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Has the thought crossed anyone’s mind that it’s possible Sydney Sweeney strongly disagrees with the politics of her parents, just like an enormous proportion of Millennials/Gen Z?
She isn’t responsible for her family’s ideas anymore than you are. Leave her alone.
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@dovenymph
One of?
Oh my God, I am so very, very sorry for all that has happened to you.
May you know peace and happiness for the rest of your life.
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@ChrisCillizza
“The more I look at [X], the more convinced I am that [thing that dozens of much smarter pundits have said for months, but I’m going to try to pass it off as my own original thought].”
The entirety of Chris Cillizza’s “Born on Third Base and Thought He Hit a Triple” career.
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@JoelPetro04
@DarkWilbo
@CuteBrute718
@himbopresident
@td2411
@HacknerTyler
Oh, but come on Joel.
What could be more important than LARPing online and in the streets as a more morally pure person than everyone else, while putting forth zero tangible plans to achieve your stated goals? 🤷🏼♂️
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@pavancharvaka
@RightWingWatch
Because, in their mind God is a Republican, Satan is a Democrat, and the whole thing is a cataclysmic battle on earth to uphold Godliness.
In their eyes, it’s not possible for God to disagree with them. As in, they literally can’t conceive of the idea.
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@Ruwa4Georgia
Your first sentence is great.
Your second sentence is why you’re not speaking.
You’re asking to make the speech about why YOU are doing “this,” in being a constant thorn in the side of the party.
It isn’t about “you.” Your inability to see that is why you aren’t speaking.
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@ChrisCillizza
Did you…did you literally just do the same fucking thing I just called you out on in a different context and think it was some sick burn?
Seriously, have you had an original thought in your life? Would you even know it if you did?
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@vijayvinyl
Hey guys, is it better or worse for some Republicans to identify the insanity of Trump and vote for the Democrat?
I swear, leftists genuinely prefer losing to give themselves more to complain about.
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@justthinkF
@witchything__
@Leba_Miller
@JakeAnbinder
“There’s laws for that”
Oh, you sweet summer child...
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@utdaarron
@LJUTD
Lol. I always love United fans, because they insist the world in front of them isn’t even real. Your incapacity to grasp geometry and angles changes nothing.
He was off. You lost, and deserved it frankly. Quit whining like little schoolchildren.
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@RIA_bythebay
@GalvinAlmanza
This. It is always insane to me when people think that somehow it is justified to treat your family worse than anyone else involved in a situation, just so you don’t look bad publicly.
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@iamjoseh_
Imagine England winning the World Cup, Saka getting the Golden Boot, and every poster in England featuring Harry Kane, instead…
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@ArmandDoma
In the last two days I’ve become convinced that America is going to one day descend into anarchy based on social media warping our minds into believing the timeframes to accomplish MASSIVE and complex tasks can be reduced to how long it takes delivery to get to your house.
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@ericareport
I hate to say it, but it would probably be better for us re 2024 if Republicans wound up with 219-222 seats this time.
The ineptitude of Kevin McCarthy and the caucus trying to bow at Trump’s alter would create a disaster for the GOP in two years when voters see it live.
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@WestHam_Central
@NYKchazza
All you've done for a month, outside of the context of the UECL final (and even sort of in it) is actively root against Arsenal getting Rice.
It's his life. But, you're OBSESSED w/denying Arsenal him, even if he wants it.
If it isn't hate, it's still something unhealthy.
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@PhilAmmann
@RepMoskowitz
@AGGancarski
Nope. It is time for Floridians to own their reality and begin the mass migration OUT of the state.
There is zero reason for the rest of us to subsidize your living on quicksand.
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@Jillie_Alexis
How in the world do you look at where we are at as a country and conclude that “yep, I really want four more years of this shit”?
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@USA_Polling
He’s also just lying, though. Virginia doesn’t allow for formal party registration by voters.
These are completely made up numbers.
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@ladielabrys2
@Antweegonus
The widower is literally acknowledging that his wife brought this joy into his life and it is now gone along with her.
Get a fucking life, soulless shrew.
