zak🪡
@ZakKnowsBall
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This cokehead nearly ended our season who tf let him on the pitch.
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Just heard someone say that Xhaka’s last loss was in an Arsenal shirt…
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Pele getting escorted out of Old Trafford after trying to add to his goal tally today
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Saka don’t even take direct free kicks but some nerd made an account just for it to die after 2 days😭😭😭.
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Rashford when a human being places the tip of index finger onto their Skull
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Gabriel you are are sooooo fucking lucky.
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Looks like he just Missed a 1 on 1 vs Slavia Prague.
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Sky Germany mistaking a random Black Guy for Mane😭😭😭
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Rashford when a human being places the tip of their index finger onto their Skull
Rash X Bolt ⚡️👉🏾🙎🏾♂️.
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Liverpool fans when anything happens in football
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Zinchenko realising he has to wear Palestinian colours
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“where he belongs”
Can Gomez just go to Crystal Palace where he belongs man I’m tired.
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His parents fought tooth and nail to get him to this country😭😭.
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a billion people in the world are fasting right now but Hazard fans are the most starved people on this planet.
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whole heartedly i’m not watching a single minute of Prem Footy if City get Mbappe.
Pep should be all over Mbappe.
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Lisandro Martinez vs Liverpool (A) | The Butcher🔪🩸😈, You DO NOT wanna mess with him🙀
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Arabic commentator screaming “SAMURAI” every time Mitoma gets on the ball😭😭
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Arsenal have been subjected to the craziest amount of banter in the last 6-7 years and now rival fans think we’re gonna be quiet when our team is actually good🤣🤣🤣.
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that’s 450 million for Ten Hag on top of a Billion Pound squad . But the Norwich Scarfs will come out after 1 loss😂😂.
Rasmus Højlund to Manchester United, here we go! Agreement reached right now with Atalanta 🚨🔴🇩🇰 #MUFC. Package will be around €70m with add ons, clubs preparing documents in the next 24 hours. Højlund agreed 5 year deal ten days ago as he only wanted Manchester United.
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Nunez, Antony, Mudryk ext all get corned on a weekly basis. But this Criminal gets away with it when he’s clearly the biggest flop of them all.
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pornography has done irreparable damage to society, this guy took a picture of his mum and has people convinced he’s just had sex.
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Kane when there’s fuck all to play for
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If you’re world class from ages 20-30 (Neymar) you are seen as inconsistent and if you’re world class from 25-32 you’re one of the best players ever😂😂😂😂.
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Was gonna celebrate but I gotta check in with Liverpool fans first, they might’ve invented corner goals.
1-0 Arsenal. GABRIEL OPENS THE SCORE FROM A CORNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S DONE IT AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Gotta do it in the UCL” is suddenly not real anymore yeah😂😂😂.
Unfortunately Palmer has leap frogged Saka.
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Chelsea fans when they’re 10th but Felix hates Arsenal
#cfc fans already have a Joao Felix song: "Joao Felix, he comes from Portugal, he hates the Arsenal.".
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woah woah woah slow down their big fella
Yeah our cycle is done. Enjoy your time Arsenal.
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Meanwhile over here in England
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Foden coming on in garbage time but they’re gonna say he’s a treble winner
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ahhahahaha let’s keep massacring people hahahaha you’re so funny😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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it’s Arsenal’s fault that Casemiro has been suspended for 8 games this season…
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People are saying this weren’t a yellow?😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Arsenal fans talking about the referees, we aren’t watching the same football match.
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was nervous the whole week leading up to this and then we scored within 2 minutes😭😭😭
What’s your favourite goal scored by your club in 2022?.
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We have to be thankful for Odegaard, other guys have to watch man like Mount be their chief creator😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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he’s getting cooked by american airheads, he’s spot on😂😂😂.
"I love the U.S. but that ain't the world!" ❌. Noah Lyles throws shade at the NBA's 'world champions' 🏀👀
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How the world expected Arsenal to play against the best team in the world with ten men
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Kane when there’s fuck all on the line
Bet you anything Kane will score now Spurs are 2-0 . King of scoring in garbage time.
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unfortunately he didn’t have that same energy when his mum was getting beat up in front of him💔💔.
Remember Foden calling Arsenal a “dead team” and Mount laughing when he realised what he said😭😭
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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gabriel was low-key getting ragdolled icl.
Rasmus Hojlund vs Arsenal (A). 30 minute debut.
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Look which CB he embarrassed to score that goal.
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Arsenal badges in the background. I thought Arsenal didn’t get involved in Politics😂😂😂.
Zinchenko: “All Russian and Belarusian athletes should be banned from sport” . [@piersmorgan] #Arsenal
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proper small man syndrome this guy suffers from, it’s too funny watching him parade around😂.
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Grealish tryna understand a full paragraph of English text
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Foden Treble Highlights🔥🔥🔥
Foden won the treble last week and they’re still trying to force him into the Saka bracket
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PLAYERS FINALLY WANNA JOIN US FOR NON HENRY/WENGER REASONSSSSSS
🚨 Declan Rice favouring move to Arsenal over Chelsea to work with Mikel Arteta. (@JacobSteinberg) #CFC
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If the Arsenal admin was busy Bantering Rivals after we finished 12th my head would be on the furthest known planetary object.
One of our own. 💙.
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2023 and they’re still showing Bundesliga highlights😬.
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Mudryk when he isn’t facing people suffering with radiation poisoning from the Chernobyl Nuclear Site
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Subtitles after one wing
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Arsenal footballer Oleksandr Zinchenko has said he would leave the UK to fight in Ukraine if called up. Read more 🔗.
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when the Police catch you celebrating a goal between 3-5 pm on a Saturday
BREAKING: Police to visit 1,000 homes in crackdown on illegal Premier League streaming. [Mirror].
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United fans tryna play the poverty card when they spent 250m in the summer
January signings by the top 6. Arsenal - £25m Trossard, £20m Kiwior.Chelsea - £90m Mudryk, £40m Badiashille, £30m Madueke, Felix .Liverpool - £40m Gakpo.Spurs - £35m Porro, Danjuma.United - Weghorst (Loan) . If MUFC get top 4 make no mistake Ten Hag has worked a miracle.
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Garnacho fucked up sending unprovoked shots at Pedri, now Barca fans will do everything they can to ruin his rep🤣🤣🤣.
Garnacho vs Liverpool - The Golden Boy? - 🪥.
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bro was touring around the opp block before giving Leeds this cooking
Roy Hodgson wandering the streets of Leeds ahead of Elland Road with Palace today.
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when i was watching Lukaku MAN HANDLE Pablo Mari there wasn’t a single mention of how many players we had missing😂😂😂.
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we have been eliminated from your dusty competition, LEAVE US ALONE😭😭😭.
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13 Laughing emojis and Arsenal have 13 League Titles
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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starting to score when the League’s wrapped up
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once again
Feel like Saka/Foden is one of those debates we’ll look back at and think why did we allow Arsenal fans to make this a thing.
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But when we make fun of Sancho it’s all about Mental Health yeah snm.
Bukayo Saka let Arsenal down 🎶🎶.
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Allegedly this is Fabinho at 19
How do you actually explain this Fabinho decline though. Only 29, hasn't played crazy amounts of football and hasn't had any crazy injuries?.
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We were 5 points clear 9 months ago😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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What’s the biggest “you're not that guy pal” performance ever?.
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“our girl” fucking hell man this app is cooked.
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