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5 months
Every squad got the
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4 years
breaking news: our king is safe
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2 years
Thinking about this again because it’s so fucking true. Studios emphasizing a couple movies as big events and everything else as content is so fucking detrimental to audiences, filmmakers, and the entire medium
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‘Armageddon Time’ Director James Gray makes the argument why studios should be able to lose money on art films.
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2 years
[rewatching Boogie Nights]: oh yeah, I could make something like this when I’m 27
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3 years
[pushing back tears] ACAB includes him
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8 months
Paul Atreides exists in the context of everything that came before him. But he thinks he just fell out of a coconut tree
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1 year
“This interview is from one of the most interesting periods of my life” is a great way to say “I was insane lol”
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@tabletmag I don’t wanna be mean or anything but I dont think anyone involved in the writing, editing or publishing of this article should be allowed near a school
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3 years
A vibe shift is coming
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2 years
Not getting nominated is such a Burt Fabelman move
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3 years
Do you think Adam McKay has seen First Reformed
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1 year
Coworker just said he should be live action Link and now I’m losing my mind
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1 year
Happy Birthday to the big man himself
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3 months
@CarobJohn “You either die a hero” or you live forever lmao
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7 months
Breaking: guy who wrote Munich is critical of Israel
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4 years
Happy Birthday Steven Soderbergh 🥳
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2 years
King Larry
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If You're 20-30 and Your Main Circle Isn't Discussing - Klute - The Parallax View - bugging via cassette-based recording devices - Alan J Pakula - increased surveillance in everyday life obscuring truth ...then it's time to find a new circle. Your NETWORK is your NETWORTH!
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2 years
The Graduate and Blue Velvet are both movies about how it’s a mistake to come home from college
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3 years
Bad Boys 3: Bad Boys for Life features Joe Pantoliano. Bad Boys 3: Bad Boys for Life was the highest grossing domestic movie of 2020. Didn’t you ever wonder why?
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1 year
How it feels picking something to watch on Criterion Channel
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1 year
Just met Michael Shannon. Extremely chill
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4 months
In Brandon Johnson’s Chicago you have to respect the brat lane
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Great progress on the Clark Street protected bike lane in River North! Curbs and delineators coming soon. This new bike lane will complement the recently installed northbound protected bike lane on Dearborn, making biking downtown safer and more comfortable.
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1 year
Dune 2 trailer… Mission: Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1 trailer… Killers of the Flower Moon trailer… I know these names better than I know my own grandmothers
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Guy who gets really into Monster Hunter because of Tár
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7 months
New list of garbage people just dropped
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4 years
THE SUICIDE SQUAD is “a gritty, 1970s war movie.” This is great for me, someone who’s favorite paranoid 70s conspiracy thriller is CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLIDER
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4 years
When you're senselessly left off the NYT Best Actors of the 21st Century List
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Oh you fuckin think
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'CBS Mornings' Interview With Ta-Nehisi Coates Did Not Meet Editorial Standards, CBS News Execs Tell Staff
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3 years
Inside you there are two wolves: one who is excited for the return of Alfred Molina, the other who recognizes that this shot looks like shit
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1 year
Best Picture winner Birdman is a good movie
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3 years
@PetreRaleigh Even if you like/love Force Awakens, it’s pretty easy to admit that’s a lazy movie. This just took everything to a whole other level, it’s incredible
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The Creator: finally… a movie that is entirely concept art
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2 years
@fiImgal “Oh, right”
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Bullet Train: I am calling for a complete and total shutdown of cameos until we can figure out what’s going on
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8 months
Baumbach? Making a film about coming of age as adults?? What will he think of next??
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Noah Baumbach’s next film will star George Clooney, Adam Sandler, Laura Dern, Billy Crudup and Riley Keough. Described as a coming of age film about adults.