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@omensfromeden
@SpryPunk
@VVenom811
@Organic_Mooseli
@pdxbrock
@thought_grime
@clapifyoulikeme
Idk, I’m an American who has been to France twice, does not speak the language, and had no issues at all with the people.
I imagine it’s more a matter of not expecting the world to bend to you. Americans on vacation are bad at that—and thus perceive rudeness that isn’t there.
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@CDCgov
@CDCMMWR
I love how you spent so much text proving vaccinated ppl can get infected by Delta, that you totally forgot to make abundantly clear that it’s still extremely less likely to happen than if you’re unvaccinated.
Well done. Fabulous PR work. The anti-vaxxers could not be happier.
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@jackisjake
How does a “polling firm” actually publish a 10-point net swing in a single day of absolutely nothing happening and continue to be taken seriously by anyone?
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@EmiSmithShowe
Yeah, but they were so pretty in losing.
And, that’s what matters most. Losing in style.
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Well…didn’t expect to reopen Twitter to this after going out. 😂😂😂
For those of you exploding all over my page, go touch grass. I just did. It was great. You should too.
Sydney Sweeney posting photos of her family disagreeing w/you is completely meaningless. Get a life.
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@witchything__
@Leba_Miller
@JakeAnbinder
Yeah, but I care a lot less about anonymous shitposts on Twitter being mined by tech companies than I do about Google knowing what my actual thought process is—on issues that matter to my personal/professional life—under my real name.
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@marklevinshow
It’s amazing how all of you looked at a guy we all know basically lied non-stop for the first 70 years of his life, and somehow bought into the idea that, because he could now benefit you, he had seen the light and became honest.
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@charlescwcooke
@RichLowry
Cool. Agreed. It was wrong.
Now do making shit up about migrants eating people’s pets, watching bomb threats come in on their kids’ schools, and then insisting the migrants are the problem and you’ll keep lying about them rather than saying the bomb threats are unacceptable.
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@AMonFootball
55 goals.
They’re on pace to concede 55 goals, and they want to put that team’s GK and LB into a TOTS…
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@mattyglesias
@annehelen
Honest question as a non-parent:
If we all agree that this is a thing that parents are driven to, then what the hell is the actual draw to having kids? It sounds miserable from the outside.
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@justthinkF
@witchything__
@Leba_Miller
@JakeAnbinder
(1) You don’t know that.
(2) It’s not just about today, it’s about a company with a permanent record of your worst thoughts for life, regardless of your status today.
(3) You’re posting from an anon account RIGHT NOW. So, clearly you care at least a little bit.
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@Cityforever03
Yeah…we’re terrible. No reason to respect what we’ve done against City and Liverpool this season. 🙄
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@melinadautovic
@ronniecoleman62
Just remember, you’ve won the same number of Champions Leagues as Nottingham Forest.
Those trophies didn’t stop them from descending into decades of oblivion from poor management on and off the pitch. Yours won’t stop you, either.
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@asymmetricinfo
@JamesSurowiecki
Oh, please. The military has seen ever-expanded funding and development for at least 4 DECADES. We have insanely faster modes of transporting vaccines.
The problem is an inept Administration more focused on personal grievance than coordinating distribution. It’s that simple.
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@travelingtoeat_
@ProjectLincoln
I walk without a mask a few times a week in DC. Tucker is full of shit. No one is hunting me down.
Most people just keep them handy to flip on/off when they walk by people, and most of that is just to make sure the other person doesn’t feel uncomfortable.
He’s lying.
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@JosR41816258
@InvincibleArs
He is the only guy who did anything threatening for you today. What are you talking about?
You need to drop Antony from the lineup, so that you actually have a right side of the attack. Just send him back to Manchester early. He’s worthless.
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@jonmorleylfc
@CarlJoh34092153
Dude, either you stand against the corruption, or you don’t.
Don’t waffle in such a self-serving manner.
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@ZakKnowsBall
It would be one thing if United had inflated market prices buying prospects who turned into stars.
But, the fact that they did it on guys who were pretty mid-tier, and who developed into nothing special is honestly criminal.
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@BigJPlayFreebrd
@WCCO
Wait, you mean people break the law faster than the government can prosecute them for breaking the law?
