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@CatuliEamus
Eamus Catuli
6 months
@fluxus2 Post the other Reddit posts
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@fluxus2 I, too, hate the truth when it does not fit my narrative 🤗🤗🤗
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@CatuliEamus
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@beerlytrevscott Lol Browning just showed that Burrow is a system QB and pretty mid when you look his full sample size of stats
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@CatuliEamus
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@reset_by_peer @MNateShyamalan Easily the worst part of the app post-Elon.
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@JaymalGreen I don’t really blame them - what else are they supposed to do?
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@Babygravy9 Is it me or does that pic look generous for 29 BMI? Would have expected slightly more chunky
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@CatuliEamus
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@A_Lush_Fantasy @TheHomiiie @VBSofficial_ Then if she goes straight to Airdrop you just know to move on
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@DarkagePossum @pipagaopoetry Remember - it’s okay to be as misogynistic as you want as long as it’s directed at white women!!
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@CatuliEamus
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10 months
@HoodiGarland @jasrifootball It’s getting engagement! You pay Elon, you should understand
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@CatuliEamus
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@Yale @YaleEnvironment Y do u support beheading people?
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@CatuliEamus
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@airbagged The cult?
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@erik_mcswain @souljagoytellem Is this from the NYT article? Barry a legend for this 😂😭
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@CatuliEamus
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@ALittleScythe @chowder94 We want the trains to run
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@AlexNoonan6 Worse is workaholic with kids. RIP
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@patricidial @CortessisP @vanillaopinions That isn’t what these people are doing though.
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@CatuliEamus
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@BDSBoston “without conditions”
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@CatuliEamus
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@CoffeeKy0 @batwingdings @vanillaopinions This 30% was mocked as being too rosy for Trump…it’s in the OP, do you realize that?
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@CatuliEamus
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@USC_Nico @CFBRep He better watch Caleb while he can. Caleb is tracking to be the next Jamarcus Russell.
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@CatuliEamus
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@reddit_lies I told a friend who went through layoffs to take “she/her” off her resume. She got kinda pissed. I just shrugged… “well, do you want a job or not?” 🤷‍♂️
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@CatuliEamus
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@Trust_Lion_ Oye. One time a girl got mad at me because she blocked me on social media and I didn’t pursue…mad I didn’t “go around the block” 😭😂😭
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@CatuliEamus
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@BenAxelrod In before the replies get a lil wild n whiny
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@OurCLEGuardians I, too, enjoy silencing people that are deemed political opponents for me
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@CatuliEamus
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@Michigan_Man1 @TWH_Chris @mel49508 “A few” is doing A LOT of work in your sentence buddy 😂😂
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@CatuliEamus
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@AdamNeumannsCoS No way South Carolina is staying in the “loyalist” region Unless the carpetbaggers really have won!
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@CatuliEamus
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@_CharlesPreston All crimes, including violent crimes, are up (some dramatically), though
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1 year
@clay_knapp @barstoolsports Wow - do we need to go back and review all games for injuries?? What about penalties? What if false start is actually called?? Do the Lions actually win by 10-14??
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@CatuliEamus
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@DonovanBuilds These bait posts are getting really good lmao
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@CatuliEamus
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@4chan_green @EverythingOOC What kinda jail time could you face if you laced the poop to explode on the porch pirate? Say 5-10 mins after it’s in his car
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@bullriders1 @Lan_wuts @ConnorZinn @abughazalehkat I wouldn’t call it “just fine”. Grocery shopping / going to a drug store in SF is quite the trip lately…
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@satanshappyhour @bullriders1 @Lan_wuts @ConnorZinn @abughazalehkat People can’t have roots in both and travel? Did u realize United is a hub in both cities?? You should go outside more lil fella!
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@Naijella86 @thejadester1 @shoe0nhead It’s even funnier when you click her profile and look at her first retweet (at time of this tweet) dogging cynicism/narcissism 😭💀😭
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@CatuliEamus
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@PratikxPatel Posture in the picture contradicts that last sentence, just saying 🤷‍♂️
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@Arditi_d_Popolo @legoman0721 @blondeholebrain @carl_widlund @memeticsisyphus @SocialNomadRach You guys are replying to a guy who pays for Twitter blue but won’t buy good shoes 😭😭
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@CWBChicago This has to be for fun for them at this point lol. For sport
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@CatuliEamus
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@trustyriffs @MrKel95 @thehumanrebuild @Twiceoniie @takeheartmonica Or walking prevents future headaches. In a vacuum this is such a minor request and for her benefit. Borderline nuts projection to assume he is controlling off this one request (“he does this all the time” / “he’ll start to do this all the time”)
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@superdavehodge @ChristinaPushaw @WhiteHouse Crypto account with a colossally awful take, color me shocked 😂😂
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@__Relle__ @OhioJohnM I, too, shit on facts when they don’t fit my narrative 😂
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@GennyMoorgate @the_transit_guy Ur boots are ready to lick ma’am
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@firegregc @Cubs Is this your first year following sports or something?
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@nonblankslate @razibkhan It’s so sad watching this happen to people close to you.
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@HighyieldHarry Its engagement bait U got Huber’ed bro I summon you to 3 hours in a storage unit as punishment!
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@subwayratmusic @peanutg53954578 @Morbidful Where? And what crime did Rittenhouse commit?