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2 years
@jjdotbiz few bonds stronger than gamer solidarity
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Audible confusion during my screening of Glass Onion at the appearance of the Netflix logo
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10 months
Mom said it’s our turn to use the Xbox
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3 years
I do feel like a lot of my problems would be solved by a Mission: Impossible 7 trailer
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3 years
@olsencassidy Us to Jesse Armstrong:
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10 months
Ok folks… ready to reveal my favorites of the year
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7 months
Circling back around to this banger. “Filmmaking must be a live long, cultish obsession or else it’s actually not leftist”. Awesome
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3 years
Machine Gun Kelly says Megan Foxʼs engagement ring is actually the Bene Gesserit Pain Box “The box is powered by the Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother… Love is pain.” (Source: @voguemagazine )
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Michael Showalter in SIGNS
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1 year
Powerful words. Powerful idea
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Extremely funny that in his first year as CEO Zaslav went all in on The Flash and The Idol, both objectively flops
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@MovieManifesto “That he lacks Johnson’s daring and imagination has not precluded him from making another boisterous adventure, with moments of glorious spectacle.”
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3 years
The Soviet Union’s hottest new club is “the Zone”. It has everything: old men talking about the nature of expression, a room that can fulfill your deepest desires, and a tunnel full of stalagmites called “the meat grinder”. To get there, just follow the old military train tracks
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3 years
Whatttt
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@noname WatchMojo presents: The Top Ten Anime Betrayals
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@justbrizigs I actually think it looks cooler than the one from resurrection. But that’s neither here nor there
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The Sopranos is such a good show I wish New Jersey was real
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4 years
Jesus Christ the place I picked up dinner from said they’ve gotten two tips in the past 4 months people are monsters
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American Jews Should Become a Little More Israeli: Instead of playing defense, we should learn how to stand up for ourselves better
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@filmsonwax JJ Abrams loves reheating, it’s the only way he knows how to cook !
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YOUR JEWISH FRIENDS ARE NOT OK (some of them are supporting apartheid, not really a sign of a person being ok)
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People thinking Fraser is bad in KOTFM are not serious people
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2 years
There are two current kings of blockbuster cinema: one who has a sicko, decades-long obsession with water (James Cameron) and one who has a debilitating, constant fear of water (Christopher Nolan)
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When your editor asks how the draft is coming along a day before the deadline
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Going welI, I think! Thank you to all. LOVE!!!
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Mutual Monday: what’s your favorite Hitchcock that’s not Vertigo, Psycho, Strangers on a Train, NxNW, or Rear Window?
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@baddestmamajama @clintworthing Thanks it came from a place of deep bitterness
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Absolutely loved Furiosa. Tom Burke has that dawg in him?? ATJ and Hemsworth both rise to the absurd challenges of their roles?? A movie of endless genuine spectacle
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@justbrizigs Nice Irishman just dropped…
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@HitFactoryPod Being right… it’s sometimes a curse…
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@been_herde Arguably real life Roman Roy
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@sonyashea3 You make this face regularly
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@brianchaley The Disney machine bet big on her and they’re not gonna let something like her thinking science is devil stuff stop them
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Oh man, when you see this shit? you know the movie is gonna be legendary
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Man Amanda Seyfried is a really good actress
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Dave Filoni has became the Chief Creative Officer of Lucasfilm. He will now work more directly with Kathleen Kennedy to oversee the next generation of Star Wars shows & movies. (Source: )
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For those curious, the premise of Jon Stewart’s new podcast is that he pays two young people to talk to him and tell him he’s right
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Hit Man dares to pose the question “what does a people pleaser actually want?” and also dares to answer “a smoking hot Latina”
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I will say I would rather watch 1 hour of Adam Driver Annette standup than 1 minute of a Bo Burnham special
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[thinking back to when I was carrying a loaded gun with me at all times] this was one of the most interesting periods in my life
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To him today is normal day
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2 years
Huge shoutout to this guy
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2 years
Now watching (been meaning to since 2019)
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