No shit. That’s true with literally any law, including homicide.
That doesn’t mean anything about whether expeditiously providing aid for people is a good thing or not.
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@choosedemo
I mean...they’re the ones who can end it. Today.
Just stand up and explicitly call out Trump. Just be honest about it being over.
If no one stands in his corner anymore, there’s really not much else he can do to functionally prolong this.
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@mcfcdavid_27
@utdcynical
3-6 inches closer in Nketiah's boot in the 67th minute, and you're 11 points back right now.
Chill with the banter.
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@RalstonReports
@bella_tweetss
@eric_neugeboren
I have to say that after 9.5 years of Trump, I am so tired of journalists treating Democrats “not answering questions directly” as though it is a mortal sin, while letting Trump go off on a rant about tariffs and trade policy when asked about the cost of childcare w/o critique.
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@USA_Polling
“Enough of a size to make a difference” feels like a blatant admission that the whole point is to deliver Trump the WH, too.
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@jonnyktweets
@talliesinyoung
I’m sorry, the 70 miles part is what you’re focused on, and not the incredible world record pace...for all of those 70 miles?
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@JennaEllisEsq
Just saving this in case the bar wants to make a character and fitness-related review...
When this is over, and you’ve watched Biden get sworn in as POTUS, make sure to find a good therapist. It seems like you could use the help.
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@Frankie_Hobbs
Also a little lost on how wrapping your arm around Saka, picking him up off the ground, and discarding him in the box isn't a pen.
What was he supposed to do, elbow Mings to keep possession?
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@umichvoter
This will sound callous, but absolutely none of this should be permitted to be publicly insured if built back once destroyed.
If you can buy private insurance, have at it. But, National Flood Insurance can’t keep encouraging this insanity on the taxpayer’s dime.
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@WestHam_Central
West Ham fans creating a made up rivalry with Arsenal out of thin air over the transfer of Declan Rice away from their club will forever be the weirdest damn thing.
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@WasMR10SZN
@UtdEIIis
Lol. If you think England's problem today was any part of its forward line, you don't know ball.
The market value of Rice and Bellingham should crater after today. Absolute ghosts in midfield.
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@CinnaMilkVT
@Shimmersoft
Yeah, no. See, what you’re saying is good. What she is saying is insulting.
Word choice matters in conveying what you mean. And, honestly I don’t know a lot of men who wouldn’t take the specific words that she said as anything other than “I’m not physically attracted to you.”
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@WarraDyl
@Rory_Talks_Ball
Maybe I missed it, but I don’t think I’ve seen anywhere where Rory said the decision was wrong.
The only hypocrite here…is you…
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@ArsenalN7
Spurs really did screw everyone over by refusing to sell Kane to City the year before they bought Haaland. 😭
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@_MCFCLad
@MCFC_Liban
@imzispoms
A “system” is not the same thing as a “tactical setup.”
Pep tactically sets City up differently all of the time, but City always play with the same system of unifying principles interconnecting the players on the pitch.
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@Magnifi_Q
@UTDTrey
Lol. How do United fans still assume that any player they want would want them too?
The reason you're all in on Antony, is because he likes ETH/has a pre-existing relationship.
The ones you named have no reason themselves to want to come.
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@unhealthytruth
Miss, it's your "For You" page.
It's curated by an algorithm, and presents trends the app believes will be most interesting to you, and thus most likely for you to spend further time encountering ads, based on your history.
It is NOT "the top three trending words" on the site.
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@afcstuff
@Teamnewsandtix
Honestly, I’d probably consider Leeds, West Ham, and Southampton, ideally, as ones for Holding.
Saliba is more needed for Liverpool, City, Chelsea, Newcastle, and Brighton.
And, if we somehow won the league prior to MW38, I’d power down Saliba entirely and move to recovery.
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@Robert26Smith
I don't love twitter mobs, but it's about timing. The question itself isn't inherently bad.
The asking of it as nearly the first thought out of your mouth evidences callousness.
Asking it after hours of coverage of his health and life, it evidences a pragmatic realism.