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@constantraise @clayhepler Always love first time parents talking in absolutes 😂😂
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@jaywillis I don’t understand the strong case for keeping her if she did indeed plagiarize. What infraction / crime would be okay to keep a job like President at Harvard?
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@CatuliEamus
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@ChicagosMayor Ngl, I thought this was the parody account when I first started reading lol
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@AllergicToSoy @TrueSlazac What % of Americans would cheer if 9/11 happened today, 20%?
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@melobusque These parody accounts are getting really good lol
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@vrvrcl9161 @Eric_Erins @dieworkwear The crime at 400 W Clark!?!!!! 😂😭😂
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@est944 @NickJN3 @Wr47Rhet @EmmanuelAcho Yeah…he did ask for the joke 😂
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@ArmandDoma A fruit has replaced a foreign flag as a preview that I’m about to read the worst take known to man on this (former) Bird app 😭😭😭
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@Riffs33 Where’s the lie?
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@UrFavoriteMexi @Babygravy9 Combined with body fat % I think it’s good measure, but I see your point. My issue with some of the anti-BMI crowd is they will use pro athletes as examples but 90% of them look nowhere near that lol.
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@TMontana_36 @kktweetshaha Can it be done in an air fryer instead faster?
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@ManChrist_Anna Philly is such an underrated city.
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@ZekeGeiss @moultano Reddit would be amazing with no Redditors
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@BigKidDinner @TheGameDayNFL @jasrifootball @NFL_DovKleiman VR helmet PFP makes the troll even better 😂😂
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@CatuliEamus
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@DallasAptGP @Stealx @DPDChiefGarcia Love the shift change commentary lol. Similar thing happened to me when I had to report a crime. Guy’s shift was ending in 10 minutes and asked me to come back in 15 minutes since robbery was too small of a crime to interrupt a shift change 💀💀💀
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@CatuliEamus
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@CPD1617Scanner Midways is better anywey
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@jaketropolis @tragic_maverick I’d be very curious at what higher tax rate people would finally blink at to prefer this method vs. Getting a large refund at end. Saying the same thing as your OP, some would rather just pay more taxes net net. Hilariously sad that this is moderately controversial
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@etowner5 Well, at least this is trending towards a happy ending! Those pics in the store made me chuckle 😂
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@LAURA_N_ROD More to come as it gets colder in Chicago and no real plan?
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@ArmandDoma It’s also why DC is so insufferable. Politics pays poorly for most people so they need to puff their chest in other obnoxious ways.
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@VegasRebs Ole Miss fan is poking fun of someone else for being a J6er? What??? 😂😂😂
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@beingjameson Still make you fart like a horse your first week on it like AG1?
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@dhaaruni This is an extremely common take by the non-hyper political type people…for better or worse
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@Austin__Berg Honestly, surprised it wasn’t worse. If I’m a SpotShotter shareholder I’m a little mad. They had the City of Chicago bent over a barrel.
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@Queer_chndrchud @KnoafM22878 @MrAndyNgo Be a little more nuanced, you might get more people to bite next time.
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@Duderichy Whats better than “Strongly Agree”? I always found Big 4 titles / processes goofy as hell
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@ClwnPrncCharlie Lmao. Stumbling on that side of Twitter is wild. I follow some just for giggles and then often I’ll be immediately blocked 😂
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@FinancialPhys @lporiginalg @JordanParodyson The AOC ones still get me from time to time lol
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@L0m3z Any kids?
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@heartlesslyrich @jandro_kess @JGrantGlover 35th is perfectly safe enough, especially that close to train, the level of police / security there, etc. But the area is so boring - nothing to do. If not for the cheap beer tickets and better ballpark food, Wrigley is 10x better in atmosphere and general enjoyability
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@JD_DIZZ0 @ChefReactions That’s pretty dope haha
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@LeveragedFun @Indian_Bronson Is it just a comment on India-Pakistan relations, in a way?
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@robszn @anoushkarx So much this lol
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@mnolangray How many are affordable homes though?
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@zedonarrival @iaintclaire SI is the one I most want to see, tbh
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@kevinvdahlgren I am curious at what you saw!
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@reddit_lies Is there anything more confusing than a Trump mugshot tshirt? I know people that hate him and can’t wait to wear one… I know people that love him and can’t wait to wear one… 😂😂😂
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@mr_morals44 @JackPBerens @UMFanAugdahl Let him have a little fun. Michigan’s best run since the Civil Rights movement 😂
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@RiverTamYDN “I enjoyed giving an answer and here it is:” Cringe level 5,000
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@thuleanmaid @NimbleSunfish24 @xbtGBH This is what I call every Latina I hook up with
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@not_so_raw @emxlyybby What a stupid question 😂😂
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@WillWBloom @BenBradleyTV Seems like an odd reply, try committing crimes in another country and see how it goes. *checks profile* “DSA” Oh…
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@CatuliEamus
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@excr3ment @tbonetommy39 @LegitBobbyHill @lporiginalg ? So he’s obligated to pay a 19 year olds $70k/yr tuition payments??
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@seamonkey10 @lporiginalg Yeah ~50% of that subs posts have to be bait lol
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@rickspenguin @jacksonpCTU @CSullivan90 Be nice to him - he went to CPS. He can’t help it.
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@lepetitereboot @mocutobi What has gotten worse? Replies to tweets are annoying now since the paid accounts can amplify What else? He made the right choice given the circumstances, way too much headcount
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