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@bazingazoo
@oufenix
@aravosis
Again, missing the point. He needs to actively tell his online bands of attack dogs to stop. He may have stumped for Hillary eventually, but no one outside his circle ever believed that was remotely sincere; a feeling reinforced by 10%+ of his 2016 voters voting for Trump.
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@Halloween_Johan
@admcrlsn
Pollsters shouldn’t have overt “political preferences” if they want to be taken seriously.
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@cindyisin
@TrueFactsStated
I can’t fathom why I would be skeptical after a major presidential candidate retracted claims that they would provide personal health information in favor of summary notes from their personal doctors with no explanation for the change...
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@PatrickTimmons1
I swear, we could win the quadruple and hear that we only won it because United, Liverpool, City, and Real Madrid had down years, or something...
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@CrunchFranklin
@vijayvinyl
The fact that you’re evaluating this solely from the perspective of the Republican’s view of and relative comfort with Kamala, without any regard whatsoever to their evaluation of Trump tells me A LOT about how myopic you are, tbh.
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@bazingazoo
@oufenix
@aravosis
The point being made is that it’s not enough to say nice things after the fact. When you spend 4 years fostering a support group of hooligans, and then don’t actually ever affirmatively tell them to stop, saying “we have to unite” the second you’re barely in 1st isn’t enough.
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@Halloween_Johan
@admcrlsn
Do you even think about what you’re writing?
“That’s a you problem.” Yes. That’s the point. No one takes you seriously, because you make it abundantly clear you’re rooting for the outcome you present.
We know your methodology is dogshit, and we all know why. You’ve told us.
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@gbleaz02
@EWErickson
Because, as soon as anyone on Trump’s team goes to court they openly assert that there was no fraud.
Every single thing Trump is saying is a lie intended to cloud the truth so that he can retain power and money—whether in office or via the continued support of his followers.
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@gunnerblog
Went back and watched the lead up to it. Didn’t look particularly serious, and it looked a little like Arteta wasn’t too troubled.
I could be wrong, but I think this was just “if you feel literally anything tonight, we’ll pull you immediately as a precaution.”
Hope I’m right.
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@QasimRashid
Name a single one of those first three groups who criticized the party in even the slightest way, and I’ll support your group doing it.
There isn’t time for a struggle session anymore. Either you’re on the team, or you’re an impediment.
Your choice, but we’re moving forward.
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@donwinslow
I still love that the other dude was so afraid that he didn’t even go grab the gun.
He totally realized they’d just completely fucked up.
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@SwissWatchGuy
Danica Patrick deciding that Trump-Vance 2024 is THE moment for her to start voting is honestly depressing as hell for a 42 year-old.
This person has been eligible to vote in every presidential election since 2000, and THIS is what’s getting her to the polls?
Woof.
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@austin92563803
@Neo_Kenny_
No, you’re just an idiot. The police have already said they’ve received zero credible allegations to this effect.
It’s a lie designed to get bigoted idiots to freak out about black immigrants in small town America.
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@BrandsOwned
Would be a real shame if a bunch of people who already had jobs showed up for an interview on their day off, just to decline the position and take the $50...
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@JimHagainFFS
@NostalgicNUFC85
Because, if City get away with it then Newcastle get free reign to do it too.
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@ESGAFC
@JessicaBlackTV
Bro, she’s making a point that people are constantly waffling about Arsenal, and need to pick a lane.
She isn’t agreeing with any of their perspectives. You misread every single thing about her tweet.
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@fordfairlane616
@HoosierRebel44
@TimRunsHisMouth
As of Sunday, 17 of the 33 states that had Senate elections still hadn’t counted 99% of the ballots received. Utah has still counted less votes than Arizona or Nevada.
This isn’t a conspiracy against the GOP. These are states with stupid rules for the pace of counting votes.
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@_LewisLFC
Bro is 100% a system player.
If City’s next manager runs with a system not aligned with Foden, his career will take a real detour.
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@USA_Polling
Don’t mock it! I want them to shift all their resources to trying to win California.
Sounds like a fruitful plan. They should do it! 👍🏻
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@T_S_P_O_O_K_Y
@JoeBiden
Yes. We all know that NASCAR fans in Talladega, Alabama are noted for being a perfectly accurate representation of national public opinion, lol.
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